𝐇𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐚

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- For some reason, I don’t believe him..




- The only strap this white kid has is a boot strap

Angel dust ❤

Love me, believe me


Feeling the love! 🥰 . . . . . . . . #humbled #blushing #love #flattered #solucky #bless #thankyou - @lisaloveschocolate on Instagram

get me a friend (boyfriend) like jason

Best dad in the universe 🥹❤️


- Get off my lawn!

😇

me aww good morning them were late


- Instagrams algorithm is on point

wifiskeleton

co / horrere


- Those are amateur numbers.




- Big chungus approves




- This shit in $60 e-books...

⭑pico ( 1/2 )

Danger au thavel circle bloomie


- They still gon do it

Kuki shinobu

CUTECORE SHAKE _


- 1 star review on pewds minecraft series on IMDB. It has one 8 star, one 9 star and 81 ten stars

Ryuko Matoi

Goofy Ahh Pictures: Hilarious Moments Captured! - Best Wallpaper HD


- Me irl

Hellokitty reaction pic

Mr Trance icons


- Heard


Love geto


- I called out a repost on r/ilikethebred and he private messaged me back this picture 8 times

Skeleton

sunkel matching


🚨 pay attention 🚨 #blacklivesmatter #blackouttuesday - @kill_alters on Instagram

• _________ •

just a chill guy tryna save the city


- Every time I wanna binge a show


𐑺 ‧₊˚ class of 09 emily


- Hel🅱️ ive fallen and I can’t get up! 😤😤

Bees Character Maker

🎀— “Try to grow a spine 3” •


- The internet needs Michael Scott.


- Hes 100% serious


- Marvel avengers movies


- This needs to die


- Not quite, Donny.


- Spread the word to every Subreddit


- Fake page started as planting a tree for every follower changed to this to gain real instagram followers.. Can we all report it


- So thats why they be so stuck💯


- Yet another article that achieves nothing but waste time


- People like this


𝗱𝗶𝘀·𝗼𝗿·𝗱𝗲𝗿 /ˌdisˈôrdər/ noun 1. a state of confusion.𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 Essentialism is the view that every entity has a set of attributes that are necessary to its identity and function. We’re all out here praying for Kanye - here’s an emergency reader on chaos theory, essence, and disorder available now on our site. Hope this gets you through these messy ass times...where the fuck is Kim? - @cassandra_press on Instagram


- Billy Smith, you sexist little shit


- Must’ve been how Osama felt


- Thought I found an article detailing a Danganronpa (Japanese murder mystery visual novel game series) port for the Nintendo Switch. Turns out it was a shitty prank article site.


- Saw this comment and thought I’d share it with you lot😂


- I guess thats that boys.


- This ain’t the way to do it, chief.


- Real friends fake friends


- [Image] Spread Positivity whenever possible, you don’t know who might need it


- What would you rate the Zayt vs. Bizzle situation ? I think Im gonna have to agree with Balla here.


- FBI open up


- Errrr....


- Monopoly: ISIS Edition


- Ticket notification... only if you opt-in to spam


- RIP Bloodraven


- Damnit Texas


- Update: Daniel Sturridge got his dog back


- So exactly how much pot did you smoke?


- Avengers / Marvel


- blursed_ad


- Jan saving lives one beer at a time


- EB shop owner is upset people clock out and go home at the end of their shift


- Everyone is telling her to just go anyway, because old people are overvaccinated. Klassy.


- Apple automatically turning on iCloud backup despite clearly not having enough storage available, so they can try to sell you iCloud storage


- How about f*cking no?


- Facebook blocks news about Facebook security breach


- 3-0 since.... BLESS THIS MAN


- Niveau de Putaclic astronomique.


- Because nobody will take you seriously as a reviewer if you don’t properly cite Socrates


- Ummm


- She also constantly complains about her weight and asks people to send her money for food


- Shes Conceited


- Sarcasm, whats that?


- Informed delivery in a nutshell...


- How about no. And also fuck you.


- I will never support your website ever.


- Low Quality Meme


- 45 year old trying to pick up a 22 year old


- A local artist gets copystriked with a tutorial of his own song. Ridiculous.


- Warner & Sony Music pulled a video that was 6 years old and no music was used


If you truly believe that all lives matter then stop facilitating the end of black ones. We need to stand up https://www.change.org/p/mayor-jacob-frey-justice-for-george-floyd - @trumanblack on Instagram


- This poor guy


- Bonus points as this insane person posted a video of another insane person.


- Poop cock gang


- In case some of you may not have known...


- Error Negative


- Do it, bet you wont


- WE MUST NOT GIVE UP!! PLAY IT WITHOUT SOUND WHEN YOU CANT LISTEN TO IT


- Something important 🤔


- At it again


- “KSI’s SoNGs KeEpS GetTiNG WoRSe”


- Who cares?


- It is an important update for their profits


- During times like this, this is a wonderful and unexpected but welcome treat. Thank you Tolkien estate and Andy Serkis! 😘👌


- Make an official app for Windows phones, or go fuck yourselves.


- Absolute galaxy brain on my friends list


- This epic comment


- Cop files false reporting stating he was shot at instead of accidental discharge


- Supporting the NFL = Traitors?!?!?


- Why do people like this exist?


- But they had no Es...


- Modern problems require modern solutions


- blursed_rating


- Actual why dae a dae this??


- so strange


- Bipartisan Opposition


- MEANWHILE ON FACEBOOK


- So, my friends younger sister made a channel


- Keem is probably having a panic attack right now, but he should remember


- FTFY


- Because without dry cleaning how will you survive this apocalypse?


- Um Wrong place buddy..?


- How is that even possible


- Blursed_definition

Best comment on @YouTube EVER ? This went nuts on my Insta Stories so thought I’d share it here 😂😂😂 #petrolped #youtubecomments - @petrol_ped on Instagram

- Justin Gaethje responds to Conor wanting a Khabib rematch

- Yes that is weird

- Office saves lives!

- Subscribe to PewDiePie

- True hacker

- And revert the caber and bison while you’re at it http://chng.it/5Qw7FnCpfx

- Thoughts?

- I think I peaked

- Whoops! Didn’t mean to deny your mortgage application while purchasing low income housing credits! Our bad.

- Got that same question

- With ALL CAPS and totally/ messed!! up, punctuation ,, I wonder if the comment is trustworthy

- C’mon fam I’m bulking

- This pain seems familiar

- Wow ! Think before dealing with the biggest fandom

- cmon nvidia

- it be like that tho

- Should be banned from flying on every airline after serving the sentence for assault

- Customers be thinking we are interested in their life...

- Gotcha folks

- Clickbate

- Oh I’d be out of there immediately

- No help from grandma

- The Printer should be busy until January.

- But seriously tho, what was the comment?

- Guess the Sub

- Funny black memes

- Lol epic own xD

- Scam post on YouTube please dont reply [Misc FD]

- An article about climate change on sciencealert carries an advert for “oil delivery”

- So they really were using bots...

- Made me laugh so hard

- Is this good enough for the homo mods

- Shes the one

- InTensE BaTtle

- I can’t dislike this video

- I hosted a picture on Tinypic four years ago and its been so long that theyve recycled the URL and my handmade purse is now a picture of a car.

- 9 year olds unleash

- Im feeling bad for the 3%

- Wow he did no movement on the pictures

- THIS SHIT

- Thats not how this works, grandma. Thats not how any of this works.

- This happened in India, this is so inhumane :(

- People like this

- No caption needed

- Karate man

You know what tha fuck going on 🤣🤣😭 - @daddyjimmy on Instagram

- Top Minds of T_D believe feminism turns women into lesbians, and having good men in your life means feminism isnt necessary at all.

- I knew Dover created some big ones but damn /s

- Never forget the Chuck E. Cheese Bitcoin scam.

- Yeah sure its a good recommendation now let me click on it and not have to take a stupid survey to do it.

So many people to thank. @martinscorsese_ thanks for pushing me over the edge. And of course the great @samuelljackson . Humbled . (Also “new report”? Lol what team of scientists cracked this one?). Lots of love ❤️ - @jonahhill on Instagram

- His “not so sane side”

- Please noah!

- Nice recommendation youtube

- The only good presidents are the ones who run the imaginary utopias

- Well! Thats black moms for you!

- This app forces you to receive emails from them, in order to register

- The scary part is this candle sold out in hours, I hope it was washed.

- Moms digs history memes!

- Discussing bingeing television in an article outlining binge eating recovery.

- Day bew

- Is this trivial?

- cursed_honor

- Its going to miss Earth by 5 million km, and its only (at max) 42ft in diameter. It would instantly burn up in our atmosphere.

- Some would say

- Well guys, looks like we lost. It was a good run while it lasted.

- If you take more than 90 seconds at an atm you’re a maggot

- Uuuuuuuum yeah... I wouldnt be so sure about that one, Oxford.

- This picture the Evening Standard choose to use for a shooting victim

- Cashier submits to every customer’s whims -whole store explodes in applause

- Coincidence i think not!

- This guy needs suscriders!

- 720k came from his income as a freelance web designer, but title makes it seem like something more clever

- The social media buttons hide the close text button, and take up 30% of the page

- He penetrated me with his fingers - Tara Reade referring to Joe Biden

- You better pump that depression up

- Pretty accurate

- Defendant in court “moonwalked” past family whose son he stabbed

- Taking shots at Markiplier and JackSepticEye too. Who approved this article?

- I wish you sonicared about my sleep habits

- Seriously, Facebook. Seriously? [PIC]

- Cursed_WakeUp

- I’m a huge fan

- Vermin Supreme is starting to look like a viable option now.

- Cork University Hospital is on lockdown with unconfirmed reports of a man in his 40s with covid-19. ( patient did not travel abroad )

- Okay

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - @nikeadidasshirt on Instagram

- Big brain time

- Ahh yes, Cables make a difference but Damping not?

- Say no more, its time to vote.

- Its ok. He was a cop.

- Her newsfeed is a gold mind of trashy.

- Serial “licker” charged with terrorism!

- Book problems/fandoms

- My 4th post here I think

- A swedish plumber might be able to get in.

- Good Guy Julian

- Oh fuck off, Twitter and let me just follow when I click Follow

- Netflix got no chill

- I can’t do this shit no more.

- After you reach $999 million, you get a trophy that says “I won capitalism” and any additional money goes to schools and healthcare

- Yes Id like to abandon receiving multiple daily spam emails.

- That time Nick Cannon wrote a diss track for Eminem and his biggest insult was him not being someones biological father. And Em didnt even respond.

- Fare Well Floyd

- Florida man strikes again

- What an absolute REBEL!

- Say what now

- Rip Juice Wrld. You will be missed 😞

- Two years ago today we got the greatest vindaloo track of all time

- Must be a Karen

- POS believes victims shouldn’t fought back against rapists

- We had a prophet in 2006

- My Mom took the L on this one.

- Roses are red

- Uh oh gamers

- When your mom tells you Practise makes perfect

- me_irl

- Card declined at rehab

- Hip Hop Beef

- I gotta follow 2 pages to see one meme?

- Oh

- me_irl

- Fast paste

- Gatekeeping wearing tank tops! This guy is always doing this.

- How relligouis

- Goodbye, Old Friend

- This is such a light sentencing. Him and the judge are pieces of shit. Link to the story in comments.

- Iwas reading comments on uncontrollable and i found this lmao

- Is this format dead?

- Well this is something to think about.

Reader feedback of the day. I had inscribed into my #Figuring contract that I would do away with blurbs, but I’m now suddenly regretting not soliciting this one from John M. Im reminded, of course, of Chinua Achebes words to James Baldwin: “Those who tell you ‘Do not put too much politics in your art’… are the same people who are quite happy with the situation as it is… What they are saying is don’t upset the system.” - @brainpicker on Instagram

- This is gonna be rad

- Happy pi day

- Ever seen a police officer threaten a congresswoman because of satire? Now you have (Newsweek article in comments)

- 14 years old POS (he’s 20 now) raped then killed his own Math teacher inside the high school building

- Somebody talked! It’s not safe here anymore! They know it’s a joke.!

- Guy rapes and kills 19 year old after she ignored him. What a pathetic waste of air.

- Some more positivity here from the 9 year old at METRO :)

- All you had to say.

- Man accused of killing infant son, has 5 religions and balloons tattooed on his face.

- Guys? Can I get some comments? Guys?

- rules are made to be broken.

- What in the actual fuck?

- Someone shared this the other day and I just tried it today with devils food cake and a diet Coke can, holy moly was it good!

HOW CAN STEVO FINALLY HAVE HIS OWN SHOW WITH SNAPCHAT? A MAN GETS PREGNANT IN THE FIRST EPISODE. - @filthy_fellas on Instagram

Now come the reviews ✂️📰✂️🧮 The current print edition of @cinemascopemag has an in depth and thoughtful essay. Thanks for taking the time James Lattimer ✌🏾 - @ephraimasili on Instagram

- Real reason why tseries is almost winning

- The wedding present I bought for my friend just now arrived... 8 months after his wedding.

- I’d love to see the fake NHS letter she forged that led to her downfall. It’s probably a POS just like her.

- South Dakota just started an anti-meth campaign called Meth. Were On It.

- It’S CeNsORsHIp!!!

Happy to be a part of this ✊🏽 / @UKF #StandTogetherDnB “14 hours of the best drum & bass spun by some of the best selectors the scene has to offer whilst raising money for a great cause” Donation and event link in BIO #StephenLawrenceTrust - @maskmuzik on Instagram

- thank you youtube, Ive been wondering this for years!

- noah get the boat

- P O LY S IUC O N

- You’re parents must be very ashamed

- Now tell me you tryna be like me one more time my g, I dare you!

- Flashmob. Ihr benutzt dieses Wort. Ich denke nicht, dass es das bedeutet, was ihr denkt, was es bedeutet...

- companies not exploiting ocean resources optimally, government forced to act

- Fwd:THE GOOD TIMES

- I dont have ad blocker. I wouldnt even know how to get it on my phone

- NBC reported Usain Bolt tested positive for coronavirus by sharing a picture of Kevin Hart

- ....

- My respect for this man is 100

- Whoever have the go ahead for this to happen

- Gimme all your stuff bigot

- When theres the same information 4 times in the beginning of an article, just worded slightly different

- We forget the 4th choice: leaving

- ummm ok

- Is it a thing now?

- My wife said shes unfollowing people at a record pace the last few days on facebook and sent me this gem.

- 3 years of lying, shame on you jj

- Wouldn’t happen to a hydrohomie!

- Me_irl

- Now another celebrity died and more annoying youtubers we’ll make 3 am videos talking to a ghost of the celebrity is it because of money or what

- Well well

- Playing the old lets assault someone cause I dont agree with them game

- Maybe we owe him one... But I doubt it.

- So proud of my hometown

- For once, Im speechless

- She is so edgy and tough

- Haha same tho

- It’s been another hour, still nothing

- Theres a typo built into my smartphone

- [title protected]

- Can apple really remotely disable phones like this? What else can they do?

- 2 for 1. Crappy website’s constantly ripping content and the way the advert banner covers the website’s home button.

- This fucking disrespectful asshole clickbait headline

- Facebook is a breeding ground for this kind of crap

- Perfect example about how Indians dont even need a reason to get offended. The thing he said about the caste system was spot on lemme assure you! Its really fucked up, many of yall wont even believe it.

- Hello fellow kids!

- Guise, It was the Right Wing That Made You Hate the Pedo Series

- Took the words right out of my mouth

- Something happened, that made this warning necessary...

- We want back in mates

- Foul Play Not Suspected and this is why ACAB

- The Deji curse

- YEEZY, THE NEWEST BILLION DOLLAR BABY

- Kanye’s worst album is even better
