Barfing Pumpkin Guacamole | Somewhat Simple
- How has no one posted anything about Finn Wittrock from last nights AHS:FS?! (No Spoilers)
- A Blue Jay landed on my wife’s finger today and she sung to it!
- My Gummy Bears Were Only Red
- These butts in an anti-smoking ad
- hmmm
- So I found this at cvs n reminded me of P & R
- A baby bird we tried to save a while ago, he was doing really well for 3 months then suddenly died.
- You know exactly what you did, Keebler.
- Maya is self-conscious about her cute little butt
- Lady has a tool bag as a purse
- You call that saying grace
- Mitt bästa foto från min semester i Spanien
- Took a pocture while the fish shook him self to safety, but ended up killing himself
- Found in Poland
- A beer from Bradford, UK
- L I C C B O Y E doin a vvvv big licc!
- Uses for Aloe Vera
- These fly swatters in Hawaii
- My little helper today! We’re turning this patio into a jungle!
- My parents didn’t believe I could grow them from a seed but I did it😁
- Thats what I needed in my life
- I feel like he doesn’t want me to shower alone... he’s the best of company!
- Since cats and plants seem to go so well together. Here’s a picture of my kids enjoying the afternoon sun
- This is how to snack on a cheesestick. Apparently you bite into it while still in package. 😂
- hmmm
- My lap dog (in his own mind) Felix
- Blursed_birb
- One nasty slushee
- Modern Comfort Food
- How is this mirror supposed to work?
- Blursed Chick
- A Slightly Phallic Carrot
- Ann landers is a boring old bitty
- Yikes!
- LOL directionators
- hmmm
- My magnolias finally opened for the 1st time 😍
- My coworker for the foreseeable future.
- He ate the whole pack of Kraft singles when their owner went to take a shower
- Hey fren, doin a good wait here...
- Suck my balls kids
- No ones gonna talk about this? Could it be hinting at a future plot that lasts multiple episodes where Peter and Lois divorce?
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college.
- These lilies are huuuge!!
- Never opened!! I got this cute ceramic waffle cone ice cream cone set for only $6.99 at my local Salvation Army thrift store! And the day before my Mom’s birthday!
- Worked Hard Today So My Boy Could Sleep
- Alexis Mateo
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- Pussy flower...?
- These lilies are my favorite (shhh don’t tell the others)
- Sleepy boy in the sun
- My face (lololol I wish) when the leaks proven to be true
- Jessica Alba
- Chonk checking out plants
- Welcome to retail where customers literally leave their shit on the floor
- Went to my local plant store today and they had these behemoths in stock, a girl can dream
- Chillin on my copper spoons 🦎🧡
- Make Scrambled Eggs the easy way!
- Cute amateur enjoying it.
- OG moon shoes anyone?
- Oswald, the sleepiest gentleman in the world. Nine years old and the world can’t stop this beagle!
- ‘How frightfully rude! I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye!’
- Bought a mystery plant and it bloomed!
- Enormous bloom (?) on this succulent!
- My girl had her teeth removed so now her tongue sticks out permanently.
- My asiatic lilies are finally mature enough to cut some stems for an arrangement.
- He stole ALL of the blankets from the other dogs and now he wont move.
- hmmm
- Blursed Beverage
- My cans! My precious, antique cans!
- Wth is this???
- Running to the bathroom
- Basset Hounds
- Hold your screen to your nose and slowly pull back.
- My succulents have happy hour every afternoon and today my dog joined. I began to wonder if they were plotting...
- Blursed_umbrella
- Woman murdered and stuffed in wardrobe, tragic. Look at the ad below the story! Irish newspaper
- ¡Ay caramba! (I hear it really starts to go downhill after issue 9)
- In Scotland we have cereal with The Hound ( Rory McCann ) on the box and have so since the 90s. Cool stuff.
- Anti-Vax Moms Be Like
- This peanut - with 50% more peanut
- All Things King
- wife found this unique vibrant red watering pot purse for $4. She also bought that ring on her finger for $6.
- Sears catalog
- Mount him like that
- What do you do, follow my husband around? Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- H O T B O Y E doing a pant
- Primroses
- The one downside to treble hooks, sorry bud. Maybe I should use barbless in the future?
- Other meats
- You can buy fashionable batteries
- Detection dog dropout turned service dog. This is my boy, Graham Cracker.
- “Dad why are you yelling I only wanted to eat your plants”
- Walmart Stores Clothes
- You gotta start selling this for more than a dollar a bag - We lost four more men on this expedition.
- Barney Stinson Quotes
- Got Milk?
- Kid friendly game
- Front facing Joe and haunted Louis is real.
- This is Niall McCrae, a lecturer at Kings College, London, taunting a remain campaigner for inviting civil discussion
- My cousin asked where her cookie went...
- Hey, Surly Only Looks Out For One Guy...Surly!
- What kind of plant is my neighbor growing?
- hmmm
- Just a Rocco dog taking a Rocco snooze
- this dove made a nest in the flower pot outside my house
- one shot two kill
- My pup approves of the bloom.
- Sometimes all you need is a good hug
- This is what a cheetahs tongue looks like
- Target has $1 each mini succulent tools! I bought all 3!
- Toy skipping stones
- Friends derp, Peanut.
- Anyone know what flag this is? From “King of the Hill” S4E14 “High Anxiety”
- Nicky the pibble lounging around
- My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife
- I love how the light brings out the beautiful colour even on the underside. Shes had spider mites 3 times but still ticking
- A man walking his cat
- hmmm
- What a crappy candle
- Darling Dachshunds
- Cute couples teenagers
- Grandma’s amaryllis is putting on a SHOW!
- He waits by my desk while I work.
- This tan line looks like he’s wearing a white t-shirt
- Descoware flame cast iron Dutch oven for $15!
- With her panties in her mouth
- Blursed_hand warmers
- She finally bloomed (Queen of the night)
- Woof_irl
- These lilies I grew. I wish you could smell them through the Internet.
- Ever wonder how a baby coconut palm is born? Here is one sprouting in my neighbor’s yard. Zone 10a USA.
- My fiddle leaf fig (cozy beagle for scale)
- A rare pair - my sweet boys.
- Forbidden Dippin dots
- Blursed Candice
- My hound dog pup uses her built in sleep mask when she goes to bed
- Just started the Disney Princess challenge! Here is my teenage Snow, playing with some makeup :)
- Deodorant Removing Tool
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- my prettacy founder and her grandaughter... well that was easy
- I think I found the origin of the Drag Race Butterfly Curse
- screw versace and supreme, this is the new designer.
- Coach Purse
- Dropping hints you want a new toaster for your birthday
- Who’s the better looking character and who’s the one with the better personality? I gotta prove a point to someone.
- Its too early for all of this cuteness!
- New babies! I have been following this sub for a few weeks and you all have inspired me to buy more plants. Also Calathea is such a gorgeous plant.
- Blooming season.
- My only thoughts on the Debate.
- Corn Dog Man
- Talk about bad placement...
- The age limit on this is oddly specific.
- Silly putty
- 🔥 Turkeys across the street from my house. I live 3 miles from Minneapolis
- hmmm
- After being cooped up for days while it rained, my dog is so happy that spring has sprung!
- A wonderful treat from my 9 year old clivia miniata!
- This giant advertisement for ‘Sex Education’ in Spain
- The one rotated tile at my local Subway...
- Looking nice this year
- Ive never felt so judged.
- Forbidden Macarons
- Lady, hes putting my kids through college!
- i didn’t think this one through...
- America runs on
- The size of this gorgeous orchid flower
- My new Gloriosum (he will not live in this sun!)
- The dog in the corner…
- The old OSHA approved finger plugs while guy in front of you takes an air hammer to some concrete. Way to go People’s Gas of Chicago!
- In Wal-mart and I saw this.
- Favourites.
- Definitely NOT a hair brush
- The way this peanut butter came out on the knife
- Properly enjoying the spring weather.
- Golden bronze petite perfection 👌🌹
- Congratulations Dahlia, you’ve won a one month stay in the hotel we’ve sequestered you in so we can keep bringing you back
- When you did 90% of the group project but your teacher only praised the person who presented the powerpoint.
- Biltema Korv air freshener
- Jenna Jameson gettin eaten - Built For Speed BTS
- The nipple on this condog.
- Whoopsy Fudge Stripes (Weapon): -10 comfort, 10 attack, has a chance to make enemies poop their pants.
- Come on girls, BLEE.
- This absolute unit of a sausage. Banana for scale
- I dont want to live anymore!
- Sausage doesn’t fit into the bread roll. It’s from a convenience food ‘all in one’-package.
- Fresh from the yard
- Rearranging and took a second to admire the new leaf on my Alocasia when i noticed an even TINIER new leaf at the base! Proud plant mom moment! Bonus cute dog
- Jessica Simpson At Her Best
- this hair product
- Fail
- When your picture resembles a magazine collage
- My mom’s lotus bloomed!
- Bearded Iris. TN state flower in her natural habitat.
- cursed_love
- These potted plants with feet at a nearby Stop&Shop
- My coworkers tattoo lines up perfectly even when their arm is bent
- Morning all!
- Cant trust a pig with watermelons, yknow?
- My friends dog is. Interesting
- Sleepy night
- My moms beagle is an absolute chonk. She’s recently been put on a diet. Currently 52lbs.
- my violet African Violet
- Chief, you’re getting powdered sugar all over my floor. No I’m not, no I’m not. I’m, um.. dusting for prints.
- Trixie deserves more recognition for her role in Chicken Run
- Voodoo queen hibiscus, changes colors
- Bannetons for hushpuppies
- As seen in a Kroger grocery store today. Im mildly jealous
- Sauce?
- Dua
- What is this fluffy boy?
- Some visitors in the front yard today
- Deborah Revy - Q (2011)
- I am happy! My beautiful Amaryllis “Minerva” is a slow bloomer, but she is worth the wait with a total of 7 flowers these past couple of weeks!
- The Birth of Nancy Drew (2011)
- My cat Djinn looking dapper in my schefflera.
- One of the Audrey II Homage floral arrangements I made to make some extra cash
- My little wiener is all grown up now
- Chill Sunday Afternoon
- The smells from this are amazing!
- You are getting sleeeeepy
- This is how my cat sits when the sun hits the chair.
- Saw this at the city conservatory as part of the holiday display last year, thought it was pretty neat and wanted to share
- Although I usually disagree with a lot of Michelles critiques, I really appreciate her calling [REDACTED] out last night
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
Dead Birds are now in the shop. Limited run of 100. I won’t be making these again so get on it. Link in bio. - @obviousplant on Instagram
- Happy Lemon Boba Wiener for your enjoyment.
- This was very much one of Crackers top 3 looks from the show. The concept. The makeup here. All of it is right.
- Photo 51, first image taken of a chromosome. (May, 1952)
- What are they? Hubby got condolence flowers and they came in pots. I want to keep them alive.
- Snugglepupperz part 4.
- Blursed childrens book
- Hardhat plant pots used to beautify a building site
- The haunches on this dog
- hmmm
- A breath of homegrown fresh air brought into the kitchen...
- Go this machete at a garage sale for $3. Cat for scale
- This hotdog looks like a burnt thumb
- Cursed_news
- My gardening buddy enjoying the rays this morning.
- Amanda Cerny
- Woof_irl
- Lowe’s has mislabeled manjula pothos right now in VA, likely nearby states as well. Tag says pearls and jade. Gonna go back and get another.
- An old puppus
- My son in his monstera bed next to one of my favorite plants! 😍
- Danke does a very good calm in Waffle House
- Roscoe is a certified heckin cute longboi
- Weird Al rocking the Jeremy Scott Flames in his newest music video First World Problems
- Hes at the vet. And he knows hes gonna get an injection.
- Forbidden ice cream sandwich wafer
- Someone spent their time deciding on the font and forgot to set actual content
- My Aunt visited and saw all my burn scars. I got this in the mail a week later. (Redo, first post had address in it.)
- K E W L B O Y E
- FINISH HER
- Still in awe of this giant thanksgiving cactus I got for $20 (hat for scale)
- Black News
- Don’t know why. But this little one is at the air port with me.
- Raja putting her face on during fpr is very much a mood rn 😂
- hmmm
- My pup just wanted me to tell you....”be cool to everyone!!”
- Reddit, my Jerry Girl turned 11 years old today! Happy Birthday Jerry!!
- When your parents make you smile for a picture...
- This ad I saw in an Ulta.
- If I fed them to her, thatd be at least 4 levels of meta...
- My name is Mila and today is my birthday! I am a whole 5 years old today.
- Forbidden hot dogs
- woof irl
- I made a bed for my foster dog Molly by sewing an tablecloth into a cover for a piece of old memory foam mattress topper :) I also made a second bed for indoors!
- What did Geo say
- Blursed Sunbath
- My local pet store sells chicken harnesses
- When mom’s dinner smells just a little too good
- The greatest in-ring return of all time happened this week on 205 Live! Welcome back to William!
- My dinner for tonight. Aldi hotdog saussage with a dash of ketchup, served on a blue Ikea plate.
- Forbidden caramel
- Really happy with this Rex Begonia today. Any care tips? I’ve read they can be temperamental.
- im not doggy i am HUMAN
- Dont worry dad, Ill be the napkin on your lap
- Banana anyone?
- MRW I get invited to hang out with a bunch of jocks
- Does my crocodile belong here?
- Dog toy. What do you guys think?
- what i sleep on vs what the judges sleep on
- My favorite thrift store just opened a branch a few blocks away from me
- I have no clue why but my dog loves to guard my plants
- Mmmm chicken
- What kind of Caladium is this? Anyone know? And did I plant a house plant outside?
- Why do they always put faces where faces are not supposed to be put
- At first glance I thought this mask had a sweet ‘stache
- It could be from old age but her face is way too puffy.
- I got this picture of a “Dog Stack” the other day
- [Spoiler] Me when I see another Brook Lynn post with a #relatable and #mood caption
- B R A V E G I R L pretending to be lamp after knee surgery
- Almost uncanny
- Bloom time!
- Me waiting in line at the grocery store behind a senior who just coughed into their hands and spent the last 15 minutes pressing every button on the self-checkout
- When it’s finally nice out, the babies get moved outside
- So I’m re-watching Season 6 and I happen to have subtitles on and...
- Woof irl
- Such a gift.
