Its true though.
Day 1 of starting Digital Marketing and posting my first TikTok video….not as scary as I thought!
- The time of miracles aint over just yet
- Someone is getting double disappointment
or something
oh take me back to the night we met
- My girlfriend, whom I live with, and who I also met from tinder a year ago. She still likes pickup lines.
30 Hilarious Memes All About “The Office” That True Fans Might Appreciate
- Oh no. My feelings. They hurt /s
Why am I afraid..
- This is REALLY annoying
POV Hello Neighbor Players #memes #meme #helloneighbor #simpsonsmeme
- Mom has never smoked before, but she is giving it a shot for her condition.
🩵🩵🩵
- UPDATE: telling my family that i changed my name. i’m so overwhelmed with joy of how supported and loved i feel
what... what is this...
- No, I dont want a smart meter!
Happy Birthday srk
- I always get the crazy ones
Dont listen to bullys words.
- a true bro.
New Scam Alert! Fake... stolen pics used of Brian Carruthers
- Ok.
Tee hees
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Dm for cash app flip
Telework PH
- ComedyShortsGamer is a nice guy!
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- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
Brandon Burleson | DATINGSCAMMER.INFO
- Facebook trying to be like Reddit.
This Hot Doctor And Husky Duo Are Taking The Internet By Storm
- This is coming from a girl who was very VERY friendly with other lads when dating her ex/my mate.
- When you think it’s an exclamation mark
- Fingers crossed fellas 🤞🏻 my gf [21] talked about fucking her high school friend for awhile
- Didn’t take long lol
- Was meant to be
- Heyyyooooo
- Blursed_texting
- These autocorrect options
- I hate that people post this stuff when all they now is that its from china
- yikes
- wholesome and supportive grandpa ❣
- Its Been 4 months
- Reddit trying to rhyme...
- Date black/brown guys or youre racist!
- Cursed_friend
- I know we’re going through Covid and all but..I have a feeling this guy was trying to steal my package lol
- R/tinder is suddenly flooding with lgbt. Second cross post of the day.
- Ammi right???
- Simply wild
- Well, at least i tried
- Expectation vs Reality
- This guy reposted the top joke in r/jokes and got thousands of upvotes and awards. Then he shits on the people upvoting in the comments.
- [Legit] Dat ass is fanomanal
- I can’t wait for him to come back over and fill my girlfriend up. She loved his cum
- OP does not understand obvious joke.
- To win her over
- at first i thought he was joking, but i was dead wrong
- conversation that ensued after telling red i had a crush on someone
- i think i messed up on part of it. please dont bash me too hard about it
- Maybe next year
- That’s messed up
- I think I’ve hit my peak
- 13 Lucky Laughing Ladies
- Ummmm.....you okay dude?
- The female version of we fuckin tonight?
- Went out with my work wife’s friends for dinner and ended up hitting it off with one of them. This is what happens when we actually talk to girls, ladies!!! 💕
- Oi nah this is lit
- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.
- Nice
- Theattta English Ouch
- Ew.
- Double Tap
- Why am I stupid
- Might need a vacation
- Wild ride from start to finish
- Wow my dumb rap actually worked
- My dad in the family group chat
- No sir, I will not help you cum.
- I didnt wanna reply to a guy that had his bulge in his pfp and this happened..
- Resubmitting bc got taken down for some reason but I live with this
- Neckbeard energy
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- The fucking scrunchie tops of this shit post
- Needless to say, I swiped left.
- Tax rebate
- This poor Redditor finds their brother fucking their dog.
- Guy grassed on him for stealing pencil case. This was his response
- I think more people should know about the Tagedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
- I told authorities about how my step-dad molests my sister and used to molest me. I have told my mother before, but she convinced people I was lying. Second pic is from my aunt.
- This is a new accounter...
- An old friend contacted me. We met on Project Pokemon. Man those were the good ol days.
- Fix your instagram bots (this ones a psycho)
- I think she wants the D
- Dumbasses on tiktok started plastering this shit everywhere
- She seems nice
- Found this on twitter
- Why are there so many toxic gank squads that get mad when you take them out one by one?
- The fact these stupid internet curses still exist
- Found him on TikTok on a video about going through dry spells.
- The racism on this local “confessions” page
- umm.. oops?
- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
- Hes been my friend for 2+ months. People like him is why I have trust issues.
- A close friend of mine randomly sent me this out of the blue and Im not sure how to reply
- Cursed clown
- Supportive relationship is the best relationship
- I have special friends
- Intelligent, thought provoking conversation
- The way my friend texts me
- What this person posted after getting this notification. A father of 4 lost his life protecting someone else. Thought y’all would enjoy some white trash.
- I dont think me feeble mind is ready
- This is from my sister, who is 7 years older than me and still tied up in the family’s (unfortunately close-knit) bullshit. The “help” was $2k I had been repeatedly told “not to worry about” for classes. I left home when they made me get rid of my cat, as one punishment, and I finally snapped.
- She called me Germie cuz I used a german voice (Im a voice actor), even after I told her to stop, and then called me a fucktard cuz I wouldnt drop spending time with my boyfriend, who I only get to see twice a year cuz of long distance.
- Dont try too hard
- From comedyamputation
- Well damn
- Sujk my dikj
- Guy knowingly dates a single mom and asks her to throw her own child in a foster home
- Dude looking for a TV stand wants basically for free. People give him cheap options, he says to eat his nuts. (picture of my computer because its my work FB account that I cant access on my phone)
- Theres a reason why this troll is my best friend :D
- this guy i went to high school with complaining about a GTA Online gang hes in, hes 17...
- I asked why I was so lucky- she didn’t disappoint
- God
- Threatening to join the 27 club because Im not interested
- well then
- This user is a literal goldmine for shit like this.
- Turns out homeopathic alternatives to vaccines are expensive, and don’t work! Who knew?
- If you don’t talk to me I will KILL YOU
- Girl going to Murderer Highschool not ablw to change classes to escape killer attracted to her. Can confirm, I am picture of dead pig.
- Clearly doesnt know when to stop.
- I was looking for an Undertale chat room
- Is there a market for re-match lines?
- I’m doing my part
- we just share a brain
- I am new to reddit but I thought this was funny
- No thanks dude
- When you want to get down but also want to stay true to the faith
- Remember when tinder group used to be a thing?
- I just wanted to show off my cute fox look man
- Hes to dangerous to be kept alive
- Damn Daniel
- I really think I’m dying
- It was going so well and bam, out of the blue. App: Randochat.
- I hope this hasn’t been posted here yet...
- Cut a bich
- This is sad
- I have a picture of my pet snake as a pf...
- Decode this please
- The third paragraph really made me chuckle
- Why even give me the option??
- What did I do to deserve this
- My mom trying to use 9/11 as a reason to break NC.
- I should really change my profile picture. I forgot not everyone knows i got a haircut.
- Parents of the year
- Yes I am the same OP with the cousin. Yes this is the same loyer guy and now he has changed his DP to show how charming he really is.
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- EVERYBODY SHOULD BE YELLING
- strange people out there
- Posts like that, taking advantage of cancer patients for self satisfaction.
- My god
- He justifies rape because “men have needs and he’ll go to great lengths to get those needs met” what a creep.
- Stalkerish?
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- I misspelled “Tuber”
- Entitled trashy people
- I get a lot of DMs daily from teen tiktok “stars” asking for free stuff from my business, and here’s an example
- Pretty sure Im getting unmatched for this
- Lmao another day on twitter. Apparently hes the gatekeeper on what hetero men shud or shudnt be watching on their television sets.
- I did my fiances hair and this was my friends reacrion
- Wow I used to be friends with this guy
- Ight part 2, I was curious if it actually worked , and they just don’t quit do they ?!
- Trying to bribe a minor for nudes... super low blow man...
- We all got that one friend (x-post from r/see)
- Dear evan hansen connor
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- You can never be too careful
- Well....shit..I ... shit..
- Just testing out Facebooks new list feature.
- Alpha David
- I think I did one... To a girl I met on Tinder.
- I’m not about to make you chicken fingers if that’s what your getting at
- That’s a hard unmatch from me bud 🤙
- We havent spoken in a year, and when we did, she messaged me first. We dont even gi to the same school; and I never bullied her
- in response to the new tv spot released today
- Nothing to see here.... Just a little fraud.
- Remember that guy a few months ago? He’s back
- I have no idea how they even got my number
- Wont leave me alone
- Her picture was of her in a mermaid costume. I think I’m in
- Should’ve stopped talking to this guy a while ago, but this was the last straw
- “Life or death gunfight. You wouldn’t understand.”
- Forgiveth me????
- Background: Her son has Autism and she swears it is because of vaccines. So now she’s apparently saying she wishes her son was dead instead of autistic.
- smh the disrespect these days
- My dad is this dumb
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- A post about a video game character
- Gatekeeping the name Kay
- rip holly you were the best, really hope you ain’t seeing this shit in rat heaven
- FùçkëR ÉñTrY got me good
- Hes moving to NYC today, and Im so down about it.
- Is that from Star Wars?
- Doing my part
- Being a character thats shipped a lot with other characters on Amino can suck at times. Keep in mind that Ive never met this person and tried my best to remain polite.
- I still don’t know who they are
- No, just please get help.
- Keyboard suggestions are next level insults
- Guy skips on a bill but leaves a note with his name on it and was tracked down on FB.
- This scammer friended me to try to scam me.
- What was so funny
- This is how trashy we have become
- Well, You are an asshole.
- Oh my god
- I went to high school with this guy, have not spoken to him in years
- me_irl
- Sidekick
- I keep getting these “Thug Life” texts on messenger, every week. I really couldn’t care less.
- “Lol”
- What a chode, man I hope he doesn’t get matches with that attitude.
- Guess I’m a big toe
- Guy Ive known since I was 13. Ugh
- Faculdade
- Who tf actually texts in all caps though
- Meirl
- The man in charge
- What is sarcasm?
- When you say no to a pedophile once and he doesn’t kidnap you
- I pranked the fake Muks on skype and the results speak for themselves...
- This happened after I told someone I was asexual wtf is wrong with people
- “I already used that name, you can’t have it!”
- Anime side of Instagram makes me sad
- ”This is an American speaking app only sir”
- Alright.
- COD’s Instagram Comment section is one of the most toxic comment sections out there... (these aren’t even the worst)
- What makes this worse is that Im 15 and this guy is like, 20+
- My dad is a cop so im ypur worst nightmare
- I think it’s better to leave marriage issues off FB, especially when they’re like this 😂
- I’m a teacher, I agreed to talk to this girl thinking it was to help with a scholarship. Turns out it’s a Cutco demonstration. Of all the backhanded ways of tricking a person...
- Does this stuff ever work for them? Like seriously?
- When you try to sell reps as UA and asked what batch and this is your response. 🥴
- Sends an unwanted photo of his genitals, but IM the whore.
- Big 😛
- me_irl
- Weve been matching, fighting, unmatching, and rematching since 2017. I already know how this time will end.
- Back when i first friended my friend who got hacked
- I guess Im his sempi hbu??
- I really am the biggest mad lad.
- An antivax mother attacking me because i asked for proof of her claims
- Human rights bad
- I had to pick up the bread order today.
- This nice guy that I met in whisper.
- Amino is a hellhole
- Oh wow! I walked right into that one.
- He tried but he failed...
- “Why he ignore me”
- I cant have a piece ful nap without a dinger in my inbox.
- okay
- Heard you guys like name puns
- INDEED
- [UPDATE] this is a follow up from a post that I’ll link in the comments... also his nick name is shorty in my phone so privacy is still protected
- Recruiters really getting desperate.
- Yea... this should work. It will get my attention and have me begging...
- [Request]What are the odds two different people upload the same meme within 5 minutes of each other on two different subreddits?
- When your friends are desperate for Instagram likes...
- Em Hong Kong a policia usa as operadoras de telefonia para hackear os chips e os celulares acessando o Whatsapp dos manifestantes.
- iTs FOr A Tik tOK
- Do you think that i should ask her out? ****We hardly talk face to face in college , most of the times we talk on insta. Do u think that i might have a chance!!. Cant judge, need advise.
- literally 4 minutes later when i posted this (not original idea btw)
- Too Cocky
- She be poppin cherries!
- When reddit communitues take over your conversations
- Genuinely thought I’d made a friend to joke around with and then nope
- Furry tomfoolery pt 2: my response. I don’t have time for this shit
- Not the Thanks I Expected...
- nbc , first couldn’t hear anything then couldn’t type, after ran into a door
- How not to do shrooms.
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- I experienced some Star Wars gatekeeping today. (Note, I am red, and my friends are black and blue.)
- The creepiest part is that this wasnt a dating site...
- Heared
- Its only 5 letters
- Why...
- These comments on Facebook buy and sell.
- My (20F) boyfriends (22M) true colors came out today ...
- Not being disrepectful
- He then said, TAKES OUT BELT.
- When people like this exist
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- Found this screenshot looking through tumblr, honestly Ive never ran into a nice guy
- Blursed group chat
- I made A completely Non - sexual joke about chocolate milk and he follows it up with this 🤦♂️
- me😎irl
- Talking about the Infinity Gauntlet pipe from yesterday
- 10.45 miles
- oh no
- I know the messages are old. But this was rotting at the bottom of my PM list, so I thought Id use it.
- Lovren and Mo’s new year exchanges
- Am I an asshole? I’ve known about a hyped up makeup release for a week now. It’s not on the brand’s Instagram.
- Why?
- We probably knew what wouldve come next
- Oh no does it matter you are a child tho?
- Ass pollow
- Called me sexy, and then he gave me two minutes to respond before he would call me a bitch...
- I guess the only way to settle beef on sneaker pages is to take them here lmao
- A bit older but I thought this fits
- Swing with Sara
- Litterally tried to say “sure, I’ll be on in a few minutes”
- How weebs have a conversation.
- Men of Tinder, this is not a good way to open.
- Why is it my friends who all ways have strokes
- You just activated my trap card
- Um cara que deu em cima de mim há cinco anos atrás, está há cinco anos no vácuo e não desistiu até hoje. (obs: sou homem)
- Bruhh 😢
- So this happened
