


- Fr


Wind breaker


- Im sorry bro

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- This military spouse




- Heres another from 2011. My psycho step-mom stalking me and such when I just turned 18. Context in comments.


Licencias de Flork 😎💳✨


- This encapsulation of job posting requirements




- Genuinely thought I’d made a friend to joke around with and then nope




- Yes please dumb it down for us mere mortals, oh Great One




- In a group of so-called intellectuals. This guy is just looking for some advice.


Sigma and Dazai.


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- Im going to the wedding alone




- What kind of meat, exactly?

funny



- Is there a reason you cant submit text to r/ minecraft?

20 Text Conversations That Will Make You Seriously Miss Your Best Friend (Photos)

@Yurrski


- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom


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- Rick and Morty Tinder convo. (Not mine)

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- Job Searching/Interviews




- Genealogy Search


- me📞irl


- Meirl


- Excuse me, what??? Rapists exist because they have been given the OPPORTUNITY to rape????????? WTF??????


- Doing shit like this is fucked up man


- Got em!


- Trashy doesnt cover this level of degeneracy


- Meet Monkey D. Luffy, an alpha male mod at The Red Pill.


- Not quite the answer I was expecting...


- 2meirl4meirl


- quotes: heart break


- An Inspector Calls Revision


- Hair Salons Are No Longer Safe to Anyone


- Jan saving lives one beer at a time


- Harry Potter


- To be cool.


- Baby Activities


- Major power move 😂


- The most over the top message ive ever received.


- $2.50 an hour to watch some toddlers is a good wage, according to EP


- My favorite pickup line finally got me a date


«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram


- My name is right there in the text!


- SLPT: Lose weight


- Big word make me smart


- 25 y/o with shitty attitude gets fired and calls his former boss (with a job and a drug habit that he kicked 10 years ago) a loser.


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- Male hun selling food stamps for doTerra gets caught.


- SLPT: How to buy an object at a cheaper price


- Tara, reset na natin yang promo mo, ilang oras na lang naman din. Mamaya busy na ako.


- “Why he ignore me”


- Wrong af


- Please tell me this is just a troll


- Google is NOT your friend


- It just gets better and better


- Go outside.


- So you remember that neckbeard I posted yesterday? I think he’s got his panties in a bunch.


- Commenting on any Trump related news post starterpack.


- Threatening to join the 27 club because Im not interested


- Jealous Friend


- # Riddles


- Who fantasizes about being sexualized by their child’s friends


- I went to high school with this person...


- Another one by gushers


- Looks like Im quitting tomorrow


- Me_irl


- Someone finally found the courage to leave Family Whatsapp Group with this response.


- Tonight at dinner. (My parents had no idea of what it really means)


- I have several questions


- To all the brave Tumblrinas.


- assaulting a cashier over 86¢ and a snarky comment then posting about it


- Because teachers care this much about the page number?


- *Demonic Whispering Noises*


- Was looking for a George Foreman recipe and ended up with TMI


- English Collocations


- Are you gatekeeping being a woman, again?


- Pass me the fire, I mean book, I was confused


- rArE SpOOkY sKUlLz


- Red posted that he was running for mayor, but blue has an objection.


- My mum has been getting into UFC lately. Never thought Id have a discussion like this with her.


- Baby Names


- College Humor


- Why does this always happen to me -_-


- Alternatives to rubbing alcohol anyone?


- Bahahahaha VERN come look at this one 🤣


- Thank you, cowboy


- Thanks google


- People making up extravagant lies about mass shootings for attention on instagram.


- Ligma takes another victim


- Literacy Coach


- American TV brainwashes poor tumblr youths, who demand $100% to cover nationality conversion therapy


- A horny stronk


- She seems nice


- I’m Not a True New Yorker


- Guess it doesnt always work...


- It has been 2 days and still no emojis dropped.


- You sheep or a patriot? Choose


- Inspired by a post a few days ago, I hunted through my Wattpad history to find this gem of a comment. Apologies for 15-year-old me


- Sweet tart/?


- Group Life


- It all starts with the donut


- funny soccer pics


- Assassination Classroom


- Imagine my horror as a fan of this sub to find this sent from my 17 year old self buried in my texts from 5 years ago


- Gatekeeping manliness

- Not The Time To Pick A Fight Publicly

- double whammy

- Harry Potter will always woo the ladies

- Just say it in language you both speak then 🤦🏻♂️ Pure cringe

- My work implemented an automatic header warning you when an email comes from outside the company. Now I cant see a preview of the contents of any message until I open the email.

- Cupcakes are healthy?

- Insults dead child, in sick way to get the mother to sleep with him? Talk to him? Just wow.

- My first reddit nice guy. This is it. I’ve finally experienced reddit to its fullest.

- It was only a matter of time with this lady. An alleged conversation between a nurse and a five year old, as described by her psycho mother.

- Fixed identifying information.

- Tale of blow.

- I didnt reply for 10 mins. He told me he was a nice guy earlier on in the conversation.

- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove

- Cause and Effect

- Here are all three, of the nice guy I new in middle school and is now talk to me again

- my charming old babysitter feels like i owe him sex

- Standard night out.

- Fun fact of the day: being friends with the opposite sex isn’t allowed. (From a friend)

- Female fear = male privilege.

- Pretty insane

- Voter who supported party that publicly stripped away the welfare state for 10 years surprised to find it missing when they need it.

- Immature prick, dirty troll or both. You decide

- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word

- I found a stray cat and took it to the shelter (after keeping her safe for the night, feeding her, making multiple lost cat listings in attempt to locate her owner) but hey, guess I’m the bad guy.

- Wait what...

- Cute

- Autism isnt a disease

- Great use of God and Guilt

- meirl

- You can just TELL

- I’m terrified

- A mutual friend is going through chemo and this is was someones response to a disagreement. Kicker is that this girl works at a hospital that specializes in breast exams!

- They would rather have an abortion after getting raped....God is probably disappointed with you. (I swear Im blue in the conversation).

- Perhaps the best free 3-word Aviation career advice this you young man will ever receive.

- My favorite Hun bot bragging she can work while on vacation

- Yep always an eating disorder. Wouldn’t want your kid to avoid the problems his dad had

- Introduced my friend to reddit. This is what she did.

- Posted some sneakers for sale on Grailed. Is this guy trying to scam me?

- Damn white walkers spreading covid

- Job & Resume

- The weight of civilization rests on the erect dicks of horny rich men

- Brave viking man defends kid from bullies. Is showered with applause and crisp $100% bills

- A post about a lady being unwilling to let her toddler drink out of a lidless cup and whining because “her toddler’s gonna die of dehydration”.

- Bumble BFF convo this morning 😂

- Posted by a cop

- What a scum. 1st comment tho.

- He DID get really good at writing letters!!

- Annoying Kik convo part 5. Final part

- Wow sick burn

- That must have been an amazing experience for you... (Mormon chat)

- Don’t go to the hospital, just ask Facebook!

- Panties accidentally left in bathroom

- Levis customer support sends me a GOOGLE SEARCH OF MY QUESTION, says thats all the info she has!

- Sive don’t cut this out

- Mad Lass pranks own mother!

- Trying to buy a Nintendo 3DS on craigslist... patriotism ensues! (Guessing he saw my pakistani name?)

- English language idioms

- Lemme enlighten you retards in some knowledge.

- i’m terrible at conversations

- Teaching modern writing skills

- You gotta be born with the hatchet and juggalo face

- Apprendimento

- ADHD be like...

- Pretty sure thats just called insanity, but yeah, lets go with youre a psychic

- My fiance doesnt watch Arrested Development, so this joke was wasted on him.

- x-post from r/sadcringe

- to replace Im sorry with thank you

- Angry V6 muscle car owners at it again

- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit

- This guy was THE guy in high school. Now he’s turned in to THAT guy

This one’s for you GPCF - @jeaneneknorr on Instagram

- This is james who did your tattoos wife

- me irl

- Sorry that was my friend being rude

- Guys + Emojis = Stage five clinger ***CONTINUED***

- funny chat

- Oh the cringe......

- Shes back and I dont know why

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- Immunology

- Yikes

- anxiety

- 2016 i had broken up with my long term boyfriend and moved back in with my parents. Luckily a friend reached out to me in my time of despair

- im literally viking

- Apparently I’m the bully for kicking this kid out of a Kik group chat

- My friend posted this on Facebook this morning; I really feel for him. EB’s early in the morning are the worst...

- Harry Potter

- Perfect definition of nice guys.

- Fake my death

- Teaching the chatbot breaking bad

- You such a wanker

- Female pulls the automatic I have a bf line, loses a sale

- Do not use reliable sources! Only feminist ones!

- children english

- All About Fasting

- Sorry officer...

- Damn Daniel

- Chemistry Teacher

- Its a rectangle scheme!

- science kids

- inspector calls

- A wonderful love story... Not really sure where else to even post this

- A while back u/niegilsux posted about this guy asking a girl for her poop. I added the guy and this ensued (part 2)

- A+ for that.

- Chemistry

- me🍕irl

- People who do this and think it’s ok

- It was her responsibility...

- 2meirl4meirl

- When they slide into your DMs at 1 AM after recovering from last years rejection...

- Be nice and reply to my greetings

- Apparently I’m the rude one

- Gardening is a choice, not genetics - a chat with my child today

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- Brother in law called me “sleezy” for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she “reinvests” in more stock.

- Canny trust they East Kilbride yins

- Nice gay!

- [MEME] I usually hate rage-comics, but found this one pretty accurate.

- Class Prayer

- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line

- Woman tries to convince a former coworker that she harassed to sign up for her MLM scheme. Blue is not impressed.

- Probability worksheets

- reading test

- I feel betrayed..

- Thanks, I hate survival.

- Cut a bich

- Sister asks me if I can watch her kid, then asks if I can come get her and comes up with lame excuse as to why she cant drop her off.

- Subject and predicate worksheets

- Niceguy needed help finding the counseling building.

- Preach it sister

- The imagination of an anti-vax mom...

- [OC] I woke up to a text from two of my players about last nights session

- Weird Kik convo part 1

- I wont lie, this is definitely me when Im driving 🚗🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓

- Back to school Math

- Came out to my brother. Pretty much the reaction I was expecting

- I have no idea how they even got my number

- He is winning. :)

- So this was sent to me, literally never spoken to the guy before.

- Two in one day this morning!

- When your best friend and long time gaming partner sends you a love text in the morning when titanfall is life. ((xpost from r/titanfall))

- Rape is punishment???

- Somewhat friendly pvp encounter. Saw him aiming at me with a bow while fishing so quickly made a move. Yea i said friendly pvp encounter. Thats rare.

- Pythagorassholes theorem

- Guy constantly posts things like this

- House rules in a really ritzy place!

- Why does this community have to be so toxic

- Bea Arthur nudes ewwww.

- WokeKid accuses teacher of war crimes

Love you son. Happy 9th Birthday....#fatherandson #family #blackfathersmatter - @tharealbigdee on Instagram

- not sure if this is the right place for this, but the text i just got from my boyfriend who is at orientation for his new job

- Working with word, a summary

- lesbians

- Flu shot

- what the fuck

- Just some wholesome conversation c:

- A Tale Of Too Witty

- Always important to listen to feedback

- Beware of the Devils Doorbell!

- America will always be better than most of the world. Period

- I had watched only one Ted Talk before and had to go through a couple to get the basic outline.

- Anyone fit the criteria?

- Im pretty sure he isnt working on a report on the differences in the anatomy of women...

- So I was talking to a pedophile outside I mean a Hacidic jew...

- I didnt think i would have to pay because i knew you in school.

- If you work behind a desk, you can’t possibly be working hard

- Fair trade

- Some day bots will be more creative...

- Holiday Conversation Starters For The Bored And The Brave.

- After 3 years of trying to save my peasant friend, his chains are finally broken.

- The asterisks make it.

- Ok yeah sure dude. You trying to catch my pink eye is real romantic...

- fashion

- For piece of mine.

- getting facefucked inna empty parking lot🤔

- I told him I didn’t like him and he started pulling nonsense

- Lets remember this absolute classic from r/niceguys

- Assessment

- IT DO 🅱 LIKE THAT HUH

- Heres my idea

- If I kill myself, will you give me a refund?

- Piece of shit owner. Fuck this industry in the mouth.

- Me irl

- She constantly shares these “stories” of how strangers approach her all the time. Here is the latest.

- A day in the life of a London commuter

- Like the same song? Youre soulmates.

- Welp damn guess hes not a creep hes just a good person.

- Annoying Kik convo part 3

- Me to my cousin a few minutes ago. Hes in another timezone for those of you wondering.

- Assessments

- Its hard to find such people these days (Omegle)

- With a small crew, weve been crosstraining cooks to work FOH. A week ago one of our favorite servers said shed train in the kitchen if it meant a chance to come back.

- Always the charmer, my father who is divorced from my mother finding out about her boyfriend

- So I’ve received hate mail for being involved in ganks, but I’ve never been sent hate for being honourable before xD Thoughts on this?

- *Blushes*

- I mean... he’s got a point

- College

- word problems worksheets

- Im not even really sure what to say about this one

- An escalation I didn’t see coming
