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- Hi, Lisa! Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Eric Theodore Cartman TBC
- My boss informed me that we have VIPs visiting today, and that they need to see model employee conduct. I couldnt help but be reminded of the Simpsons.
Praying Cartman lol
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- Let’s not forget the most important character guy incognito
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- Mallory is a horrible mother and person and yet I still like her more than Edie...
silly little goober i made
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- Gahhhhhh. Oh, hello, Mater! Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known youd pull through and live for another five decades? Oh, is my face red!
XD - Cartman
- Red McArthur ladies and gentlemen
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Cartman | Halloween
- Just learned about this today, never knew Bender had a cameo on Family guy.
he giving me that stanky look.💀
- Pop Gossip
Cartman crying
- Homer?? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
Cartman crying
Cartman pfp!!333333 :p Made by me :3
- Alvin and the Chipmunks
Cartman icon #2
Eric Cartman icon
- Holiday Spirit 🤣🤣
𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 - 4/4
he giving me that stanky look.💀
- Shut up, Meg
Eric Cartman icon
Cartman icon 1/3
- Hold out your stockings kids!
- “Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a Golden Retriever. Or something.”
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- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
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- Family Guy has a new mayor in town - Sam Elliot joins the cast for Season 19.
- Mortys Sticky Gizz
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- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- Dear Mr. President: there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.
- Uh, excuse me! Do you know where I can buy some, uh ... drugs?
- Hello. If youre watching this one it means they didnt cut the rope when I climaxed, as a result I am now dead.
- Slurms MacKenzie, The Original Party Worm
- The Christmas that almost wasnt but then was
- People after being fired/laid off due to covid.
- Me after Aldo Masvidal Holloway Paige wins UFC251
- I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.
- Walk through the wall, i will remove it for you.... later.
- Well, I would suggest, Mr. Vanocur, that if you knew the President, that... that was probably just a facetious remark.
- Oh look! Its the 12:00 robot parade. Hurry up or well have to wait for the 12:05 parade.
- To get into the Christmas spirit, who remembers this fucking unit?
- One of my favourite cut aways on family guy to date 😅
- Cartoons
- Oh my god, hes killed the original Alfalfa!
- Hello? Mrs. Pommelhorse? ᴵᵈ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵈᵒʷᶰ ᶰᵒʷ⋅⋅⋅
- I had this saved in my hard drive for quite some time now
- Well, Seymour, it seems weve put together a baseball team, and Im wondering, whos on first?
- But I...I was sure it was a phony excuse, I mean it sounds so made up, yom...kip...pur
- We could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who til the cows home. And lets just say were both wrong and thatll be that. Now how bout a hug?
- Very versatile template INVEST before it’s too late!!
- BLURSED MOOMINS! (credit: my friends instagram)
- The only good part about the sun setting so early in winter.
- Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
- Look, this girl is making out with a baby, a nude baby!
- It was in this moment, Cartman finally understood what the song “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” meant.
- 10 bucks! $2! $7! $4! $5.50! $10! Sold! Sucker... I wouldve gone to $15 easy. I am so stupid. *puts gloves on* Awesome.
- Come see Bottomless Pete, natures cruelest mistake. Come for the freak, stay for the food!
- Anyone else love Hey Arnold as a kid?
- Living in New Jersey Right Now
- Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Batman? I aint messing with no caped crusader.
- Although it seems pretty clear that my client committed murder, I would consider it a personal favor to me if you found him not guilty
- In the new SP episode Basic Cable Scott turns to Eric for dating advice and because of Eric’s relationship with Heidi Eric gives him the best advice.Also I hope Heidi is in this episode :)
- Ow! My freaking ears!
- Im a good...work...guy.
- Its not just a bug, its the queen of something!
- Blursed Lois Griffin
- Who would have thought a whale could be so heavy? *gasp* Cheese it, the Feds!
- Peter: All he needs is a good old-fashioned game of Hot Breath Telephone. *(Measles)* Stewie: AHHHH
- blursed white apu
- Is this scene from a real episode and if so which one? I’d like to watch it.
- Man that tramps got the energy of a hobo. Yeah and he never stops punching, except to check on his bindle.
- Do Finn and Jake have... A Poop knife?
- Leela, Im shocked. Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash!
- 900 dollar-idoos!?! Tobias!!
- If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace.
- Despite its criticism, South Park is the only show to depict an actual a cripple fight
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- I caught this while watching a recent episode of Adventure Time, and thought I would share
- Oh Whacking Day, Oh Whacking Day.
- Maybe this one’s gonna skip over 3 and 4...
- Anyone missing jolly-ol’ Pip Pirrip?
- Family Guy Season 10 Episode 2
- Did this freak anyone else out?
- Sideshow Bob (Ross)
- Blursed candice
- I am Lugash.
- Cant Live Without Music
- Hey Lenny, sending some outgoing mail?
- Yarr, Im not attractive.
- My mommas so poor she can’t afford to fly off the handle so she gotta go greyhound off the handle
- Hellllllloooooooo...that sounds like a PIG FAINTING!
- Planet Express
- American dad
- Pizza delivery for I.C. Wiener
- Its time to kick some back!
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- Brickleberry
- I just noticed that Stan and Kenny saw their creators Matt and Treys movie Baseketball
- Maggie Simpson sharpened up and ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
- Oh, SideSHOW Bob
- Hello Dean, you are a stupid-head!
- Bogeys air speed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk.
- Please Dont cancel Earth.
- Inflammable means flammable? What a country..
- No children, no. Your education is important. Roman numerals, etc. Whatever. I tried.
- Not even pewd’s chair is original content... The Simpsons did it first
- Father maxi is just too much
- THIS ACT IS OVER.
- Butters is the best of us. His heart is the size of Colorado... yet he gets mad enough to say something about it. Do you know what I am saying?
- When the sun gets to here, we can drink again!
- Weve syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
- Cocaine and dollhouses - I dont get it
- Big City Greens
- Let’s face it. This is what the kids in Thailand needed. If Bender was there, they would have been saved a week ago.
- Breaking bad
- The most depressing episode of The Simpsons is “Crepes of Wrath.” As a child I had trouble watching it.
- Today, 23 years ago. South Park premiered the first episode Cartman Gets an Anal probe... Happy Birthday SP!
- We need some more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
- Proof that cartman is not big boned.
- You bad-mouthed Macgyver, didnt you?
- Jimbo realising hes gay because he doesnt get beeped for saying fag is one of my favorite jokes ever
- Cant they get a pole for that sign?
- Im A Lonely, Insignificant Speck On A Has-been Planet Orbited By A Cold, Indifferent Sun
- When its Wednesday but there is no new South Park tonight
- What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
- I would like to get down now.
- I laughed at this scene so hard, and its my first time watching Im on season 15 now, and boy do i love this show
- Front facing Brian
- The real reason the toilet paper is getting all bought up, it’ll be the trees next!!!
- And Linda Carter wasn’t actually here?!
- Hi-dilly-ho. Welcome to your new home, neglect-areenos
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- Blursed_Thomas
- If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldnt need an egg timer. Youd need an egg calendar! Oh thats right. I went there.
- The mid 90s with Life with Louie. I loved this show.
- “Hey fellas, good news! I found an extra 75W bulb lying around”
- Family Guy
- Better turn on the ol’ Wiggum charm
- Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito
- Shocked Grim from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
- Hockey goalie with Confederate Flag mask - From a 2017 video game called Old Time Hockey
- When the squad finally gets their stimulus money
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- Jasper should be the next debate moderator....
- Adventure Games for Kids
- Peter Griffin
- Memes Simpsons
- “Who the hell cast Tom Hanks in this?! Tom Hanks cant act his way out of a nutsack!“
- Seahorse house houses underwater water pistol
- I found you
- Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito
- TIL Jimbo is Randys half brother (same mom, different fathers) I always assumed he was Sharons brother.
- And yet again south park predicted the future
- Cant stop laughing at this freeze frame
- I think Stan should be tho only one in the stadium because he’s to only bronco supporter
- Class please! If you dont learn Roman Numerals, youll never know the dates certain motion pictures were copyrighted.
- This iconic style of peeling
- In You’re Getting Old, Kyle and Eric both have iPod Touch’s while Kenny has a Shuffle because he’s poor.
- “SOUTH PARK IS AN UGLY, HORRIBLE, CYNICAL SHOW! IT TEACHES US TO NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING!”
- I can’t be the only one who wants a tegridy randy plush, right?
- Life on the rim can be quite unfair
- r/GetMotivated
- Me and fry do the same thing at home
- I just noticed that Randy Marsh did not have eyebrows in the first season.
- cursed_adventure time
- But, Marge, that little guy hasnt done anything yet. Look at him. Hes going to do something and you know its going to be good.
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- I cant read the subtitles bc the shirt is white
- Actual proof that Rachel Dolezal played professional basketball.
- I Can Shout You Name Louder!! JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE 😃
- Oh you dont have to take your shoes off, our house sucks
- AppStore
- When you accidentally click on an Youtube AD once and the google algorithm makes your life a living hell
- there needs to be an episode just about mr. poopybutthole. anyone else agree?
- Marshall lee adventure time
- Quagmire after seeing a porno about Lois
- robot tattoo
- Industrial Safety
- Regular show knows whats up
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- I havent seen any so I decided to make an Among Us meme about South Park.
- In Free Willzyx, Token wears whiteface instead of blackface. This is objectively hilarious.
- ZZZZZZZAp!
- Only one actor could have pulled off this role.
- Send in.... the clowns.....
- Youve Got A Friend In Me?
- Marge Simpson
- Do us a favor, invent yourself some underpants!
- No one talking about it here so I memed it hate it or love it idc
- I am a washing machine. Do what I say
- Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn!
- Blursed_Joe
- Eleanor, weve got to do something about this depression
- This is a behind the scenes production photo signed by Matt and Trey.
- Anytime Butters runs in to yell “FELLAS! FELLAS!”, you know you’re in for a classic.
- Smithers, Im home. What...already? Yes.
- Possibly my favorite shot in the whole series
- Cartman -v- Bart
- The FBI director American needs
- Relax, bitch... try some gummy bear surprise!
- Hopefully this weather will help people stay inside
- Its all over people! We dont have a prayer AHHHHHhhh
- Everone else gets white egg, but Token gets black S9E10
- Summer camp island
- Needs more Cartman Family
- Cortei o cabelo, gostaram ?
- un-zipping... Homer, no!
- See my Vest!
- And that is how I became your mother
- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON
- I tried to make adult versions of the characters
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- Now Butters, we dont know exactly what is that girls do at their slumber parties. But if they start, you know, lezzing out, just roll with it.
- It’s like a walrus flossing!
- Eleanor, weve got to do something about this depression...
- I Summoned Biggie Smalls. The Hip-Hop Rapper!
- Up yours, children
- Was watching South Park and found a WoW reference i never noticed before
- When youre alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go ACK...DOON TOON
- Happy Halloween from Blockbuster!
- Lobsters live at the bottom of the sea.
- Blursed_Simpsons
- Where are you off to, sweetie? Are you gonna go see 3 movies in a row so it seems like youre out doing something?
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- Not sorting by new? Youre a slave Morty
- The time between the Simple Minds song Dont you forget about me (released 20Feb1985) and Luck of the Fryish (aired 11Mar2001) is now shorter than the episode aired date and present date. This show is now closer to the 80s than to present day, and still holds up nicely!
- South Park predicted the apathy we would feel at the end of Game of Thrones
- This sums up my lockdown experience
- That time Peter reached out to current trends for easy karma
- You know Its some real shit when this guy shows up.
- Invest in the Simpsons!
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- Pretty much.
- 1 more week
- No ones gonna talk about this? Could it be hinting at a future plot that lasts multiple episodes where Peter and Lois divorce?
- Emmy Award Winning series
- An accurate depiction of me tomorrow
- Remember how I got Milhouses picture on Americas Most Wanted?
- Heres a blow-dryer and some rattles to play with, theres the Drano in case theres a clog, soaps next to the radio and towels are on the roof
- Ive had to go buy stuff with 0% down and no payments for two years myself. I didnt have parents to go do it for me like you do!
- “Well, God said I could walk just once. I was saving it for Susies wedding day, but...”
- Im presidential Peter, interns think Im hot. Dont care if youre handicapped, Ill still park in your spot, cant touch me.
- Im not going to tell you again, Eric! It is time for night-night!
- MRW when you get that realllly good orgasm where you get a Charlie horse, almost pop a blood vessel in your eye and squirt in your bed, and in the after glow you just think to yourself : was it worth it?
- Am I the only one who feels a little sorry for this guy? Sure, he steals jokes, but he has to piss in a plastic bag.
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- Alamo for nothing
- My favourite Butters moment not saying anything about the drone and just watch his dad slowly going insane.
- I love the fact Kyle feels the need to wear his yarmulke on top of his hat.
- Suggestion: Allow us to use the elder maul to take out the wall between the kitchen and living room to give us an open concept
- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel...
- If you were wondering Peter’s credit card number is 4999 1818 1004 6424
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- So THAT’S why that girl added snacks to her milk in the behind the scenes video!
- Well Im all for rescuing the kids, but I wish you hadnt sawed off my roof
- You dont have to be lonely at Farmersonly.com. It doesnt say whites only, but yeah.
- When you check your online banking after a night of lovely pints
- What is Hermes doing? (Art Goof)
- Bernard was Covered in Things and Places
- Congrats to Joker on gaining 11 Oscar noms. One of the best movies of the 21st century so far and the best film of 2019.
- The South Shall Rise Again!
- That time Quagmire punched Cleveland so hard he knocked his mustache off.
- Blursed g r i f f i n
- Is there anywhere i can get this sweater?
- Could someone send me a png of this guy? (Old design not the new one)
- Picture that you can hear.
- Well I’m in Japanese prison lord, Japanese prison got me down, well I’m in Japanese prison lord, won’t be long here my eyes are round
- Well, sure. Its not my job to talk people out of killing themselves
- The new Reddit gold icon is Noticeably F.A.T’s chain from Futurama
- You know the biggest irony? The people who complain that the Whites are an attack on white people are acting exactly like the Whites.
- Aesthetic cartoons
- Mermaid tails for kids
- Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
- I never before noticed the Professors little smirk after he shoots Hitler.
- This is Les Bos!
- Lil Nas is Peter ?
- arody Nighthawks
- They all look so cute.
- The window lights in the background on the 3 houses equal to a full house with all lights on, but not one house has the same light on.
- He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
- Cleveland show
- Aliens in the background :O
- Oh, uhh ... BARNEY!
- Butters dad was on the jury when Chef was being sued in Chef Aid
- Saddest and happiest moment in South Park, this picture brings tears and joy to my eyes.
- I know its stupid, but I generally hope that this kid is doing okay and has some real world friends now.
- Tonight Im going to suck
- Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.
- I dream of Jesus. What a brilliant way to introduce the character 😂. Working in a record store.
- For the first time in my life, people werent laughing at me, they were laughing towards me.
- Bernard was Covered in Things and Places
- Happy Fathers Day to my favorite TV Dad
- If you turn this screencap from Family Guy upside-down, the people im the crowd look bored instead of sad.
- The fuck is this? This scene cracks me up every time.
- Soos in his breakroom.
- In south park’s original pilot, cartman originally had a father and sister of his own, but they were eventually removed, this was the only scene these characters were ever in
- tsst!
- Something is not right here...
- Lol
- I wish we got to see more of this guy
- Bernard was Covered in Things and Places
- Bojack-Nighthawks
- Stewie would be 21 now, I feel old
- Fuck the chinese government!
- Stan.. Stan! What is minecraft and how do you tame a horse in it?
- Birdbox (2018)
- Bernard was Covered in Things and Places
- For some reason, seeing Cartman at this angle makes me laugh so hard
- This is one of the saddest South Park episodes ever.
- California Super Cool To The Homeless
- I was just watching something you can do with your finger s4 ep9 and have noticed a sneaky alien in the photo in the back. Is this a good find ???
