
- Poor Yuri


- Cheese puns work every time


- She said she’s a lawyer that loves merlot in her profile.


Color en Zoé Gotusso - Retrató en movimiento @zoegotusso Dir: @sepiatv en colaboración con @agosbruera DOP: @santicantillo Cc en colaboración: @maravillacolor Prod: @nikonschneider Realización @contenido.tv @sonymusicargentina #colorgrading #documentary #zoegotusso #sepiatv #kodakfilm #kodakshootfilm #kodak16mm #sonymusic - @alejandralescano_colorist on Instagram


- Took forever to get this shot but damn it feels good


- My little sister is trying to learn how to knit, and shes giving me a migraine


- blursed_yolo


- Here we go again.


- How to shut down a creepy DM 101


- I almost did not see it ..


- Update on when I sent the link to my girlfriend (someone posted it on r/oopsdidntmeanto and there a ton of people claiming it was fake so I hope this proves otherwise)


- Oof


- Exactly, so it’s not rape


Girls birthday weekend! @gregsworld thanks for the round! 🍹☀️😊 - @cnitkin on Instagram


- Kik is a goldmine for this subreddit


- Didnt even think I was worth more than $130, flattered


- 54 is perfect! 😍😍


- Uncomfy Levels at a 💫🧚 Bro thought this guy was Normal


- So I kicked this guy for not verifying then he tried to act tough which led to him saying he will kill me if he ever saw me but the only way he’d fight me is if he had a gun and was far away...


- Remind me not to piss her off


- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word


- God and a furry conversate. [PART 1]


- Four days till Daytona! Id say that four year old me is pumped


- Some one did well in English class


- Killing itself to be beautiful.


Sex with servant 💋 guys ! Kindly do send confessions that you have in your mind or that have happened in your life be it any kind of incidents such as sad,happy,love,naughty,wild,sex,desires,fantasies ! Feel free to tell 😌❤️ Privacy maintained 💯 !!! #kamakathaikal #tamil #tamilincestmemes #auntiesex #auntiesexyman #indiansexvideo #luststories #sexstories #tamilsexstories #tamilsexvideos #tamilkasamusamemes #tamilaunty #tamilsexymemes #indiansexymodel #indiansexytalk #indiansexiness #bestie #indianlesbian #kamam #kamasutra #indianlesbians #tamilhotcollections #navellover #bestiememes #girlbestiememes #tamilhotgirls #indianlesbiannovel #tamilhotactress #sex #bhfyp - @indianrealconfessions on Instagram


- Why wouldnt she want a real mans cock instead of her limp dick husband?


- *turns away blushing*


- ♬ You dont have to put on the red light ♫


- Our hotel has a polite virtual concierge.


- Finally figured out how to open with someone who doesn’t have a bio.


- Nick and Kurt at LGBT marches in Washington during 1993 and 2017


- Touché ...I have met my match here 🤣🤣


📷 - @netazamberg on Instagram


- after i move out, parents send me 7 days worth of medication so that i’ll have to see them again and refuse to give me back a car i paid for. “im sorry you feel this way.” (excuse bad cropping)


- I was playing 1 city challenge :(


- 10/10 girl matched with me, i assumed it was spam. Obv pro at tinder.


- My new babies :3


- I get messages from myself when I talk to Android users


- Creepy PMs: D&D edition!


- faith in humanity: lost


- Part 3 the end


- Unmatched, guess she didn’t have the means to satisfy me


- Happy birthday!


- I made my desert city into a fortress (Great wall + Uluru + Petra)


- Psychic powers


- me_irl


- Gifted my next door neighbor a loaf of homemade bread last night. Her response gave me a chuckle.


- NPC


- Please post CV below


- I can’t get rid of my spoons


- Despite all the stress, I married my best friend.


- For all the first timers out there who are nervous, so was my very good friend who I gave 2.5 grams (GT) of my homegrown to. These mushrooms are amazing guys❤️❤️🍄🍄🌈✌🏽☮️


- Acura NSX


- Curly does as curly wants


- If you search Jamberry on Facebook right now you’d think they all just died in the war or something


- bada bing bada boom


This, all day and all night. - @garryjmaclennan on Instagram


- Brought some new friends home! Any idea what this guy is?


- You think she’ll respond?


- Ive been with my wife 8 years. Married less than 1. Kingdom Hearts was there before her. I think this is fair.


- Been telling this girl train facts for the past few days. I love that my facts are appreciated.


- Am I getting too confident?


- I thought I heard my daughter wake up and start crying, so I texted my husband from the other room. Turns out he was watching some highlights or an interview.


- This shit actually worked


- It was interesting to me at least


- I ended it before it even started


- hmmm


- SGAG Stealing (and faking) posts


- Online dating is fun. ✨


- Im... Flattered?


- Whoops, someone forgot to backspace.


- couple


- Her profile said she was looking to marry rich


- Danny devito


- Isnt the appeal of MLMs to spend time with your kids???


- Curb stomp


- 25 y/o with shitty attitude gets fired and calls his former boss (with a job and a drug habit that he kicked 10 years ago) a loser.


- For context her bio was “only swipe right if you’re gonna hurt my feelings”


- I work at a tattoo shop, and my best friend who also works there just sent me this message from a conversation hes having with a potential client. Apparently this girl doesnt get the cencept of no means no.


- My brother got out of prison last year and has been living with my parents and paying rent, trying to save up to get his own place. My mom has mental illness stemming from meth use over 15 years ago. My brother brought a lady friend home yesterday and badness ensued.


- They do be ignoring the second part doe


- Maybe the best one liner I’ve ever come up with.


- Stalkerish?


- Smooth Scientist


- Beauty Quotes


- Troll with a burner account


- This can’t be a real person I’m talking to, right?


- There is something seriously wrong with this guy I’ve tried getting him kicked out of our friend group for behavior like this


- Speechless..


- Is that from Star Wars?


- Hotel of Ice in Romania: 8th Wonder of the World


- Shes 100% serious


- cool activities


- 1000 balloons marking 100,000 deaths from Covid-19 in Brazil


- She though she had the upper hand


- We hooked up awhile ago, matched on Tinder and this is her opener


- Is this when I run?


- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.


- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...

- Damn Joey

- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation

- It went over her head

- Reuploaded after realizing that I shoulda hidden her face

- I did nazi that coming.

- When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object in a culture war

- I swear to God I did not plan these pictures lol. I guess maybe some things just never change...

- He is 6000 miles away so I didn’t think he was actually going to go on a date with me

- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them

- I have no idea whats going on here

- Probably need a chiropractor after this one

- His response after I told him I’m not interested in him. The stench of entitlement is overwhelming

- Told him I went hiking and it went downhill from there

- My brother was playing and found this

- Age doesnt matter? The law and common sense would disagree.

- When youre copy pasta

- Whats the worst that can happen

a sweet summer film spam ☀️💛 - @sophia.davies on Instagram

- Catfish plays the most dangerous game... Catching other Catfish

- Normally I have the opposite effect on women

Alle Huldenbergenaren Beste ouders, grootouders, kinderen, senioren, jongeren, … grote en kleine helden! Hartelijk dank iedereen voor alle inspanningen die jullie doen om van deze gemeente een gemeente te maken waar je je veilig en beschermd voelt. We zijn goed bezig! We zijn met elkaar, op een of andere manier verbonden, we blijven bewust van deze moeilijk situatie en we maken er het beste van binnen de mogelijkheden. Als ieder, zoals nu, zijn steentje blijft bijdragen, geraken we binnenkort uit deze moeilijke situatie! Benieuwd welke SDG’s deze heldengroep in praktijk brengt? En wie de andere heldengroepen van Huldenberg zijn? Op www.duurzamegemeente.be ontdek je het allemaal. #duurzamegemeente - @3040huldenberg on Instagram

- Give a dog a bone

- A name that truly rolls off the tongue

- Thought I was onto a winner when I saw the toaster pickup line on here

- I thought responding as neutrally as possible would work. I guess I was wrong?

- When gentle rejection isnt acceptable...

- TBH I was just going to say that the description of the product was misleading and tbe pasta was not pink in color but they right away went with given me the refund.

It means everything to me to know that my clients are happy to have me as their wedding planner and according to their florist they LOVE me😊. How awesome it is that they are talking to other vendors about me and my work! What a blessing!!!! #whyidowhatido #weddingplanner #eventplanner #wedding #partyplanner #passion #businesswoman #bosslady #weddingwire #weddingplanning #planneraddict #mycalling #event #party #floral #florist #weddingindustry #events - @nephtaliedayevents on Instagram

- It’s not easy being green (in 30° weather).

- I’ve never spoken to him before . Calls me the wrong name then gives me permission to speak to him . I’m honoured

- I have no idea how they even got my number

- Yo dawg I heard you like clean energy

Ladies... we thought it was just the boys in NYC/HOB but I am sad to announce men in Ireland act the exact same way 😂#coronavirus2020 - @hobokendatingchronicles on Instagram

- Not perfectly balanced...

- Backstory: I forgot to wash the dishes my moms response to this was to hit me and kick me out of the house I threatened to call the police because she treats my 6 other siblings like this as well (physically and verbally abusing us) these were the messages that followed afterwards.

- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line

- blursed_face_swap

- My friend is onto a hot new ICO

- I love when I get set up to drop lines like these

- Damn man Lol

- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.

- Its going to be a good night...

- She’s a keeper

- I think I did one... To a girl I met on Tinder.

- How to take proper care of a succulents garden? (like on the image)

- please keep your dirty laundry far away from my feed pls k thx

- Ok lil sis I see you

- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D

- Wow my dumb rap actually worked

- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf

My baby - @wetwheels.auto.spa on Instagram

- The importance between then and than.

- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.

- Someone posted on our local yard-sale site 2 days ago requesting emergency help in fostering a dog for 2 weeks while a newly-homeless family waited to move into their new home. I, a complete stranger, offered to home this dog FOR FREE....and this is what I get.

- Panties accidentally left in bathroom

- Adventures in Online Dating.

- I am Izzy mom meet me today Tuesday

- Video games and chill?

- I think it’s a sign...

- Blursed_Sunset

- Shhhhh!....Maybe we can still fcku!

- backdrop

- I can’t. I fuckin can’t right now.

- Teaching the chatbot about Breaking Bad (pt.2)

- Hun tries to barter her products for professional lash extensions. Fails miserably.

- I’ve never met anyone with the name nys

- I take what I want

- I was wondering why 15 year old me deleted facebook... nice. pedophiles.

- While at war with France I built the Golden Gate Bridge to allow my land units easy passage

- @avazkxan8877 on Instagram

- You such a wanker

- 5sos fam

- So I’ve received hate mail for being involved in ganks, but I’ve never been sent hate for being honourable before xD Thoughts on this?

- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove

- I’m in Bois?

- I got Tinder two days ago. First guy I ever unmatched...

- Almost too easy

- I think I found my passion

- Umm.. think she didn’t get it.

- Got A’s on all my finals

VAGFAMILIA 😂🚘👍 #follow #f4f #followme #TFLers #followforfollow #follow4follow #teamfollowback #followher #followbackteam #followhim #followall #followalways #followback #me #love #pleasefollow #follows #follower #following - @golf_mk3_poland on Instagram

- I think I’ve hit my peak

- My attempt to buy something on Facebook marketplace.

- 1 part trashy and 1 part funny!

- Hey is this Hannah?

- PsBattle: My friend on a ride

- Ah I love my neighbour

- I was pretty proud of myself for this one

- for clarification: i’m a trans guy

- I told what I thought was a bot to go away, and they did!

- I think i need this.

- [tint2] A Colourful collection of tint2 themes

- Fellow makeup artists know the struggle

- What you 8

- She started a conversation with me by just saying Lol

- I built Petra, Sea Petra and Tundra Petra in the same game as Russia

- DON’T know what happened

- BTR At Camelbeach!

- Tammy Need Not Know About This

- *Blushes*

- Might have been posted before

- Wow that is not the response I was expecting but....yes...yes please

- Deran and Adrian

- Im not proud of it.. but they refused to ceasefire. (Surprise attack on enemys capital)

- I wish I knew what website she was trying to get to...

- I left her speechless

ランボルギーニモロシエラゴ #morocielago #lamborghini #世界限定5台 #ランボルギーニ #モロシエラゴ #諸星伸一デザイン #諸星伸一プロデュース #世界最強諸星一家 - @morohoshi7777 on Instagram

- Topless on the beach [F+M]

- Happy Trashy Valentines Day!

- Trying to discipline the seller then ends up blaming his typing conditions

- Met on tinder, she planned a date and bailed to be with her ex... texted me a month later

- Assistant claims to not speak many languages but he (?) really likes GOT

- Til death do us part...

- me_irl

- Despite having to postpone our wedding, I cannot wait for the day we get to exchange our I dos.

- A final part to this, there’s a bit left in the convo but it’s just repeating “hey I told you not to sexually harass me” and “it WAsnT I tolD yoU my ReasOnIng”

- When new players are trying to explain trade etiquette to you...

- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor

#Türkei‘18 #Side #mylove #oneandonly #einundalles #fürimmernurdu ♥️ #love #instagood #photooftheday #fashion #beautiful #happy #cute #tbt #like4like #followme #picoftheday #follow #me #selfie #summer #art #instadaily #girl #fun #style #smile #instalike #travel #likeforlike - @_mxn.i.que on Instagram

- She’s not wrong...

- REDEMPTION 100

- guys!!!!!!!!!

- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn

- I run a action figure review channel and do monthly giveaways, but I get this crap from stupid kids all the time...

- Theres nothing more terrifying than a successful woman? 🤔

- The Jesus Christ delivery system

- Backfired

- It just kept getting wilder and wilder. I think i matched with an incel in the making

- My aunt has no chill.

- Lets remember this absolute classic from r/niceguys

- Looks like Im quitting tomorrow

- what does that say about you ogre??

- The city light mod is surprisingly very well thought and feels more like a DLC rather than a mod.

- Its just an expression, please dont do this.

God’s plan 🙏🏻 - @donteblaise on Instagram

- Shes back and I dont know why

- Oh well, I like it rough

- Are you down for a trai— I mean triathlon??

- Apparently I’m the rude one

- My friend spoke with a charming guy on OKC

- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴

- My (20F) boyfriends (22M) true colors came out today ...

- Inglish

- Searching for a baby to buy

- I posted about how late it is and how I can’t sleep. This is the sympathy message I received.

- I’m literally beating him over the head with loud obvious hints and he’s just not getting it

- Thats it, Im going to marry her.

- Damien Harris girlfriend says he is making his 2020 debut tonight.

- Ok kings, how long can you hold your breath?

- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning

- Hunbot turned salty real fast. FYI she was following me but we had never interacted. Friends 😂

- When your best friend and long time gaming partner sends you a love text in the morning when titanfall is life. ((xpost from r/titanfall))

Even though today is all about you, today is always a reminder of how lucky I am. 20 years ago you came into my life and my life has never been better! You bring me so much joy and happiness each and every day! I hope you have an amazing day and I can not wait to celebrate many more birthdays to come! Happy birthday bro! I love you! - @tylerjulien on Instagram

- When you find your bio dad on Facebook and he hits you with a “thumbs up”

This Wednesday night on @planetscumlive myself and @yoyofirestone (one of the only good people in comedy) present LAWN AND ORDER. I’ve gotten VERY into lawn care lately and we’re going to discuss everything I’ve been learning. - @chrisgeth on Instagram

- #this#is#not#how#hashtags#work

- white woman extinction button

- ok repost bc i deleted the other one

- Thief backfire

- Claimed this free city and all I could think is that AI built the big fans to keep the ski slopes cool.

- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal

- A mouth?

- Fun fact of the day: being friends with the opposite sex isn’t allowed. (From a friend)

- When you made it clear youre gay but men are hurt.

- This is james who did your tattoos wife

- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this

- Beautiful color of succulents

- Tinder + Woosh = Lame Conversation

- What was I supposed to say?

- Holy shit it worked

- Geez, sorry I asked...

- If you ignore that I spelt Bandersnatch wrong three times in a row, you’ll see it works pretty well if you rematch with someone

- Ok yeah sure dude. You trying to catch my pink eye is real romantic...

- this is what dreams are made of

- Creep gets one rule to follow. 🙄

Six years ago today. Still my favorite person to sit and eat with. Still my favorite person to do everything with. Happy anniversary, @kevinlearytattoo I love you💕 - @stephaniemarlow on Instagram

- I was wrong this is the real last part, I looked in the chat and there was soooo many more texts I had to include them, I screenshoted them, these really are the last of them, he called me an ass again and I told him to prove it at the end basically because ik I’m right

- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this

- Shes gotta be a magician

- Sunrise and Succlents

- Soon

- Why can the AI build a 4 way canal but I wasnt allowed a 3 way (where the IZ is now)

- Girls love a vulnerable guy

- A little less creepy

- Swing and a miss

- follow your dreams

- Managed to fill a lobby for a Bravado Youga car meet.

- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.

- Everything is natural to nudists.

We love❤ all the feedback that we get from you guys. Let us know how we been serving you in this hard times. #thankyou #blacklivesmatter #supportthenhs #thanksforthefeedback #cute #instagood - @delifuego on Instagram

- It’s not just a phase.

- Found my bio mom after 10 years of searching. Today is the 3 year anniversary that I found my missing pieces.

- I made the mistake of putting my info on Roomster and saying co-ed living was ok as long as I wasn’t the only girl

- I must confess : I wasnt hoping to get back with my ex.

- Beautiful Succulent Arrangement

- conversation that ensued after telling red i had a crush on someone

- Just bro things. (X-post /r/funny)

- Im sorry.... What?

- Every time I said smth that wasn’t a yes, he claimed I had an attitude, when I explained I only give my # to ppl I’d want in an emergency he called bs & said I was just scared, so when I called out HIS attitude he got pissed & reported me lmao (the first 2 ss are from LMK, the 3rd’s from Snap)

- My grandparents at a Valentine’s retreat, 1987
