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Delulu is my solulu (pfp)
When you feel like it’s effortless you are halfway there 🤙🏻👍🏻⚽️ #JonerFootball - @jonerfootball on Instagram
- Please stop asking questions, Margaret.
Photo Gumball
Theres like 28 pfps I want to have at the same time
- Someone save him.
- I still do that
If you use this pfp send me a screenshot of it :)
I like sharing an office, but this is serious invasion of personal space. #socialdistancing - @mydogbates on Instagram
Hold on to dat
##realshit
🍴💯 This is why you should stock your fridge with Fit Kitchen meals! No dinner prep required! #soeasy - @fitkitchenyyc on Instagram
- I don’t understand this cruel world
- High school reunion.
Doey the doughman pfp
- 2meirl4meirl
@raydaniels didn’t miss not one beat with this!! - @ayotheproducer on Instagram
- SLPT
We don’t have to agree with one another. That’s the beauty of being individuals. We have different opinions, views, beliefs, and morals. Everyone is so afraid of our differences. We’re so dead set on being “right”. Let’s focus on building one another up, not bringing each other down. And, quit the shame! It’s not helpful. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 @TheMommyConfessions #themommyconfessions - @themommyconfessions on Instagram
Why I changed my pfp.
- Laughters The B E S T Medicine
cute pfp
Happy Friday, everyone! 🎉 Kick your weekend off with some laughs with our list of the funniest tweets of the week. Read them all at the link in our bio. (📸: @baz00per on Twitter) . . #twitter #comedy #funny - @pastemagazine on Instagram
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- 99% chance I’ll just stay home
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- *hands cat the tv remote*
mad kitty
- Hate to break it to ya, pal...
🤷🏻♂️👨🍳😂😂😂😂 - @pizzapusha on Instagram
Well? #celebritypetworth #dogmeme #doggo #hilarious #theyregooddogsbrent #pupper #meme #dog #fly #petsofinstagram - @celebritypetworth on Instagram
- Dog food quacking everywhere
- yeah sure, because overeating is what keeps you alive
- Neither can I.
- spot on
What’s yours? - @itslaurentbtw on Instagram
Let’s be honest though. They’re doing better but for how long? Don’t rely on them, BYOW. *Bring your own wipes and BYW we have them! #thebarriermethod #wipeitdown #airplanes #covid #travelclean #travelsmart #traveler #germaphobe - @thebarriermethod on Instagram
- Broadway, my Broadway
- It’s called earned time off for a reason
- meirl
- Very scary indeed!
- an incredible skill
- Poor lass
wowww our fans truly have beautiful brains 🤯😂 - @emotionaloranges on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
Love y’all - @cremebruleepdx on Instagram
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To name a few 💪 @the_female_lead #ruthbaderginsburg - @forwardladies on Instagram
Self care 😌😆 #Momlife #Momistas @sarcastic_mommy - @momistas on Instagram
- @oh.so.feminist on Instagram
- @blucu on Instagram
- Can you fix my insert device?
- Dogs are the ultimate bait
I hope you thrive in a life that brings you freedom to exist fully as who you are. - @jnicolemorgan on Instagram
all lockers matter - @ryandonahuman on Instagram
- Youtube famous
So on point!! ♻️👊 What do you think of this? Repost from @eco.medy . . . . . . . . . . . . . #environmentalist #ecofriendly #climatechange #oceanpollution #eco #earthfriendly #noplastic #lesswaste #uselessplastic #plasticfreeliving #oceanlovers #savetheocean #savetheplanet #zerowaste #ecolife #plasticfree #ecofriendlyliving #environmentallyfriendly #recycle #zerowastevegan #lessplastic #gogreen #cleanouroceans #beatplasticpollution #cleanseas #climateaction #saynotoplastic #zerodechet #greenliving - @uselessplastic on Instagram
- I bet he respected all of them
- Never realized until now...
- Wife’s going places then.
- The real questions.
- Title
- Never a truer word spoken
- Solid sprinkling of hmmmm
Youre not being a cool centrist. Youre on the wrong side. - @demonography on Instagram
- 🚩 if you dinnae like dugs
The climate movement is only as effective as the number of people who join. Given that it’s the ***entire future of the planet*** at stake, shouldn’t that be all of us? Share this post and commit to action if you agree 🌱 📸 @climatehuman via Twitter - @deliverzer0 on Instagram
- when he’s shy 😩
People involved w the protests are not involved w the looting. Thats why there is 20-30k ppl outside, in EVERY major city, walking together. And like 100 or less idiots opportunistically hoping for a Birkin bag comeup at 11pm. Learn to differentiate, stop feeding into confirmation bias. We need to keep the narrative straight to achieve some real change 💯 - @1015sf on Instagram
- Fucking yanks
- Woof
- Ths r in waiters is BOLD and the rest of the letters are normal……
- 2meirl4meirl
- Children
LONG THREAD ALERT. I’ve been an entrepreneur for about a decade now and whenever I talk to people about making the leap and being full time self employed there is hesitation bc of that a job provides. Such as W-2’s, stability, etc. I’ve been getting tired of buying properties cash and arguing with the bank about loans bc I’m self employed so I have been working with my CPA and mortgage firm to line things up. Here are a few simple tips I’ve learned along the way. Things you can do from the start that make it easier for you to receive loans and funding with your self employed check! Now of course there are a million ways to skin a cat and there are definitely more sophisticated ways, this is for the beginner. Share your tips below if you have them! • • #wealthbuilding #blackwealth #entrepreneur #entrepreneurlife #entrepreneurship #funding #financialliteracy #financialindependence #business101 #bossbabe #selfemployed #banking #blackownedbusiness - @kristiancgrant on Instagram
its fixed now but I had an evening thought idk if it translates • • #textpost #meme #relatable #lmao #anxietymemes #funnymemes #wtf #thatmomentwhen #textpostmemes #twitter #twittermemes #opinions #opinionmemes #tweetposts #lol #screenshot #reletablememe - @ozais_bones on Instagram
- Gotta keep ya food warm somehow
- Ouch!!
- When you grow up, its the exact opposite
- Fuuuuuuuuuuck lol
- @cosplaying_in_your_underwear on Instagram
- I never answer my phone
- Country
And among Ginsburg and her team’s accomplishments in the 1970s: They made sure that men and women get equal preference in estate disputes. They persuaded the court that it’s unconstitutional to apply different standards to military spousal benefits for men and women. They successfully advocated for widowers to get Social Security benefits after a spouse’s death, when at the time only widows could get these benefits. They even persuaded the court to strike down a curious law that set the beer-drinking age in Oklahoma at 18 for women but 21 for men. The type of discrimination Ginsburg worked against was something she dealt with herself on a daily basis: Her colleagues at the ACLU described in a tribute how annoyed she was when administrators from her son’s school always called her at work when he was in trouble — Ginsburg would remind them that he had two parents. #womxnsupportingwomxn #justice #RBG #reminders - @nastywomenla on Instagram
- Can’t trust anyone
- This is a trick that only works once
- 2meirl4meirl
- Every single one of us has been there.
- me_irl
Tag a friend that would believe this😊 Follow @childhoodlie.s for more🤣 Turn on post notifications for a follow back✨ - @cumtxt on Instagram
We dont say tha.... omg... we DO say that everytime Fritz stretches! Whats something you find yourself sayinf to your pet often or everytime they do a specific action? * * * #funnybecauseitstrue #itotallydothat #doghumor #doglaughs #dogthoughts #yegdogs #yegpets #yegdogsofinstagram #edmontondogs #Repost @dog_feelingsig - @edmpetexpo on Instagram
- me irl
- Bombshell
- Instead we have ag-gag laws lmao
- 2meirl4meirl
- Reddit: Televised
Other than Libs or Dooms alter egos, theres not much like it. I mean Tyler gots his and even Mac Miller even has a couple. Not everyone could do it though thats for sure. Its a really nice idea and good subject to touch upon.- - How do you feel about alter egos?- - (Comment below🤘🏽) - @quaslib on Instagram
Less stuff, more room for happy. ✌🏻 - @britneetanner on Instagram
- [Humor] 😳
- Story of my life
Kitty WIN 😽 - @upworthy on Instagram
- @nachosoeat on Instagram
- Death by doggo
- Someone call Netflix
Yes, we have a problem sir! 〰️ . . . . . . Via @pavgod💚 #climatechange #climateaction #veganfortheplanet #eatmoreplants #gogreen #ecowarrior #veganvibes #plantbased #planteater #planteaters #govegan #consciouslifestyle #noplanetb #gretathunberg #climatestrike #climatecrisis - @veganizedworld on Instagram
up here, you learn to make your first s’more before you learn to walk 🔥 ••• DM YOUR SUBMISSIONS ‼️ ••• #memes #upstatenymemes #upstateny #upstatenewyork #capitalregion #capitalregionny #northcountry #northcountryny #tweet #tweets #twitter #funnytweet #funnytweets #smore #smores - @upstatenymemes on Instagram
Gender reveal parties causing +10k acres to go up in flames, Carole Baskin on @dancingabc and people taking their own lives on FB Live. What is this world coming to?! The ladies break this all down on Episode 82 out now. - @drinkinbroettespodcast on Instagram
- art
If youre hungry just hAve a piEce oF fRuiT RG: @ineffablefeed . . . . . . #alwayshungry #itme #twitterposts - @zee_feed on Instagram
- edibles
- Life goals
- @robertlow on Instagram
- Thank you! I was wondering if I watched a completely different Tiger King than literally everyone else.
- Why do they have to do this
Spotify advertisers: 🥺🥺🥺 - @nirali.s on Instagram
- meirl
• • • • #myfavoriteKarenKilgariff #KarenKilgariff #KarenKilgariffgivesmelife #MyFavoriteMurder #murderino #fuckpoliteness #SSDGM #MFM #staysexydontgetmurdered #mfmpodcast #triflersneednotapply #truecrime #lookandlisten #fuckwordmurdermysteryshow - @myfavoritekarenkilgariff on Instagram
- Me again
My aunt just purchased one of my published articles from the journal..because she wanted me to get a little money for all my hardwork. Whos gonna tell her? 😂 #phdhumor #academia #gradlife Credit: @JaclynASiegel and @lovephdmemes - @mitgradstudents on Instagram
- The disrespect
Same 👀 - @hempbase on Instagram
- pretty much
- Give yourself to Me
What’s your favourite song? Comment “❤️” 6x in a row for a followback! - @qu8te on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
Every Mizzou student all the time - @barstoolmissouri on Instagram
- All hail
Be kind. Be compassionate. Be human.💡 . Via @radicavaqueen @theconsciouskid - @upworthy on Instagram
It’s true. Social media is free which means anyone can do it. Most can’t do it well so those that can really stand out. Who are your must follows? Those that you think are doing social media well? - @thebruceirving on Instagram
- Swift execution
1st pic- puts real life in perspective I can take up all the space on that but hopefully I can tell thru hoop stories 2&3 The epitome of where there is a will there is a way .. Kobe broke his hand and instead of sitting out and jus letting it heal he took the time to master his left hand jumper .. not only for the future but because he still wanted to play then . I remember Kobe hurting his hand and telling Phil he could still play .. shot free throws and a 3 left handed .. So playing with a broken finger was nothing. Kobe had to relearn how to shoot cuz the cast on his finger was so big he couldn’t hold the ball right. Which of course he won that 5th chip with. 4&5 Principle Kobe scoring 62 in 3qtrs wasn’t wat impressed me the most wat stuck with me as a young kid was when they asked him if he wanted to play the 4th qtr to see if he could break Elgin record he said no.. this game over .. I’ll get it when it counts.. so Kobe sat out the whole 4th on his own accord. Fast forward to the 81 point game . He had like 20 in the first half.. lakers need wins tryna string together a run before the all star break .. lakers down 17 1 point in this game . To a raptors team that at that time was in the playoff race .. Kobe then erupted in the second half . Taking the game over ..breaking the record Baylor record and sparking lakers that season and completely destroying the raptors season . 6&7 Forever a student Kobe was not the person that lied to himself. When he couldn’t dribble he learned from shammgod if he couldn’t guard you he researched and studied until he could . We kno he studied film but not jus basketball. One mark of a genius is being able to connect points that other ppl can’t see. Kobe found inspiration everywhere. He understood it was ppl better at things than him and wasn’t shy about learning from them . No matter if it was Jordan or a cheetah. 8. We kno the sort of the torn Achilles. IIma jus say ppl woulda thought that was physically impossible if we ain’t see with our own eyes. When I had my surgery and they was tryna give me drugs to deal with pain all I thought about was this moment . Ig hit me wit the Grammy music but rip Gigi we love y’all - @coolwithakay on Instagram
- [image] this chapter of my life is called
- quotations
- Ignorance is bliss.
- Sacrifice grandma for the dollar, they said
- Male privilege is real.
A flurry of messages I’ve received via email and DMs on social media this past week have accused me of many things and asked me to “prove” I’m intersex by showing them down there. 🧐 One of the most weird things that happens online is that you say something, and then someone, somewhere, thinks it’s specially an attack on their existence. They think that you’re forcing them to believe what you say, or that you’re “creating harmful narratives to exploit mentally sick people” (yes, someone actually said that to me). You don’t have to agree with me, it’s fine - I don’t have to agree with you. That doesn’t make something wrong or right. My body, my rights - simple. - @anickians on Instagram
We should invite Chris to the next moms night out. #debate #presidentialdebate #notmypresident #toddlersofinstagram #presidenttrump #presidentoftheunitedstates #joebidenmemes #debates #election2020 #electionseason #desiinfluencer #soconfused #usa🇺🇸 - @mamajotes on Instagram
- Whats ur frat/sorority story?
The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they dont have any - Alice Walker . . #illustrationartists #illustration #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #artistsoninstagram #illustratorsoninstagram #digitalart #humanrightscampaign #equalrights #humanrights #silenceisviolence #digitalillustration #girlsmakingmagic #ladieswhodesign #creativewomen #iaclub #dribbble #socfeature #creativeboom #itsnicethat #behance #peekjournal #behance #voicesofyouth - @artless.cauliflower on Instagram
- Relatable..
- When will we be ready to have that conversation. Speak up men who were cornered and had sex just to get it over with.
stars they’re finally just like us. #emmys - @lexniko on Instagram
- Edibles are unpredictable
- Not even remotely
I dont know if this made it better or not but I ended my call with my boss with an antidepressant joke. This is just a weird time. Looks like I need more stuff to do to keep me from going insane, holler at me and lets work on some projects! - @karinareyl on Instagram
- Accomplishments for the day.
- 2meirl4meirl
And “don’t come crying unless you’re bleeding” @_goaskyourdad_ - @motherplaylist on Instagram
But yeah you’re “Keto now”!!! Swipe left for the best part ➡️➡️➡️ - @dylanjpalladino on Instagram
Hooray, its Friday! 🎉 Heres a gentle reminder that social distancing does not have to mean social isolation. Here are six simple ways to enjoy your weekend at home. 🧡 - @spireenergy on Instagram
**Gasp** #vegan - @theculturedvegan on Instagram
i miss my dog so much #spicydogmemes - @spicydogmemes on Instagram
- Im Oscar
- Hmmm
#notaphase - @passthebutterflg on Instagram
- me irl
- all i ask
- Well that’s us fucked
Value what you give your energy and time to! . - @deedowdy on Instagram
- Wits it like to brake with yer left foot
Stop torturing yourself with the scale and getting on it every day or after the weekend. Most of the time slight fluctuations are just fluid weight. Especially after a week or weekend of eating out 🧂+ extra fluid intake 🍸. Just as quickly as that number can go up it can go down. BUT what has a greater impact on your weight are the stress hormones being released after you’ve stepped on the scale and it’s not the number you were hoping for, they’re the real weight changers. I see it with clients all the time, once the stop stepping on the scale they’re not only more mentally free, but their clothes start to fit better quicker and they’re HAPPIER. - @kateturner_rd on Instagram
- It was me who done a shite
- 2meirl4meirl
Wanting to change is 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 to elicit change. What we 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 need: 1️⃣ A clear vision of what we want 2️⃣ Actionable steps to get us there 3️⃣ Accountability to ensure we’re doing the work even when we don’t feel like it 4️⃣ Understand that you’re either growing & becoming better, or you’re not If you know what you want when it comes to your health & fitness goals then we can help with 2️⃣& 3️⃣ Apply for The Body Recomp Program and let’s get clear on 1️⃣ #linkinbio 4️⃣ is something you have to figure out for yourself :) - @doyouevenveg on Instagram
- Teachers watching movies be like
😂😂 - @dadsaysjokes on Instagram
- You guys ever notice this?
- Old but more relevant than ever
Absofreakinlutely true 💕👏🏼😍 Via @girlyouareaqueen ✨ - @millennial.babe on Instagram
- Bon appetit!
- Isnt it though? The disconnect is surreal.
the debate etc etc - @lilsmichelle on Instagram
- How to pet animal hack?
- Yeah what’s up with that?
Yes, get a dog or raise your children to be eco conscious beings🐕 🌍 . . #gogreen #savetheturtles #plasticfreeliving #motherearth #waronwaste #wastefree #ecolifestyle #ecoliving #ecofriendly #plasticfree #ecoconcious #zerowaste #goingzerowaste #plasticalternatives #zerowastelife #greenliving #globalwarming #sustainablelifestyle #sustainability #plasticfree #lifewithoutplastic #reusablebags #choosetoreuse #reducereuserecycle #lowimpact #breakfreefromplastic #reusableproducebags #noplastic - @ecofriendlyalternatives on Instagram
🤣🤣🤣 - @petshaven on Instagram
- True
- Disturbing indeed
Welcome to Virgo Season. ;) . Also... registration is now open for Break Rules. Make Bank. [The Mastermind] 🐆🐆🐆 . Love notes from my students: “Just wanted to let you know that my mastermind is at $75,000 with one spot left. And I’m fucking grateful for you.” — Taylor Slango, www.alignedandambitious.co . “I’ve had 50 enrollments, made $12,000 and most importantly the content has helped my students in countless ways.” — Kourtni King . “The day I signed up I got the money right back to an unexpected bonus from a client. I don’t know what it is about this (energetic course) container but all the alignment and frequency stuff people talk about is actually happening this time and it’s kinda cool!” — Baily M. . THIS IS FOR MY GIRLS OUT THERE WHO STARTED A BUSINESS TO BE THE BOSS. . You wanted freedom. Freedom to own your time, create and sell what you love, change a lot of lives (including your own) and make great money doing it. But, somewhere along the way you stopped running your business and your business started running you. . Wouldn’t it be kinda life changing if your business felt a little more like that cleansing breath you take after an orgasm? . Unpredictably epic and oh-so-fucking satisfying. . Freedom isn’t just a laptop lifestyle with some money in the bank. If you aren’t making money in your sleep and are a slave to other’s expectations, your devices, social media algorithms, customers, impressing your peers, and trying to beat last month’s numbers... trust me when I say there’s a better way. I’ll show you how to unlock real freedom, but first, let’s redefine it. . F - ulfillment (1 oz - fill to the top) . R - elationships (Use your fav Mixer - change up as desired) . E - nergy (2 oz - ask the quantum field to multiply it) . E - xpression (A heavy sprinkle of the fully expressed version of you) . D - irection (Trust your intuition to measure perfectly) . O - pportunity (As much as you feel worthy of) . M - oney (Pick your fav currency and make it rain) . Taking 30 people. 6 spots are already gone. Link in bio. DM ASAP with Q’s. . #virgoseason #louboutin #babesdoingbiz #mastermind #riseup #birthdaymonth #quantumleap - @love_andreacrowder on Instagram
Our dogs will only meet our expectations if we show them what’s expected and hold them and ourselves accountable. • • • If we aren’t willing to put in the work with our dogs, build our relationship and hold them and ourselves accountable we’re setting them up for failure. Our dogs will thrive when we set clear boundaries and expectations. - @steadfastdogtraining on Instagram
- 8 ball pool in a nutshell
- Mens willingness to protect and help women has always been greater than their desire to oppress and dominate
I said what I said. #bb22 -ali - @big.brother.live on Instagram
- Meirl
- That sounds like feeding the coyotes with extra steps.
- Living in the past
- Back to the future
- 2meirl4meirl
What have you learned about marketing (or simply yourself) recently? - @linkedinmktg on Instagram
- I mean like I’m not mad about it but damn
- If your marriage isn’t dysfunctional, are you even married!?
- Blursed tweet
- 100%
- Yes. That is correct.
Hanging the black bats now might just be the ticket to feeling a little *extra* happy. 🦇 🎃 - @britneetanner on Instagram
- Is she
Addiction is injurious !! - @theyhatenavu on Instagram
- Text me?
- 2meirl4meirl
Overthinking iso vibes 🐶 - @aheadhb on Instagram
- My man!
As a beginner to the gym Don’t rush your progress Take the time necessary to learn correct technique Technique is a factor many beginners overlook and are all too keen to start lifting heavy weights at the consequence of optimal form With all my clients I reinforce technique Personally I think that it’s imperative that you learn proper technique By doing so you’ll reap the following benefits: • You’ll accelerate strength development • You’ll gain more muscle and likely lose more body fat • You can eliminate joint pain linked to faulty movement patterns • Most importantly, you won’t look like a teatwaffle in the gym As a beginner don’t be afraid to watch and ask questions from people more knowledgable and experienced than yourself #technique #sosathleticexcellence #onlinecoaching - @sam_sos_pt on Instagram
Do you see the inconsistency? I certainly don’t 🤪 Apparently animal abuse is wrong when it’s done to a dog. But when it’s done to a cow, pig, or chicken, who can suffer just like a dog can, but just look different from a dog, oh it’s just a “personal choice” and it is perfectly fine. Sensible 👌🏼 #veganism #veganvibes #animalrights #vegan #friendsnotfood #veganmemes #veganmeme #vegansarcasm #vegantwitter #veganfortheanimals #veganinspiration #vegansofinstagram #vegansofig #veganpower #veganactivism #animalactivism #veganlogic #bekindtoeverykind #veganhumor #vegansarcasm #animallover #speciesism #govegan - @lifting_vegan_logic on Instagram
- Thats how you f*cking do it!
Whats the best position to burn calories? I think MY position on this is clear. - @alixfox on Instagram
Let’s all commit to making each other’s lives easier ♥️ • Follow my kind and hilarious friend @jesscarpenterwrites ♥️♥️ - @coffeencrusts on Instagram
- Machine Learning in a nutshell
- I’d defend the dog too.
- Moms are the best chauffeurs
#anxiety - @craigpconant on Instagram
Damnnnn deciding to take proactive steps & bucking the bullshit is making you more fuckable than ever, just imagine how hott & healthy that next relationship is going to be when you both know your worth - @wittyidiot on Instagram
- I’ll take a bunch of kale and whatever’s on sale
- Absurd
“That supplement promises me results in 30 days, so I’m going to do it!” Says the person who’s about to buy their 7th supplement that promises a quick transformation. What if I cut out carbs completely, will that help me lose weight?” Says the person who bloody LOVES carbs. I’m doing the detox diet. You only drinks liquids. It’s helped me lose weight before.” Says the person who put the weight back on because of EXACTLY what the Tweet says Do you feel like some of these could relate to you? That’s okay, a lot of people go through it But now you’re aware of this Maybe it’s time to reconsider your approach P.S don’t do a ‘detox’ - it’s a BS solution to a made up issue because 💸💸💸 - @leoalvespt on Instagram
#enddirectprovision #blacklivesmatter - @caoimhekiwi on Instagram
💫🌸💌 Follow @threadstexts By @strawbbythreads . . #meme #memes #funny #funniestmeme #funniestmemes #comedy #funnymeme #funnymemes #teenagerpost #teenagerposts #relatablequotes #relatabletweets #relatableposts #relatable #quote #relatables #sorelatable #relatableteen #funnyquotes #teenagermemes #teenagerquotes #theteenagergroup #relatableteenagerpost #quotes #relatable #threads - @threadstexts on Instagram
- This tweet will trigger Kylie Jenner
- Simpler time
I have never seen anything like that before. As ridiculous as that was, it just makes me want to push for change even harder. We literally don’t have a choice. - @booker4ky on Instagram
He’s not wrong 🤷🏻♀️ After comparing @dadandburied earlier to tepid coffee (in an ENDEARING way), I think I might owe him 😬. So make sure you’re following my darling @dadandburied for more 😂 I mean, I LOVE coffee 😂 - @momandburied on Instagram
- If only
- Woof_irl
- This will ruffle some feathers
- LADY POWER
- Avatar
- ⛷⛷⛷
- He’s a young entrepreneur
Today, Abby completed her first week of radiation treatment. At the end of each week they give us a Progress Report and we were happy to see that it was all positive! ———————————————————————— We think she did excellent this week and we didnt even have to cajole her to get out of the car this morning. She jumped right out when we arrived and was so happy to see her nurse - her new BFF. Its a stark contrast to the beginning of the week when she didnt want to get out of the car and was trembling with fear. Her energy levels have been high and shes eating and drinking like a champ! -———————————————————————— Abby still has 13 more sessions of radiation to endure, but we are hopeful that she will do just as well in the coming weeks. ———————————————————————— We want to take this opportunity to also thank everyone who has donated and shared Abbys story. We are very appreciative and grateful for your help and for opening up your hearts to her. Please continue to share her GoFundMe and consider making a donation, if you havent done so already, it helps a lot! ***Link in bio*** #dogsofi̇nstagram #dogs #fckcancer - @plantedinmiami on Instagram
- Brittney Ross
- Look at this
- It really do be like that
- Any tips for starting up a new restaurant chain?
- A true queen.
Who can relate? ✋ - @hellome.co on Instagram
- We are in the final stage, folks. An oligarch is trying to buy the US presidency and this happens to normal people.
- Incels on parade... come wit it now!
- nailed it
😂😂 - @thatscrunchiegirlco on Instagram
- Exploding Unicorn
- Its almost impressive
🥰🗽 - @katieboylecomic on Instagram
- Madlad
- Not sure if it’s been posted before, but the benefits of IF on my budget cannot be overstated in the two weeks I’ve been at it
STOP 🛑 staying in this never ending battle with the scale A lot of people think the scale is helping you measure your progress, but what is it really telling you? If you’re letting the scale determine how you feel about yourself or you’re putting the number over any of your hunger cues then it may be time to ditch it Developing a relationship of trust with your body will provide so much more information than a number on the scale could Listen in to this week’s episode to learn about trusting yourself and ditching the scale #ditchthescale #loveyourbodynow #loveyourbodychallenge #listentoyourself #listentoyourbody #intuitiveeater #letsgetafterit - @girlsgonehealthypodcast on Instagram
- For the lil hydro homies.
😏😏 #relatable #mydogcanbeanasshole . . . . . . RP @dogmemeofinsta @niccagematch #dogmemeofinsta #relatablequotes #dogquotes #dogquote #doglover #doghumor #funnyquote #basset #bassethound #bassethoundmoments #bassets #bassetlove #dogsarebetterthanpeople #quotes #dog❤ #ilovemydogs #doglover #dogs #quotes #dogslife #capetown #bassethound #basset #bassetlife - @daisy.the.basset on Instagram
Just so we are clear, she is! ❤️ . Gotta make sure I don’t go obsolete . . . #independentwoman #wifey #wifegoals . Follow @dadandforty . #dad #dadaf #daddy #dadlife #lifeofdad #dadsofinstagram #fatherhood #mom #mommy #momlife #lifeofmom #momsofinstagram #parents #parenting #husbandandwife #marriage #viraldads #dadmemes #childish #marriedlife - @dadandforty on Instagram
Let that marinate. - @jackmasteratl on Instagram
- Me_irl
- Facetime iphone
Surely we all agree??🐶 - @thesqtallaght on Instagram
A friendly reminder as we head into the weekend 💕 • Let’s cut the all-or-nothing crap! Just because you have a salad today doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a burger tomorrow. • And vice versa. If you have a burger today and want to enjoy a salad tomorrow but are then overwhelmed with that “why bother, it’s a waste i already ruined everything with that burger yesterday” feeling, remember that burger isn’t sitting in your stomach like Mike Tyson ready to fight off any veggies it comes into contact with over the next 24 hours. It will not negate the nutrients of subsequent vegetable intake‼️ • I digress... happy Friday & cheers to living in the middle gray area as opposed to the black & white extremes💕 - @shapedbycharlotte on Instagram
Two tweets, important to examine side by side. . The first is by a conservative woman who is defending the nomination of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court and suggesting any criticism of it is a betrayal of women’s “empowerment”. . This is a common tactic of the right. They’ll gleefully shit on feminism to their heart’s content, enthusiastically agreeing with each other that feminists are “ridiculous” and “disgraceful” and that they have NEVER experienced sexism, that the men they know are WONDERFUL and GLORIOUS and they’ve never had a single moment of harassment from their in their entire lives, unlike women who are all nasty bullies. . Come election time, they’ll sneer about “voting with your vagina” because “it should be about merit” and this is why we also don’t need quotas (which suits them too because nothing pleases an Official Woman more than knowing her conditional inclusion is a rare privilege, proof that the boys like her, they really really like her.) . But the moment feminists call one of them out or actively work against their bullshit, all of a sudden they’re concerned with The Sisterhood. . “So much for The Sisterhood!” they’ll shout, as if the feminists invested in dismantling the patriarchy are obliged to champion the success of women actively working to uphold it or else risk exposing themselves as hypocrites. . These women sit at the foot of the table and gratefully eat men’s crumbs like they were a feast and not an insult. They then show their thanks by proving their loyalty to the machine so that these same men can turn around and point at them while saying, “See? How can I hate women? I love women! Look at this woman who I love, and see how much she loves the system I’ve created for her!” . @jaclynfable is absolutely correct. Feminism is not about the wishy washy notion of “empowering women” regardless of who those women are and what they are working to undermine. Feminism is a movement to liberate us all from patriarchy. And we are not obliged to champion the success of women who are doing everything they can to maintain its power and perpetuate its oppression, just because they get to wear a fancy robe. . #feminismisliberation - @clementine_ford on Instagram
- Don’t think too hard IRS
- Totally worth it.
- “this counts as an un-excused absence”
Quarantine has made some of us a genius, methinks. #googleisasecret #howdopeoplerunwithamask #outofshapeoroutofmind #ny #newyork #nyc #newyorkcity #comedy #quarantine #quarantinelife - @cameranhebb on Instagram
- Took me years to realise
Have you ever bought a self-improvement program/book for someone...and they didnt do anything with it? - I learned this around year 10 of being in business: Buying a self-development program for someone else is almost always doomed to failure. - I learned that self development isnt subject to the usual scientific method. For example, I could walk out on the street and give my Earnable program to 100 people, then study them vs. a control group of 100 people who dont get Earnable. The result: Virtually none of them would start a business. - In self development, you first have to want to succeed, then you have to have the skills (including time, perseverance, focus, self-directed learning, and occasionally money), you have to have the social support (spouse, parents, friends), and then luck. Its no surprise that change is hard. - Its also no surprise that if you buy someone a self-development program, they rarely succeed. Its hard enough for us to succeed when we choose ourselves. Remember that others havent gone through the journey you have. If they complain, or bring up problems, listen...ask if theyre looking for solutions...even suggest something -- but avoid getting them a solution. They need to do it themselves. - If youve ever made the mistake of buying a self-development program for someone else, leave a comment below. What happened? - @ramit on Instagram
- Only real ones watch cartoons
- LIFE GOALS
- geek out!
I hope you find food freedom. But most importantly, I hope you find peace with yourself❤️ Do you want to be 80 years old and wish you lived your life differently?👵🏼 That food was simple just food and that your days revolves around living life to the fullest? So why wait until you are older?🤷🏼♀️ You have it in you to find TRUE freedom from dieting. Not matter if you have been stuck in the diet cycle for 1 month or 10 years, it is 100% possible to heal your relationship with food and overcome negative body image🤗 To apply for 1:1 food freedom coaching, click the link in my bio✨ - @emmysyummys on Instagram
Mind says water. Heart says iced latte. 😬 . Truth by @thefunnyintrovert - @greetabl on Instagram
- I’m pretty sure somebody’s already named all the different spiders Noah
- She’s not wrong.
- Maybe 2 minutes minimum
Those damn videos 😫😫😂😂 . From @not_thenanny . #forrealtho #funnymomsofinsta #thatmomlife #momes #momsunite #mommygoals #lifewithkids #momquotes #motherhoodquotes #realmomlife #funnymomsofig #momstuff #momtruths #funnybecauseitstrue #momprobs #momsquad #momminainteasy #parentingishardaf - @filterfreeparents on Instagram
- Me irl
What are your opinions on this? 🤔 Im definitely a cat person! ☺️ #randomrantsforyou #catsarebetterthanpeople #stopanimalabuse #catsarebeautiful #catsareawesome - @toe_beansssss on Instagram
- *brags to reddit*
- me irl
- 2meirl4meirl
- You know you’ve done it
- Okie dokie doc
- “The Office sucks ass, too”
- That feeling...
- Truly, a mans best friend
- All I can say is, Touché
Trump is orange. There, I insulted both sides so no one can complain. - @whitepeoplehumor on Instagram
- The best of friends!!!
- meirl
- meirl
I was screaming at the 📡📡📡📡🛰🛰🛰🛰🛰🛰🛰🛰📡🛰📡🛰📡🛰📡📡am I in retard heaven now?📡🛰🛰🛰📡📡🛰📡📡📡🛰🛰📡📡🛰🛰📡🛰📡🛰🛰📡📡🛰🛰📡📡r all y’all hate men so much u just call them a misogynist and throw them all in a cage? Did I do something to u guys? I’m goddamn allergic to everything u fuckin sell in store.📡🛰🛰🛰🛰📡🛰📡🛰🛰📡📡🛰🛰🛰📡🛰🛰📡🛰📡🛰📡📡🛰📡🛰💵📡🛰🛰📡📡🛰 - @leonardodavincionlsdxdmtx42069 on Instagram
I’m Tired Juice. Who are you? - @cpotterpics on Instagram
- meirl
- Still a valid excuse.
- Happens every time
- Sharing the dinning room table while working from home.
yes - @saintseneca_music on Instagram
- Confessions of an ex-slaughterhouse worker
- This belongs here for sure
- @wholefoods_official on Instagram
Extra credit?! 🗣 Let’s start with the regular credit! 💯 #teachersofinstagram #teachersofig - @teachmrreed on Instagram
- SLPT: want your dog to take their medicine? Follow these steps
- B & B do America
Yep, I’d be dead. [Twitter/brimcleann] #funnywomen #puppies #doglovers #ilovedog #dogpeople #strangerdanger #funnytweets - @ksujulie on Instagram
- Tell me a doggo that isn’t like this...
- sub and dom
- Dogs need dating apps too
I mean, who doesnt want this? #dogsondandy via @paymanbenz - @dandypet on Instagram
Then at least there would be flights - @dontdrinkbeers on Instagram
2020 is in gatorade - @itslaurentbtw on Instagram
- Woof_irl
- Same here
- This guy
- Work is hard
Daily dose of positivity 💛 What put a smile on your face today? Did you give your favorite furry co-worker some love? 🐶🐱 🔹 🔹 🔹 #ittakesapro #careersatsaloncentric #saloncentriccareers #ittakesyou #saloncentric #workfromhome #positivevibes #positivity #dogsofinstagram #dogsofinsta #dogsofig - @careersatsaloncentric on Instagram
Who else is guilty of this 😂share it with your friends!!🐶 - - - #thisdogdad #dailydogdad #furchild #vscodog #mustlovedogs #dailyfluff #dogsofinsta #ilovemydog #dailydog #loveislove #dogfeatures #adoptsontshop #aww #dogdad #pupperz #pupsofinstagram #thatsdarling #chien #petsagram #dogoftheday #instaretriever#doglover #followme #l4l #goldenretrievers #instagolden#retrievers #meme - @thisdogdad on Instagram
- me irl
