- Sometimes you just get on a roll
- I watch my students do it.
- Longest government shutdown in history
- Since moving in with the gf this has become more relevant than ever
- Dear FCC Chair - I dont think you know what you are talking about.
- Thatll show em!
- I guess I have to buy another one now
- A lot of sex talk. A lot.
- This would explain the timing of the nude leaks and the Ukraine invasion...
- I messed up
- Everytime my dad looks up products on the internet
- No Political or Pandemic Memes
- Helpful Hooded Hamster
- You can learn a lot about how stupid a person is by asking them to explain what is the coronavirus?
- Also applies when she is venting
- Apparently #BoycottHamilton is trending after a video of the cast delivering a message of inclusion to Mike Pence went viral.
- The FL governor said lack of ICUs is not a concern because rural areas dont have them to begin with and do fine. My city hospital is full of people from surrounding rural areas.
- The world is attacking us, and the hill you chose to die on speaks volumes.
- Yall are a bunch of fickle assholes sometimes
- Democrat humor
- When a government tries to shutdown an exchange
- R.I.P. My Inbox
- Creepy Clown Sightings
- Not just more, a LOT more...
- Rode with a chip on my shoulder today.
- Rural areas provide fresh veggies. Urban areas subsidize rural areas through their taxes. This has worked for ages. Dont fall into this us against them crap.
- My self-control is improving!
- To the woman in my area that screams twice a week at a different neighbour for being too loud and unruly.
- That’s because you were drunk!
- Old lady cartoon
- Theyre your family, not your masters
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- Will you be allowed to vote this year?
- He will find any excuse he can...
- pretty awkward start to my morning...
- Me for the next few days and occasionally for the rest of my life.
- To all the Trump voters excited about the RATM reunion
- Still waiting...
- Some years ago, I was leaning on my buddys car when my fat ass pushed in the bumper a little bit. He said Dude you dented my car! I replied with this, and its been an inside joke ever since.
- eat em up junkie
- Polish bottles and relevant pretty things I can understand, but random household objects always confuse me.
- your name was written wrong at starbucks?
- I really thought 2020 would be the year.
- Every time I explain this to my SO she just looks at me bewildered...
- I need to go outside more.
- Its all a lie
- Suspicious waiting for the next move of 2020
- A heartbeat from the presidency
- Maybe meet at Camp Fuck Off?
- im lookin at you safari zone
- How Many UFO Encounters Before It Becomes Obvious Theyre Not Coming From Space?
- Went on a hike today. Was an idiot.
- This is our most advanced iPhone...EVER What else could it be?! The exact same? Worse?? Every. Damn. Announcement.
- Making the Monday after a holiday even worse
- me irl
- Some college kids remind me I too could have been a doctor if I had rich parents.
- American Idol is cancelled but Im not cheering yet.
- Im a good fella
- It tastes so much better!
- I see your 5th grade GGG and raise you my 2nd grade GGG. One of the nicest kids I went to school with.
- When I heard about Donald Trump issuing an invoice to Germany for the money weve spent defending the West
- The talking heads on republican media don’t want to make guns illegal because it won’t stop people from acquiring guns.
- its okay to have s*ex with corpses
- Swimming Funny
- My thoughts before bed last night.
- I finally noticed that the episode following The Gang Goes to Hell is The Gang turns Black musical
- l saw this meme earlier and it needed a plot twist
- George Carlin predicted a church shooting.
- Suck it up and wait 6 months to dish it right back to us.
- The best kind of friend. The savings of not having to buying an SSD allowed me to get a GTX 970
- This happened to my friend, from his uncle
- This bullshit has me Ticketmaster-level angry. How is this even legal?
- True tho
- One of my friends in high school delivered pizza on weekends to make some extra cash. He found out why his employer was the only one to deliver to this neighborhood.
- Leo is a meme goldmine
- Without this I would just have a controlling ex-girlfriend redditor, and too much time on my hands.
- Just back off dude
- When it takes longer to watch a commercial than to torrent
- [meme] immunology be like
- The SO and I were out for a nice dinner last night
- Fox headlines today are about monuments being torn down, the PC police and riots that happened weeks ago
- She even touched my junk.
- 2 powerful creatures huutistbro and big floppa
- Ive never felt so betrayed.
- First world problems
- Ill have my friends, a new apt, my girlfriend and a new full zipp/sram etap Ritte Ace waiting for me.
- srsly guys hrlp
- My point of view on all this parent stuff
- funny
- Arguing with my conservative republican dad
- ...
- Amber Guyger only got 5 years!!
- I want to give her a hug, but then shed know...
- Dont deny it...
- SLPT Always Tell Your Boss How Much You Hate Working
- I love our weird little culture. . .
- Dont know which one I should have used... Picard or the unpopular opinion puffin ...
- We still have not learned anything...
- The half orc barbarian is also there, wondering what the hell these intellectuals are talking about, and why they arent smashing in monsters skulls.
- Well that couldve gone better
- Can’t refinance either, so she’s stuck with this setup for a little while.
- “We’re number one!”
- At least 20+ years put to a stop
- You had 4 years to fix this “problem”
- I care
- wwe buff baby thats kinda quirky tho😎😎😎😎
- So fresh and so clean clean
- The smoke detector was driving me insane
- Shes been dealing with it for going on 3 weeks
- True story
- Wondering why Trump is speaking all 4 nights at the RNC and his many in his family have spots too?
- flat earth
- Ive seen this way too much recently
- Guess they didnt learn
- I repackage it so it looks pretty new at least...
- Guys Abd17 is hacking , kick him out
- Propagation_irl
- God damn knee grows 😡😡😡
- No one ever did anything remotely close to what this guy did for us.
- Its the best sex.
- This should feel awkward, or bad. But it doesnt. Not really.
- *sad exhale*
- As a Zerg main after the Blizzcon Playoffs
- Smells like victory
- Sometimes it be like that
- There are some wild ones here on reddit
- Funny
- The pains of an internet addict.
- Now I have no excuse to drink in the afternoon.
- So let me get this straight...
- Me_irl
- erutluC lecnaC
- A few heavenly moments every 6-8weeks
- I guess Ill stick with 1080p 144hz, thank you
- christmas meme
- We dont need no sci-fi films for this
- So true
- My friends from rural areas are calling for the USPS to be replaced by a private company. I dont think theyve looked into the reason why their postage costs the same as Intercity postage.
- I was afraid to ask
- Mixed Martial Arts
- I miss you, little dude.
- I dont know why people make fun of the default option so much.
- In my defense, I put a towel over it in order to prevent exactly that.
- Agghhhhh every dang time
- My personal experience getting a new passport at the American Embassy in Tokyo
- Nothing big too big but big enough to make them realise [P]
- I hate the bubbles
- Not proud of it, but its what I do.
- Sad but true
- When I say...
- The worst type of tenant
- SLPT: the more you lie, the more trustworthy youll become.
- The ultimate uncomfortable situation.
- Back in my day, giving someone an award meant more than just a little icon! Give me whats mine!
- An one way ticket to hell, please.
- The downside of paying attention
- EPIC BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The governor of Florida says hed be happy to send his kids to school to prove its safe... But theyre too young for school
- I didnt want him to think I was weird
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- Got knocked from my steed in the 16th century, hit my head and was in a coma
- Could be a trap, but my fiancee is awesome!
- Thanks Brandon! My metacognition now knows no bounds thanks to your #blacklivesmatter post on twitter! 🤯🤓👨🏿🏫
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- Isolation works guys.
- I have the routers setup page as a quick launch icon on my phone
- Surely I cant be the only one
- Theyre all publicly traded companies, their #1 goal is to make money.
- I-- I dont even remember your last name
- What the fuck do you mean were not covering anarcho Nazbolism?
- Since I probably have as much control and responsibility over mine as you do over yours.
- thanks, satan.
- Exactly when will I be able to drink my coffee???
- Ill say it
- I thought i had heard them all when i asked an old man how he was doing..
- It could have been both, I dunno.
- Shes better off now and in a much happier relationship so it all worked out in the end
- was working one on one at the office...
- A stock represents ownership of a fraction of a corporation. GDP measures a countrys output.
- I hide my shame
- [Request] regarding this image, how much energy would a Borg cube travelling at warp 9 in a sea level atmosphere generate due to atmospheric compression/friction.
- Jodi Sweetin has got me
- 😤😤😤😤 asshole judge
- It almost worries me how well it works
- Its the first time in eight years.
- Time is money
- Where did all the hate go?
- There really is a difference between having work friends and regular friends
- One can only hope.
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- I mean, is it actually a subtle way of saying Shut up stupid, and pay attention!?
- Happy Valentine’s Day wifey.
- Friends mom was somewhat baffled last Sunday
- I’ll reach a point in my life where I️ will also not outlive a vacuum.
- Attempting to make this point to baby boomers
- They dont appreciate it. Good.
- Trump vowed to protect pre existing conditions via executive order ... After multiple attempts of removing them over the last three years.
- Went to taco bell, asked for a bean burrito with no onion and extra cheese. Got a bean burrito with extra onions and no cheese.
- Posting dead memes because theyre dead and that makes them spooky, day 1
- I mean, it used to be a funny meme and now its not...
- Cant believe I actually said this to my friend.
- Priorities seem out of wack
- I cant believe people would pay money to play it in arcades, either
- Why I hate most people.
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- Such is the depth of unspoken feeling.
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- Im a lousy human being
- Sometimes I think I have a problem. I see these people as just criminals that the police turn a blind eye to.
- Cant be unheard.
- Its fun and you know it.....
- Found this on imgur
- This happened this evening, I dont know a single thing about UFC
- The best feeling
- Because lets be honest... In a normal world, hating someone for not wearing a mask is insane.
- I dont know why they get mad, its just a simple question
- Well that was weird
- I really do feel bad about this.
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- True story
- I like to think its because I am delightful and polite
- Mr. Kitty hates it, but my ice-toes are too happy to care.
- Its not fun when you take your son shopping with you . Especially when he thinks no one understands our language
- She wont believe me.
- Today, I found out where my dentist learns his advanced medical knowledge
- TLC & Sexual Healing
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- My job is quickly changing my social/ethical beliefs
- Its so silly.
- He is following his buddys strategy
- My day off of work
- Ive got two black eyes, two busted lips, a swollen nose and a date!
- I kept saying to my wife I know her from somewhere . . .
- Honestly everyone wins.
- I know I am suppose to miss her...
- 2meirl4meirl
- Saw this guy with his son in the organic meats section
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- Just had the munchies...
- I would have told them, but they kept bragging how good an employee I am
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- Its just not worth the time and effort.
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
- Like come on! These things look amazing
- I wish I could go back.
- Thats enough Internet for today . . .
- I guess you can admire my former coworkers honesty.
- He said no offense....
- And she was sexy as hell...
- As an elected official, I need to make this confession anonymously. Please no Doxing.
- My Daily Struggle
- Every freakin year.
- The landlord sends his regards
- After six months of heartache, I feel like this is a great first step to the getting over your ex achievement.
- Im probably just a horrible person
- That feeling when this happens
- Totally not FPH related
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- The bravest man on Reddit posted this today in /r/adviceanimals
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- We were looking right at each other...
- I really dont like to share
- I feel a little bad.
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- It’s just easier
- Not sure if this would still work, but I used to do it when Redbox was relatively new about 10 years ago
- Priorities are clearly sports, not teachers, nurses or sick people.
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- Were running with less than half the crew, and I dont even have anyone to give me a task right now.
- On some days I feel quite alienated
- Uh, no its not..
- When youve got foreign friends and...
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- Not sorry.
- NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 😡
- Watching a movie about the American Revolution in class. You could cut the awkwardness in the room with a knife.
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
- I hate cluttering my Downloads folder
- It was the so (dot dot dot) that really hurt.
- This happened at a job interview this morning
- Please guys don’t let it die 😢
- Nobody caught on, they all loved it and I got a bunch of compliments afterwards.
- I think they were honestly disappointed
- A few good shirts ruined - but totally worth it.
- Ive been working clothing retail forever, and I still have no idea how to respond to this. Do you want me to agree with you, or lie?
- She always says everything is good at home during conversation
- Husband and I are quiet people.
- This was awkward, especially since I just got hired
- Valience was card-blocked
- I never saw him in class again after this. I cant stress enough how gangster he was.
- Click Click Click
- Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
- I guess I dont deal with stress very well, obviously.
- Recalling the first time I tried to break the bad news as a nurse..
- I try to eat healthy
- Its the little things during the weight loss process
- Why I hate most people
- My mom does this in nearly every store.
- TL;DR: Im not a very good cook.
- This poor, poor girl at the gym
