- Women pee out of their vagina
- Using a tragedy to help others
- Harry potter 7
- Can’t argue with Science
- Took awhile
- Who got xanies
- No fat chicks
- Are you a junior?
- While moms away...
- Women helping women.
- Bottomless self respect
- Get your sh*t together Kathy!
- where were you?
- The best country in the world
- A real insane one to change things up
- Bahahahahahah
- Almost poetry
- Real life problems
- meirl
- My boyfriend didn’t appreciate this one as much as I did 🤣
- This aint it, bro
- I’m so crafty, I make people.
Devastated and grieving. RIP RBG. - @cryskellogg on Instagram
- This joke has been stolen so many times I can’t even track down the person who made it
- Me_irl
- Trombones and Sandwiches
- Pew pew
- nose jobs are Eurocentric and misogynistic
- Famous People
- Couldnt have said it better myself
- This is worse than mildly infuriating, but Im gonna post it here anyway.
- plaese
- Hol up
- Though it was pretty creepy to imagine this has probably happened IRL.
- What its like living through a cyclone
- Snake Game
- It is deliciously funny
- get registered folk
- Gate keeping sweatpants and leggings
- Straight murder in daylight
- Stolen from fb, but fitting for here
- This is a sophomore at my high school
- Books
- This person threatens to kill an ex muslim because she dared to criticize Islam
- stupid big hat
- Oh no...
- As a woman, i always knock when i hear people having loud sex.
- Just say it in language you both speak then 🤦🏻♂️ Pure cringe
- Isle of the Lost
- Last thing you expect to see!
- Ope
- A cutting assessment
- George is basically a saint now, so he was probably a trans woman.
- Religious people, theres a limit!
- The naked truth about Its complicated
- Id be debt free in 5 second.
- How do I become this cool?
- Meirl
- Victoria doesnt cover the secrets.
- Conservatives
- Mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens Im arriving
- Oh baby a triple!
- It does suck... Ive had experience.
- Blursed homelessness
- So this happened...
- meirl
- Actual why dae a dae this??
- This is true
- 40%
- Its not like I actually wanted to read the recipe....
- Glad The Bible Is On Our Side 🥰
- meirl
- The Weatherwax Method
- Trump is doing to show us how to beat it...
- Dont even know where to start with this one
- Hows about them raptors?
- 6 S H I T I W A N T O N A T - S H I R T
- When a family crisis goes to Facebook
- Dating Tips
- Smh back to first grade
- Yeah go Hong Kong! Workers rights! Socialism! Unions!
- Cursed_Willy
- Weight Loss Solution
- I mean she isnt wrong
“This actually gets to a theme that I often weave through commencement addresses; that is, the concept of a “perpetual student.” I continually learn, even from people like yourself who are much younger than I.” Dr. Fauci is a genuinely good guy. - @good on Instagram
- it makes a difference for the animals
- Beauty myth
- Scared roomba seeks comfort of tumblrian
- This should be hilarious
- These jokers aint woke yet.
- Meirl
- but its true
- What a feeling
- Anyone care to guess?
- an unexpected twist
- Back Memes 7.0
- scottish tweets
- Does this count if it wss posted by a girl?
- even when the sky is gray, miss Roxxxy Andrews always finds a way to make it clear
- to walk on water...
- Please not today!
- This is so wholesome
- Fair point
- wearing a political hat and getting chirped = wearing a womens clothing and getting raped
- Gay men are jealous of strap on
- me_irl
- God bless the clitoris! 🙌
- Now if 6 turned out to be 9
- well that could have gone better
- Top minds of r/Conservative figure out what might perhaps be the most valid analogy
- Sky bird!
- Sure, buddy, sure. Thanks for looking out for all women.
- (OC) make it normal please.
- Yes this was an actual comment on a thread about vaccines
- Good luck...
- tough decision, ladies
- Fuckin belter
- He definitely has a point.
- Miracle whip n slide
- The truth will set you free
- We know why.
- How to fuck with someone academically: give them good grades for doing nothing.
- Slippery Nipples
- I dont think you should tell people that
- Typical queen behavior
- Don’t deface my history libs!!
- Found it on a friends FB page.
- Cant trust anyone !
- Holy juice
- Thankfully, she was promptly fired.
- me_irl
- you absolute dafty
- @seanmccorkle23 on Instagram
- Me: Why not both? [Shitpost]
- Stand up for ALL women
- I can confirm this is true.
- Suddenly. AND. Loudly.
- This gotta stop
- She deleted this right after the response
- Deep freezer DAMN
- While the wealthy cheat the system to the tune of trillions. Get ready for more of this bullshit once the deficit starts hurting. 💰🇺🇸
- Thats not how this works dependa.....
- By the same person who posted a list of demonically possessed elites (link in comment)
- Listen Brenda, no one believes you
- Straight from r/teenagers
- Ah yes, definitely a Karen
- Thank you
- Unfortunately I’m being controlled by something called Netflix
- Me_irl
- Dont even think about supporting gay rights unless you have a quirky hairstyle or weird piercings
- Oh you do, do you?
- Just 4 lines, big deal
- How does one....
- Meirl
- Or you know, his actions might have something to do with it.
- Known antivaxxer’s kid is always sick, but according to her other posts, her kids are never sick. Very confused?
- The most positive fortnite streamer speaks out against Optimus Prime in the game
- meirl
- Sad, true.
- Literally me the other day
- It’s Roseanne all over again.
- the feminists are coming
- Even playing ground
- All of them. Just absolutely fucking all of them. (Okay milk can stay)
- BEND TO MY WILL METAL SKY BIRD
- Daft old boot
- I dont know what I just read, but SOMEBODY is in trouble
- So wise
- Stane caul
- With the impeachment trial wrapping up, top minds go back to fighting against the conspiracies they actually care about.
- 2meirl4meirl
- THIS!
- I feel disgusted
- Optimistic
- I follow people with the wokest 8 year olds on twitter
- Growing up, my mom didnt care much for all of my random crafts I was into. But lately she has gotten really sentimental and all she wanted for her birthday was a blanket. I hand knitted it and she loves it so much.
- Highly Illegal circus full of enraged, knife wielding lab monkeys.
- What a nice guy!
- Literally a crime
- Explaining how burden of proof works is mansplaining.
- Mental how being called “gay” was the ultimate insult at school not that long ago
- When I step on the scale after Thanksgiving week and the lax week that followed it
- Come rain or shine
- Funnies
- Forbidden hydration
- Good girl Strong woman
- I feel you girl.
- Luckily the Bible makes it all clear to me.
- Close, but no cigar
- Got me worried about that baby
- Empathy has left the building!
- X-post from r/murderedbywords by u/perksofpam
Repost from the brilliant @hornyastrology - @sobcastthepodcast on Instagram
- I love Demi but Marissa, girl, you speak the truth.
- Help
- 17 Year Old Girl Discusses Her Cocaine Habit
- An interesting title
- Why the fuck would you tweet this?
- And in the USA, animal rights advocates can be charged with actual terrorism!
- Hastings
- Quaker Oats: Breakfast of The Illuminati
- Waterproof skin
- Jogging the rent DOWN!
- I have heard pineapple can help...
- It’s not a full-on ‘everybody clapped’ but it’s damn close.
- Can’t argue Charlie’s point
- Hes not wrong...that is a good dude.
- Day 69 of quarantine
- MOTHS??? But their so weak!!!
- Never bothered by cognitive dissonance.
- Funny
- I’m not sure who this is more of a clunker for.
- Never thought Id see one in the wild...
- Oh honey, no
- Forbidden Lime Syrup
- Didn’t know elephants could use Facebook
- The show
- This is so sad.
- Fuckin moonfruit
- Me_irl
- Limbs dropping like flys
- CPR saves lives 😜
- That conservative madlad Ricky Gervais just roasting libtards!
- Stupid people funny
- Round #2 of this lady...
- 35 year old man berates 16 year girl for having no mind of her own and breaking up with him.
- Hearing Impaired
- I hope they have an undressing room for this.
- You are welcome
- The gap
- Also have a bredrin we call tiny cause him shorter than everyone else 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
- Oh No! My White Rights! Theyre melting!
- Maybe Autopilot?
- *stomach rumbles*
- YEEZY YEEZY WHATS GOOD?
- Corvette Joker
- SLPT: Prove to your parents youre straight by talking about how much you enjoy the opposite sexs genitalia
- This twitter account has hundreds of thousands of followers by just posting drink water with some profanity.
- This is far too true
- Telling this to her mother
- Could picture the author grinning while typing that out, rightfully so
- What a Romantic, and What a Lucky Girl
- Fuck yes Socrates another banger this man just will not miss
- A Real Great Guy
- America explain
- to be taken seriously as a woman, you have to reject womanhood. sr its the law 🤷♀️/s
- Taking a delightful turn
- Practice
- Two of my Facebook friends shared this.... They are both grown adults.
- What song is she listening to
- This Guy Overdoses Monthly and Calls An Ambulance at Least Once A Month
- Hes a hersheys kiss
- I feel this in my soul...
- Not all heroes wear capes
- Finally a reason for being anti-vaccine I can agree with!
- The hard truth
- Apparently females born after ‘93 can’t do much
- Slept like a baby
- How about you glorify y-your... your mom!
- God’s plan
- Smart idea of the day
- God complex
- Every damn time! Some lesbians are cute as fuck honestly.
- Homlessness
- Yes
- Shes now turned to just unashamedly showing her racism.
- Conservative snowflake melts down over men using emojis
- Friends never forget
- A classic
- They really thought they did something
- Oooooof. Better luck next time
- Trains Uncle
- So true 💯
- If you were born after ‘93 you can’t have your own personality
- Bout to start just putting random things next to my dick for a fun size reference and other recommendations???
- You’re just jealous!
- It was a dirty delete
- No thanks, I like being a free elf.
- When your own sister doesnt understand the realistic problems facing today in joke form.
- gay culture
- Oh yes
- Cops are Pure Shit
- This is the world we live in
- Flushed my pancake
- What’s worse than being shot?
- Today I got an undercut pixie and realised I now look like a twink or lesbian depending on the viewing angle so this picture is now my life.
- Donald is Mine. Chosen Divine!
- Fwd:: I Agree
- Diabetes
- gatekeeping... water?
- This needs to be added to the 2nd Amendment
- Thanks I hate butterfly cock
- It’s hard
- Pretty sure its all there. (Saturday night starter pack.)
- Grandma doesnt want an educated country.
- DAMNIT WOMAN I TOLD YOU ITS KNIT!
- SNN is satirical - not that the locals seem to know it!
- LOL 😀
- Just living that poo life
- now show me jesus
