- When you give the perfect tip and it equals the perfect total
- Pretty sure it isnt
- me irl
- 99% ... Until fully charged?
- I have to save my files as (file) copy otherwise this happens
- I hate group texts
- @dhoni_fans0 on Instagram
- There is an adult film convention going on at this hotel conference room between a medical lecture and a muslim wedding
- Apache maven
- I don’t think he understands how this works
- comb twist
- Wow! Video by Tom Scott
- Me irl
- Look at all those thickens!
- Definitely not Elon Musk
- My dads radio volume caps out at 38
- Restaurant that always discounts to nearest dollar... 0.19% Off
- I got a voucher which expires in 1,000 years
- I’m about to be 12 and also 13
- Blursed_Intel
- When calculators do this.
- I installed uBlock a couple hours ago and it already blocked 2.341 ads
- The No button is green leading you to cancel the transaction...
The mamak will remain unidentified for your protection. - @sirajazizcomedy on Instagram
- 48.01 GB Used
- You monster
- The fact that 336 people liked it
- It is 2019
- Mmm. Yes. Labeled under deal.
- SLPT: I am speed!
- hope y’all are doing well !
- what the actual fuck
- Ill take the free shipping
- Ah yes, maybe if I just photocopy it, students should be able to read it right?
- @bigboss4_officl on Instagram
- The fact that this brand new phone updated so now half the storage is taken up by the system
- Banana slug
- Caught my odometer at a good time
- @expresso.copy on Instagram
- Makes my 400m look a bit pathetic...
- My school calendar came in but it’s not exactly discernible
Not bad for a days work 💰💰😎😎 #forex #forextrader #bitcoin #trading #forextrading #money #forexsignals #trader #cryptocurrency #forexlifestyle #investment #investing #business #entrepreneur #fx #crypto #binaryoptions #invest #blockchain #forexmarket #stocks #forexlife #success #daytrader #investor #binary #stockmarket #bitcoinmining #trade #bhfyp - @forexexec on Instagram
- Extra rice, heard.
- Eyyy, hit that follow button boys and girls
- Study History
- [meme] I’ve seen a few showdowns in my day
- I shit you not.
- Can someone explain whats going on in this comment?
- I need to break this habit
- Im not playing anytime soon
- oof ouch my performance, man the ｍｏｔｉｏｎ ｓｉｃｋｎｅｓｓ
- Old
- [Question] How would I get my nicebarX time and date to look like this?
- Every. Single. Morning.
- Ive been doing my height conversions all wrong
- I was please with how this pair of 3’s came out
- My calculator always leaves divisions as fractions.
- My mulberries are best before November Firth
- Looking at the comments section is always a mistake
#addayl #adda247 #wifi #wifimoney #wifisfuneral #exante #exam #example #example #examigas #examination #examination #examinations - @vipratipandey on Instagram
- I ALMOST SHAT MYSELF
- heh nice
- Blursed_Minecraft
- I got a bad grade because it does not have many questions on it.
- “2” was the only digit in temperature, speed and mileage numbers in my car
- How Spotify ranks top songs
- Phone scammer is honest about their intent.
- One bump and you go from the song you want to no more alerts.
- 500 Mbps promise
Programmers ways - @nextsimplify on Instagram
- There should be an option to ONLY show not for sale items in the catalog. What do you guys think?
- Guys it happened.
- Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes. The answer to this question is 1,2- diphenylethene.
- The World’s Greatest Detective
- [Spoilers] there are only winners and losers
- I don’t pay for speed this quick
- A different kind of trashy. This school photographer offers an add-on to smooth your childs skin and whiten their teeth. They are FIVE.
- Found this on my son’s worksheet. No-way was this intended
- Then they complained that it wasnt crunchy
Well uh yes thats me - @shxgun_plxyz on Instagram
- 100-1 Justin Haley y’all
- My Goldfish count in Neko Atsume
- How long is this video again
- Same
- Two types of people
- Tried not to spend more than $100 grocery shopping today
- I dont use Spotify but I do have the number of hours I have spent on YouTube! (I have no life)
- High IQ level meme incoming
- Just align them properly!
- Only runs when the kids are at school. But also when theyre not. Except Fridays, fuck Fridays.
- They actually did it. Those madmen did it.
- Spoiler [Spoiler]
- Blursed Grades
- Lights out in Rome
- my wifi password
So exciting!!!! #imsh2019 - @society_for_simulation on Instagram
- Almost 3 hours. Down the drain.
- YouTube’s rating system
- High quality positioned between low and normal (also, why is 480p still considered normal in 2019?)
- Python Language
- My Minecraft coordinates
🎉🎉 We raised £314,528.50 🎉🎉 Incredible stuff, we would like to say thank you to everyone who donated to @gumball3000foundation and a huge congratulations to team 115 who will be starting in pole position in Athens 🏁🏁 #gumball3000foundation #charitygrid #gumball3000 - @gumball3000foundation on Instagram
- Ive had to do 2 smog checks within 11 months (thank you CA) because the first time was a change of ownership and the second was requested by the DMV per renewing my registration. The top one was the first one I did and the bottom was the one I did today. The technician said I barely passed today.
Passed both my boards!!! Officially a pharmacist! - @kcbarrett222 on Instagram
- Potassium
- I’m a time traveler!
- A little obvious...Dont you think?
- Things are really hotting up at the local library!
- The perfect bill at a restaurant
- Volume on the tv in my hotel room goes up to 23. Still very confused.
- Miss you already.
- [OC] This fireball damage is how I feel about 2020 so far.
- I know how to do this but I’m too lazy, can u help a homie out?
- Really? One off?
- You gotta do what you gotta do
- The “suggested gratuity” categories on this restaurant receipt
- Coin Counter Cant Do Basic Math
- Hit level 150 today and decided to check my stats. I average 0.63 player kills per level. I have travelled far enough to make it approximately 60.31% of the way around the coast of Australia.
- Hour long YouTube ad
- My WiFi right now
- math test
- Achievement unlocked: First 10,000 mile year
- you need the sauce
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- I wonder what’s the better deal...
- New season be like
- Sign me up, baby!
- Found this the other day and I knew what to do
- Ah yes, my floor is male
- Damn roblox
- I don’t do public math.
- The Hurricanes outshot the Capitals 45-17 and held Washington to 1 shot for 16:50 of play from the second period to the 3rd. Insane game for the Canes
- ... wait a sec
- Nerdiness
- Off by one pence
- This web based wiring schematic shows a hand with 6 fingers, the icon you use to select it shows 5
#minorflex - @paradox_interactive on Instagram
- The suggested tip my IHOP waitress gave is 25% of the bill
- 420068 money in Pokemon. So close to 420069
- ALL ABOUT ME
- Me_irl
- Friday night deployment resolutions
- Spot on
- Still representing, even after death threats. Some people cant handle the truth...
- Do you go by Catholic weather or Protestant weather?
- My gta balance
- This is why people hate maths
- Things started to go downhill from the 10th of Septober
- xbox live gold prices
- [IMAGE] SMALL CONSISTENT EFFORT
At jbmpatrick.blogspot.com, Ive listed some of my past credentials. This includes Site Exploitation Training, Air Assault School, and CoIST Training. The characterization of my discharge is honorable. Along with the credentials presented there, Ive also posted the copyright documents regarding my book series. On this same blog, I write in depth about much of the trauma Ive survived as well as what Ive witnessed. There are over 100 posts by now. - @weightsteaandpublishing on Instagram
- These superscripts.
- This software reminder option
- fr tho, why
- In case we received that extra service while the receipt was printing...
- To anyone that remembers my post from a few weeks ago, my dad finally has 1 Million gold!
- Wtf is this cant find match for 30 mins
- YouTube...again?
- Took my 99 R6 racebike drag racing. Not bad.
- Its Chernobyl time
- so apparently the right answers are wrong
- Cannot calculate grade
- Finished south park season 1 on netflix and wanted to watch season 2
- My brother, the memester. June 30th, 2014.
- My calendar is missing the 26th
- Today we hit some great goal
- Took a while, but I finally found it.
- meca
- Perfect banana bread
- I may have risked me graduating but this was needed
- This receipt given to my girlfriend LINDSEY at a Vietnamese restaurant.
When 3/10ths separate the top 10 drivers, BlazePod could make the difference and sharpen you up just that bit more! 💪🏼🏎💪🏼 #blazepod #blazepods #fitnessmotivation #fitness #winner #karting #racing #btcc - @f4p_blazepods on Instagram
- This is a major glitch that hasn’t been fixed yet. I’m on the PS4 which has just released bedrock. I’ve tried getting the texture packs. Nothing is working. I wanted to play with my friends but I guess not.
- Good god yall
- My caller ID was being a bro about scammers today apparently
Merchant Skyf...Track List... - @formationboyz on Instagram
- I was doing my math homework and found this
- this download speed, my friends keep asking me why i dont download any new games on steam
- This bio made me laugh
- On a website where you can insert an age and say what you wish you knew at that age
- Covid trackers are now updating with our Recovery numbers as announced by the HSE. We now officially have more Recovered, than Active cases.
1000+ pips profit in my chat room already this week. The free trial is now full so if youve missed this weeks 1000 pips youll have to wait until Monday for the next trial https://t.co/InmRmsTreL - @daytradeideas on Instagram
Cowabunga *coughs uncontrollably*. . . . #420 #weed #legalweed #smokeweed #smokeweedeveryday #weedporn #pot #smoke #blaze #blazeit #green #kush #kushlife #iloveweed #weedaf #Trudeaukushdaddy #weedthenorth #weedthechamps - @urethra_franklin666 on Instagram
- Fish
About Yesterday: Spot the 4.95 Odds! Thanks to Atletico - @mybetbank_ng on Instagram
- So my dad showed me this at the restaurant we went to. I looked into his eyes and said nice.👌
- The infotainment system in my Outback that lacks a ‘No’ option to this question.
- At this point most of my passwords have 5 exclamation points
- OMG this is crazy
- Who knew that a slight overclock would get you 1100+ frames in Fallen Order
- This height conversion chart forgot 410 and 411
- Nice weather were having today.
- Astralis lost only 19 maps in last 100 maps. And won 81 of them. Here is the maps and teams!
- My Brother is installing Starcraft 2 for some reason (he has shown no interest in the game before) and it is making the computer kill itself
- Anime Store
- I keep trying to post on r/homeworkhelp but it’s not working. If I can get help on how to put this into simplest form that would help a lot
- This sushi restaurant doesnt know how to do math.
- My total was $117.51 and they asked if I would like to round up to the next dollar and donate to charity. Liking even numbers, I said sure. This was my total after the roundup 😒
- An iPhone screen size comparison I made
- @thedays_inc on Instagram
- My Chemistry Book having bad flashbacks
- Just a preview of something Im working on
- I was on a long bus ride. Didn’t actually get it, just thought it was funny
- classic
- Studio e metodi scolastici
- Randomly paused a show for a bathroom break and ended up getting some direction
- My youtube channel has gained 44 views in the last month. im proud of the progress ive made since last year
- I have a hundred or over on every assignment but my average is still a 99.70 (for a class)
- No dd-mm-yy
- Important announcement from chat
- Monster Hunter World is My First Ever Monster Hunter Game and I Absolutely Love This Game!
- Saw this in a BoJack horseman edit
- A bit of a wake-up call. Have no idea when my *best* 7 day stretch happened... Couldve been years ago. Using this as motivation to hit a *current* 7 day. Anyone else ever find motivation in weird ways?
- Hope to bring some nice days to a budget xbox gamer 😄
- I got $6.66 worth of gas, and it got me 2.013 gallons
- Broken? Since this message I’ve eaten 4 Mars Bars and drank 3 beers and the ring hasn’t closed!! What else should I eat?
- I was playing osu, and I think 10 more points and I got an A
- @expresso.copy on Instagram
- Its science.
- Ah yes, I see
- My queue to 2B2T, I was looking forward for 69
- My friend almost got this nice reddit moment.
- Why?!?!?
- POV: You just landed at The Agency on Nintendo Switch
- My check amount is 12345.
- speedwagon best girl
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- i would like to give a late happy birthday wish to my roblox profile he turned 4 last month and i forgot about it lol
- Error: success v2
- What a digital clock looks like in between numbers
- Niqqlers don’t deserve rights!
- Erasers that make everything worse
- Interesting title
- Hows the build!
- When the textbook gives an incorrect example
- What if I only want to leave 15%?
This is an awesome personal best by @molliedarwin and proof that hard work and dedication really does pay off. Mollie has spent the past 6+ months working on the critical care unit fitting in sessions as and when she can. There have been many highs and lows but Mollie never gave up. Congratulations Mollie! #personalbest #pb #congratulations #muchdeserved #proud #hardworkpaysoff #thisgirlcan - @rowelite on Instagram
- Java requires answer
- My printer wont let me print a BLACK AND WHITE shipping label because they want me to go buy more COLOR ink.
- There... Is a much better abbriviation for accumulative...
- All the freaking time - I swear it must be intentional
- Interesting name for the Black Panther Blu-ray
- I graphed the pan flag too!
- Christian Book studies
- Branding & identity
- Is this a new one? Tried to swipe to egg screen and game got stuck on this screen I’ve never seen before. Anyone recognize it?
- In a google meet and made a funny
I did 2 EP’s with my buddy Speedy J. Tons of test equipment and tr-909 and fx. https://stoor.bandcamp.com/ - @bomono on Instagram
- The grade my english teacher took 1 hour to put
- Oh no, I made another quality of life mod!
- Whyyyyyyyyy
- Ive never fired the minigun. Maybe I should start using it...
- On my ICT book.
- You can’t kick someone who is being toxic if they are high level.
- Christian Book studies
- What happened to 15/18/20 percent??
- When rust servers do this so you can’t see if your finished loading in or not
- Pewds, you can bind a key to toggle cinematic camera to make your cinematic shots even better!
- Madlad in Discord posted every clone trooper in the clone wars
- Playing the RE2 remake when suddenly..
- Two completely different orders on same table had exact same total
- Full HD 1080p
The last ten days have been transitional for us, due to intense complications with phase three of the USDA program that provides much of our food. But we are happy to announce we have made arrangements with an approved farm to start receiving food again on Monday. We realize many other pantries have paused or shut down in the past week due to lack of access, and we want to do everything we can to fill as many gaps as we can. Expect an announcement soon with revisions to our partner application process. We want to help! The needs are still extreme, and we are adapting quickly to build up our distribution networks to minimize disruptions to families in need. Thanks to @successgardencommunity, @c3.nyc, @the_living_gallery and dozens of our other distribution partners for your flexibility and commitment to helping us, especially this past week and next! - @9millionreasons on Instagram
- My maths homework
- On a mt. Everest climbing game
- Nicely done
- Leaked names for the 10.20 Weapons!
- This happened today. Perks of having a patio on the water I guess.
Thanks.. - @ennu_ninte_moideen on Instagram
- The cost of my medication with insurance and a savings card.
- I think my dash panel is trying to tell me something...
- Crsms wae. Didnt know I wanted that Mineplex
What does your supplement routine look like? #weights #weightlifting #bodybuilding #fitness #fitfam #cardio #inspiration #motivation #fitover40 #workout #fitnessminimalist #fitnessmotivation #fitnessjourney #supplements - @ftnssmnmlst on Instagram
- My steak at Outback has 420 calories
- Funny number in math class
- The Real Anime Fan
- Me_irl
- When someone lists an item 1 cent lower than yours on the steam market
Runner up finish round 1 of the BDRC NHRA Pro Mod, qualified 1st #RHMbuilt #racecityusa #builtwithpride #promodfactory #rhmtuned - @rob_hayes3 on Instagram
- Yes I am 9 (x-post from r/facepalm)
Thrilled to play this Friday September 11th at @berghain_ostgut Garten for Lab.oratory. 6-10 🏢 Come early to avoid a queue 😷 #openair #socialdistancing #mask #berlin #menonly #laboratory #house #techno #etc - @jesse.siminski on Instagram
- The total for my clothes
- Blursed Calculator
- My friends new motherboard
- Quiet kid
- Really? Both?
- .008 away
- Amrap workout
Retest of 500m row for time after the first few weeks of my new program. Im happy with the 0.5s improvement, but made a few mistakes in my race plan that I need to address - too conservative off the line and not rowing through the finish. Pace didnt drop off as dramatically in the last part of the row compared to back in March - around an extra 7-8s before the inevitable decline. A lot of the last 5 weeks has been spent on threshold work and its already making a difference. Of course, an improved 500m time means that my program just got harder... a lot of the work has target splits based off race pace. Im fine with that though - its a good problem to have 👍 Thanks @jane.erbacher for the great programming, support and motivation! #Concept2Rower #themindisprimary #ProjectRow #funtimesinthepaincave - @undefinedrest on Instagram
- CROSSFIT (mostly)
- Lmao.
- 13 Exabytes of space for backups on a 30 Gigabyte virtual private server
- My first asset just hit 1k days on workshop!
- I found an old receipt that says 12 13 14 and 15 in a row.
- 🤠 yeehaw
- Crossfit
- This
- Im super excited for Stadias negative ping!
- The amount of robo calls I get
- Whats the opposite of Maximum Overdrive?
