- Remember the guy selling the $4000 authentic supreme yeezys? He blocked me after this...
- Please stop grandma
- Angry about a meme stating if your unvaccinated kids can go to school, others should be able to bring peanut butter. Allergies vs. Preventable Diseases.
- Vulture, Plain and Simple
- Shes not like other girls, she has INTELLAGINCE
- Jane is doing it wrong
- Ruining Thanksgiving
- I’m allergic to a lot of things.
- Comment section on vaccine study post is a goldmine in the worst way
- Yeah, grocery shopping is just as bad as going to house party with people packed in like sardines...
- I have never seen so much ignorance in one paragraph
- Ass Herpes
- Why cant federal workers just suck dick for money?
- God - A Narcissistic Sadist [FB]
- This is happening at least 3 times a week in my town
- Old person worried about YouTube being down
- Wait... whos Karen?
- I- what.
- flat earths
- tfw you “hate childless women”
- Found in the wild...
- Hes 54 and makes posts like this all the time. Time for me to share them. First post, Thanks!
- This guy was just arrested for first degree criminal sexual conduct so I looked him up on FB. This is his only public post.
- I understand youre excited but stop posting pictures of your fetus face, its freaking me out.
- “Ain’t gunna learn me nuthin”
- Woman tries to laugh at Facebook post and instead becomes confused by the selfie she posted.
- New Mcdonalds burger The Mclie
- Don’t tell your young children Santa bought them nice gifts!
- Please delete me
- Purple girl fantasizes about knocking kids teeth out
- My local FB never ceases to amaze me. She wants a raccoon.
- more peasantry in 30vs60 fps videos
- Peasant thinks gameplay is from 360, when he finds out its from XB1 he goes to typical graphics dont matter. Any reply suggestions?
- How to transport a bed for free in Bangalore?
- its hypocritical to be butthurt about people harassing you but then going to harass them. Secondly, Any group of people can both harass and be harassed.
- me bones r spicy
- Conversation between sex-havers
- My clanmate is a fucking legend.
- Male hun selling food stamps for doTerra gets caught.
- White men deserve PTSD
- At least they made it easy for him.
- He’s right though, isn’t he?
- I feel like fuckin
- I follow people with the wokest 8 year olds on twitter
- McDonalds worker wants a free car or free rides to work.
- Doctor Who doesnt have any original ideas...
- During an active school shooting
- Apparently this is how people introduce themselves Now...
- Sorry if someone else has already posted this. There so many posts on this subreddit, I can’t go through all of them.
- Ghostbusters feminism
- Found this on a Facebook group dedicated to posting things sexist men say.
- Palaces ig does it again..
- How did this hun not see this coming?
- Something for F1 fans outta here
- we can get in a cage and do this and make some money off it
- Guys, we gotta step it up!
- If youre going to make a post complaining about people not speaking english please know how to use english.
- Will someone please explain to me why the right is so scared of Bill Gates?
- I have no words...
- Lady got into a fight with her long distance boyfriend, and this is the result!
- Local women fakes pregnancy, then having a child for 5 months just to fuck over her ex. It worked, we all believed her. Real mom finds out and baby faker comes clean.
- Meet Monkey D. Luffy, an alpha male mod at The Red Pill.
- Big brain time
- A cheetoh of Neckbeards explain how they all understand that love and lust are unimportant feelings in a time of international crisis
- Good old “celebrating your own achievements is fatphobic”
- In a group of so-called intellectuals. This guy is just looking for some advice.
- oh my sweet baby Jesus, my half sister is an AbSoLuTe SaVaGe.
- His girlfriend should be so proud of him for not cheating... Guys like this only come around once in a lifetime! Sorry ladies, he’s taken.
- Current directory maybe?
- Honestly, same
- a (3Fll0) e (3Fll0) s (3Fll0) t (3Fll0) h (3Fll0) e (3Fll0) t (3Fll0) i (3Fll0) c
- Always important to listen to feedback
- Were all born bald, baby.
- Wait snapchat doesnt draw the filter at real time?
- If you need to keep emailing me to ask for my consent to keep emailing me, you probably don’t have my consent to keep emailing me
- Imagine thinking that if you consume more you should pay more
- Thankfully, out of shape and weak is my goal
- Posted by a cop
- Face surgery not healing oozing pus
- I mean, at least she asked if she could add me unlike some people who randomly add me, and we actually never talked in high school
- Thanks for the info.
- What sort of sad pathetic loser thinks its cool to brag about kinky sex to their uninterested mother?
- Sad to say I’m from the same gene pool
- Condition isn’t great but that’s still a good price.
- Female fear = male privilege.
- you should not have dropped out of a school buddy
- “Open says me”
- THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAS ARM ANTIFA, AND BLM WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS
- r/AntiMLM=massive group of quitters
- This is a sophomore at my high school
- The colors are reversed on the new Facebook upvote-downvote system.
- Getting married is so easy...
- Say what now?
- Suddenly Power Bottom 🤔
- Can bots be trashy?
- Making sure the message goes through.
- for context, this guy added my Snapchat and i had no idea who he was, sent him a couple selfies and he asked me for nudes about six minutes later.
- The marriage equality debate
- Keep his balls empty...
- some girl i went to middle school with a few years ago shared this. shes the kind of person who thinks being a stoner makes her special.
- Just two girls bullying a pregnant girl, saying that they hope her baby dies
- your never gonna leave
- Look out Massachusetts lawmakers, you just got put on a list
- A Tale Of Too Witty
- Comparing vaccines with gas chambers... that’s just insane.
- Keys
- Preach it sister
- Having a job is super tough when youre as smart as I am
- Jeez that would have hit hard
- I’d rather have autism than ‘devilish chemicals’ #christ
- If you take care of your skin youre gay
- Please stop calling me gay, I touched a willy in high school once and it was just a little mistake
- I don’t even know what to say
- Damn white walkers spreading covid
- Regularly receive emails from the copy editor of a newspaper my company advertises in, emails are in comic sans and incorrectly capitalised.
- meirl
- “You’ve got hell to pay and I’m the God Damned Devil!!!!”
- Blursed Grandmother
- Girl makes a facebook post where she calls out two friends for getting her sister into heroin
- Married and still a niceguy...
- Yeah, I dunno CHRISTIAN
- She also went on to imply that she doesn’t go to the doctor’s office because of “the lectures”.
- Goodbye United States.
- Walmart Is MStore
- They’re teaching their downline to go after licensed skincare professionals. It’s never going to happen psychos
- When searching for jobs, this chat helpers response came 1 second after I wrote a message.
- Man is sexist/racist, dude reolies with quite the response.
- I’m not sure what ‘Kik Usernames’ is but this gem somehow found me.
- Spotted This Response to the Crotch Goblins Decal
- Hair Salons Are No Longer Safe to Anyone
- #1 on list of things not to share on Facebook
- Neckbeard Stage 1
- But if it isn’t piss, what is it?
- Not the response he expected
- That actually sounds like a terrible weekend.
- He has lost it.
- Redhead caught redhanded!
- Not sure if this has been posted here before I just found it on youtube
- 97% success rate is a failure
- Want to play a game? (FB)
- Uhh what?
- Well never know what, but Im glad my grandmother is enjoying her self.
- Have fun with that expulsion....
- Guy constantly posts things like this
- If you take more than 90 seconds at an atm you’re a maggot
- They’re on to us.
- Context: She was being a jerk in the comments of her post on choosing beggars that people called her out for.
- Major power move 😂
- Beating a one year old who doesnt understand actions and consequences? Garbage.
- Yes, let’s completely ignore that her peer was squished for 5+ hours on a flight.
- 29 year old girl from my hometown. She has four kids with three different guys and broke up with her new fiancé last night. (they’ve known each other 5 months). Looks like they’re back together this morning, but this was the drama.
- Whenever I play Call of Duty I get Flashbacks of deployment...
- Big Yikes if True.
- Im not usually a grammar nazi, but this just pissed me off..
- Flu shot
- I Cant Believe They Did That...
- Whew!
- A mutual friend is going through chemo and this is was someones response to a disagreement. Kicker is that this girl works at a hospital that specializes in breast exams!
- fb fail
- My Aunt (60) posted this today and a few of her friends weighed in. On a TV show.
- The irony is palpable
- Combining all the conspiracies
- Heard.
- Not what I needed today, autocorrect
- Merry Christmas Facebook pals, would you like to send me 5-$1000?
- Can’t play then keep the jersey in the closet.
- When /r/indianpeoplefacebook leaks into LinkedIn
- What happened in 2016 to 2020!?
- Jan saving lives one beer at a time
- Theres just too much in this to summarize in a title...
- Why?
- But do they make ACE Inhibitors for secrets?????
- Wrong number!
- I think this definitely belongs here
- I don’t even know what to make of this
- So this is the hacker known as 4Chan
- You will reap what you sew...
- Not how it works. At all
- I just slept with a minor...BEST PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!
- Concerns
- 2020 na ngayon dapat 2020 Constitution daw
- You said it, Karen, not me.
- Free him even though he has 6 charges!!!!
- Choose what parts you want to follow!
- When gatekeeping goes ..... right?
- Someone decided to gatekeeper Dragon Ball even though its not out everywhere yet
- Badass will handle the drug deal himself next time
- People like this.
- Commented on a picture of an attractive Asian woman om Facebook
- Local mans car hit with an arrow randomly driving down a busy street.
- Angry V6 muscle car owners at it again
- juice, sauce, little bit of dressing
- Thotties these days...
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- No fat chicks
- Found her
- Western Maryland Trash
- ‘I’ll shag yer da’
- The most hipster post Ive seen on Facebook...
- Being fat is an affliction that is impossible to change.
- I dont want your attention
- Person posting is female so I have NO IDEA who theyre referring to.
- On the announcement for Kirby fighters 2, you guys do know smash bros didn’t invent fighting games right?
- If thats the rule, have fun talking to yourself. If youre waiting on someone you like to talk to you first, it wont happen. Nut up and do it yourself. Act, dont react.
- I feel it is my duty to make a scene of this.
- After many years of looking for my own facebook gold at the end of the rainbow... she finally produces!
- Contexts are helpful
- Wrong af
- Found this in r/nobodyasked and thought it belonged here lmao
- When Your Friend Asks for Male Actors...
- Gamer gentleman just cant seem to catch a break
- Educatianity
- Coin candy
- Facebook delivers on Twilight
- I guess everything really is upside down there...
- Girl I used to work with posts stuff like this all the time part 2
- In which grandma finally admits shes a racist
- Fishing for Attention
- 1. emailing an entire class when you mean to email a teacher, 2. emailing a SOCIOLOGY TEACHER about cyber bulling on some random discord server
- Pirate whining they cant play the game online
- Turning bisexual was a terrible idea.
- #HeWasEatingThisPussyWhileTalkingToYou
- Just imagine...
- This is from a non-satire “trendercore” blog.
- you don’t want to challenge me to an intelligence battle
- He tagged a random girl too
- Genius knows not to be contempt with knowledge
- Stupid comments
- HIV test came back positive.
- Glad to hear it
- This woman’s response to my moms take on all this mass hysteria
- Yea, cause that would totally work....
- Because youre one of the ugly girls
- Follow-Up on the failing carbon fiber on the Zard racing exhaust: Zard is now threatening a lawsuit.
- Awesome!!!
- No words
- From my uni’s anonymous confessions page...
- I fell asleep on the bus once.
- Hi
- Dating requirements- You must acknowledge that health is a social construct!
- You know you love someone...
- Lots of Love
- TL litty today lmaoo
- I only knew because she posted a status a few months prior saying that it looks better and that every kid should have it done.
- When your SO decides to do this, while you’re in the hospital and without your consent (link in the comments)
- S.Os grandma reaches out for technical support
- 9/11=Slavery [TW: Facebook]
- Old fling I had years ago doesn’t understand the “no” but wait, I should feel SPECIAL that he’s even asking for this crap **the flattery is real**🤢
- Are you illegally claiming a child on your taxes?
- I am a fan of Sleep Acne too.
- Some things are better sent as private messages (video in comments)
- at least u fuck me good
- Facebook sends me a notification that i answered on my own message
- Best cousin ever!
- Anger, hate, violence, homophobia, many comments from her about probably ending up in jail one day. She’s a winner. Who’s taking bets her next post is racist too?
- BLM and White Nationalists are one in the same
- I cant do that, Im busy...
- Noah, the boat, NOW!
- Sounds terrifying.
- Expectations vs Reality
- im loyal sweat and kind... you would defeamently click with me
- Somebody call Shark Tank
- Man she really doesnt want someone to talk to her does she?
- Awfully inapr
- Casually browsing a Tel Aviv group and this is what I see. Lmao
- Anon is a virgin
- *Kills Self*
- Don’t go to the hospital, just ask Facebook!
- 14 year old genius too busy to be president
- You arent stressing hard enough to put your kid in an actual school though.
- Oh, this is the game were playing now?
- Mall ninja letter opener
- Joining the Marines (x-post /r/cringepics)
- I am indeed not real
- Trashy bride
- Found on r/ChoosingBeggars
- *Measles Molly has left the chat*
- Yes it is me
- Min kompis som är vegan...
- Imagine being an attention whore.
- This guy on my community Facebook page.
- Good thing no one asked you to
- Beautiful Earth
- You only had to read one damn sentence!
- My deadbeat ex-bf likes to try to randomly pop back into my life. I found the perfect way to get him to stop bugging me! Havent heard a peep from him since!
- quick fix women problems
- ..AND YOU LISTEN IM NOT GROSS!!!!!
- r/thathappened material
- 32 minutes without a response so she puts up another cringy status.
- fb fail
- If you work behind a desk, you can’t possibly be working hard
- Thanks a lot, Clear. Its very clear you value your customers. :(
- Posted completely unironically.
- Wait, BroTerra is a thing now too? Why?!
- 90% of CEOs are men.
- 45 year old trying to pick up a 22 year old
- ;--;
- FWD: 412K more likes and itll happen. Please like it honey!!!
- 2meirl4meirl
- I can’t do this shit no more.
