- Crystal is ready to make a sacrifice
- Hes too pure for this world
May her memory be a revolution #riprbg #notoriousrbg - @sadgirlbx on Instagram
- cursed_roblox
- The way this Facebook page spoils clickbait
Stephanie uses her Minut to keep the temperature perfect for her bunnies 🐰 What do you use your Minut for? #testimonialtuesday #smarthome #temperaturemonitoring #securitysystem #tech #proptech #realestate #homeideas #modernhome - @minuthq on Instagram
- Good lad.
- In my hometown some kids vandalized a bunch of cars. Its a small town where everyone scrapes to get by and Family businesses are still striving to keep out big corporations. Its family owned businesses like this helping each other out that makes living there a little easier.
- The WOKE twitter did it!
Big shout out to @realmickfoley for giving us a shout out! As pro wrestling fans, this is one of the coolest things to ever happen to us! #mickfoley #mankind #dudelove #cactusjack #wwe #royalrumble #eugenelevy #eugenelevyband #poppunk #prowrestling - @eugenelevyband on Instagram
- That was a nasty line by Elias Theodorou.
- But they up there flapping something
- That is absolutely wrong
One of many reasons to follow my elite Twitter account 😎😎 - @canucksplace on Instagram
Anti-glare is only $20 🤷♂️ #oscarwylee - @oscarwylee on Instagram
- Hes looking for fights in every division
The cast and creative team picked up an Obie last night. For each of these individuals (and their unbeatable acumen) I am so richly blessed. I’m grateful for the favor of God illuminating my path, joining me in community with wonderful people, and the good news that is transmitted via good art. As we continue to fight for change may we be inspired by the battles won along the way. - @larryowenslive on Instagram
- Rachel 😂
This is what I’ll be doing this evening, thanks. - @travishoward on Instagram
- #CelebrityMeanTweets
- Happy Satan noises
swipe to see my DIY setup for the dramatic mood lighting on Fox yesterday 😎 - @nate.hochman on Instagram
- I want those kind of friends.
- LIDL BAKERY OVER EVERYTHING.
- @more4tracy on Instagram
- If this ain’t me.
Whenever hes ready to move into more advanced filmmaking classes, we hereby invite the Duke of Sussex to a 7-day trial of MZed Pro. - @mzedu_ on Instagram
- Chris Evans is a man of culture
- Ok
- A lot to unpack so Ill just title this soy.jpg
- It’s more like 1 Reese Cup 😭
- His response solidifies his neckbeardiness
- Lets do it for our big brain guy
- I hate it, but it’s the only response that wasn’t a depression joke
- It’s real easy.
- Its a musical life!
- [Text] Dont dwell on the lemons
- The last line. Im so confused.
- Conor Mcgregor inspired Game of thrones CONFIRMED
- This conversation.
- Blair St Clair does declare
- Blursed spiders
- The holiday season truly is magic
- You dont owe them anything ♥️💜💙🖤💛
- Im really looking foreword to this bloke fading into obscurity after this election
- Why are families that hunt always so intense? 😭
- An acceptable gatekeeping
- 2meirl4meirl
- He has a point
- Why!!! I just want to find peace in the garden, and then there’s this. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/dangerous-plant-that-causes-blindness-3rd-degree-burns-found-multiple-states-officials-say/GRTQBC5BBSQKIUDZUERUMEQQGE/
GREAT PRESS DAY!! 😭😭 Make sure to pick up a copy of @people magazine today! @lifeinjeneral was featured TWICE with two of our favorite clients! @kristenanniebell & @shaymitchell! ✨✨✨ #DREAM - @jenrobin on Instagram
- Is this the oldest existing tweet of Mr.Musk?
- DP: Dustin Poirier or Double Penetration?
- The two sides of Michael Jones
- It’s funny because it’s true.
- real life amy santiago-gina linetti
- 8 year old feminist
- SNN is satirical - not that the locals seem to know it!
- John&Hank
- Worth a shot 🇺🇸
- Plastique gave Brooke that gorgeous wig.
- Yeah man, i dont see any other trees either.
- We need Bernie!
- Everyone is amazing
- Adventure Club & Said the Sky collab !!!!!!!
Repost from the brilliant @hornyastrology - @sobcastthepodcast on Instagram
- The true meaning...
- Fox doing what they do best...
- ~ Big Brain Play at reducing the US Military.
- Guy loses finger during Snails show while headbanging at the rail
- @manchestermarch on Instagram
- xplodingunicorn ✨
- Anyone relate?
- Anyone hyped for Ron Measles: the movie?
- Its expensive only when working class benefits from it
- He knows.
- Quotes about guys
- Me everytime there is a discussion about straws
- Im seeing more and more sanity on Facebook these days, I think people are seeing the light
- @annie_savage on Instagram
- Gamebred not giving a single fuck.
Big shout to @elonrmuskk for pointing out a massive flaw with Cannabis regulation. Indeed, at a time when cannabis businesses are, rightly, being deemed essential services across certain places in Europe, USA and Israel, in line with grocery stores, pharmacies and gas stations, it is madness that anyone would have to risk not only their liberty but their life for a cannabis offense. Many cannabis prisoners are older, having been sentenced for their “crimes” long before the current awakening of opposition to marijuana prohibition which we are seeing across the world! ****************************************************** #teneweedfe #theislandthatsmokes #wakeandbake #tenerife #smokeweedeveryday #drumandbass #jungle #tenerife420 #tenerifeweed #weedclubtenerife #music #cannabiscommunity #marijuanamovement #420 #420daily #710 #medication #ifyouknowyouknow #quarantineandchill #quarantineradio #comunidadcannabica #laislaquefuma #canariasfuma #orgnaico #cannabiscreatives #cannabisculture #autocultivo #consumoresponsable #medicina #paraisocanario - @teneweed.fm on Instagram
- The Statue looks disappointed too.
- How to get an immediate response from the MTA
- Kyle with the Nat 20
- Admitting that youre an idiot to own the libs
- Who would have thunk it
truth in advertising @kevinfarzad - @steak_umm on Instagram
- When you find yourself next to Karen
- Gia and Naomi were the fierce duo I didn’t know I needed until now ❤️
- might as well disappear
- Shea replying to herself on Kim’s picture is weirdly surreal.
- Gamers have successfully infiltrated the government. Someone get Ace Watkins on the phone!
- Tammie/Karen thinks people mocking her are triggered.
- Boogies experience with Keemstar
- The value and importance of tesla shares
- Crystal is #TeamHerself
Challenge accepted! 🖤 - @bessbellkalb on Instagram
- Glad we always have redditbros to explain this
- True Fact
- god making a turkey
- Jade Jolie is READY for All Stars henny!!
- Don’t jump to conclusions
- make school lunches free
Please Shut Up 🤡 #VoteHimOut - @justinteodoro on Instagram
- MWP trolling Loul Deng
- Ah yes, freedom
- Yeah.... thats kind of the entire point
- I don’t understand any of this.
- Different conclusions
- “I don’t wanna cause panic”
- Still relevant today...
- Libertarianism
- Shoutout to all the doubters.
- eloquently put
- The real question.
- Some people want to watch the world burn
- Wholesome interaction between The Vixen and Miss Fame
- @orthocucc on Instagram
- dont put the cooker on
- Jinkx spilling the fucking T.
- Aquaria spilling the T on life and Courtney Act
- Relax, everyone. Don’t you realize that Trump was trying to prevent panic?
- SciBabe with the takedown.
Truth!!!! - @instantpotdinners on Instagram
- He has spoken
- Chin up
- Murdered in eight words.
This couple right here is amazing!!! 🔥 Congrats to @markruffalo on his big win last night!! It was such a pleasure working with the beautiful @sunnyspop_retail & Mark for such a remarkable and memorable night! You both are beautiful souls and a true inspiration for all! 🙌🏼🎉✨ #emmys2020 #emmys #markruffalo #iknowthismuchistrue . . . Makeup: @julieocchinoluxury Hair: @melaniehasselbach Lashes: @loveseen by @jennalyonsnyc @hsmithandco @nineriverroad @people @televisionacad - @julieocchinoluxury on Instagram
- Huh...
- Combat Wombat
- Beef Tenders.
THIS IS AREMINDER🙏 - @bettyirabor on Instagram
- Dariennes response is brilliant 😂😂
- Capaldi is one of our own
- cursed_bleach
- meirl
- Macwaglle and cheddarton
- You tell them Roddick..
- A few days with Hila’s brother and now she thinks she’s Israeli
- Conor !!!!!!!!!!!! McGregor
- Cursed Putin
- @kerrybbailey on Instagram
- Chris Evans says his goodbyes before filming Cap 3: Civil War
- Darienne letting some bitches know
- Savage
👀👀👀 - @jillfilipovic on Instagram
- This tweet is a year old and I’m so mad we haven’t tried this yet.
- Shots Fired!
- Limmy... The one true king of Scottish twitter.
- jesus & more
- ✞Jesus✞
- And the official beer of the England team is... Well goodbye glory then.
- Took a big bite of that pretzel
- Cursed_rapper
- Conservative snowflake melts down over men using emojis
- He had you in the first half?
- What was wrong with the old classics eh?
- Somebody get some ice
- Deserved to be leathered
- Sounds like something George would do.
- LEAVE ELON ALONE
- Issa shitty marketing
- You guys ever see this?
Be fearless in your acting and strategic in your marketing. #actinglife #actors #wednesdaywisdom - @actorsalon on Instagram
- Say what you want about Bette Midler, but this is pretty goddamn funny.
- Wrestling fans meeting female wrestlers is a goldmine
- One short line but it cuts deep.
- Our Own Religion
- Martin Garrix says he now owns all of his Spinnin’ Records music after the lawsuit
- Mikey maintains his innocence
- $5 and Pringles? WORTH A SHOT!
This!💙💙💙 Borrowed from @ashleygetsaround - @serenity_eyre on Instagram
- Beautiful Fun
- It’s OK to be white or black, but...
- me irl
- Racist kids yelling at Native Americans Veterans. Are you great again yet?
- Hunger Games 2020
- $CLIS Interview with Howie Schwab later today on RICH TV
- Shocking scenes in the west
- Keep it new school
- Bad news, boys!!!!!!
- series bad, other stuff good
- Pewds has gotta come out of his break now..
- Love how right wingers are both pro-Churchill statues and pro Nazi salutes
- Big oof
- Ms. Heidi getting some more well deserved winners love
- Ricky Gervais quotes
- That Part!
- Causes to Fight For
When people ask me why I make @howibuiltthisnpr, this is the reason. I make it for the incredibly generous and amazing community of listeners we have. - @guy.raz on Instagram
Here’s my underrated moment of the night (also how are people already selling “will you shut up?” t-shirts????). #hillaryclinton #wecouldahadabadbitch #fucktrump #biden2020 - @feminist.doodles on Instagram
- midnight cravings
- Well, I mean, Sams not wrong
- Curtis Blaydes spitting some facts to a casual!
- somebody’s camp got packed up
SEXISM & BULLYING HAVE NO PLACE IN WHISKY // We stopped carrying the Whisky Bible and/or referencing its author (except in jest) in 2015. The objectification of women by Mr. Murray in his book and tastings, as well as his bullying behaviour does not align with our values as a business or individuals! We salute @beckypaskin for her courage leading the charge on this issue, and applaud @beamsuntory for its announcement today to review its planned programming that references this recognition. - @kensingtonwm on Instagram
- God bless the clitoris! 🙌
- 2meirl4meirl
- [Insert funny caption]
- @cabinetofmillionaires on Instagram
- What is happening.....
- Shrek
- Amazing
- How name your business
- Oan the Buses..
- kim chi giving her hot take
Enneagram Types in Quarantine. Okay I originally posted this to stories but was asked to make it shareable! Let me know what you’d change - this was a 2am joke, so I won’t be offended 😂 - @scandisarah on Instagram
- Shea saying what we all had in mind
- Opal Methyds message to Jaida ❤️
10 million. What do I say? Where do I begin? This song, just 3 minutes 27 seconds long has changed my entire life. That’s the power it holds. So much had to go right and so much had to go wrong in order for this song to come into existence. I’m so thankful to each and every one of you for listening to Baarishein and giving it so much love. Without all of you none of this would’ve been possible. I hope that I’ve made all of you proud and hope that it’s a song that’ll stay with you for the rest of your lives coz it will with me. P.s. I’m just getting started. - @anuvjain on Instagram
- Just my close friends and family can review my work.
- Anna knows what’s up.
I love doing shit for a woman I fuck with that I know fucks with me but it shouldn’t be mandatory for you to love me, I Hate It Here 😩😩😩 - @sincereshow on Instagram
- Funny
- I feel uncomfortable
- ONGINA
- Wholesome little brother
- I’ll just drop this one here
- COVID-1984: Got down-voted into oblivion in economics for calling out the lockdown BS...the sheep hate the truth...
- Quarantine Inspiration: Write some garbage
Happy PRIDE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 - @samlymatters on Instagram
- Adam and Eve
- They did not see this coming
- October is Bette Midler Month
- Imagine that
- @courtneyenlow on Instagram
- Funny how rarely this comes up with Christians
- Three scoops, please!
- Absolutely oot his tits on Dolce gusto.
- blursed_coronavirus
- Well She Asked for it!
- Me too Kevin eyelids are absolutely useless no point might just get them removed
- Odd flex but ok
- HAHAHAHA oh wow!
- [Image]PeterTheLeader rejected the free Cyberpunk2077 but insisted on them to give that money to charity instead
- Piers Morgan shuts down this white knight! Absolute savagery!
- This aged Well.
- At 200 calories per 2/3 cup (165 calories per 1/2 cup), its not as light as Halo Top, but excited to get another option!
- FOX News host Tomi Lahren tweets berating comment about striking app drivers and gets the comeback of the century
BREAKING: Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are officially parents – welcoming a healthy baby girl! - @dailymailtv on Instagram
- Mindy Kaling
- Facts.
Oldie but a goodie... Songs without faith? Impossible to please God Worship without faith? Impossible to please God Conversations without faith? Impossible to please God BUT whenever we believe in Him and stand on His word and have faith that He will reward those who earnestly and diligently seek Him, I reckon it’s impossible NOT to please God 🙏🏻 - @mitchwongmusic on Instagram
- Lunar chronicles headcanons
Love produces anger when the person you love is threatened. . It’s not enough to be aware. It’s not enough to agree. Love protects, defends, conquers. Love needs to get mad sometimes. - @jkbarkley on Instagram
Made the mistake of replying to noted Covidiot Ian Brown on Twitter. The responses from his followers and the random conspiracy theory goons who have latched onto him are like staring into the abyss. As an eminent scientist once said: stop the world, I’m getting off 🌍 - @soniccathedral on Instagram
- This will actually work.
- memes. chats.
- Me irl
Take a moment to celebrate GROWTH! Notice how she CHOSE to be committed to doing the HARD WORK and I couldn’t be prouder. STOP TAKING SHORTCUTS! The CIRCLE OF TRUST™️ is here to put FICO out of business. ILL SEE YOU AT THE TOP CASS! - @wordsplayed on Instagram
- Best if Shad doesn’t see this
- OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! HE’S FUCKING DEAD!
- Crystal Methyd being a prophet
- The man himself has spoken.
- Bens last reply to trixie is the best!!!
- Make 2018 My Bitch
- This, but unironically. Looking forward to getting home again! Stay safe everyone
- BoMusk Horseman on 30-12-2011.
- Cursed Harry...
- Derrick Barry weighs in on the latest elimination
😙😂. . . #veganhumor #veganjokes #veganmemes #veganmeme #veganislife #veganuary #eatplants #plantshaveprotein - @cheesyveganlife on Instagram
- Be on the right side of history.
Totally agree with the fact that the premier gave such good vibes 😍😍 haven’t seen that around in quite a few seasons 👀 #thechallenge #thechallenge35 #mtvthechallenge #mtv #totalmadness - @mtvthechallengenews on Instagram
- Farrah giving the general public biological women realness
𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓 With @karagoldin CEO/Founder of @hint (our favorite water) to hear the full interview head over to her podcast UNSTOPPABLE because that’s exactly what she is...with her new book UNDAUNTED, she’s someone you all should know! Can’t wait to hear what you think! - @naturallyby on Instagram
⠀ Thank you @lovewhatmatters for sharing my a piece of my story and the story of 1 in 8 struggling through infertility. ⠀ ⠀ “𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒷𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝑒𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓈 𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈.” Link in bio. - @onehopefulmama on Instagram
- Found in r/brandnewsentence and I thought it belonged here
- How YOU doin’?
Haters nodding off but can’t go to sleep cuz they got a tweet saved in the draft rdy to blast off. 😂 #BedVideo out Now! - @houseofminaj on Instagram
- Sometimes you just need to roll with it...
- Facebook’s targeted marketing knows me so well 😂😍
Tales from the Twittersphere... About Last Night edition... . Jill Filipovic is a Brooklyn-based journalist, lawyer, and author of The H-Spot: The Feminist Pursuit of Happiness. A weekly columnist for CNN and a 2019 New America Future of War fellow, she is also a contributing opinion writer to The New York Times and a former columnist for The Guardian. Her work has appeared in Time, The Washington Post, Foreign Policy, and the anthologies Nasty Women: Feminism, Resistance and Revolution in Trump’s America and Yes Means Yes: Visions of Female Sexual Power and a World Without Rape. . #WYSK #WomenYouShouldKnow - @women_you_should_know on Instagram
- Blursed love
ادم چقدر میتونه خوش شانس باشه هم جواب توییتتو بده هم فالوت کرده باشه خب مرگ چه جور زنده ای تو دخترررر #_1d_news_contes_masumeh - @_1d_news_contest on Instagram
- Peta is irrelevant
- Anna Kendrick seems like a troll
- There was a reply to this tweet saying they couldn’t figure it out either...
- As the poor get poorer, the rich get free coffee
- The way Elons profile pic alligns with the reply
- My hair starting to look like beast too.
- So cute!
- Xmas song classification
- Hope this counts as a wholesome meme!
False religion destroys brain cells faster than drugs.🙄 - @daddyfreeze on Instagram
It’s everyone who has been taking their time to volunteer, help organize, donate, support, share the Feed the Kiddos initiative for me! The real (s)heroes!!! I cannot express how grateful I am!! ♥️ Love to all! A top fan badge 💎 how cool!! 😁 Thanks @facebook @humankindvideos - @chefchanell on Instagram
- Ted Bundy Stans are apparently a thing
- It’s even cuter when they say they want a gamer gf and then proceed to gatekeep you into oblivion
- Birds couldn’t possibly write with their talons
- Were out there!
- Elon Musk announces he’s starting a candy company, then this happened.
- Funny parenting tweets
- hmmm
- Ouch...
Still growing and making strong strides! ❤️❤️ Thanks for your support @diply #squatforchange - @squatforchange on Instagram
- He’s got a point
- Ms. Points speaks for us
- [Image] Dont care what people you dont know think of you
- Yvie Oddlys reply to my tweet sounds ominous af. 😂
- How immature!
