- Riiip
- Man down!!!
- Got this from my pen pal! I’ll have step up my game for my next letter
- Blursed Melon
- Blursed causion
- Found this note on the drivers seat. Any guesses as to what he wants me to check for his second complaint?
- Bent over paper in the printer, still worked.
- McCormick got this ad spot on IMO
- bazinga
- Signs of top-notch Chinese Food
- My apartment complex has had enough of my illegal parking habits...
- Avengers Endgame × The Boys
- Helping spread the word
- Miles Morales checking out his new film at the IMAX
- That’s some horror movie shit.
- Japanese delivery place was out of one of the food items I ordered online so they delivered my refund in exact change in cash in this bag.
- Among Us
- Pearl Jam’s fan club ships items with this familiar name.
- This t-shirt
- I love broken videos. Thanks official Reddit app.
- Ordered rice with a little tikka sauce on it for a quick lunch, this is what my local Indian place put on the label
- Apparently doctors around the world write in a similar way
- Marketing Rule #1. - KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE. Well done Pressure Cooker guys.
- Found this in the office refrigerator
- Wtf is that!! A banana already has a wrapper!
- These ingredients are named Organic instead of actually being organic.
Love letters from customers are always appreciated! Thank you to our anonymous admirer 😍📝💞 #Brunch #Toronto #February #LoveIsInTheAir - @figs.toronto on Instagram
- Feels bad
- chalk art
- My uncle likes to do this with his habaneros at work
- One of my Cognitive Science flashcards
- Torn between thinking this is trashy because it was written on the job and agreeing with it.
- Broken plastic drinking cup shard in parking lot looks like sunglasses temple/earpiece.
- Diabetes is inevitable
- Pinoy Cooking Recipe
- My first successful watermelon! So stoked!
- This is what happens when we let customers order food without supervision
- I don’t know what “assit” means but I can’t wait to find out!
- Govenment can’t get the social distancing message through to people, so now they’re targeting...
- Funny Black butler memes
- Expert Level Camouflage
- Hopefully I Can Order Off of Onlypans Soon
- Outside my geology teachers office
- The serving size for the brand of bread I buy is 3 slices
- Well boys. Im back at it, by myself. Hotel called and said that I can come back on. No exec or exec sous. No cooks, just me, the super. Hell not even a dishie. Designed my own limited menu, ordered everything, set up the kitchen again. Raise a glass, Im gonna need all the good vibes I can get.
- The way this downspout has eroded the sidewalk
- Who cuts lettuce like this!?
- A real life game of Snake
- So this just came in. Thanks guyzzz
- Weighted down with rocks, left on a doorstep in Illinois.
- This “resealable” bag that came unglued when opened.
- Directions unclear...
- What 60 eggs cracked into one bowl looks like
- He deserved it
- This aint it kanye
- Its snowing out ... Tips to Keep Your Toes Warm
- Fuck the TSA
- American healthcare
- Ticket I got at an old job.
- Buying something you forgot you already have.
- Nice question tho
- Forbidden gummy worm
- Asshole way to operate a business
- This is how bored I am at work right now.
- I wonder if I’ll ever regret transcribing all of my recipes like this
- Blursed_Halloween
- Vegetable puns are great.
- I see your 1 big ticket and raise you 14
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- Your local library may have video games, sometimes even new ones, make sure to check it out! Just got RDRII yesterday for loan for the next 2 weeks or so. What an amazing deal for free. Support your library!!!
- Keeping everyone updated
- Its a bad time when the oven breaks.
- Remember me!
- *sighs* we get it.
- 98 cents short of getting food delivered...
- It was expensive, and a long wait, but I think I’m going to frame this to show my grandkids some day: “End of the prohibition in Michigan”
- We bought this when??
- The pre-folded form doesnt fit in the provided postage paid envelope
- Don’t mess with food truck waifu
- Hey New World/Countdown. While youre going on about removing plastic bags how about stopping shit like this. A lettuce in a plastic bag with a plastic bread clip.
- It’s officially over
- When your shift meal ticket comes up.
- I peeled a lemon. Ive never seen a peeled lemon before.
- Joker looking at other person while they are on a train.
- Just noticed this on my new bag of cornstarch. Ha.
- After my first bite of chip-wich
- it says lift!
- Who asked and y must u hurt me in this way?
- Having to decipher my bosss handwriting every day
- Started a trend in my kitchen. Now we hashtag random labels. Found this label on the spice shelf...
- Blursed Price
- Releas the rag
- It is
- Somebody scribbled this in Manchester today. I completely agree.
- Okay
- Michelle Obamas hard work really paid off...
- hmm
- Opeth is playing at the Mission Ballroom in Denver tonight and they ordered food from my work today
- He looked worried that he was gonna get eaten so I spared him.
- The Lady Who Birthed Me, Owns A Bakery And Made This Cake For A Customer
- I stole this from grandmas purse
- PPE reminder: Soldering late at night and dropped a hot ball of solder on my shoe.
- The red text on this index card disappears almost entirely when inside a red sleeve
- And I thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse
- Family Planning Association of HK.
- Condescending tag in my underwear
- Nice writing from a client at my work!
- !Pets needing to be rescued ASAP!
- He never visited the front, yet he still thought that he knew better.
It’s true. #truth #idontknowwhatthisis - @mfx_kate on Instagram
- This dominos box that was printed without the color blue.
- Dont procrastinate kids
- Thought Id share this beauty from last night.
- Apparently this old floppy disc I have is a copy of Halo 2...
- Grocery shopping list of an Indian wife
- Wait...hold up.
- Harry Potters lesser known uncle
give me the best kahoot names in the comments - Russ credit: @the_talminator - @memesofbca on Instagram
- Well holy crap. Thats a loaded headline
- Those 15 seconds of printing and horror before you realize all will be ok with the world
- Half of my order list tonight.
- The shit that happens in Portland.
- The back of this letter is lined
- At my work
- THANK YOU Grocery bag in english/spanish
- Those raspberries did not age well
- Ending of an essay, by a kid I used to tutor
- Parking notice in SF
- Umm what exactly is this menu item???
- Egg jerky
- Cursed_Bite
- Lets make this happen people
- Warning label by William Shatner?
- Blursed beverage
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- I received junk mail from a company advertising their junk mail service
- Made me stop and sigh...
- The Way the Welcome is Perfectly filled.
- Me_irl
Tal vez - @geoitoz on Instagram
- Back at work. This still hangs here.
- 🦀 $11 btw 🦀
- Forget Tide pods, Im going industrial strength!
- this is way better
- This restaurant has a menu section for dogs... but not kids.
- We almost lost my dad last night. Hes on the mend, but is stuck in the hospital for about a week. I decided to cheer him up by jazzing up the whiteboard in his room.
- Virgin Media have put their prices up but there’s no way I’m taking on their customer service.
- Saw this on snapchat, Pop Tart Casserole
- Me want cookies.
- The fuck do we have a menu for when we can just give them a list of ingredients?
- This menu lets you buy the kitchen a beer
- This message on my bag of flour
- blursed banana
- Had a server not know what this is or what its for...
- 6 minutes after opening and one of our servers is already fed up with someones crap.
- The good people of Manchester looking out for each other
- This is what my staff does on my one day off...
- My pumpkin plans are making absolute units of leafs!! I can’t wait to see how big the pumpkins will be!
- 🤡
- Hello you wonderful people, I could not find traditional yeast at the store so I took that. Do you think I can make good bread with it?
- [WDYWT] Hard to find good clothes when you’re 2XL :/
- I can’t help myself
- My aunt asked a restaurant for their honey mustard sauce recipe. This is what they gave her.
- 15 minutes after reading this my school got shut down for two weeks and everything in the world is changing due to covid19
- Dominos workers being bros.
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
- There are good people in the world
- Golden teacher block, coir + grain. Is it contaminated?
- Receipt after buying one item from CVS. Receipts are still as absurdly wasteful as ever. Dog for reference!
- Cutaway of a snowfall (as seen by geologists)
- Causes of Laughter
- 17 year old kid back, thanks for all the advice heres a pick of my second night
- The prophecy of the Yum Disk
- One of my tables “misheard” me when I asked, “Can I get you anything else?”
- To write a fortune.
- Tragedy strikes amidst pandemic, questions about making a starter in the comments
- a great invention! according to the old lady across the street.
- Anti Virus
- Ahhh, I love the smell of detail cleaning in the morning
- EVIL MADLASS
- I decided on Bacon Burger for Clint! when i called out the order from an open grill line.
- Because everyone does whatever they want on holidays anyway
- Risotto add prawns.
- I labeled the servers new tarter sauce. I think it’s the Smee’s knees.
- Today the gang solved global warming
- I got two fortunes in my fortune cookie.
- Final ticket before closing down for good. First line cook job. Been a nice ride
- God bless the children
- Geese doesn’t belong on pizza
- Found this at the 99 cent store, 280 calories for half a bag
- Relatable
- The mark on this dohnut bag looks like a cat
- Heres what another 250 lbs of recovered food looks like. Instead of getting tossed in a dumpster, this food will be donated to those in need. Shoutout to the catering dept for contributing 60% of last nights haul! #StopHunger
- 8am people are already testing my patience
- This old card promising confidential loans to housewives found under the floorboards of an attic in Birmingham, Alabama.
- My cafe cook leaves notes.
Today, I sit in the still silence of my home, while my little ones are sleeping, my wife is away on a much deserved “Mom’s Weekend” at her friends amazing getaway home, my oldest apparently having a girls weekend too (haven’t seen her since Thursday either lol) and I am so grateful for all that I have... For all that my wife and I have created... For all that my girls stand for, believe in, and represent. My little ones missed their mommy and knew that I would too! They stepped up on their own and made me my work lunch (with adorable notes like their Mommy does...too cute!), heated my dinners up (thanks to my mother in law for coming over Friday while worked and made some stir fry, did the dishes, cooked muffins), they took care of feeding our Ivy Bean and cleaned her ears, and even cut the grass for me! I’m beyond blessed and it warms my heart to see them learning so much from their Mommy and Daddy...and practicing it when they have the chance. Love, empathy, hard-work, accountability, controlling what we can control, leaving all doubt and worry to Him, and treating others how you want to be treated is what I am embracing and experiencing today! #love #empathy #blessed #grateful #prouddad #reflections #mindfulness #leadbyexample #lovemygirls - @jimrhubartroofing on Instagram
- Coworker organized ketchup during boring hours.
- Cleaning is just a concept
- Sign on the door of a local church. Im scared, but also a chance of cookies...
- Thanks, Target, for this being the only zucchini stocked in my local store.
- They wanted $12 for this shit!
Happy #SanMarzanoMonday 🍅 Unlike round tomatoes, San Marzano tomatoes contain only 2 seed pockets, resulting in less seeds. Less seeds means lower acidity, and a sweeter tomato 😁 #centofoods #centofinefoods #cento #centotomatoes #sanmarzano #learnmore #italian #ilovesanmarzano #seeds #sweet #tomatoes #italiantomatoes #authentic #thebest #quality - @centofinefoods on Instagram
- Made in style. China 20307
- Thinking Drew was an afterthought on this thank you
- This is an actual problem here in Texas. I’m so ashamed. 🤦♂️
- Saturday night and one of the owners bought all of us pizza to start the night right
- been doin some embroidering
- This guys nickname is now tater tits...
- Some guests arent sure what to do with the amuse bouche when we give it to them. I came up with this simple solution. We bring this to the table with the amuse bouche now
- Customers like this make my day
- The restaurant I went to had different prayers written on the silverware package
- These are Micro Drawings I’ve done of Marvel characters using Copic Multiliner and Sketch Markers.
- And I wept openly
- This rice package tells you to use different amounts of water depending on the month.
- Drop your coke? Pick it up at the local police station!
- Pattern question (info in comments)
- They lied
- Everyday i write a quote below my organization board, it’s a good practice. Getting motivational and creative energies flowing always makes the shift better if you ask me.
- One of my breakfast cooks doesnt like Chefs recipe. Nate is our Chef.
- Stuffing fit for a king
- Lunch in suburban schools...
- Pigment developed through the sticker on this squash
- Get something else maybe?
- What a perfect name for a car mechanic.
- Better ingredients, better parma...
- One of my kitchen guys found a pitless avocado
- This chef’s printing.
- Our prep cook has no sense of humour...
- When it’s cheaper to customise your own pizza, than it is to order a pre-configured one
- An interesting title
- Gotta love staff meals3
- everyone knows what French Fries are
- Thanks work buddy.
- Best april fools pranks
- My sister’s gender reveal “party”. Her doctor wrote the baby’s gender on a piece of paper. At the end of the day the whole family joined a video call where she unfolded the paper! That was it!
- This eco-friendly delivery is wrapped in plastic.
- People carving their instagram names into random stones in a forest
- We closed 7 minutes ago...
- My silverware has a variety of prayers printed on it. Choose your own religion!
- Forbidden fruit roll up
- I have a table with a food allergy... hands me this.
- Chef fridge guard
- My first time encountering this in the wild
- My coworker steals my gum in the most polite way possible.
- If only it was this easy.
- Our fav FOH is absentminded, and we love her anyway.
- Papa John’s is trying to hire this subway
- Rookies prep list, will post if the one gets prepped.
- No Chicen
- Rafael Nadal loves to choose the fish
- Whats going on? Brunch. I heard this ticket coming out and felt my anxiety rise. Thanks FOH.
- Get me to a chiropractor quick
- Improvise, adapt, overcome
- What a beautiful way to start the morning. A meatless burger, just eggs. So, burger buns with eggs?
- Pizza add lettuce. Yes, that’s what they ordered. Let me hear y’alls favorite weird modifiers.
- The Foods Prayer
- The Usual day for a FOH
- Smh
- Medium...NO RED. What?
- The ticket that broke my brain.
- I’m less mad today, but this is 1/2 the list of things to do I walked into yesterday morning.
- [OC] Ordered a gluten free pizza in Yosemite and had a laugh at all the specific instructions!
- Love these tickets
- The infamous eggless omelette....
- at least they didnt fuck up their steak. *grabs torch*
- The post office left me a snarky yet helpful message on my mail.
- Apple Watch found under waterfall swimming hole on Oahu, Hawaii on its way back to the owner in Colorado! ⌚️🏝⛰🛫🛬🏔
- Rough night for Nathan
- I love onions, and that is indeed an onion
- Sunday brunch at one of the last restaurants open in the city.
- (Restaurant Week) Sunday Preplist
- Check out this absolute chad who refuses to enjoy his food
- Hasnt as straightforward as it looks. Salad was started but with no hold but customers wanted smoke break between meals. Haha what a night
- The most adorable prep list ever!!!
- Definitely don’t split the tickets. They’re easier to read this way.
- I dont have the best handwriting in the world, but my coworker takes it to a whole new level...
- It’s the little things in life
- Socially awkward line cooks
- When your fish special is poached in butter and has a hollandaise on it. SMH
- Leaving romantic notes to the prep cooks for the morning
- Why does my FOH hate me? 😑
- Theres Comic Sans on this knife
- What’s your favorite “allergy” you’ve seen?
- I thought Id never see the eggless omelette!
- Im not sure what sub ordered
- When packaging simply just lies.
- The cashier thought I was bleeding when I put this bag on the belt. Nope, just spices printed on the bag.
- And that’s what you get when you piss off the chef. The other 9.825 kilos were in a box by the sink.
- 3 minutes to close and we get this allergy list for a custom vegan meal
- Wood Green, Optimum Safety advice
- Harvester at Sutton Coldfield this evening was a disappointment in more ways than one
- When chef asks you to make up a recipe
- This was left in place of a tip for one of my servers last night. Thoughts?
- This heirloom tomato looks like a tiny watermelon
- Worst idea for a brand name amiright?
- “Kyle” (kale) and white sauce “bace” wow people
- Legends
- I wonder if someone cut themselves on this.
- Three cheers for this person that came prepared!
