- How shall you every recover
- So I almost chopped a bit of my finger off...
- Forgot my belt today
- Helo
- The batteries that came with my flashlight are so generic they dont even have a label
- Saw this on a shearers chip truck today. Instead of a gas cap they used a plastic bag stuffed in the hole!!
- Figured out why the POE security camera stopped working
- Leg
- I was gonna get rid of it. Thanks stranger
- You dont want to fuck women... (gif)
- Standing tall
- Calibrated Toilet Paper Roll Test
- Hola
- Playing with my Soft cock while driving. Wish someone would catch me to help make it hard..😈
- Lick lick lick
- Blursed_love
- When you get to work and realize you’ve lost one of the earpieces from your headphones
- An Italians one
- This Zildjian cymbal keychain is actually made out of recycled cymbals.
- SCP-173 meme
- Hmmm.
- I posted him yesterday, but I made some improvements and wanted to share him again 😊
- APPS FOR EDUCATION
- Blursed_bread
- Earwax-covered earbuds
- So perfectly wrapped
- Batters up!
- Remember when parents used to smoke cigarettes in the car with their kids?
- Just hanging around 🍆
- good or no?
- Iron grip
- Any bi twinks want to play with my wife and I
- Am I good enough?
- Like what you see?
- Do you like the view? 😏
- Black Widow fucks the Hulk
- enjoying the great outdoors today 😝💦
- Loving these high socks
- Semi hard after working out 🍆
- Solved my sore knitting finger.
- Does this get your attention?
- I would love to suck her balls
- Excited because it’s Friday 😏
- Man I was skinnier back in 2019
- Name this shroom!!
- He is burn
- me girl
- Biology Humor
- Hidden boi
- Getting her allowance
- The things that people ask me to make them 😅... Im sure they really enjoyed it though haha. Also equipped with a pump.... So yes.. it... Uh..... Cums lmao 😭🤣
- Can you just..
- I have a slow-mo video for those interested
- Made this abomination of a roblox avatar using admin commands and f3x. Please lord help me.
- just a quick bathroom selfie
- This chipolata looks like a thumb
- Back at it for the day. Let me know what you all think!
- couples
- My boyfriend and I’s first post 😅
- My buckle doubles up as a whistle
- cursed_squidward
- Ergonomics 100
- Go commit corre
- air guitar strings
- Want to ride my 19yo cock? Pms are welcome
- Its been a while since anybody choked on my cock 😞
- you are welcome in my bed daddy
- Order me to suck your cock ;3
- I found the king of the baby carrots.
- nature is beatiful
- Wanted to know what others think
- Blursed Tic Tac No
- These headphones that have a hole in the earplug so you can listen to your surroundings and music at the same time
- 7
- Thoughts on this unbreakable Titanium pipe I CNC machined?
- A few more memes that would take too long to post seperatly
- Quadruple Peanut
- anyone need a ride?
- This post will always be in our hearts
- Alright ! [X-POST : r/WhiteAndThick]
- my snapchat BrazilianGuy420 my kik latinoguy420
- Help.
- Wanna netflix and chill ?
- 🅱️ods are 🅱️ay lol
- Flexible
- 18 AG DOLL WARDROBE ACCESSORIES
- Just begging to be played with
- Bought my first BD today. Actually bought 2. Got this custom.
- One, two, one, two
- Watching my lady suck a fat cock while locked in chastity
- Wish I was there licking his firm sack as he was wanking and squirting his load.
- Give it a lick? :3
- Get used to this veiw since its all you will be seing once once ure my slut
- When the sun hits that ridge just right 👌 (19)
- Just enjoying the great outdoors
- Double trouble tonight ... 😈
- in case of doubt 🙇🏻♂️
- Found this while cleaning today anyone have any ideas?
- They forgot to thread this screw
- We have a slug here that looks like a ball sack
- how’s this supposed to fit in a speedo?
- Love feeling this softie get bigger and bigger in my hand
- Favorite Suit To Wear To Bed
- Ready to stuff it into some tight holes
- 3 sided carrot
- He sees it all
- Snagged this beautiful Orochi! Itll match my bi pride Ika!!!
- Popopopopopo
- hmmm
- Hows everyones sat morning 20(M) 😆😋
- This is supposed to be a elephant
- Whos trying to make me lose NNN?
- My sister left her roblox toys unattended so I made this
- After breaking my bowl, I found the perfect sea shell laying around the house.
- This deformed m&m
- Would you like to lick it? ❤💙💚
- She knows how to get me going 😏 [OC]
- Eliminating the non-essentials
- Please do so
- Her phone case is opposite her pants
- The way these ear buds are packaged
- Never posted before so I’m a little shy 😅
- Big surprise
- He may look inexperienced but he is obviously ready
- Russian flu medicine, but which one to take first?
- I made them do the sex
- He needed air to breathe
- 3 years ago I smoked my first and only ever golden joint. I noticed no difference besides the ash was also gold. (I don’t remember brand my friend just had one left)
- Wow, this mike and Ike is oddly shaped....
- My first pic
- Crosspost from r/TIHI
Excited to release the trailer of our new film COME & TAKE IT following the transformation of @jeffacat into one of America’s most irreverent movement leaders! #cocksnotglocks 👉 Follow us at @comeandtakeitdoc for exciting events we have lined up!!!! #dildoactivist #campuscarry #utaustin #texas #atx #gunfreeut #documentary #film #capital #whitehouse #jessicajin #university #campus #college #law #gun #dildo - @pjraval on Instagram
- Because the yanks on r/mildlyinteresting dont understand the significance, I got two Curly Wurlys in one packet.
- First post, a bit nervous, and horny af
- One through the ball was fun [M] [OC]
- You guys seemed to like Gunglo. Say hello to his new friend, The Leggy Man!
- It kept slipping out my shorts in the back seat ;)
- Hes yummy
- Hello hello
- All I need now is a [m]outh for my cock 🍆💋💦
- My last girlfriend said I could have her ass whenever I wanted. She didn’t last very long.
- This poorly designed Playdoh syringe for kids!
- A quick one before grocery shopping. My friend calls this a “puff puff.”
- Sunday hanging 😇
- are you bready to die
- good lord
- Barbie doll house accesories
- Prosthetic arm I made for a WWII documentary currently shooting in Norway
- Carrot pipe I carved 😂
- Its been a while
- Any honest ratings for a 20 year old on his way to work needing some company?
- ITAP while shopping in Barcelona
- Found in parking lot. Congratulations its negative
- Left these peach colored earplugs in my pocket and the wash cycle turned them shiny jet black.
- Blursed_stone art
- Blursed Lego
- Ready for action
- Hopefully this caught your attention...
- hmmm
- If you cut yourself at my work, you can opt to wear a silly finger condom instead of a full glove.
- Dick through ear
- I found this in a bag of twin snakes
- Had to repost this, who wants to come and play with me? ^~^
- E.T. Finger Light
- Ive apparently been hitting bongs wrong this whole time
- Blursed Fork
- Little dessert
- Felt like sharing my beautiful little cavedweller with you all :)
- New Toy Story figures no longer have Andy on the bottom of their shoes
- These fuckin’ things. “Oh they direct the sound more efficiently into your ear.” They don’t even stay in my ear, what’s the point?
- Omg my order came in a day early! Poor tyson is so tall he cant even stand on his own.
- Do people here ever post their size with a ruler?
- Metric system
- Oh hi mark!
- Time to play with this 18 yo fella
- Before !
- These glasses stoppers for kids tho
- Shameless showoff gif 😉
- Fresh Air and Precum
- 53 23. Think it fits? Still not full.
- boop 💕 kik: doggofromchicaggo 😜❤
- The nipple on this condog.
- This jelly bean that looks like a stomach.
- natures plate
- Tug on that
- Check out this weapon of mass destruction
- This stuffed pig from IKEA that has nipples.
- The bent in my snack
- tikel mye pheet
- How To Pull A Balloon Out Of Your Vagina
- 😍
- Long work week, wouldn’t mind some fun to help get me through (ladies only please) (M38)
- John Holmes IS NOT too much for me!
- Well I know what Ill be doing for the next 10 minutes
- My Reddit debut
- Are you fit enough to climb to the top?
- which spot would you take, in between my legs or on top of my boyclit?
- Im so excited for my colorful purchase!!!
- Pretty boy
- Any ginger lovers? PM’s are open ;)
- I was spray painting a shelf for my plants. It’s official I have a green thumb.
- You know when you find stuff in your Jacket you havent worn since last winter? Yeah....
- Dildo
- Do you guys like average cocks too?
- Snake needed some sun...
- Feeling horny at work think about wet pussy
- Its standing up for you all
- I [m]ay need some help with this
- Wishing someone would flash me back
- hate when that happens
- Dildo
- Dog toy. What do you guys think?
- So horny today!
- Me irl
- this deformed animal cracker i found
- Reddit approved prolapsed fap toy.
- Newborn baby kangaroo can be as small as a grain of rice or as big as a bee
- training to be a good gloryhole slut :) [OC]
- ☮️
- Walmart just why?
- Owch
- Itchy ♥️
- [?] My cat jumped on my boob before and it hurt like a motherfucker, so now appreciate them!
- Greg Gutfeld
- Wanna come in?
- If Youre Showing Your House to Sell, Put Some Shit Away
- I was walking up the stairs at my school and this happined... 35€ gone
- Exercising my right to vote gets me hard. Not really, but you get the point. Please vote
- Chocolate covered bacon. That is all.
- Somethings up
- uncut precumming cock trifecta
- A little precum while driving
- My faggot dick 👅
- Need a real cock in my ass and a mouth on my balls to be perfect
- Penis cakes anyone? 😂
- Can I stuff it all in your [M]outh?
- This bit of dried glue is flipping me off
- shush
- Found this little guy in the forest while on 2g. Exactly how I was feeling too lmao
- Blursed M&M
- Soft and low
- Update: One day later, pretty sure a Blister Beetle is the culprit. The three little blisters formed into this Queen Blister. Swelling almost gone, not too painful, blister is sensitive but not bad! Keeping it clean and dry, taking Benadryl and watching it VERY closely. Wear shoes outside folks.
- Got a dental floss stuck on my braces. (I only have braces back there rn to close a gap.)
- The legendary rock of pleasure (+69 pleasure) (+420 damage if used as weapon)
- Anyone wanna break it in with me?
- This was supposed to be Santa
- Reflecting on 6 months of submission. Giving myself over to her completely, and watching her grow and develop into an incredibly caring, nurturing, gentle domme.
- The more likes we get of my bfs cock il post more of us both hehe.
- One of these goes in your mouth twice a day. The other is a toothbrush.
- Somebody play with me... Just wanking here
- Cursed_rat?
- I know that everything’s bigger in America but this is just too much
- Mirror
- Angelic Mist 😍 S/M Votan in loooove
- TIL that one of the hearts on Loverboy Cupids ult says KNOCK U UP
- My Carrot has Eyes
- I told myself I wouldn’t be tempted...
- theres a snake in my boot.
- Road head anyone?
- Worth the wait ♥️
- I just did this on the normal elevator
- I bought the wrong size for my daddy, but no matter how many mistakes I make, he still chooses me over his GF 😏🍆
- adult lovetoys
- Now serving number 3. Haha
- Cursed_ramen
- Sharpie in pooper
- Just chillin in the car
- My smoke spot for the day
- My first BD from way back when. I’ll never forget how good it felt to be knotted and filled for the first time ever~
- Crazy frogs dick n balls
- Good lord, titles are difficult!
- The shape of this peanut literally gave me the L
- My first BD came today!!! S/M Echo
- I wish this was an April Fools joke. :(
- Plastic protective layer for water resistance fell off and now is in my ear... FOR BOTH HEADPHONES!!!
- a little quickie for you guys [oc]
- Youve heard of an elf of the shelf, heres a dick on stick
- Boyfriend hanging out at my construction site
- Loving my new Aela from TTC
- Boy LOL dolls have...genitals.
- Well that’s annoying! Because the server couldn’t get her own damn steak knife.
- Cleaning up my arena after a big hockey game last night, felt something crunch and stick to my boot. Wouldnt come unstuck, so I looked...
- Blursed Hand
- I put a spoon into a paper towel roll.
- People who do this on airplanes.
- This gummy bear deformed
- Yeah, not buying these for our dog.
- cursed stick
- Some drivers are dicks
- [f]I met a big one yesterday!
- Blursed_valentine heart balloon
- drinking and shopping
- Wish me luck! [F]
- My buddy’s toenail.
- I have a bic dick!
- Come jack me off while I drive to fuck spot, would you?
- 🔥 The Penis Fish 🔥
- PsBattle: Marine spoon worm
- New toy I got today I cant wait to get home and try it out. If you want to watch kik sissyboitoy690
- Penis bowl my friend made. She is accepting commissions!
