- When google makes your day.
- I started flossing after because it went as planned
- we all know the better profession
- Carrie
- Finally got the pictures from one of my best friends wedding. Id say we nailed it.
- Poor hunter mains
- After deleting Facebook because it was taking over my phone, I get this. GG, Facebook.
- it’s brojob time boys
- Profile said 18. He wasnt.
- If thats not water, what is it?
- Utah Wedding Photographers
- Savage love
- Got A’s on all my finals
- cute couples/ one day
- Kul
- college fun!
- Doing my part
- Pray for me
happy customer, happy me! positive comments from a #supercharged #M156 pushing upwards of 12.5psi on 91 octane. still in the beginning stages of custom tuning which involves entirely full remapping. - @eightysixtuned on Instagram
- Got her lol
- Im colored too
- I left her speechless
- Some of the Traffic Lights round trafalgar square are changed. Not sure how long theyve been like this. Pretty cool though.
- His original message was you are so hot and sexy can we make out
- People on Craigslist.
- Did we just become best friends!?
- What goofy/weird nicknames do you call your partner? I’ve taken to calling my boyfriend “Wise Guy” in a New York mobster accent 😅
- Spelling is important
- I saw u/emart’s joke on an earlier post. Wanted to try it out. Partner wasn’t amused.
- I always get the crazy ones
- bridemaids & groomsmen
- I thought it was hilarious...
- Awesome jewels
- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder
- Funny texts from parents
- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”
- A thrifted outfit for a professional shoot! Romper, wedges, shirt!
- Yesterday after a couple of days of bike commuting, i broke the 20kph average speed for the first time. Im so proud.
- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit
- Joey Balls
- Purple cut crease for a show this weekend
- Florida Wedding + Elopement Photographer
- I’d prefer cat facts
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- My buddy and I co-directed a feature film, the largest student production to come out of our university, and it premieres Wednesday. I am very excited and just wanted to share :)
- Im uncomfortable
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- Flaneur is releasing his Kith BOGO hoodies next week
- Literally seems like 2 weeks ago
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- In the park
- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.
- She didn’t even get the reference
- Id like to dedicate this post to all of those who doubted me
- Still trying to get his dick wet in the middle of a pandemic
- I DoNt MiNd DeAr
- Day by day, he gazed upon her
- This shit actually worked
- Me🌎irl
- Jesus we all need sleep
- Engagement
- His entire vibe did a whole 180
- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)
- Hopefully our first date goes as planned, wish me luck!
- this ‘girl’ asked me for nudes. i said no. then this happened
- Dancing in the streets |Pentax K1000, Ektar 100|
- Oppa
- Made this cool little card holder for events
- Honesty is key
- This couple was very excited about their special day
- Hell be back... Hell be back.
- I pranked the fake Muks on skype and the results speak for themselves...
- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”
- The three levels of drunk.
- Got em
- Youre welcome bros 👊🏻
- So this happened yesterday [R]
- This is just insulting
- Layerd Hair
- For some reason my mom is very much against me having a job. (I’m 17F) My workplace requires that I have a 2 week notice for days off, and my mom constantly makes plans for me and usually tells me 1-2 days before I’m supposed to go to it.
- She was smitten
- What could go wrong?
- Works every time!
- Cursed_2018message
- How nice it must be to have fresh eyes.
- Big ego..
- Girl photo poses
- Hey look at this meme
- I meet such gentlemen
- YOU GUYS. I started getting anxiety attacks at work recently, and my husband suggested that I bring one of my plants to work. This is love y’all 😭❤️
- me irl
- Nice enough to ask me if I wanted to see his dick after telling me all about it
- roast me and my bf. I’m a poor student who doesnt attend class and he is a standup comedian. Give us your worst.
- Me irl
- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔
- We’re in bois
- Have some Faith.
- me_irl
- Plenty of Fish? More like Plenty of Catfish
- Damn Daniel
- Sometimes you have to explain yourself
- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
- posted a while ago about some weirdo who was ‘in love with me’ and i rejected them. a good month later, they’re still going off on one at me on the daily. 🤦🏻♀️
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- Pythagorassholes theorem
- We don’t like cats
- Thought this belonged here
- Worst seller ever.
- Couple Goals
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- When giving your girlfriend your phone to text her dad goes wrong
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- Scary how easy this was
- Fleein Ian
- Movies
- Watch and learn lads
- I don’t get it
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- Breast Cancer
- He started out really nice but then tried to be my sugar daddy and make me give my banking info to him. Note: this is a total stranger I met online. And the messages get worse
- Burn in hell ?? ?
- U make me sick
- Man I’m smooth
- Hope this counts. Im so SO sick of women thinking they have the right to do this crap. Im tired of being treated like a dumb pig. Maybe Im an asshole, but Im not wrong.
- Boy best friend pictures
- me irl
- Whoopsie!
- .
- Bridal Jewelries
- I definitely care about this job boss
- me_irl
- Backfired
- *Shes like a sister to me*
- Her bio said she was a fan of The Office. Am I doing this right?
- This person is so mad about whatever their son did that they dont realize theyre texting a grown man WHO IS MARRIED
- Birthday gifts
- It’s a close third...
- Just when you thought it was a simple name pun
- I applied your CC from my client trial on Tuesday & this was the result for her prom tonight!
- Have been working on this project since April and the first crate of finished product just arrived this past week! :D
- My flirting skills have gone downhill since covid
- My bio has a few ironically used “fuckboy” lines, I’m glad she followed suit
- Why are people like this?
- Do you friends ever just...steal your turnips, and then bury them
- I ended it before it even started
- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl
- Slicc, got a date within 5 texts
- 2meirl4meirl
- uhh wrong person (x post /r/tinder)
- me_irl
- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- Found a conversation I had a while ago and thought it was worth sharing
- Playing around on my friends tinder an had some fun
- Gifts for Bookworms
- 2meirl4meirl
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- A message my friend received
- Tinder lines
- Blursed abortion
- Well then
- Bothering my teen son as he takes his first bus ride as a high schooler today
- Senior Session
- Was complaining that my daily driver was in the shop
- Wedding Ring Finger
- The state of tinder
- I....what?
- No..please dont say that.
- I have a name
- When youre a graphic designer and your client doesnt respond, even though they know I can see they have seen my messages. Wasting hours of my time for nothing.
- I call this one The clippy tactic.
- bloom
- Aaaaaaaaaa
- Anyone else have something like this happen?
- Catfish plays the most dangerous game... Catching other Catfish
- Wedding in forest
- I don’t even have hearing aids. My hearing is almost perfect
- Fly Fishing - Equipment
- My first time wearing blue... it won’t be the last!
- Wedding Reception Photography
- Blursed Seek and Destroy
- 6th times the charm
- Look at this meme
- [AMA ANNOUNCEMENT] Still Woozy on Monday, April 20th @ 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET / 8 PM BST!
- me irl
- Whimsical hair.
- Tinder opener about Swiss flag
- We can still do this!
- It worked boys
First seasonally appropriate day has me feeling some type of way. Can we go back now? #rainydayrewind #thebestdayofmylife #ultimatedanceparty #love #friends #married - @sussmaniac on Instagram
- For some reason she unmatched me after this.
- Disco Theme Party Idea Share
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- they never give up do they
- Message IPhone
- The Leaves, They are a-Changin’
- Bow Necklace
- Bought 2 energy drinks....
- Last week I planned on doing the 18:6 fast (as per usual) but decided to challenge myself instead and did a 72 hour fast!
- Car Accessories for Women
- I hate sprint
- Thanks Adam
- I dont want to ejaculate in your hair.
- Missed opportunity on my part
- My fiancé saved a screenshot of our first Tinder conversation. Now were really getting married (this September)!
- Some things never change
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- Trending Worldwide on Twitter! 💍🔔💒
- Me_irl
- PsBattle: Prime Minister Trudeau at a Gay Pride Parade.
- This guy on tinder
- Shes gotta be a magician
- So apparently me sexting my boyfriend of 8 months makes me a whore, good to know
- Dom and subs
- It all started with him wanting notes
- (Pt 2) So I’m toxic bc I feel uncomfortable giving my bank info
- *turns away blushing*
- I’m so done with these fucking guys who try to get my bank info 🙅🏼♀️
- What an eggiot
- Making Girls Feel Special
- bada bing bada boom
- Cat text
- *cries*
- Found the toaster line in this group and thought I was onto a winner :/
- Wythe Hotel Brooklyn Weddings
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- A typical text conversation with my roommate
- she thinks that i know her, but we never even met (we go to the same school)
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- Meeting my friend for lunch who does not watch the office. I quote this show too much.
- You Are What You Eat!
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
- Met on tinder, she planned a date and bailed to be with her ex... texted me a month later
- My Go-to Soft Glam Makeup Look
- MICHAEL!
- The only 4 texts my dad has ever sent me. From his flip phone.
- Im Gay Now
- $1.50 Calvin Klein tie - shout out to The Salvation Army
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- Fick detta SMS av Norci för en stund sen. Tror han är full....
- Trying to buy stuff from Kijiji in Canada...
- Have there been casualties?
- me irl
- All I wanted was a Birthday Wish....
- Fake text message
- A true master of insults
- Thought he was genuine and looking for an answer, but boyo was I wrong. Just wanted to spew his homophobic and well unresearched views...
- Flirting quotes for him
- Cheers Maw
- My mother after working my ass off as a freshmen, and having an 89 in German A2, 88 in Geometry, 83 in Honors Earth Science, and a 92 in AP World (college level course). I have to deal with this every week...
- Priorities
- He owes me £100.
- Now wheres my trophy?
- Girlfriend one upped me at Disney
- Nice
- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)
- please go off on me, i’m really insecure
- nanananananananana batman
- In my bio a part reads, “I’m an open book, assuming you can read”
- I done gone fucked up
- PsBattle: this panicked wedding guest at a Ceilidh
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Fake text message
- a brief history of im in bois
- GIGGLES
- The day I married my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world
- Peeves!
- A brief but insightful 4 minute conversation.
- Bts texts
- Just found this old one in my screenshots
- Half Up Half Down Wedding Hair
- I just like to spread joy and happiness
- Finally finished😁😁😁after a very long period of procastination i finished my B.sc. Thesis
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Fake text message
- GRAPHIC ELEMENTS
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- Dreams can be achieved
- WHEN YOU CANT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER PT. 2! GUY WANTS ME TO PAY HIS RENT!
- Remember Valentines doesn’t just have to be for SOs!
- Told my dad someone hacked his email. This was the convo that came after he changed his password.
- Fuck with me for £100 guy tries again. I try to collect my debts.
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- This dude who called me multiple times
- You need nice kicks for taking big steps
- The pay sucks, but the perks are great!
- Destination Wedding Photographer
- I love my new rackmounts, my wife... not so much....
- this purple shimmer was calling my name
- Continued: Crazy mother says my 91 overall average is unacceptable
- #datinggoals
- It wont let me reset my password either
- Work friend says she unroastable, light her up!!!
- Me again and for a fact, Tiramisu (an Italian restaurant where I live) is my favorite restaurant 😎
- This sign I took a picture by on January 1st of 2020 seems to have been incorrect on its hypothesis
- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.
- Inspired by members of r/Analog I put together this short journal with 6 local artists contributing their film work.
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- 23M (right) is a cars lover who has just been dumped. Hes the drunk friend at parties. 20F (left) is a cats lover, is super confident and works as a cashier at a restaurant. Roast us!
