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- Is that a snake youre eating, or are you just happy to see me?

Feeding Garlic & ACV To Your Chickens

- How to fill an emotional void in your life

- How to call the police on the disfigured hand drawing that follows you everywhere.

- How to avoid Masturbation

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- Family Guy Game

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- How to defend against Karen’s bitchslap

50+ Ethical & Sustainable Clothing Brands for Mindful Style — The Honest Consumer

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- How to ensure that your parents don’t rehire the babysitter

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- How to follow stay at home order

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- How to spot a fake beard

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- ... but Adam, I dont think blowing up fishes in the conference room is the best way to avoid the meetings

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- How to grope your cat

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- How to seduce your disinterested grandma

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- How to let someone know that thats your purse and you dont know them.

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- Believe in something. Even if it means sacrificing everything

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- How to weigh the consequences of dodging the WW3 draft

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- How to Drain Your Phones Battery in 10 Minutes

📌 How to Use Pinterest for Your Business Like a Pro!

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- How to apply for jobs that do not require eyesight

- How to deal with unplanned pregnancy

- How to Remember What Birth Control You Want to Prevent Access to If Youre Brett Kavanaugh

- How to maintain a Professional looking Soul Patch.

- How to debate a ghost.

- How to tell your baby mama its time to push out X Æ A-12

- How to seduce your hooman

- How to steal from a homeless shelter

- How to question if it’s finally time to move out of your parent’s basement

- How to Ruin Christmas for Your Kids

- How to pose for DisneyVacation

- Blursed unwinding

- How to defeat your super villain arch nemesis

- How to lament the time your middle child left the nudist colony to join the military.

- How to complete your first pi-athlon

- How to recognize Satan at fast food restaurant

- How To Fail As A Business Owner

- How to unlock your friends in brawl

- How to be a ladybugkin

- How to beat Chuck Norris in a fight

- How to Use Todays Heat to Make a Move

- How to succeed at breaking your legs when dancing to the NAE NAE

- Tods wife was furious when she discovered his love for cross-dressing

- How to tell if someone is a libertarian

- How to use giant flies to extort money

- How to tell if you had too much to drink last night.

- How to properly deal with someone who won’t wear a mask

- How to win a pokemon battle

- How to Ask Your Dad to Give Back Your Fedora

- How to land geese at an airport

- How To Stop Beating Around The Bush, Ask The Tough Questions

- How to stop lying about how much sausage you can fit in your mouth.

- How to save money on night vision goggles

- How to Set Up Illegal Fish-Fighting Rings for Fun and Profit

- How to impress girls at a party

- How to Amicably End a Relationship

- How to turn your worst enemies into eggs

- How to m’lady

- How to surprise a sexy crossdresser

- How to identify someone in the second person

- Pablo finalised the bribe with the chief prosecutor ahead of the Supreme Court trial

- How to connect with nature

- How to Become Overstimulated While Riding a Horse

- How to Determine if Your Power Tools are Possessed

- How to gesture to your buddies that you got laid

- How to be despised by everyone in line.

- How to have an eggcellent eye sight

- How to gently twist your nipple during a business meeting.

- Eric explains to Terrence why white people keep crossing the street to avoid him at night

- How to play football with your past selves

- How to Stroke Your Cock

- How to make it into the 007 opening scene

- How not to perform a hadouken

- How to aid in suicide watch on Jeffrey Epstein

- How to describe a meme you saw on /r/rarepuppers

- How to scold your daughter for not being a doctor yet

- How to tell a family you are not cut out for babysitting

- How to astrally project your extra two eyes in a casual conversation

- How to diss Lawrence of Arabia when you’re a young frat boy Thomas Edison who’s only capable of communicating with telepathic projections of your own inventions

- How to watch the 2020 presidential election returns.

- How to tap into your inner Karen before you ruin a poor underpaid retail employee’s week.

- How To Stand-Up A Hot Date

- How to sell drugs to a vegan

- How to deal with the bullying at your school effectively

- How to make dinner with your in laws awkward

- How to subtly hint that you got laid

- How to tell your wife she needs to lose weight

- How to social distance from a pole

- How to prepare for a LAN party

- How to eat shrooms

- How to help a friend start smoking

- Credit to Instagram account @Just4Stoners

- Pole barn

- How to tell your parents you cant spell

- the Shadow clone Jutsu is the best defense against a handgun.

- How to make business calls awkward by coming out as trans to your customers

- When your Telekinesis only works with one eye open

- How to pay for college

- How to introduce your girlfriend to your wife

- How to flirt with One Punch Man

- How to ask your teacher if he wants a quickie in the school toilet

- How to make sure your football team is well hydrated with perfect temperature H2O

- How to clean up the jizz in ur backyard

- How to get over that dry spell.

- How to Fake an Orgasm from a Distance

- How to negotiate a domestic murder for hire

- How to Deal with Poop in Your Wallet

- How to help your buddy Pokemon subsist on a diet of only Four Loko

- How to avoid going home too soon after eating a hot dog.

- How to spot Aliens hiding in plain sight.

- How to locate mother natures boobs

- How to establish dominance towards your friends

- How to Have a Seizure

- How NOT to Eat Pizza

- How to break the ice with strangers in the street by describing their lunch

- How to watch Fox News

- How to know your 15 minute google research based opinion is better than the trained medical professionals opinion.

- How to act edgy while visiting the anatomy museum

- How to invite someone for a three-way

- How to redirect your underboob sweat toward your leg

- How to insert a whoopie cushion into your pelvic cavity

- How to prove your junk is literally the Greatest Of All Time

- How to sue Child Protective Services. (Im not making this one up)

- How to handle your mom’s enormous erection

- How to lie to children

- How to find Instagram normies in the wild

- How to feel yourself in public

- How to have a Romantic Lunch with Richard Simmons

- How to shop for Back to School supplies.

- How to show your friend what a man’s measure of 6 inches is.

- How to sell your soul to wikiHow

- How to Help Identify the Doctor Who Stabbed You

- How to determine if someone is actually blind

- How To Dream About Getting Some Rest As You’re Blowing The Invisble Man

- How To Destroy Your Moms Favorite Wooden Decoration.

- How to Spy on Your Ex-Wife and Her New Boyfriend Without Breaking the Restraining Order

- How to persuade Gary to become a Scientologist.

- How to react if youre winning an argument online

- How to restrict bloodflow to a persons arm while being stalked

- How to get free money from your boss

- How to introduce yourself to the new neighbors next door

- How to teach your pigeon to use the elevator

- How to deal with kids who don’t just “take one”

- How to decide which one would look cutest on the back of a milk carton

- How to tell if Archer will be interested in you

- How to build with a blind architect

- How to befriend children

- How to tell your bro that he’s got a nice package (“no homo”).

- How to get the evening to yourself.

- How to cut off your imaginary friend from life support

- How to properly mock Jehovahs Witnesses

- How to devour his soul as a dessert

- How to enjoy cannibalising your uncle as a family.

- How to surrender almost immediately

- How to annoy your bartender

- How to have the thought that stupid.

- How to stay cool without sweat glands

- How to impress people with the size of your dick

- How to tell when it’s time to send your dog to the “big farm upstate.”

- How to Politely tell someone youre not Interested.

- How to respect someones privacy by knocking while asserting your authority by coming in anyway

- How to have no idea what chess is

- How to get a table for one at a Mexican restaurant

- How to confess that you cheated

- How to overshare your feelings at badminton

- How to find out if your friends are tolerant of your religious beliefs

- How to talk to the voices

- How to kill the cow of time

- How to invite your new friend to Neverland Ranch

- How to Recruit Fresh Blood to the Lizard People

- How to choose a porn stage name

- How to record the growth of your cock

- How to describe your last bowel movement to your doctor

- How to discuss Star Wars movies

- How to begin the transformation into your final form

- How to respond when someone asks how big your dick is.

- How to summon a demon

- How to enjoy smelling your own farts

- How to beat-box at the Annual Farmer’s Picnic.

- When You Ask Whats Up? And She Says Nothing

- How to find out when it’s hammer time

- How to make him beg for it

- How to be a texting tease.

- How to break the bad news to your pet cow

- How to perform KOBE!

- How to handle it when your lamp catches you with another girl

- How to give your Parrot the good ole Confuse and Abuse

- How to act snazzy with a monkey’s head

- How to convince your friend to be a surrogate mother

- How to tell others you are part of a superior race

- How to Star in Fetish Porn

- How to calmly and respectfully tell your girlfriend you want her to get a boob job

- How to tell Stan Lee whats happening with Spider-Man

- How to quit gaming and explore the outside world

- How to be ashamed of your rape fetish

- How to limit the amount of horses you have in the back

- How To Avoid Smelling Jans Finger

- How to eradicate the squirrel population through cyber bullying

- How to appear studious when the omniscient wiener dog Gods are doing their daily checkups

- How To Share Your Interest In Transgender Birds

- How to have sex with the you from the mirrorverse

- How to shoot someone through a screen

- How to fool people into thinking you’re an egg

- How to explain that you are a Trump Supporter to a Homosexual

- How to get mad pussy

- How to practice baseball with a fish

- How to gently tell your boyfriend he’s awful in bed

- What to do when 682 breaches containment

- How to start your first meeting of people who look like turtles.

- How To Win Friends and Influence People With public Tales of Masturbation

- How to Address the French Undead

- How to prevent someone from committing bestiality.

- How to be sceptical about Japanese accents

- How to prove evolution

- How to HODL

- How to tell the shadow people that you already have an effective way to wipe your shit

- How to get stitches

- How to fondly remember the good talks you and dad shared.

- How to maximize armpit odor

- How to start a successful car wash buisness

- How to Correct Someone who Began their Sentence with I in the USSR

- How To Open Ceramic Containers CORRECTLY (Only 2% Of People Know this ONE COOL Trick!!)

- How to get back to that kid whose been hitting you with their ball

- How to know youre not in Kansas anymore

- How to express your political beliefs

- How to Celebrate Your Friend’s Death

- How to tell your friends you identify as a piggy bank now

- How to effectively Stalk Someone.

- How to find a girlfriend when online dating isnt working for you.

- How To Sexually Harass Animals

- How to do recon on enemy communists in a field

- How to find a suitable hitman to kill a cat lady.

- How to be a professional memer

- How to choose a unique name for your child.

- How to convince your wife shes ready for anal

- How to tell someone you dont know to get away from your purse

- How to make your friends worry you might be mildly schitzophrenic

- What to say if youre a Youtube employee and your boss asks for how to improve the platform.

- How to teach a cavewoman to tell you she’s cold

- Handle out of alignment

- How to reconnect with an old flame

- How to stock up on essentials during quarantine

- How to survive Australia in Spring

- How to Market an MLM Product

- How to learn shapeshifting

- How to speak without saying anything at all.

- How to Explain the plot of Happy Feet to your Children

- How to find the perfect target for your next post about mods

- How to react when you find the Scroll of Truth

- How To Prevent A Divorce

- How to point to moms spaghetti

- Reflecting on that one time you beat up Simon Cowell

- How to teach your kid a lesson

- How to remember where you buried your ex-girlfriends.

- How to dispose of your cum sock

- How to knee that fucker Jerry from across the street in the groin

- How to lie about your existance

- How to grossly exaggerate your penis size

- How to recognize the symptoms of adulthood

- How to mime what you want from a girl.....

- How to find the horse hidden in this picture

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- How to explain to someone you DONT need to see their bloody injury on Facebook.

- How to discuss your boyfriends penis

- How to Beat the Blind Kid at Mini Golf

- How to help your chicken get cardio

- How to approach the final boss

- How to stay cool when the giant birds attack.

- When to Call the Cops on a Child

- How to practice your stalking on easier women

- How to perform yearly dental checkups on your pet baby alien.

- How to act surprised when your best friend gets engaged without telling you.

- How to molest an animal corpse

- How to remix ‘who let the dogs out’

- Some casual racism is a great icebreaker on a first date.

- How to use the force to confuse your bullies

- What not to do when a friend is going through chemotherapy

- How to tell if your parakeets are racist

- How to contemplate an offer to let someone grab you by the pussy

- How to perform a sex change operation on a deer

- How to welcome a fellow Elf into your company

- How to buy vape sticks for your Hype Beast Middle School homies.

- How to Cover Your Ass

- How to reach herd immunity

- How to stop being a weeaboo

- How to remember what OP’s mom looks like

- The Wrong way to Vibrate Lizards With Telepathy

- How to observe Sun

- How to Tap That Ass

- How to get banned from r/happycowgifs

- How to do ASMR the wrong way

- How to become the spirit of the forest.

- How to get a Ph.D. RIGHT NOW, CHEAP!

- How To Teach Your Goose To Mosh

- How to take revenge on Zuckerberg by collecting his personal info

- How to Hide Your Arachnophobia

- How to make a low budget version of Jurassic Park

- How To Get Some Sleep

- How To Convince Your Friends Youve Never Had Sex

- How to train to be a Police Officer 👮

- How to make sure Bambi is raised by his unapproachable father

- How to compare your pecker to the one of the guy she tells you not to worry about

- how to tell everyone about that weird spider you saw yesterday

- How to Argue About JFK Assassination With Your Drunk Uncle