
- Somebody call Shark Tank


- YIKES


- YES. YES YOU COULD HAVE.


- Flight of the Concords vs. The Facebook Discourse, 2019, colorized


- I feel like someone is missing some key information here...


- We have officially entered “nobody feels cold but me” season.


- VerySmart, on a post about having a crush


- Stonehenge: The Anti Vaxx Movement


- If he doesnt like you rubbing piss into your skin you should divorce him


- Not Instagram but a great post showing the difference the angle makes and how much it can change how a person looks.


- “My shape is fine, i just can’t walk up a flight of stairs”


- Abortion by words...?


- Everyone from the festival just happened to be hiking at the same time.


- Have a mad heart


- SO BLIND!


- Child Abuse🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


- My friend expresses her thanks to all of you guys who comforted her and said so many nice things. Thank you!


- She has such a way with words 😍


- I went to high school with this person...


- Stop the problem by having the child die.


- Piece of human trash on the earth for 13 or 37 years??


- No! This isn’t sad! Needing a transplant or not getting one is sad! This is not sad!


- God has joined the server


- Me irl


- This is just getting sad....


- They must really like each other


- God forbid we discuss the deeper issues regarding racism


- He knows teens can’t vote... right?


- Funnies


- 2meirl4meirl


- Yes.


- This is honestly just sad


- It is amazing how dumb people can become


- Abusing men: Hilarious!


- He makes cigarettes look sexy.... apparently


- #MoreInCommon


- Jesus christ this is next level


- How not to impress mlady


- This guy has 2 wives. Hes mad at the idea of a woman having 2 husbands.


- thanks I hate it


- Mothers don’t be afraid to kill your children and give them an awful education


- Specific Rating: 9.7


- The profound gustatory satisfaction to be enjoyed from...some pizza and beer.


- Update on Haitian West Point graduate...


- RIP Joe Laurinatis AKA Animal. An incredible person inside the ring and outside the ring. One of a kind.


- A gay knee? Unacceptable! Artificial knee? Even worse!


- Do not use reliable sources! Only feminist ones!


- Who else has gotten this? I cant be the only one, I just cant


- Vico Sotto is #Mood


- I need to delete Facebook


- Hmm. You don’t say.


- The dumb is spreading to my own family


- (A response to a tweet about obesity-related health issues)... Apparently it’s the stress caused by weight stigma, not the weight itself, that causes diabetes, heart disease, joint pain, etc.


- Does this count?


- Medias favorite past time. Selling failures of the system as feel good stories.


- This baby is gonna need a Baby Ruth!


- Probably a better way to handle this than blasting your ex on FB. I’ll never understand how people are SO okay with just throwing all their business out there.


- Damn, thats a lot to digest.


- Interesting


- Hair Salons Are No Longer Safe to Anyone


- Wut?


- Baby Names


- If you needed another reason to not support MLMs 😡 Hurting REAL small businesses.


- What a bunch of ghouls.


- You gotta be born with the hatchet and juggalo face


- Time for a sleepover over at your friend Kenny’s place


- DONT CROSS THE BORDER ILLEGALLY!


“She is poetry in a world still learning the alphabet” a mighty heart that needs to be acknowledged and revered! #kamalamma #swipeleft - @anuahuja1 on Instagram


- Onions have more dna than humans


- Maybe not so insane, but still..


- A British woman’s description of what circumcision does to a mans penis


- im literally viking


- How anyone can think Trump is more intelligent than Biden is beyond me.


- Dog milk = Human milk


- Censored my name so i dont get lynched.


- Blue is just the latest in a long list of good reasons not to Facebook anymore.


- Local neighborhood group on facebook. She is a Plus Sized model.


- Thin women have problems too? Infuriating!!!


- Who elses agrees?


- Homeless guy & pregnant girlfriend are above a job that pays above minimum wage!


- “Let that sink in”


- Not from The Onion.. But I posted this today on Facebook and a guy I know angry reacted it then shared it with this caption.


- Fugg your feelings puzzy


- Husband is sleeping with my grandma.. who is also his grandma.


- Whos mom is this?


- This picture came up on my newsfeed


- “And they’ve been making us wear masks, the agony.” /s


- My hometown, everybody. Smdh.


- People around anti-vaxxers must have the most sore hands of anyone else on the planet.


- Man absolutely HATES snowmen


- Vaccines. For human farming.


- I just slept with a minor...BEST PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!


- I guess this what all the cool kids are saying these days.


- She got him good?


- Hunger Games!


- Why would you even make up a story this easily disprovable


- Periods are unnatural, detox to stop having them, ladies.


- I am Spartacus


- Notice a trend... 😆


- This is such an important, but often ignored, topic

- Shared clit post; father-in-law comments...

- fashion magazine cover

- you must be really annoying in your real life if you’re capable of talking to an inanimate object for 10 minutes and not realize it

- Gee, I wonder why?

- Jim got no chill

- Being a crew

- Dressing up as nurses just to steal packages

- Never thought Id see one in the wild...

- Mall ninja letter opener

- Why didnt humans start tracking time as soon as the Earth became a planet?! (x-post /r/facepalm)

- It is funny because I dont know these people

- Who says that to someone

- WokeKid accuses teacher of war crimes

- Airing your dirty laundry on Facebook. Always classy.

- How would you respond to ignorance?

- That could be her money.

- Guy constantly posts things like this

RIP *VIKAS DHIMAN* (Mera Real brother) 13th August nu death hoyi c montreal,Canada ch. Te hun tak koi proof ni mileya. Ek hotel room ch dead body Milli bro di😭hotel room ch kyo gya ohh jadd ki ohh friends nal rhenda c. Death hon ton 1din phelan bhut vadiya gal kitti c mummy nal. Bilkul theek c oh. Jinne vi proof Mille bai uss hisaab nal eh murder hoya hai. Police vale koi information nhi de rhe, Nah koi medical nah koi hor proof. Jinna share ho sakda please saare kreyo🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😭😭😭 - @shivani_025 on Instagram

- Shit like this on Facebook drives me insane.

- Empower yourself!

- Good old alternative facts

- My Aunt (60) posted this today and a few of her friends weighed in. On a TV show.

- FWD: Guess whos coming to dinner

- Repost because personal information

- Him getting a date is clearly a bigger issue than widespread domestic violence

- Two very dumb questions.

- Taking IE to the next level

- Apparently Not Better Off Than He Was A Year Ago.

- My stupid rich cousin posts crap like this constantly

- In loving memory of... Sure.

- Beware of the Devils Doorbell!

- Anti-Vaxxer DESTROYS Doctor

- Anything possible

- woke kids un-woke grandparents

- Why even go to the trouble of putting it on?

- OP tries to make up a cool post for r/ChoosyBeggars. Forgets that we can see OP wrote the post

- So close, I had to read it twice to figure which was which

- Sinophobic pa rin tayo kung itatanong natin kung tama ba ito?

- This is something only people with money can understand

- “And we’ll make the protestors pay for it”

- It must be hard being this smart

- Aunt is just a treasure trove of crazy.

- Im ashamed to say I used to look up to this woman...

- Fishy type puss

- 14 years old POS (he’s 20 now) raped then killed his own Math teacher inside the high school building

- Would a gorilla or a grizzly bear win in a fight?

- Proud gamer girl gets bullied out of school

- British trash.

- Yeah Aydynn said that

- Inspired by a post a few days ago, I hunted through my Wattpad history to find this gem of a comment. Apologies for 15-year-old me

- Let’s all bow our heads and pray.

- Made her magnetic

- Flu shot

- Could be wrong, but I don’t think it works like that?

- The symbols that predate “The Devil” are clearly Devil signs.

- 26 year old invites people to Chuck E. Cheese and a slumber party (x-post from r/justneckbeardthings)

- Parental Rights

- Oh yes thats the sad thing.....not the statue of Mona Lisa...

- FWD: Will someone in California please let the dingbat know that ISIS does not want to get along with us.

- Aww

- Smh

- You dont say?

- Why you worried bout smallpox?

- to criticize Canadas Health Care

- AMEN CHRISTOPHER

- A danger to us all these people

- I know you are watching Mr Company

- FREE MY SISTA! Sure she killed her babydaddy but still...

- Oh god.

- If you see things that arent there or imagine vaccine injuries everywhere, you should probably see a psychiatrist.

- Grandma who doesn’t know poop from applesauce opens up about her past

- Aw hell yeah. Relating yourself to the same status as combat vets in an effort to come off as ready to fight rIoters and looters ASAP. You are one wicked free thinker. Rambo would be proud.

- Can’t make this stuff up

- When a family crisis goes to Facebook

- Seems reasonable

- This is the same man who owns two private jets because god came to him and told him he needed them.

- Im guessing this is how Native Americans felt....

- Unironically finding posts like this funny

- This shit on instagram

- Parasitological Vaccinosis

- Stop Animal Cruelty

- ‘It hasn’t hurt them... yet’

- Seriously funny. Seagull prank gone WTF mode

- Helmet Of Salvation

- Jackie has ruined hog roasts forever

- That girl recently shared this.

- Having free education makes you more stupider

- I think I might know the reason why

- Please delete your account

- A post from a ‘radical unschooling’ group, where parents let their kids do whatever they like, all of the time.

- This show is ruining people...

- Just an example of many different races, all working together to solve one problem. Very funny!

- Poor Caresun

- Why post about it then?

- I assume they want to start with Pelosi.

- Inspirational Stories & DIY

- SIDS is a government-mandated program to reduce the population via vaccines

- Censorship?

- Anything you cant explain or understand is a hoax

- Seriously it ok to be you kings

- Ill just leave this dumpster fire of a post here

- The dumb...it hurts.

- Listen Brenda, no one believes you

- It takes decades of conspiracy theories and racism to post this one.

- 10 year old who delivered her rapist’s baby is also at fault, apparently.

- Hypocrisy is making a post agreeing that unvaccinated people spread disease to an anti vax page.

- This is some serius shit

- Another one... Vit K

- Fighting while pregnant

- This woman is in her late 60s to early 70s and is known to the 2nd commenter through their DAV chapter.

- Fwd: Defund police? Defund food stamps and medicaid!!

- Oof

- Badass

- Cant handle her even with instructions....and she wonders why shes still single

- Crazy post with some crazy comments to go with it

- Are you gatekeeping being a woman, again?

- Fuck This Asshole

- Any Truth Seekers here?

- I have no context for this that isnt already here. I hope Alicia, Patrisse, and Opal happen to stumble across it.

- Someone trying to discredit Greta gets put back in their place.

- The projection in this post is so strong it could take out a full grown elephant.

- More pregnant

- This is why I hate anti-vaxxers: it’s the kids that suffer the consequences.

- The weight of civilization rests on the erect dicks of horny rich men

- Wow this guy really likes pears

- Karen... Again

- Perfect gift for Lucky Son

- So this is the hacker known as 4Chan

- Mushahid and his son enjoy Coke

- Sad commentary on todays customer!

- Two of my Facebook friends shared this.... They are both grown adults.

- UNACCEPTABLE!!! Probably all the demorats fault.

- I’m a little past Valentine’s Day, but this is still so sweet.

- So deep bro...

- Equals Sign

- Apparently no one dies from Pneumonia...

- The way the subtitles on this video are split above and below the video.

- THAT nonsense only makes sense if you DONT think about it.

- Oh no, her kid has a mind of his own!

- Call me....

- Same guy as last time....

- Fact accounts like this.

- Erm, i guess the timings dont add up...

- This T shirt.

- More from the woman who thought 9/11 was Obamas fault.

- GOAT-sighting in Costa Rica!

- I know way too many people who share posts like this.

- Obama = Hitler

- If she didnt reject me, she wouldnt have killed herself

- Not a meme but...

- ok mom

- Oh the irony. My cousin is a gold mine for posts on this sub.

- Am interesting take on what makes people into mass shooters....

- Feminism

- There are no hungry kids in the US due to poverty

- Let it be

- Real Americans

- Its hard to believe she made a mistake, being the photographer she is.

- The amount of casual racism I see everyday is getting ridiculous

- YOU WHAT????

- One more fake news by CNN

- dog owners who do shit like this

- Get fucked, bitch

- I mean, I guess it kinda works

- Shared by one of my Trump loving cigar chomping truck riding FB friends. When I shared a Snopes article in a comment proving that this never happened, he deleted the comment.

- Stupid comments

- The union cheated via underground railroad. Aka Harriet Tubman

- Reads like really bad fanfiction

- Ill take Shit That Didnt Happen for $1000, Alex

- They must be getting their business model from Comcast now.

- My great uncle is always making these cryptic posts. Im honestly not sure if its intentionally, or not. When asked what happened, he merely replies with Im fine, or all is good.

- It was okay until she said “always”

- feeling entitled to more than one free sample.

- A very strange photo indeed

- Anyone down for a Covid Party? Coronas will be given !

- Words of Wisdom

- Even the older generations see the potential in doing things differently

- a FAMILY restaurant

- Someone help her!

- Everyone loves a good child abuse joke.

- Perspective

- These jokers aint woke yet.

- Free menstrual cups are offensive.

- I have a feeling my fb friend is fighting the urge to grabem and find out.

- WHY IS THIS NOT NEWS?! She said, as she linked an article from CNN.

- So close.

- Awaiting in a week’s time the post about her and her husband getting COVID and it being the Democrats’ fault

- Sure there was.....

- He just doesnt care.

- How do I tell my family that they are idiots..

- Pandering for likes taken to a whole new level

- Free Slurpees sounds like another way this county is turning to socialism.

- this admin got wooooshed so hard

- Cringe and willfully ignorant

- The picture this guy used for his garbage meme is of a woman finding out her sister died in the sandy hook shooting. Then they defended it by saying she’s an actor on a green screen.

- There was an attempt to make them look bad

- He didnt even respond when I asked to fight I wonder why..

- to replace Im sorry with thank you

- Sure, it could have happened, but mm...

- Think of the thousands of ways you couldve spent the afternoon besides harassing security guards just trying to do their job. Truly pathetic.
