- Blursed photo bomb
- Why??
- Not sure if this has been posted here before, but truly an Absolut unit!
- ...unless its for the kidneys to breathe
- This comic has aged like milk, I guess Boomer have exist for a very long time
Flashback: Jackass 3D - The weeman fight #Weeman #Jackass - @jackassworld on Instagram
- cursed_period
- Chicken sammy and frites. Bone apple tea.
- Ok boomer
- Local bakery with a smidge of false advertising?
- Cringetopia mods on Friday night.
- Straw length, had to cut it down so I could drink and not be annoyed
- Just take a bite
- Is this root or a new branch on this water-rooted Hoya? Assumed root, but its super thick and strong and growing straight up, which has me questioning it.
- Cursed_teethbrush
- Saw this on Facebook, apparently its a Minnesota thing.
- Cum
- hmmm
- Maruhon Products
- Bottoms up
- Fuck I got my thumb too!
- Bonfire parties
- WAAAA
- Discovered this painted stone that someone had placed on a park bench.
- The Flaccid, Silent Type
- Bought a shitty electric stove to fry these
- Frick
- I love a good grilled chee--OH GOD its strawberries and cream cheese!
- The bubbles in my beer. Happy Cinco de Mayo!
- vanilla + chocolate marble cake dipped in cheese sauce š it is kinda yummy though
- Egg
- Big tits
- This angled glass at a local restaurant
- First World Problems
- You canāt. (Credits in the comments.)
- Drink my child
- Pull tab is a dick
- My grandfather passed today, Ill have this old-fashioned for him. He was a good man, a farmer. Theres a good chance you ate some crop he grew. Tonight I drink for him, drink with me friends.
- A perfect English Breakfast
- hmmm
- Lets Try This Again...Coronavirus Survivor EDC... Plus Some Feel Good Snacks.
- My lip after my first surgery, with pig skin sown onto my lip.
- My fortune cookie tonight at a [9]
- hmmm
- hmmm
- Lava lamps do weird things when its cold
- I think I just found a COVID shrine while taking a walk with my daughter around the neighborhood
- Anyone tried Liptons Cold Brew Ice Tea? Its not half bad! Brewed in about 6 minutes, which is actually twice as long as it said it would. What do you know about it?
- Bread + butter and Salmon. And bread and tomatoes. Vines there too of course. Filling snack
- hmmm
- Blursed cereal killer
- Just taking a trip to the dentist
- Cheers sissies š
- My martini olive is only being held in place by the other two and not the toothpick by sheer chance.
- meš„irl
- Its my cake day! I had the worst birthday of my life so in having a day to myself on my cake day.
- Big sebaceous cyst behind my right ear, has spread over the top of the ear, into the earlobe, and is giving me neck pain. Throbs like Satans bell-end
- hmmm
- Some Iced Cheese Tea anyone?
- How Im spending tonight: Doctor Who and this [8]
- I made Tonkatsu. I know it looks like shit but hey its tasty
- A white trash delicacy. Halved vienna sausages on a Ritz (store brand) topped with Cheez Whiz (store brand). Presentation is everything.
- blursed_baby
- Canada Water was a little bit busy this morning...
- Cursed_tea time
- A Bloke tucking into full English breakfast on the Tube
- Id say OxiClean does a decent job of removing labels
- My soda was filled up 100%
- I made my friend a birthday bubbler bong
- white trash wedding
- Day 69 of quarantine
- My friends are crazy
- 25 years ago, my dad took me on a cruise to Russia. I ended up selling cheap vodka to the other passengers to fund my sweets craving.
- When r/insanepeoplefacebook meets r/shittyfoodporn
- Cursed_???
- My uncooperative can of Coke
- ITAP of a glass of beer
- The top of this juice bottle broke and it makes it really hard to open it then.
- She is loving the attention
- How i opened my pudding cup
- Blursed_fries
- This person should get locked up
- Cursed_tomato
- I bought some olives! Or, well, i thought i did.
- hmmm
- Pizza Nachos!!
- 2016 Election
- Anyone know the IG?
- French fry as long as the ketchup bottle
- I work in a bar and tonight I pulled a pint of cider and an apple shape formed in the suds on top.
- If you want to leave the pub with your pint, a Pringles lid stops you from spilling :)
- When people leave they rubbish on the field after a few good days of weather!
- Cormn downg
- These kids just left their trash from McDonalds at Subway
- Banana bread, drunk college style
- My tequila shot was served with a scorpion on top
- Understandably mad
- Someone was nice enough to leave me some ketchup tonight.
- cursed_nails
- Our Salt and Pepper Shakers at a restaurant
- So my nephew had a skin tag on his neck and I tied it off with fishing line...he woke up like this. What did I do? My sister is going to kill me.
- Outdoor Handy
- A Start a New and Much Better Job on Monday! Goodbye Walmart!
- Only the finest while my wife is out of town: Frozen pizza rolls and beer at the computer
- Dagashi
- Two differnt-shaped pretzels got stuck together and it looks like an engagement ring.
- When youre running low and slow
- Pinching and drinking. Best way to see in the New Year.
- EXTREME LUNCHABLES
- hmmm
- Blursed dinner
- NygƄrda - Zeunert... 1-0
- Mdrink of choice
- Tit slip
- i made a āhouse of soy sauceā
- The silver ware at this pizza place is magnetic
- I found this in my drink at a restaurant
- This can
- Anyone play this card game? In my family, you could lose a finger!
- Idk if this counts, but giving someone with a fracture, wrist who has no hand strength and canāt really grip things, a pill bottle that requires two hands to open
- On this episode of Jackass: Blackface
- Its not my Reddit birthday... But it is my dads and hes passed out.
- Meme template for you guys to use
- Blursed_midnightsnack
fill up a pool with dewgarita and ill float on a cheddar bay biscuit . . #TikTok #TikTokTrends #MountainDew #Dewgarita #RedLobster @redlobster - @tiktoktrends on Instagram
- As a Ketchup lover, this tiny pack I got when I asked for extra.
- Flashing for a turn at the funnel
- MY LEG
- My Bubbles with bubbles that looked pretty similar to the skull on the can
- Blursed money
- This is how my friend had his gum.
- The Caramel Apple: 3 parts soft caramel chews, 3 parts green apple Jolly Rancher chews - mix with saliva and consume.
- Why does all easter chocolate have to be like this
- Doughnt mess with me.
- Delicious spaghetti
- cursed_dildo
- Flashing in a bar in Ottawa...do you know which bar?
- My mozzarella stick had no cheese in it
- People putting straw wrappers in the donation jar at burger Burger King
- Went to go take a shower today in my college dorm and found this...
- When the foil and the plastic membrane seperates like this
- this deviant drinker
- Ate ate 3/4ths of this white KitKat before noticing it had no wafer.
- Very refined pallate via /r/blackpeopletwitter
- Tom Hiddlestons reflection never stops acting as Loki
- hmmm
- Blursed_ice
- Blursed news
- Was playing uno in drama class...
- hmmm
- Fresh bottle never been open until now
- Just drinking some cranberry juice concentrate at the movies
- Doesnāt even get the kind of soda right
- Just eat it with the wrapper
- She mixed all the McDonalds drinks and drank it
- Christmas Dinner: Turkey, Doritos and salad.
- Yo! Who ate all the food?!
- Since we all just needed the picture to go with the story š
- Ill just leave this here
- Click it or ticket!
- How to open wine without a wine bottle opener.
- Hurricane day and the 7 am screw its.
- Tried taking a Portrait photo of my Diet Coke at lunch...
- hmmm
- Accidentally left a beer in the freezer, and it sort of exploded.
- hmmm
- 6%
- My coworker took a bite of her Kit-Kat Bar and discovered it was solid chocolate.
- Are you ABSOLUTELY serious?!?!
- This fry and sauce looks like a vulture
- Irish man discovers his potatoes have been infected with blight [1845, colourised]
- blursed_puzzle
- Herp. Fucking. Derp.
- hmmm
- If dipping oreos in port is wrong, I dont want to right.
- The person that made this sticker, just to screw with peoples lives.
- Red Pepper & Siracha
- When your yogurt pot lid tears off like this
š¦š„š½š§ š„š»Stay, beautiful baby I hope you stay, american baby . . . . . . . #shrimpboil #frogmorestew #oldbay #oldbayseasoning #lemonbutter #pabstblueribbon #memorialdayweekend #memorialdayweekend #stayhome #selfquarantine #eeeeeats #nytimescooking #southernliving #southinyourmouth - @ushmarie on Instagram
- Icegg
- Make it drizzle...
- Blursed_love of your life
- When a hydro homie dies:
- Theyre not fluffy, but theyre still adorable.
- This restaurant cuts the peels off lemons for drinks.
- Blursed Taco Bell bathroom
- Using my cake day as an excuse to show off my little best friend!
- This restaurant uses pasta straws instead of plastic to reduce pollution.
- Weve had one breakfast...
- Blursed Drink
- Funny Redneck
- I Prefer The Real Thing
- You guys wanted a picture of the lady who orders that wtf sandwich I put the other night? Here she is, the original picture, and tonights date.
- I DIP MY OREOS IN WATER
- Told him i needed 2 fries for burgers
- Blursed_chopsticks.
- hmmm
- Anyone know anything about these gels? Dealer said 300ug took half of one Friday and felt a bit shy of tab and half of 100ug blotters. My guess is theyāre about 260-280ug.
- blursed babybel
- How can you even miss?!
- My ice cube grew a stalagmite.
- FWD: I dont know what af is but LOL
- Cursed_Salmonella
- While I was out trick-or-treating with my son, there was a guy dressed in Breaking Bad attire handing out crystal meth rock candy
- Tossed my keys into the front seat and they cut into my drink straw
- Las Vegas Gambling
- The bottomless steak fries are actually bottomless.
- Andre the Giantās hand around a normal bottle of beer
- When the set 8 kids get into fights
- So... my friend built a thing
- Are drinks allowed in this sub? Please say drinks are allowed.
- My friend put a lemon slice in her water so when she poured the cola it separated them.
- hmmm
- Why just why
- Blursed Wine
- The way my straw got frozen cuz the milkshake was so cold
- My friends discovered a beer bottle stuck in a windshield
- Breakfast of Champions
- Asked for a bloody caesar...
- Tried to make a lettuce wraps, turned into roast beef lettuce taco.
- hmmm
- This burger I served for myself.
- The old balanced beer trick. Harder than it looks.
- Ihops glasses are way to small for a hydrohomie
- Just a protester at the White House today
- Three fries conjoined together to make A-fry
- My gummies look like chromosomes
- Always seeing the workers at Chinese restaurants eating this white rice soup stuff.
- spoiled rich kids
- Pretty sure I just spotted a time traveling arcade hacker at my local arcade...
- My sips are apparently monitored.
- Thanks mom
- Republicans stormed a secure meeting room. Then they ordered pizza.
- They served me a beer in a mason jar at a sushi restaurant.
- Reflection of tank top on the table =0
- Redeye on the panel
- Saw this guy in SoHo scanning the ground for something with this contraption. Never seen it before.
- 2014 Ice Bucket Challenge
- I work at a supermarket and tonight we were given the task of clearing the food that had fallen below the shelves. Some of it had been there longer than others...
- Another shit sandwich. Canadian Steak and Micro-Chips
- Rare photo of a triple mullet at the college World Series!!!! Go Arkansas
- jokes
- My apologies to the buyer of all the sharpies at work
- 12oz āpintā glasses but cost as much as a 16oz pint of šŗš
- The Way my best Friend eats his Wiener
- Crowd surfing to the next level
- meš§irl
- It wont open any more than this!
- Seriously?
- Happy hour
- Hey buddy- clove of garlic
- My wife made ice cubes today and we came home to find an ice spike
- hmmm
- This beer can had a top under its top. Needed a knife to open
- Got dumped tonight! Whats your choice of sad boy drink?
- I had to pry it with a fork
- Microwaved sugar and vanilla DIY dipping stick
- Apparently gravity defying forks.
- Fuck the Bruins, husband fully supports my position š
- Fold on my chip
- I met my best friend on Xbox Live 7 years ago, and we added another to our squad a few years after. Today we all finally met! Ecstatic is an understatement.
- Bffs ā¤
- My cousin who thinks iFunny is better than Reddit... ew
- The way that vase turned my faucet water pink.
- Milf of 2 (4) and her friend
- Is Tequila the new milk?
- Hold my beer
- These tomato chips are actually š -shaped!
- This lad is out of control!
- [I Ate] A Peabody Duck with Chocolate Mousse
- So my completely normal ice maker shat this out.
- Thanks, I hate this āsnackā my brotherās friend made (ham, cream cheese, and a pickle)
- Red Robin bottomless fries are literally bottomless.
- My nips are rock hard.
- So this girl just posted this on facebook. ą² _ą²
- Taking a shot
- NƤr ƶlen Ƥr varm och tƄlamodet kort.
- More shrinkflation, machine advertised 591mL, recieved 15% less product.
- My store is connected to second busiest mall in DFW and Im pullin a dirty double...bring it on.
- Two tables to drink water and write the next great American novel on a manual typewriter at a coffee shop with no available seats. Meet The Douchster.
- The bartender forgot my cherry at first and when he tossed it in from several feet away, it landed like this.
- hmmm
- cursed_peanutbutter
- This is how they sell wine bottles at this music festival. 4 cups that come apart.
- How have I never noticed that Michael makes and brands his own salad dressing?
- Unless...?
- This is kombucha ok
- Straw wrapper on my drink is folded into a flower
- Turning pyrocynical into sans until he dms me (day 15)
- This was posted on /r/funny...I dont find anything relatively amusing about this. What pricks!
- I knew this little mirror would come in handy
- Not as bad as some of the things Ive seen on here but this hurt like hell for the few weeks I had it worst pain Ive been in and later found out I could have lost some of my finger
- hmmm
- Orange juice glad this is how your day went
- My cup was on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
- Calamari in ink and oil, served with a cracker and plastic fork.
- Its possible to order baby sized drinks in this cafƩ, this is their cassis-soda.
- What is this devilry, Cracker Barrel?
- Cursed_drink
- beer pong?
