The Shirk Report – Volume 183
Refrigerator Bandit
- My bubby keeping me company while I work.
You can’t tell, but she hates leaving the apartment. - @the_kelsey_b on Instagram
real
- Blursed dog shit
follow me💞
XD
- while hanging our on front porch we notice a commotion in the window...
21 More Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy | Team Jimmy Joe
- The easterbunny came early this year
Funny Photos That Sum Up Peoples Worst Days
- Me (20), taking a big cock whilst bend over outdoors.
10+ Hidden Details Fans Didnt Notice In Sons Of Anarchy
literally
- Cats
Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy! | Team Jimmy Joe
crying pfp
- Blursed_haircut
Inside the Reddit Group That Gives Brutal Feedback on People’s Hinge Profiles
Never need a bitch, I’m what a bitch needs, Bernie Sanders White Board
- Patiently waiting for a drink from the faucet.
40 Bizarre And Inspiring Medical Cases That People Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)
This one isn’t doing it :(
- My kitty is feeling quite cuddly today
A guy goes over to his friend house
obsessed
- Does this look familiar
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♡ @hisfavgirr
- If this aint a mood ,I dont wanna know what else it is.
istg someone do one SIMPLE thing better than me and im like ah to be you
- [f] A little loose after good use😉
Ridiculous Bad Day Photos That Are Hard To Explain (45 Pics) - Page 3 of 5 - DrollFeed
- Cursed pumpkin
Afternoon Funny Meme Dump 34 Pics
- walking my dog when a young squirrel boldly runs over to my dog trying to play; he then proceeds to climb up me!
21 More Failed Attempts at Trying to Look Sexy | Team Jimmy Joe
tiktok slideshow quote
- hmmm
50 hilarious times the universe was clearly messing with people
- Most funny jokes
wild (tiktok) screenshots on X
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- I’m always here for you
hottie
Me to my haters
- Dirt doesn’t like my scar
Beetle juice
ATTENTION ALL! Tonight at midnight EST I’ll be releasing the official version of the second track of my ep, Move in Time, on bandcamp for 24 hours. Bandcamp is dropping their revenue fees, and 100% of every purchase of this track will go to @transjusticefp to support grassroots justice groups for trans communities. This is a great organization supporting small communities, and one I would be proud to help. Spread some music and good vibes!!!! - @_emmy_marks_ on Instagram
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Trashy y2k
- Draw me like one of your good boys
^w^
@criesinlv
- Cute texts
theyre so weird 😭
- Animal
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Just wait until my therapist hears about this
- My rabbit doesnt like the car, so this is what she does.
- Elmo is looking for attention 😍
- Woah dude
- A brave firefighter couple looks at each other for last time before going into collapsing twin towers, 2001 Real Life Heros!
- meirl
- So this pigeon settled on a classmate who is sleeping in class. It stayed there for quite a long while.
- Obie, who got caught sleeping in the linen closet but doesnt seem too worried about it.
- How to know if Hitler is thinking about unimpressed fried eggs.
- Blursed Mouse
- This Duolingo chicken
- i assume you guys liked the dog from my last post so heres another one
- Rare silver fox
- Two days ago I burned my forearm on my motorcycle exhaust and noticed today I was letter-branded
- Looks comfy
- [oc FO76] Tobin Grant
- Sleepy boi
- She knows shes going to the dog park and she has this look on her face. Im dying.
- My 2 year old likes to crawl inside the sheet we cover our crappy couch with. He found a hole in it and made it his own.
- Relationship goals!
- I guess Im not doing any work now...
- Dingus has a new favourite napping spot ❤️
- RIP my best boy, hit by a car last night:( 5years old
- Everything reminds me of Her..
- Still sleepy 💤
- Taras cards should have brawlers on them. Like Pokémon cards, brawl stars cards
- oKaY but messaging someone like that is not normal.
- cursed_friend
- Anti Anxiety
- The pedals are way down there!?
- These jumpers shrunk in the wash
- Everyone asks who the good boy is, but no one asks how is the good boy.
- Meet me headless cat Oreo.
- Blursed_Toilet
BUSHFIRE WILDLIFE APPEAL The current bushfire crisis has left an unprecedented trail of destruction in its wake. This includes Australia’s precious wildlife (including many near extinct species). Over the next three days @the_pampered_pet will be donating $2 from every order towards @wireswildliferescue bushfire appeal. We would also like to take this opportunity to thank all of the brave CFS volunteers for all that they have done in this crisis. - - - - #appreciationpost #cfs #wireswildliferescue #bushfirecrisis #donation #thepamperedpet #bushfireappeal #australianwildlife - @the_pampered_pet on Instagram
- Even emergency services were getting in on the panic buying today - Bunnings Petone
- Trust me, its not a neck.
- Ill take my pizza to go.
- Sent a funny picture of my cat to my brother and... LOTR reference
Hayalleri de bulutlar gibi belirsiz, her an değişmeye hazırdılar. -Ray Brock - @chosesartistiques on Instagram
- Someone got real sleepy on his car ride.
- This pic my dad took of me
- hmmm
- hmmm
- Buff fox
- Animals
- ‘Because I am big and it is small’ haha... Bf text me with his achievements for the day #australia
- This lil guy in the car wash for the first time.
- 500 upvotes and Matt will have to read the banana one to his entire extended family without context
- Big chonk
- Couldnt find him for over an hour...
- Youve met Shadow, may I introduce her daughter Ave?
- Pudding fell asleep cuddling me in the car, I’ve only had her for a week
- 2meirl4meirl
- Kittens
- I got stabbed by a plant on a hike three weeks ago and this guy went straight in. Yesterday, it finally poked its head out and I unsheathed him.
We back🤩 - @cranfordnj.memes on Instagram
- pls stop
- I actually can’t tell and it’s bugging me
- The struggle is real (original photo in comments)
- Many years ago when an ER tech accidentally started an IV in my artery. This was 5 days later right after I got home from the hospital. Further story in comments
- What????
- Dont mind me, Ill just chill here
- Look at his little tongue!
- Afternoon naps 💕
Thats Dark...😨🍎 . Tag someone who should see this 🙊👇 . . ♥️Follow @cartoonchronicle for more 👦 .🖌️Art by @thingsinsquarescomics 😄 . LIKE ✓ SHARE ✓ COMMENT . . . . . . #funnycomic #comic #comics #funny #comicstrip #art #webcomic #cartoon #funnycomics #comicstrips #instacomic #webcomics #sketch #instacomics #comicart #artist #webtoon #illustration #drawing #dailycomic #anime #doodle #interviews #tryouts #lol #memes #apple #applestore #darkhumor #darkhumormemes - @cartoonchronicle on Instagram
- Come on!
- Ever just irrationally hated a colonist for no reason? Guys validate me here and roast him to a crisp!
- Meet the god of the sun
Cant believe its fall already, holy moly. Whatever comes next, were going to enjoy ourselves, do our best and forget the rest, 2020 be darned. Incredibly grateful for our wonderful readers and supporters, incredible staff, and to be surrounded by beautiful books every day. Come check out our new #fallreads in-store! Our shelves are full and waiting for you, with new shipments every week. Open daily 10am to 6pm, with parking still FREE throughout #granvilleisland 💞 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #supportlocalbc #independentbooksellers #lifeongranvilleisland #gibca_community #wholesomememes #vancouverisawesome #bookstoresofinstagram #booksellersofinstagram #gratitude #shoplocalGI #shoplocalyvr #growthmindset #smallbusiness #fallvibes #fallreading - @hdbmyvr on Instagram
- Anti camouflage
- Woke up from a nap to this at the end of my bed
- Oreo
- This car came with a pup holder
- hmmm
- The firefighter gives the koala drink of water because of the australian fire disaster 🙊
- woof_irl
- Who’s gon tell him?
- any feedback appreciated but what can i do to improve specifically the coloring/shading here ??
- I would definitely do this
- Bone r
- The very rare and difficult single bed double snooze, only achievable after much new year celebrating
- Say 20 of blood blister turned diabetic ulcer. Good granulation and healing. Post to original in comments.
- Chonker doing a snug
- Little guy in front of me was excellent didn’t leave the seat even when the owner went to the bathroom and didn’t try to knock anything to the floor.
- Dress for success!
- A full head of hair between them
- Its either NYE in NYC or I smell funny.
- Nap time
- Wedding Cake in the shower hotbox
- My favorite command- I was happy to find him parked outside my house
- I’m working from home healing from ankle surgery. Neville sleeps by me everyday :)
- Blursed_Cronch
- I went to the nursery for a pot. I left with a ‘baby’ on board. Couldn’t say no to the variegated jade in my backseat. I have no will power...
- Animal beards !!
- My cuties
- A house without pets is not a home, my true friends
True💯 Tag someone who can relate this😂 Follow @girl_memer_ #memes #standupcomedyshow #laugh #trending #successquotes #carryminati #pubg #indianhub #indianhubmemes - @girl_memer_ on Instagram
- Went out to for bedtime potties. Came back with snacks. Must be apple season.
- Safety first!
- Tumblr Ads
- Blursed_Duck
- hmmm
- Blursed passenger
- My FL froze, better open up task mast -
- War Crines
- While playing racquetball today, I hit my wrist with the racquet and got blood branded with the Wilson logo.
Happy #NationalDanceDay. It’s just who we are. May we dance for love, for joy, for equality, for truth, for sadness, for others, for ourselves...for wholeness...today and everyday. 💃🏽 - @rahdanceworks on Instagram
- Rounded kitty
- Work from home they say, get more done they say...
- 3rd in line to drop a deuce in my OWN house, and i live alone.
- How to back away slowly from a Karen while maintaining direct eye contact
- blursed_Files
- hmmm
- Callie and her signature pose
- He got hit by a soccer ball/football...
- Adopted an outside ginger girl kitty and subsequently fell in love with my daughter
- Cute little demonized dog
- Blursed trip
- I keep catching bats in my house... This little one was cuddling my thumb.
- BLAKE GRAY
- What a handsome sleepy boy, who just made a very bad smell :)
- Spike likes to sit in my lap while I Reddit.
- Blursed_Gamer
- hmmm
- Forbidden apple
- COMEDY!!!
- hmmm
- One second before the big pounce
- My friend found this odd squirrel outside his parents house.
- Train pupper
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- It’s my birthday! Got a leopard print hooded blanket! ❤️
- Legs without an upper body on the metro
- Daddy & Kitten
- This little baby I found wandering in the yard
- If you look closely at my necklace, you can see it’s from a text Kanye sent me. He took an amazing vintage a Cartier gold plaque necklace and had it sketched out. He’s always the most thoughtful when it comes to gifts ✨
- Kitty knows how I feel in my Monday early morning class
- ITS A G O O S E
- Sadly, this be the case
- This will never be not funny
- Only happens in Australia. A visitor at camping ground.
- Meet Richard the dog
- ITAP of myself and my guitar on the train tracks today [MLM]
- Hardcore police
- I ended up with a cat that loves belly rubs. Life is pretty sweet right now
- Forbidden pumpkin
- It’s hard to leave for work
- Gothkeeping the darkness of the soul
- may i acquire some nüt brøther?
- Meirl
- [Skin concerns] I have a routine but am afraid I dont get enough moisture. Could it look like my face is irritated/dehydrated or am I just worrying too much?
- ɹǝzoous ǝɹɐɹ
- My cat Ebon is a spaz.
- Just a guy wearing a hoodie
- Since so many of you were upset yesterday, I present the post-gore picture.
- This airplane bathroom.
They always are 🔥 #The5amClub - @the5amclub on Instagram
- The underside of my beard looking like a disfigured back of my head
- Just came across this picture of me as a 7 year old with my spaz of a beagle
- I sprained my ankle 2 days ago and have a pulled muscle in my arm both from doing yard work, this morning she sent me and my brother this in a family group chat
- hmmm
- Dank memes tumblr
- I FEEL you buddy
- Reddit meet Jess my girlfriends rescue cat, spends her days hiding and buries her head in my hand when I pick her up and fuss her ... but shes lovely!!!
- My friend sent me this pic of her dog
- These apples have two differently colored halves
- Yea, Jamals my kid
- My dad got a puppy and a selfie stick and is documenting their adventures together. They’re quite the pals
- Average dog by day, bagle by bedtime.
- Forbidden gaper. Got an infection on a blister from adhesive allergy. Already been to doctors
- me_irl
- Hartley rural fire station-you’ll never see politicians this tired
- Soon
- The joy of not having a garage in the UK
- My girlfriend and I commute to work together everyday....oh and Lady Bearington comes with us. This is her on a Monday morning.
Hope you guys enjoy XD~ Tell me which one was your favorite (although I can already take a guess😂❤️) - @tuesday_bbetter.zpt on Instagram
- hmmm
- 17 years, 5 months and 6 days old. Now youve got all the time in the world to eat hair buddy
- Feel good stories
- A solid fuck you from voodoo
- Dual Core
- Lord Bägüs, The protector of sleep
- @poodledogs.club on Instagram
- Snuggly Cuddles
- My driver is slacking off...
- Eyeball-eviscerating formatting
- Something just gets me idk y
- This has got to be comedy, right?
- Mingin
- Cheeky git on my tit!
- My girlfriends ass is looking nice fat! DM and we can trade ; )
- When youre dreaming about napping.
- me🙀irl
- One reason you should look before you just sit on a toilet in our house.
- Pro tip: Look for hibernating bears when setting up OP/CP/LPs
- i need friends
- Michael knows.
- Small skull study, OC
- (╥﹏╥) help me
- Was not a good weekend on the snake. [MIC]
- Mohawk tan line. First World Punk Problems.
- Cant believe she tried to do that (OC)
- From r/madlads, I think it deserves to be here.
- TITle
- Happy Kitty
- Three years seizure free, my guys
- I think I may need to cut off my ear.
- We’re cut from the same cloth
- When you got a militia meeting at 6 but first you gotta direct traffic
Buen día!! Es wea mía o hay un oso pardo en la manzana? #lacuarentenametieneviendoweas , hoy #tertulialive con @clmoreno.comediante a las 22:00 Hrs. - @rodrigovillegascomediante on Instagram
- hmmm
- Working from Sardinia this week, by far the most beautiful beaches/water I’ve experienced in Italy 🌊
- Yes
- Blursed Son
- Looks at him, he’s smiling
- My 15 year old pup sleeping off a three day adventure in Scotland. Not heard a peep for hours
- The cover of this book scared the hell out of me
- Window seat on the train :)
- When other occupations get bad reviews.
- New addition to the family and Mom wants nothing to do with it.
- Woof_irl
- Two years ago a google street view car drove by me and today I finally saw myself.
@pomdaily - @pomeranian.lover.page on Instagram
- me irl
- 35 MM FILM LOOKS
- Got highly emotional, wanted a change. The goal is still long hair but I decided it could wait.
- Going for a ride
- Thats not where your mic is!
- Before and after a visit to the dog park with Callie Goldeneyes.
🍁 Today is the first day of fall! 🍁 D.A.R.E. Officer Papale is celebrating by visiting a pumpkin patch. How are you spending your first day of fall? #Irvine #IPD #InPartnershipWIthTheCommunity - @irvinepolice on Instagram
- Safety first
SELFMADE in a sea of self-care brands 🥭 - @beselfmade.co on Instagram
Making sure the new house is up to scratch 👀 - @the_brynsta on Instagram
- My buddy took out his phone on the highway while riding and snapped an action shot for me.
- doctors ØRDĖRŠ
- aesthetic
- Blursed_cat
- hmmm
- Wearing a mask became mandatory in Swiss public transport this Morning
- We took Snowfie camping, wheeling, and tubing over the weekend. Here she is on the ride home, thoroughly exhausted.
- Blursed Alfredo
- I had my mom dye my hair for me.
- Full & Standing train the other day, then this chap comes on. Well jealous.
- hmmm
- [OC]
- hmmm
- Something is out there!
- Sleepy
- Watching The Secret Life of Pets! He is quite into it.
- When an iPad just isnt enough....
- Apple / Sunflowers
- This is how you wear headphones, right?
- hmmm
- hmmm
- Raising Daughters
- Bright led headlights on a jeep
- Protein check! Friendly reminder to check your product’s protein levels, every hair type needs protein. This is the curliest my hair has been w/o diffusing or using literally any styling product. My hair needed protein! I only realized after I checked isitcg that *none* of my products had protein
- Animal Humor
- When my wife is getting ready to leave on a business trip, our pup lays down on the pedals so she wont leave
- Even when on my side, he elects to sleep on me rather than the bed.
- Always passing out near me after a long day of hunting buggies
- I was being summoned this morning by Milton (orange) and a shadow boi.
- Mans best friend
- Doggo is tired from our run
- My cat can glow, what can yours do?
- Perfect 3/8 table saw kickback...
- Six week old hedgehog
- Good night and tweet dreams
Notre personnage principal (le propriétaire de MOT QM) a finalement eu le courage de demander au fondateur de MOT douvrir une boutique par lui-même. Cependant, il rencontre son premier obstacle extrêmement rapidement; cest lui-même et sa réflexion excessive. Pour le lire à travers son point de vue, glissez à travers la publication! ________________________________ Our main character (MOT QMs owner) finally built up the courage to ask MOTs founder to open a shop by himself. However, he runs into his first obstacle extremely quickly; its his own self and his overthinking. To read it through his point of view, slide through the post! - @maisonothe on Instagram
- Felix PP = Hedgehog confirmed?
- Get so cuddly to the point where kittys fluffy butt is all up in your face.
- My jacket came Covid ready. It has mask sewn into the hood.
GAME OVER! Han sigut uns dies meravellosos. No volem tornar a la rutina. Moltes gràcies a tothom que sha passat pels bolos! Als @culdesacfest per portar-nos a lo más alto (literalment), als @saim.band pels instruments i lacompanyament, als @somdelmontseny (gràcies Camde, per fer-nos un lloc per dormir i portar-nos a esmorzar)! Mini gira casual amb @tanoduo i @sara_fontan superada! - @mendra.band on Instagram
- My friend is a true Tinder troll
- Scalping today eh, my friend ran headfirst into a bridge at a park chasing a basketball.
- Cursed_rockstar
- hmmm
