- Remember that New Years Eve party at Lennys?
- When you start laughing at a meme but you don’t get the reference
- If it ain’t the fucking truth.
- I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.
- After pouring orange juice on my muesli...
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- Mom, theres a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dads upstairs.
- Christmas in December. Wow, Wow, Wow!
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Checkmate
- Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldnt help overhearing that you need a babysitter. Of course, being a highly skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour.
- HELP! I NEED TUNGSTEN TO LIVE. TUNGSTEN!
- This scene alone proves that Holly would be a very good mom with Michael
- “Oh! I think we hit something.” “I hope it’s Flanders.”
- Anime
- Riding the bus in the morning as a teenage boy.
- Bitten tv show
- Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls
- I feel like this conversation needed to happen before they reopened states.
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- X-Post from r/RickAndMorty
- Dear Homer, i.o.u. one emergency doughnut. Signed, Homer. Bastard! Hes always one step ahead.
- One of the most relatable moments of the series.
- Brooklyn nine nine funny
- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
- fresh format. Buy buy buy!
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- Big Bang theory
- Creampie didnt go quite as planned...
- The New Holt
- The spinoff we need.
- Modern Family Quotes
- Caption pictures
- a tangle on the television
- Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining. Furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.
- Lesbian? This isn’t my army reunion.
- “I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just cant get the spices right.”
- Celebrity Crushes
- Look at me, Im a grad student. Im 30 years old and I made $600 last year.
- Now folks, I dont want to alarm you but scientists say 40% of Americas pictures are hanging crooked
- Aw shit here we go again
- Lance Armstrong gets a taste of pure oxygen (~2000)
- HeybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecauseImabigfatguyandIcantgoanywherebecausetherecouldbesomepoisongasImeantheresreallygoingtobepoisongasandeverybodysgoingtobedeadESPECIALLYME!!!!
- Copied. Credit to owner
- The Great Depression begins. (1929)
- I really did it once. | Yes, Yes. I just wish you had the power to leave my store.
- The exact moment Jesse Pinkman stole my heart
- If we wanna see Japanese people we could have gone to the zoo./Homer!/What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. His name is Takashi. Hes in my book club.
- I was Americas bad boy. I once hid my dads hat! And another time, I accidentally stepped in Mr. Wilsons flower bed.
- Scranton, Pennsylvania
- This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a PC thug. Its women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.
- Friends Serie TV
- 11
- That nonchalant look which says is this guy fkn serious?!
- Beauty
- Fucked By A Huge Hard Cock
- Tis the season, Marge. We only get 30 sweet, noggy days
- HEY MR SMITHERS!
- This one kinda hurt
- Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Patton Oswalt
- What a crappy candle
- Big Bang Theory
- Heres the keys “Elephants dont have keys.” “Ill just keep these, then.”
- “Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We’ve got to run a background check.” “Five days? But I’m mad now.”
- Now Homer dont you eat this pie.
- Waking up this morning, couldn’t remember if what I think happened yesterday was real or just part of my dream...
- Midnight struggle
- Want to make a second income? I’m a Forex trader, it’s like trading stocks but wi-
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- ts 11:00. Do you know where your children are? I told you last night NO!
- Rewatched the series and I love that Holly is actually one of the weirdest characters in the show
- Were all Holt today
- Pigs tend to chew. Id say he eats more like a duck.
- Oddly specific dinosaur park
- My Geod must be acknowledged!
- Mortys Sticky Gizz
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- First youll need a declaration of war. That way everything you do will be nice and legal.
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- Jessica Steen
- Every time I’m high and the house is full of food! (Usually just after pay day)
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- That feeling when there are no new episodes until late 2018
- I made a crossover or something like that
- Boom. Roasted.
- Watch out, Ricardo! Theres a new guy in town and hes getting all the babes
- “Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!”
- My God youre greasy.
- Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- “Well everyone, the fact is, I havent ever had relations. I am a virgin.”
- You mean a spoon?
- Do You Have Any Better Hostages?
- Where may I buy this jacket, please help!
- Way to breathe, no breath.
- This is better than a movie. WHY?!
- “You’re all a bunch of low income nobodies!”
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.
- Criminal minds memes
- My List of Wants.... My List of Cants.
- come on hurry up im hungry
When you wear your City Champ earrings out in public for the first time... 😎💕✨ - @shopcitychamp on Instagram
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- Scrubs
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- I don’t know what you have planned tonight, but count me out.
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- Don’t forget the smell!
- Unforgettable...
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- The laugh he does right after he says this, is fantastic. God I miss Phil Hartman, and those classic characters he voiced.
- Boyle with the confidence
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.
- Nice Guys Punch Card
- MRW my mom’s breast cancer surgery went well and they said NO CHEMO!!!!
- Oh, Mr. Burns, well thaw you out the second they discover the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back. How we doing, boys?
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- holtmallow
- Mike Schultz, gay nurse who survived COVID. Saw him on the news and now I can’t stop looking at his pictures, holy shit 🥵
- When /u/SavageAxeBot doesnt think your memes are dank
- When you check your online banking after a night of lovely pints
- THERE, THERE. SHUT UP, BOY.
- lethal weapon (tv show)
- This will always be one of my favorite jokes, and a prime example of the genius of ADs writing and the actors delivery
- Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
- Slow down, Sir. Youre going to give yourself skin failure.
- Whats brunch?
- Close to Home Comic
- If you’re picking your favourite one-off character than make sure IT’S A LANDSLIDE!!!
- Meredith und derek
- In an Alternate Dimension
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- What will you be doing, Smithers? Something gay, no doubt!
- bones TV
- These hot dogs have been here for three years, they are strictly ornamental. Heh, theres only one bozo who comes in and buys them!
- Alex and Meredith
- Pornstars be like.
- Funs over, fellas. If youre going to beat up my friend in my bar, theres a two-drink minimum.
- The Sweetest Sensation ever
- I assure you the police do not take prisoners out of their cells and race them What about using the electric chair to cook chicken?
- Live and die by the crab.
- Funny
- American Dad
- Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. “This car was made in Guatemala.” Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. “I bought these shoes from a hobo.” Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. “Im sorry. I believe in good grooming.”
- Happy 420!
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- It sucked.. but at least it was something
- Cameos and one-offs get upvoted tremendously. But how much love do we have for our wounded soldiers?
- In Space Jam while trying to get Micheal Jordons up and moving, the character Stan Podolak in one sentence, says all of Jordan’s sponsors at the time.
- Blursed Figurine
- @film.wave on Instagram
- Marge: When I married you, I knew we wouldnt live in luxury, but... Homer: And I kept that vow.
- My God Youre Greasy... Uhhh Mr. Merooka... HELP!
- cartoooooooon network
- me irl
- megan draper
- American Dad
- Gotta show a little love for Abe. He has some of the most memorable lines, that will just pop into my head at random, which was the fashion at the time
- We can’t even pay our bills and they’re drinking Royal Crown Cola.
- Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
- About those references to the desert and Lawrence of Arabia way back in S1E10 (Marco)....
- not a story the jedi would tell you...
- Atypical
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- John Krasinski… that look gets me every time
- Everytime i wakeup in morning
- Hot stuff, coming through
- Still easily my favorite quote from the show
- finally
- When you come across someone who watched Futurama but it wasnt their favorite show.
- What about her BREASTS?
- Dwight Schrute
- One of the best episodes!
- Hey! Hey! Hey! You idiot. Golden ticket.
- Cool detail I noticed in 6x06
- The Feeling When You Make Your First Community GIF
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- Gilmore Girls
- Miles OBrien Inner thoughts.
- Friends
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Below Deck
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- Hey, Moe, this liquor license expired in 1973 and its only good in Rhode Island. And its signed by you.
- Lenny and Carl
- One of the best openings...
- Brandishing your buttocks is only getting me angrier!
- The USA declares independence from Great Britain,1776
- Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to Alive.
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Bahahaha
- It’s hard for us to leave when you’re standing in the way mom
- Uh, lets see...Ill have...one...uh...
Dear Sheldon and Penny (Shenny), Knock knock knock, Penny? Knock knock knock, Penny? Knock knock knock, Penny? Sheldon, from the moment you first knocked on Pennys door, I knew you both will have something special. From being poles apart to becoming each others best friend, you guys came a long way. What you both had was something that people crave for, a friendship so pure and warm that you melt in its happiness. Penny, when you told Sheldon There was a time when I never would have been friends with someone like you but now, you are one of my favorite people, I cried a little. Your friendship is so overwhelming that every time I see you both together, I crave that relationship with someone. When Sheldon fell sick and was vulnerable you took care of him like his mother, even rubbed VapoRub on his chest. That was the first time we heard soft kitty, a song that comforts not only Sheldon but us too. You always treated Sheldon like your little brother who often needed a direction when lost. You, Dr.Sheldon Lee Cooper are indeed, like Penny would put it one of those beautiful minds and genius guys, but what she didnt say was that you have the purest heart covered with a bit of narcissism, okay not a bit, a lot, but you always wanted the best for your friends. Like the time you sneaked into Pennys apartment and asked her to not hurt your friend under the name of homeostasis. That was the most real form of love for your friend and that too without you even realizing it. You had a heart of gold. CONTINUED IN COMMENTS... #writerscommunity #writings #writersofindia #writinglife #writingsociety #writeups #writingprompts #wordpress #wordgasm #words #openletter #tbbtforever #tbbt #tbbtfan #tbbtedit #tbbtquotes #tbbtfamily #tbbtcast #tbbtpenny #sheldoncooper #sheldonandpenny #sheldon #pennypennypenny #bigbangtheory #writinginspiration #writeitwithsiyahi - @nuancesofchrysanthemum on Instagram
- Dance Moms best friends
- What about Krustys partially gelatanated non dairy gum based beverages
- The Kids menu is on the beak
- And his favorite pokemon is pikachu.
- When the captions perfectly cover up someones face
- Great dating advice I should say
- With our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we pay only three dollars a year.
- Ready to celebrate Bastille Day
- Nursing Students
- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- Hellllllloooooooo...that sounds like a PIG FAINTING!
- Im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.
- DIABETIC LIVING
- One of my favorite Dean moments and it only lasts 10 seconds. Darcy youre sick.
- Hey moe, wanna smell my flower?
- Can I get an ID on Georges Shoes?
- Interhouse relationships be like
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- What is your spaghetti policy here?
- How Redditors think Gold works
- MEIRL as a small business owner who hasnt had real time off in 15 years. Probably going to lose everything.
- Internal medicine Doctor
- This is one of my favourite quotes from this show
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Amazing detective work,Macklin
- Broken Pictures
- @criminalsimpsons on Instagram
- One of my favorites Holts moments
- Lingerie football
- THATS IT! Im going to march right up to Al, and say STEVE! I mean, AL!
- And Lisa, I guess this is the time to tell you ... youre adopted and I dont like you. BART!
- Dear Neighbor. You are my brother. I love you. And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom.
- That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters.
- BOY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND
- Tonight’s debate in a nutshell
- Serenity now!!!
- I was more animal than man!
- Sir. Uh, hello, sir. Yes. You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife...
- Well, its 1AM. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- I say we fill Michaels office with Bees.
- You guys I never cry 😢...
- Always Sunny Advice
- Single Girl problems
- Even when hanging up on him, Jim still manages to make Dwight look stupid xD
- How did this happen?
- So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same colour in the end.
- I always say this to my girlfriend when we drink anything 😂
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- Hopper being Dad (a father figure)
- Someone tell me, why is Walter wearing his glasses like this in S:9 Episode 9.
- Crowley SPN
- We can be religious stuttering army carnies who love Jesus!
- Derek and meredith
- 90210
- When the customer who took the last packs of toilet paper refuses to give you any
- Parcs and Rec
- Ink master
- Ooh, whats with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a floggin?
- Some B99 content to spice up your feed!
- EMSK: If you’re asking friends to help you move, have everything packed and stacked and ready to be loaded before they show up. Pay them with food and drinks. You should be completely ready to go even if you hire company movers, because you pay more the longer it takes to get you moved.
- Conversation after 4 weeks quarantined with the same people
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel
- Ahhhhhh Ryan Ryan Ryan
- Your boos mean nothing. Ive seen what makes you cheer. [OC]
- Rick and Morty
- Deep Brain Stimulation
- Gilmore Girls
- Captain holt had some really awesome one-liners this season
- Ann landers is a boring old bitty
- I really do think Nate is my favorite “secondary” character. He’s simply hilarious.
- The queen of pokies
- Gastric Band Hypnosis
- Guilty as charged
- Capt. Raymond Holt of the 99th precinct
- Actual footage of me waiting for yet another APK to build.
- Weird flex but ok
- Oh my, what is that smell? ...oh, its you
- Happy Birthday Kaitlin Olson (Aug 18). Enjoy your cake!
- Miranda Bailey
- Big bang theory memes
- Laugh Suppression: A daily struggle for working Redditors
- Close enough ig
- Comedy TV Shows
- When I tell you I cackled...
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- Meredith und derek
- From Brooklyn Nine Nine. The Holt-Wuntch relationship is a goldmine of petty bitchiness
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- Bad Milfs - Mya Mays & Yasmine de Leon
- r/moviedetails, región 4: en la sexta temporada de Community, el bar donde trabaja Britta tiene una piñata del Chavo del 8 en una esquina.
- In Season 6, Episode 21, Dr. Goodnsexy mistakenly calls Fry Lars, thats because he worked with her as Lars in the Head Museum before.
- It took me 5 times of watching B99 to notice details like this but that is what i love the show for😂 Also Terry indeed has impressive hearing
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine stills of Gina throwing Terrys yogurt (example in comments)
- Please bring back chubby Terri #nips
- Grey’s Anatomy
- Birth Stories with The Happiest Doula
- “Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” “You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.” “Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?”
- Acupuncture , Plastic Surgery
- Epic & Private it is
- I would not trust Tom Haverford as my doctor lol (As seen on Scrubs)
- Maura Isles
