- I am 30 and single. This was me after a get together with my coworkers and some of their babies.
- He was so excited to see the new champion
- @therealrichphillips on Instagram
- Im a good fella
- Some of my floorboards were cut they had some termite tunnels. Now there are these little network maps all over my floor.
- I learnt it the hard way guys
- Hahaha!! Wife bad🤣🤣🤣
- Please I’m begging you
- Hook is mad
- While target shooting, I hit the nail holding the target.
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- Everything is OK with brakes, he said. Something wrong with the tire.
- If youre in a relationship, dont do this
- cursed_corn
- Atheists United
Congrats to those that have filled #censusbereau #uscensus2020 #usa #uscensus #censusmemes #meme #memes #dankmemes #countme #countmein #icount #census #2020census - @census._.2020 on Instagram
Psst....we are busy and need more Figs.... Send me a message if youre looking for some permanent, part time fun. 😁 - @goldenfig on Instagram
- When the cord always terminates at the holder and you can’t clip the plug
- This toilet door lock
- Funny Stuff
- Who advertises this on Reddit‽ Does this company even know that there is never a such thing as “too much yarn‽” LOL.
- One of the screws that came with a Christmas present was unthreaded.
- im not a simppp 😡😡😡
- TFW floor drains are blocked in a crowded restaurant
- GIVE WOMANS LEFTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Nö - Kein Cardio! 😂😁⠀ ⠀ #gannikus #meme #health #fitness #gym #training #workout #homeworkout #dedicated #fit #lift #life #lifestyle #motivation #workhard #progress #shredded #fitnessmotivation #dedication - @gannikus_germany on Instagram
- Gets home and realizes we missed the fedex man.
- It really do be like that here in Oz
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- Is that really him tho?? 😁😁😳🤪🤨
- Invest in Beaver skins
- Unc Tarheels
- My office had a water leak that ran behind the paint
- As my cake day winds down and seeing my post not gaining popularity
- Need help identifying these head and hair pieces
- Aardman finna leave me hanging
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- Checkmate.
A@pesar del tiempo el velo de flor sigue sorprendiéndome en todas sus formas naturales .... - @manueltorreszarzanaoficial on Instagram
- Ak 47u
- I dont think this is safe... At all.
- A moment of silence for all the office plants left behind
- OP doesnt know how to use a tape dispenser
- How to determine how many blow jobs it will take to pay the electric bill.
- The way the sawdust collects under my table saw
- Seems kind of cruel tbh
- A pipe that I just bought
- Blursed_repair
- How to dispose of leftover food from your fridge.
- At first I was furious, now I think I dodged quite a big bullet.
- How to Locate the Squeal Button
- Not cool 😡
- 😂😂 my friend johannis made this joke in art clas oml👌👌
- When you loose a lug nut while driving home from getting your tires rotated.
- Usman still sucks tho
- I miss the days i was happy...
- Mushroom growing out of a wall at my brother’s house.
- Some years ago, I was leaning on my buddys car when my fat ass pushed in the bumper a little bit. He said Dude you dented my car! I replied with this, and its been an inside joke ever since.
- Bones
- Im sorry, Garfield.
- Angela
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- Best method to remove these tiny rust dots on my Sebenza 21?
- RA Events
- Just scraped into the shop
- Dammit Netflix
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- @funnyanimalsdaily on Instagram
- Making a meme out of every line in RotJ (#19)
- My local tire shop finally figured out the mysterious vibration/wheel balance issue on my two-month old model three. Factory-installed noise-suppression foam on stock 18” aero wheels came loose and wadded up inside the tire. Hoping this might help anyone else this may have happened to.
- Cant sell, wont sell
- You should always believe the victim
- Modern Family Memes
- 1 month ago I cut myself with an angle grinder through these jeans. I still wear them.
- At least the drywall guys cut a notch for the extension cord
- So I wake up pretty early today and check my Facebook. My town has a “concerned citizens” page and Facebook gave me this Christmas present
- All too often, political conversations go this way.
- Poop dealer
- Still and animeme
- This perfect line of bubbles.
- Sex
- Comebacks
- When you land in a town all by yourself and loot every chest...
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
- To all the Trump voters excited about the RATM reunion
- I guess the key takeaway I should get from my wife is, no matter whats got me down, life is never as hard as being a mother
- I bought a pack of screws which had one smooth screw in it
- Decent alternative to a hangboard!
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- OUCHIES
- Upcycle those wisdom teeth!
Public land hunters especially know the feeling… - @rhinoblind on Instagram
🤣 #memes - @goode_foods on Instagram
- ok who here has done the biggest poo ever
- Aren’t 3 day weekends just the best?
- 👻👻👻
- Night shift humor
- Someone got halfway through clearing this blocked vent and said “nah .. good enough”
- Lets see that brown housing / yellow stem nightmare fuel we all know we want
Just MX5 things... 😂 . . . . . . #ctfeature #mx5 #miata #miatanation #instacars #meme #eunos #roadster #turbo - @r32fuz on Instagram
- What typa redneck death trap is this?
- really hate it
- This is what a ladybugs nest looks like.
- We also sheep if we laughed as well lol
- Makeup gone wrong
- My thoughts before bed last night.
- Based Ronald Regan 🇺🇸
- Omg guys it bad
- haha very funny
- Sorry for saying the n wird guys
- Mmmmm, Chocolate Syrup
- This support that failed but then it didn’t
- Ricky Gervais got frustrated by the presta valve. Some of the comments are hilarious.
- Chuck norris funny
- Specially during a quarantined
- One of these is not like the other
- Glasses lens nearly invisible
- This isn’t right...
- Its hard to tell this time of year...
- Getting that love
- Weird 5.56 rounds, maybe for training?
- Kitty litter boxes
- Do do b*tch
- Poop pants baby 😳😳😳
- Found in Marseilles airport passport control
- Every time I look at my ceiling I see this
- me, when feelsgoodman
- Holiday weekend driving
- I found out why my door hasnt been shutting properly
- Ive been working clothing retail forever, and I still have no idea how to respond to this. Do you want me to agree with you, or lie?
- I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MONKE 😟😟😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
- Forbidden Twizzlers
- No way! I totally have!
- Youth sports be like
IT’S HERE!😱 #magictricks #magicmemes #memes #funnymemes #magicians #magic #murphysmagic #cardtricks #cointricks #mentalism - @murphysmagic on Instagram
- Tru
- Found your problem
- I hate pebter 😡 he stole my erasor in class
- Some chainmail I just finished. The larger piece is for a school play, the smaller is a gift for someone who loves medieval stuff.
- Forbidden Bourbon
- Found during a comms cabinet cleanup
- I see your broken drain bolt and raise you a shaft.
- Kids these days don’t know smh
- R.I.P. My Inbox
- How does bones get boner??
- White Chicks
- So my 10 y/o sister just said this to me...
- This is so stupid.
- Just raising awareness over here
- When Trish starts hitting on Ethan...
- wtf emoji 😞
- Renovating condo. This was up behind bathroom ceiling fan.
- Bruh 100!!!!!
- [HUMOR] So beautiful
- My wife may be a bit sleep deprived.
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- TIL my 10mm wrench is magnetic.
- I was doing 65mph when I tried to dodge a dog on a highway some years ago. Some of the dogs hairs became stuck between the tire and the rim.
- Theres only one kind of product your factories produce in a business class.
- Thats not normal
- Whats next, engineering degree?
- fuck forknife
- This nut and bolt thing stuck in the cement
No need to worry about cheaters when you play trivia tonight at @duffysmvp. You use your phone to record your answers, not look up the answers. The quicker you respond, the more points you get! #playtastytrivia - @tasty_trivia on Instagram
- NH-U9S Dropped From 6 Inches On Padded Carpet- FML
- Blursed_chef
- UH OH GAIS ITS THE LORD!!!!!! :::::::::::::::::D
- Overly attached cat friend
- This subreddit today lol
- Because all men use rockets to commute.
- What is this electrical box in the basement of my 100 year old Seattle house?
- Worst thing of 2020
- I think they were honestly disappointed
- i love bones 😁
- I have to standup to get a new roll
- Snow and ice made a design on my hubcap, but left the Ford logo untouched.
- Bike chains and shoelaces dont mix
- No way you remember these...
- its not what it looks like i swear
- Tasty
- This is a national issue that the goverment is trying to sweep under a rug
- Poop
- Forbidden vanilla ice cream
- Today is not gonna be a good day
- Hello
- Poor guy needed fashion advice, posted in the Sneakers sub. Yikes.
- Without Failure
- Oxegen line up announced....
- He stoppid 😡🤬👎
- TFW you realize you got ripped off
- Married cyclist would know..
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- Pure copper
- A headphone users worst nightmare.
- cursed_nutella
- Needle cushion [M]
- Was vacuuming and when I turned around, I noticed the wire looks like a Great Dane.
- my mom is asking for ians phone number help
- Nine years and two books of footnotes later...
**in Canada please read as “cheque” - @simpsonfamilyquotes on Instagram
- During trying times, leaders unite countries. This whole cities versus rural areas divisiveness is disgusting.
- Yummy food lmao
- Why Small Chungus have Gun?? 🥺😳😂😳
- It never ends
- Being your friends tech guy leads to sarcasm sometimes. Sometimes that sarcasm sounds gangster.
- Happy Fryday
Had tomake this. Lol #youwouldntgetit - @kitchen_by_ie on Instagram
- When I first started posting here I had about ten polishes. Now thanks to you guys I have several hundred lol. I think Im addicted!
WHO CAN RELATE?! - @nicolaljohnston on Instagram
- Says didnt have a spare, drove for 3 days! I found the spare in the trunk complete with jack!
- Bucharati in the Simpsonss# 🥵🥵🥵🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈😳😳😳😳
- The way the ice formed
- Chastity - First time Key Holder - tell me what I need to know. Any advice greatly appreciated
- :(
- Forbidden ice cream. Toddler thought it wasn’t forbidden.
- Brad was one of my favorite background characters
- Socks are supposed to keep your feet warm in winter, right?
- Overpriced at $2.
- Me_irl
- Archer quotes
- Somebody stuck gum on the doorway at my school and they painted over it.
- This un-threaded screw in my pack.
- @unreal_plates on Instagram
- Hey honey did you win at DND tonight?
- I work a full time job, daddy
- Creepy Clown Sightings
- Opened my car door this morning and found these right below the driver’s seat. ‘17 Forester. They have some grease on them.
- How I feel going on any social media website
- Money
- My mac and cheese shells formed a perfect (and delicious) spiral
- Just rolled into the shop with these valve stem caps.
- My cake day so far.
- SMH (suck my hdick)
- What do i craft doe
- New mandela effect
- me_irl
- Fingerprint scanner duh
- Somehow dropped my chain outboard on a fast descent, managed to do this to my chain and bend my dérailleur. Expensive ride!
- After failing the same mission in GTA IV several times
- I dropped my phone in this hotel bathroom and looked over, saw this under the sink. I can’t even think why someone would hide these.
- What if pyro pulls a Pestcop 1.5 on our asses?
- atheism 👎
All the time! @billmillerbarbq - @folklores_coffee_house on Instagram
- My guilty pleasure
- My freezer sometimes makes the ice cubes grow spikes
- Bro is a reel life safer 😎😎
- No
- World Wars be like
- my pasta looks like a screaming frog
- 😤😤😤😤 asshole judge
- oh no guys!!!1! 😱😱
- Mr. Kitty hates it, but my ice-toes are too happy to care.
- But why?
- Pure unsatisfactory
- Big mouth
- I have these really expensive earbuds I use for work. Lately Ive been having to crank the volume just to get a reasonable/usable volume. I went so far as to request a warranty replacement from the manufacturer, but then I decided to take a closer look.
- This ladybug died and turned white, presumably from the light and time.
- Amber Guyger only got 5 years!!
- Parents on facebook complaining about spending so much time with their kids.
- Just don’t. Trust me guys. My mom got mad at me
- @gardenampoc on Instagram
- Plays Winter sale starts today
- Trolololol
- Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore says that he always asked for their mothers permission before dating high school girls. He was in his 30s.
- going through some shit
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- We did it boys
- Redditors hate this simple trick 😍😍😍
- This is what blue haired girls mean when they say it
- Pointing out wealth inequality in our nation? You must be a liberal freeloader...
- Basic Ramen on a saltine cracker. Bon Appetite
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- Having an uncommon first name is...interesting.
- oh g*sh d*ng fucking help fillmore
- My cat picked at my carpet
- MLP ( My Little Pony )
- Humor
- I leave for college tomorrow morning, and my suitcase wheel just disintegrated.
- Hahah laughs in a wierd way
- Underappreciated
- Every once in a while I have to clear the filter of our washing machine because my wife doesn’t check pockets. Yes, that’s a popsicle stick.
- does this sub have a discord?
- Obligatory Super-Gunter
- i need to be FUNNIER 😫😤
- I was leaving out my shoes to dry, and my insole is no more.
- Lois is cheater
- Wanted a new bowl so figured why not just make one!
- Ticonderogian Stone Wand: Grants +5 intellect, +3 Wisdom, and allows the user to gather information about beings and objects by pointing the wand at them.
- They call me Mr Cash 🤑
- Forbidden caramel (wood glue)
- I’ve been meaning to post this, dinghy towing with the parking brake on. [OC]
- I cannot poo
- Sonic ribgd
- 🦷🦷🦷🦷
- Get in on the ground floor
- i think i need a moment 😔😥
- Best Work Quotes
- It still hurts though.
- srsly guys hrlp
- Finishing a new room, and man I do NOT want my toddlers finding any of the light, fluffy “cotton candy” laying around.
