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- Can I get an F in the chat




- Worky dug

Thanks for including a photo of you and 4 other people on your Tinder profile. I love a good mystery.



- So this happened when I was loading some baking trays into the dishwasher


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- Heres what happens when you wash something in bleach. These used to be black..

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- Chainsaw

Every school day.

30 Hilariously Cringy Moments That Will Forever Live As Screenshots On The Internet


- Kul

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- Click! Photo

I’m frustrated

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- The way my mother puts away the toothpaste.

Libertad

板長


- Foodtrucks Ideas


[2𝘒𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘙𝘰𝘰𝘮] 2022 - Stray Kids


- ITAP of an iron furnace

𝐽𝑎𝑑𝑒 | Яшма



- It’s bloody vomit time

The Evolution of the Facebook Profile [PICS]

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This hits too close to home . . . #spoons #bristol #lockdown #UK #wetherspoons #pub #drinking #Britain #booze #alcohol #weekend #saturday #beer #nightout #meme #British #brexit #session #sesh #uni #nightlife #nightout #app #funny #britishmemes - @wetherspoonsofficial on Instagram

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- These no good, flimsy pull-off tags that rip off more often than not


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- The inside of a compressor of an air conditioner. [1080x1080]




September Boxes ready to be packed! 🧡 Whats your favorite item in the September Box so far? . . . #mywildgrain #wildgrain #sourdoughbread #mealkit #mealkits #mealkitdelivery #freshpasta #freshpastries - @wildgrainbox on Instagram




- Babushka Boobs




- Youll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel

yves



- Casinos hate this

heart been broke

sillyhop #26 ★


Its time to get to work. #viragious #covid19 #cdc #cdcguidelines - @viragiouscleaning on Instagram

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- beauti device

Inoaoi



- That guy from yesterday is a LIAR!! As promised here is the photo.


Aubrey


- 🏄🏄🏄

this is a safe space vent if u need to 3

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- dream big d.i.y & organize


|| Yuta okkotsu


- Happy Memes




- Instead of putting in a new trash bag, someone continued to throw trash in.


- Gringos are afraid


Feeding the chickens is the best part of my day! 🐔🐓 - - My Furfriends: • @mellow.and.bella • @t_n_t_farm • @nancy_the_bulldog DM to join my pack! 🐾 - - Tags: #mia #miasofia #chickenfeeder #feedingthechickens #helper #helping #helpingdad #goldenretriever #goldenmia #golden #goldens - @mia_golden_pup on Instagram


An international police sting targeting dark web sellers has led to 179 arrests. Click the link in bio to find out more about the FBI bust. (Credit: Shutterstock) #darkweb #arrest #fbi - @techinsider on Instagram


- First born


- Vovó de 103 anos pede cerveja gelada para celebrar recuperação da Covid-19


- Electric Dryer


- Proof Andy Warhol is alive and well


- The way my washer wrapped my clothes


- Yup you did.


- One of our TWO machines. Let’s show some love for the hardest working members on our teams!


- Saw this on a facebook


- WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!!!??


- Instant Pot


- Sparky claims that this is the only way to reach the fire alarm device


- Funny bored


- I pity the tool!


- hmmm


- me_irl


- I made a new tool. The hammer flashlight.


- Cursed_Dishwasher


- hmmm


- Me irl


- Obviously doesn’t like blue


- Dinner is served


- Just nu är det extrem blodbrist i hela landet. Om du kan och får ge blod, uppsök din närmaste blodcentral snarast. Jag gör mitt 115:e besök idag.


- Weird way to break up with someone.


- New range, flat top, and ovens! We’re prepping for the summer early this year.


- There is a trash can in the bathroom right next to this. Oh and also in every single classroom in my school.


- Blursed_fork


- All-White Off-White Jordan 1s spotted... on a BOOTCUT BANDIT 😤


- You had a great childhood if you recognize the meaning of this picture.


- blursed_nickelodeon


- When the cat bed explodes in the washing machine.


- When extension cords get like this:


- I see something else...


- Felt ironic might prep later idk


- Nissan s14 front lower control arm. How would you get this bushing out with hand tools?


- hmmm


- A child in Kashmir collecting woods.


- Hailey Leigh [x-post r/pulldown]


- Gee I wonder why she blocked him lol


- Late night snacking (Chalk 0.75x1.25)


- cops can murder someone and maybe get the same punishment


- Non Magnetic oxygen tank for use in a MRI room


- on the advice of the President of the United States of America, aka stable genius


- blursed grandpa


- Why?


- PsBattle: Australian firemen in the rain


- It never fails!


My head boomin rn, I’m about to slap someone grandma - @iiwant_to_swim on Instagram


- Didnt entirely close the paint can a few months ago and now I have an inch thick disc that I could play Frisbee with.


- hmmm


- I’m from Sheboygan, WI. We call this a bubbler.


- Me_irl


- We didnt like the coffee at the restaurant, so we made our own coffee station over in pantry


- This post I found on Facebook.


- Adult grown ass men use our bathroom


- Blursed_fAuCeT


- 3 Burner Gas Grill


- The nail that went into my rear tire yesterday, head first.


#NSTnation 260 new Covid-19 cases Of the 260, only one was an imported case with the rest being local transmissions #covid19 Link in bio to continue reading. #NewStraitsTimes - @nstonline on Instagram


- GRAIN COOKS: Do you guys reuse these caps or toss them?


- When you forget its World Book Day so you send your kids to school as pages 89 and 165 of the Argos Catalogue.


- I know this meme is dead, but I just had too.


- Samwise Mangy. My street pup, has a favorite toy that cost almost nothing and took minutes to make. Higher strong holes are more challenging.


- I’m feeling a little self conscious now...


- This r/mildlyinfuriating post.


- Skeleton from the arm of a dead soldier still gripping his gun


- This sign that was posted on my brothers Snapchat story


- Clean 2019


- Apparently Im third generation wick dispenser.


- XD dumb peeps


- Draining board tetris is always more fun with bridges


- Garage Gadgets and Accessories


- Chill bill

- Toddler found the sunroof button

- Cursed_Doll

- The Sears stores that are closing down have really discounted their prices

- Im sure this is waterproof right?

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, its a comedy. . . . . #Yuvaa #WeTheStories #WeAreYuvaa #meme #memesofinstagram #memestagram #memesdaily #memetemplates #memelife #relatablemuch #memes2020 #memes #funnymeme #jokermovie #jokermeme #joaquinphoenix #jokermovie #lovememe - @weareyuvaa on Instagram

capital Chambers - @dombillett on Instagram

- YEaH dOUblE bOX mY FriEnD

- Saw this on snapchat

- hmmm

The single/car life - @sti_lyf3 on Instagram

- The way my washer spun this towel to cover the top of the load almost completely smooth.

- Jesus that sucks

- Things like this result in unevenly fried bacon.

- Blursed heater

- hmmm

- My Dad is the strongest human I know. Back to 12hr days in ICU a week after his recovery from COVID.

- This water droplet that froze when it was about to drop

- The wine opener at the hotel I used to work at was made in West Germany

Chain Oiler 2.0 installed on the Himalayan by our Store in Cuddalore @tn91riders_bike_accessories . #himalayan #teamchargedex #chainoiler2 #chargedex . Last few Kits left.!!! Price - Rs. 1899/- Free Shipping. Oil Used - 20w40 All spares and replacement parts available on order. Website link in bio ↗️ . #accessories #royalenfield #royalenfieldhimalayan #offroad #biker #dirt #mud #motorcycle #performance #speed #tour #love #chargedexlife - @chargedex on Instagram

- Woof irl

- hmmm

- Guess there’s some cleaning up to be done...

- Oh god

- Best. Valentines. Present. Ever. My home pantry. You can imagine the before picture. And yes, it will be painted (paint bucket on the right.)

- My blanket formed a seal around my laundry

- I hope they have an undressing room for this.

- Who needs to open the toilet door all the way anyway!

- I guess it packs a punch.

- Prep table gets a much needed sponge bath

- no... really?

- @drianinapoli on Instagram

- Funny

- If it’s a GFCI should this still be here?

- Passive aggressive fridges!

- Thank you USPS

- 2017 Will Be Amazing

A POSTIVE STORY FOR YOUR THURSDAY! After being at Golisano Childrens Hospital of Southwest Florida for 678 days, Ryder is going home! For Ryder, Golisano Children’s Hospital of Southwest Florida is the only home that he has ever known. Over the last 678 days, Ryder has won over the hearts of the doctors, nurses and staff who have cared for him over his long journey, but today he is finally going home. When Ryder’s mom, Amanda White, was 15 weeks pregnant, she was diagnosed with preeclampsia. By her 20-week appointment, her baby boy had begun to show a decline in growth, and he was measured as a 16 week old fetus. For the next few weeks, the news of Ryder’s health continued to decline. At 22 weeks, Amanda’s placenta had detached, and she was told the devastating news that every expectant parent fears, if she were to go into labor now, Ryder would not survive. When Ryder’s heart rate dropped dangerously low at 26 weeks, Amanda was rushed into an emergency c-section, and Ryder was born on Nov. 20, 2018 weighing only 1 pound, 9 ounces. From that moment on, Ryder, his family and the doctors, nurses and staff at Golisano began to fight for his life. Ryder has survived a life-threatening MRSA infection, coma, blood transfusions, colostomy, undergoing CPR for six minutes and several surgeries during his two years of life. Every obstacle that he has had to face, he and his family’s resilience and determination for life has continued to keep him strong. The staff at Golisano and Ryder’s family have excitedly prepared for Ryder’s discharge on several occasions, however, he has never been able to be released. Today, Ryder will finally go to the home that has waited for him for nearly 700 days. The staff that has cared for Ryder for so long has thrown him a parade in celebration of his long-awaited discharge. 📸 @gch_swfl - @ourlittlepreemie on Instagram

- Anyone else experiencing this phenomenon?

- This custom sci-fi inspired leg prosthetic with lights he made for himself to go over the frame.

- The City decided to flush pipes halfway through my shower...

- My Dad lost two of his toes due to diabetes

- Dunno if it belongs but I saw this strange product on ig. Guessing its for endgame but your guess is as good as mine

- ????

- Bag of 1ps and 2ps broke and took me 10 minutes to pick them up, then when I got to two supermarkets both change machines were full.

- Be careful around trees

- Apparently, my GF had 3 cups of coffee this morning.

- Dude I’m serious plz give it back dude seriously give it back I’m not kidding

- hmmm

- Acid Stain

- Horror photos

- Amazing Gadgets

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- Bike Parking

- Cursed_Plumbing Group

- My son broke the latch on the washing machine, so he had to order a door kit. It cost £40 to supply, £140 for an engineer to supply and fit and the glass door is going to become a fruit bowl. Very little will be wasted.

- I liked my grandparents fridge until I noticed this...

- Outside my home office this morning; one handed use of the disc cutter and no PPE in sight

@dmur_ray, You persisted. We granted.✨ PUMPKIN CHIA is back for the month of October—Ta da! 🧞♂️ Starting this Friday, October 2, Pumpkin Chia will be on the menu until October 31. ENJOY! 🎃 🍂 FALL HOURS 🍁 Monday-Saturday 9am to 7pm Sunday 9am to 4pm 📍 Costa Mesa 📍 Orange 📍 Huntington Beach 📍 Long Beach (LBX) Were temporarily continuing ONLINE ORDERING ONLY (FOR PICKUP) at all locations. Order at mybluebowl.com #ItsABlueBowl #BlueBowlSuperfoods #BlueBowl #PumpkinChia - @mybluebowl on Instagram

- Your best friend or your worst enemy.

- These men cutting our kitchen bench top look like they’re running a meth lab

- blursed_grandpa

- assessoire, epices , produit accompagnement

- Forbidden cream cheese toast

- Therapist: the long 3rd pan doesnt exist she cant hurt you. Long 3rd Pan:

- Mulled cider. Merry Christmas fellas

🔴 Feu de maison 🏠🔥 ©NICOLAS GEORGELIN SDIS 56 📸 #pompiers#sapeurpompier#pompier#jsp#bomberos #fireman #fire#feu#flamme#securitecivile #picoftheday#maison #incendie#chaleur#photography#photo#photographer#nikon - @nicolas_georgelin on Instagram

- My brother is so domestic..

- Samwise likes his homemade puzzle! I poked a hole slightly bigger than the kibble in the water bottle’s bottom, hung it from a zip tie on the bottle’s neck, and watched him keep playing with it, enjoying food that falls out when he bumps it.

- my incense is burning in a loop

- My sister loading the dishwasher

- Forbidden ramen niddlers

- This shit though

Fixing gutters in the rain. Life in the Adirondacks. - @tonycanike on Instagram

- Found this on Facebook...

There’s nothing better than Grandma’s cooking, but even SHE knows it’s can smell worse than it tastes! Banish food odors from clothing and fabrics with Febreze In Wash Odor Eliminator! Take home the leftovers, not the odors. #homecookin - @febrezeinwash on Instagram

- I see your gatorbong and raise you my now dual chamber Snapple bong. Size 10 shoe for scale.

- A Dutch fireman in the freezing cold

- hmmm

- A refreshing glass of milk

- When he wants one of his marrow bones out of the freezer..

- Slpt : when doing the dishes never turn the spoon !

Deze ochtend kwamen we met alle BHVers van De Lievekamp (en van Bibliotheek Oss en Muzelinck Oss) samen voor een herhalingstraining van het onderdeel Brand. 🧑🏻🚒📋 Verdeeld over 3 groepen deden we op een veilige 1,5 meter afstand een kennisquiz, werd er een communicatie-opdracht uitgevoerd en werden er brandjes geblust! 🔥✅ • #theaterdelievekamp #delievekamp #theater #oss #bhv #veiligheid #brand #blussen #training #herhaling #kennis #communicatie - @theaterdelievekamp on Instagram

- funny

- *pulls out all the hand sanitizers collected since elementary school*

پاکبازی #مدافعان_نظافت، دستکمی از ایثار #مدافعان_سلامت ندارد. در روزهای #کرونا، شهرها تمیز ماند و پاکیزگی، متوقف نشد. همانقدر که قدردان #کادر_درمان ایم، قدرشناس #پاکبانان باشیم که در شکلی خطرناک، با این ویروس مواجهاند! چرا خبری از آمار ابتلا و خدانکرده فوت این قشر مظلوم و زحمتکش، نیست؟! - @ehsanalikhani on Instagram

- For those who need a little reminder (a.ka me)

- Acts of kindness

Ins Herbst-Starter-Paket gehören: 1. Ein guter Laubrechen, um den Garten in Schuss zu halten 2. Ein Gartensack mit ganz viel Platz und natürlich 3. Spaß an der bunten Jahreszeit 😊 🍂 #fiskars #fiskars_de #herbststarterkit - @fiskars_de on Instagram

- Blursed firework

- Gave the left pair hell

- Fecal Transplant Patient Killed by Superbug Traced to Donor Stool.

- Seriously, this ad design can’t be right.

- When I washed my bed sheets this is what the spin cycle did.

- Is this still available? Does it work?

- Washing Cooker

- I love a good queue

- Its a good job my house cat doesnt understand how to cover his tracks else id properly think id lost him. 😄😅

- US toaster posted a few days ago vs Australian Toaster

- that must have hurt

- Tied and scared

- Forbidden bread

- Modern problems requires modern solutions

- One a my doods came up with a brilliant method of killing fruitflies

- Or you could do laundry?

- hmmm

- Any idea as to why my magazine ramp chipped? 1963 browning hi power

- This was my co-workers Xmas gift for all of us...😭 Im cutting onions ok. These are not tears

- Blursed life hack

- That door handle in my kitchen...

- Hats

- A freshly unboxed lowboy; the pinnacle of beauty...

- Who thought this was ok

- This unit of a break room fridge in the site I work security at.

- Found on facebook. Be nice to the equipment operators.

- the mesmerizing way my sons blanket was when i opened the washing machine

- You vs The guy she tells you not to worry about

- Hate Dishwashers at Work!

- Fuck...

- OSHA Approved

- Hide The Scale

#LiquiMoly #Oil #Asia #American #Cars #performance #mongolia #atf - @liquimoly_mn on Instagram

Years ago, an Easton brewery built an underground cave to store its beer. 🍺 In the days before electric refrigeration, the cave kept the beer cold: Its a steady 52 degrees inside year-round. 🍺 Now, a developer hopes the cave might become a bar as part of his idea to build a hotel on the site. 🍺 Click the link in our bio for more. 📸 Saed Hindash @throughthecameraeye - #eastonpa #pabeer #lehighvalley #pa #pennsylvania #pahistory @eastonpublicmkt @lost_tavern_brewing @departedsoles - @lehighvalleylive on Instagram

- Woke up to shattered glass all over the room. The stuff on the dresser has not been touched, and the only glass in the room was a sheet of tempered glass covering the top.

- cleaning headlights

- Ive seen some weird knives in my day..

- (QC) FIRST PAIR OF REPS!!! Air Jordan 1 Royal Blue’s from Muks. Can anyone help me out with a QC?

- Salt crystal that formed in my soy sauce bottle

- Burgers up!

- Stove range hood vent goes no where.

- Further proof that people don’t know anything but hype

- CLEAN DAY!

- Dye jeans

- Built in cabinet trim

- So close

- Big brain play when cleaning the hoods

- Some junkie asshole left me a present beside the keys, wtf???

- 4 real

- When you want to Sous Vide but you dont have a precision cooker

- Showing up to a late sesh like

- This fake laundromat with fake washers and dryers as a front for the hidden bar downstairs

- How not to Aeropress at the office - Part II

- @tosh.0 on Instagram

- Found his when I opened up the washing machine

- I have gotten ‘Hoes’ dialling on a young african american cellular

- My wife refuses to empty the laundry soap lid before putting it back on

- Sooo we got some snow and people have gone crazy

- Cursed_infection

Btw.... Its moms birthday! Its 5 oclock somewhere right?! 🤣🤣🤣 Love ya. Happy birthday. . . #partyhard #drinkallthethings #myteam #birthday - @w.a.r._fab on Instagram

- SLPT: A handy tip

- My new dishwasher is so quiet that it shines a light to alert you that it’s running.

- Our kid’s school did a Secret Santa at school today. First time ever. This might be the last year as well.

- Oh cool, washer went out of order in the middle of washing my sheets. $2 and 30 minutes wasted.

- Cool Mist Humidifier

- Bruce left us a little note reminding us about the benefits of a clean staff kitchen.

- I need some Stoner Engineering. How do I cut off the oxygen to my bowl?

- Having to accept terms and conditions just to cook on the oven you already bought

- James Fridman back at it again

- 30 minutes of hysterical laughter would probably rupture something.

- You feed me now?

- No more brushing boys!

- Forbidden beer

- My son and his girlfriend just moved in together and they are learning how to cook. I think they have a long ways to go!

- Haul of sorts. Cleaned out an evicted tenants apt. Found a $200 Shark Vacuum that just needed some TLC :)

👑 Crown Glass Cap . . Treat yourself like a King . . 🌐 www.trinityglasshardware.com . . . 📸 @clouds.so.dense - @trinityglasshardware on Instagram

- You don’t say?

- Something old, something new. Lol.

What’s your most expensive pair? Follow @seasonoffwhite - @seasonoffwhite on Instagram

- Creative ideas and products

- The way this button is at work

- Uhhhhhhhh good tip

- My landlord let her friend stay (free of charge) in our shared accommodation for a few days because she was homeless. That friend then threw a party and left, and we came back to our kitchen in this state.

- Alright how much is in the bottle?

- I’m King of the Clothes

- I just wanted a popsicle and the handle came off. I swear, its one thing after another with this damn fridge.

- Great results, even at 30°c

- hmmm

- Someone’s definitely been murdered in this

- Clever storage/Organizing ideas

- Ayo.

- No you didnt...

- DIY Camp Shower / Spray Wash (Home Depot Parts)

- Mistakes were made

- For my first cake day, I figured I would post a picture of my 1.6 year old puppy Mastador doing the laundry. Enjoy!

- The washing machine emptied my pockets and presented a Bill at the end of the cycle

- Of course Arkansas

- Cursed_Fleshlight

Stumped... #coronavirus #coronamemes #washyourhands #covid19. Hit follow to know our lives. 😄 #limbdifference #limblossawarenessmonth #limbdifferenceawarenessmonth #limbloss #amputee #amputeeman #luckyfinproject #luckyfin #amputeehacks #onearm #bionichand #bionicparents #bionicarm #laundry #couplegoals #corona #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 - @jamesahyoung on Instagram

- Reddit has taught me to appreciate restaurants that cleans their soda fountain nozzles. Bravo 👏🏻

- I use salt...

- Instead of a brush, my parents have a toilet spear.

- Dishwasher improv.....

- Blursed Malicious Compliance

- Blursed_juices

- $175 for a working steam dryer. Didnt buy it, but I cant figure out why its even here.

- When the chopping board fits perfectly in the freaking sink!

- Unforbidden Detergent?

- When the middle class has to fix all problems caused by capitalism and people see it as wholesome...

- Oops didn’t mean to walk to the fridge bring the juice to the laundry then dump it in XD

- LPT: never settle for second-rate sauce

- A tad suspicious
