Ppt2 16 King of Wishful Thinking Profile Pics

- Lookout Monat Huns, there is a new hair scheme in town. They are hitting up your DMs/PMs like wildfire.

- Thank you civ, very cool

- Pro snowboarder Marcus Klevelands absolute unit of a cat

- Instead of just letting me know I’m due for a visit, my dentist makes me an appointment that I have to call to cancel or pay a non-attendance fee, and books it in even if I don’t reply to confirm.

- UPS guy, you are the real MVP! 🏆🏆🏆

- Went to Wendy’s and had to name my order after our lord and savior

- This is ridiculous

- Me_irl

- Replacement cap for insulin pump came in this box. Bananagrams for scale.

- Ellessee x Apple Watch S4

- what is the opposite of a hydro homie because i think i found one

- not appreciated

- I hate it so much

- My wife is lucky she’s cute because this is how she opens boxes

- My dad sometime in the early 90s just after my sister was born

- That is... a lot of gold

- me_irl

- I found a 1943-45 10 peso Japanese “invasion note” from when the Japanese invaded the Philippines.

- Can bots be trashy?

- 8 spam calls in 1 day and they keep changing the number.

- I keep getting Taylor Swift’s mail and it won’t stop, it’s a paycheck from NBC.

- [Shitpost] The bright side of starting medical school at age 30 and single.

- Some people don’t like people!

- The bitter sweetest

- Satanic BK

- “We fix water” What is this bullshit?

- My friend got this message yesterday from a local restaurant. It shouldve made his birthday special.

- Scored the last few told of TP at my local Asian market. I feel like I won the lottery!

- Sup

- My new transparent debit card

- Yes or No

- babyhairs

- Moving day 🏠

- Maximum identity crisis

- Amazons packing department strikes again

- Museum glass vs. regular glass

- small business offered a “pay what you wish” sale and then sent everyone who discounted higher than 60% pictures of coal and canceled their order... in the comments, she states she is honoring some of the heavy discounted orders if their address is in a poor area. comments were quite the read 😂

- The mad lad is at it again!!!

- How GameStop decided to package the DS game I bought.

- Leaving a tip in Europe is a privilege, leaving a tip in the US is a requirement

- Series 2, watchOS 5.3.2. Found a full screen option for that face on the watch app but in the end it doesn’t show up on the watch. Is it a bug or a “ghost feature” not yet available?

- something extra special came in the mail today!

- Don’t be like Frank.

- All this paper packaging to protect PILLOWS from breaking. Thanks Amazon.

- Does this go here?

- My Mum took some money out from a cash machine today and got some of the new £20 notes with sequential serial numbers

- Okay then, so that pretty much is a misleading price range for customers.

- One of my friends has had enough!

- My boarding group and gate number are the same

- Social media in the blood, such a passionate guy he is :•

- moving and taking no chances

- Name pun that worked

- Can someone tell me what does thr star beside the Stand 8/12 tell?

- Blursed_cap

- Important tax documents enclosed. Mmmmm hmmmmm

- Is the face weird or am I the crazy one?

- Give me liberty or give me death

- Yes it is an advent calendar for cats.

- Only Mothers know.

- If I fits ... of course I sits

- Mmmm hun.

- Tried my first longer fast (trying to break out of a plateau). Didnt really plan to do it but it was surprisingly easy and Im thinking about incorporating one once every couple of weeks. Usually 19:5.

- Is it just me or is Renos art kind of washed up and bland, especially with comparison to everything weve seen of him so far?

- It’s already been raining for 3 days

- The size of the box used by Amazon to ship some cell batteries that weigh almost nothing.

- [Request] How much did this absolute bro spend to help people?

- So my friend saw this masterpiece while visiting the Philippines...

- Thanks FedEx.

- “would you like fries with that?”

- r/niceguys?

- I present my 1995 drivers license (18yr old).

- Left my station kinda empty last night. Got this text from my manager this afternoon when he got in.

- Which one of you is this?

- Let the fear mongering begin

- When your boyfriend is enjoying the warm air from your blow dryer as you’re diffusing.

- Easystore 10TB shuck the same as all other Easystores. Appear to be helium filled.

- Gatekeeping coldness

- Just noticed that Canadian currency has Braille on it

- Person at my job has the entire passenger side filled with fastfood trash

- Keep it classy lads

- Lemme enlighten you retards in some knowledge.

- Tana mongeaus “engagement photo shoot” pics. I think posting Tana content might be low hanging fruit but this is too trashy not to share

- Oh hell...

- an orgasmic nuclear dance in conciousness

- This was the mirror label we got when we went to get our Tesla serviced.

- Joseph, a cougar at the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Gardens [OC]

- My chips!

- She got a box!

- Pass.

- Item is listed as pre-owned...

- I made a fat cat out of 3250 emotes

- Last van trip of the season. Had to go to the Oregon coast 💓🌊

- No, because the company usually supplies those things for free

- 1978 Watership Down button I found for $1 and a zen(af) pin because that’s what I need to emulate right now with the corona going on

- He’s a cutie

- Thanks amazon

- mid-game rome 2 in a nutshell

- Absolute Puma

- (Xpost r/wellthatsucks) Doing overtime till 10pm and grabbing a drivethru on my way home for my partner Then getting up for my 5:45am start for my normal shift and decided treat myself to breakfast on the way to work. Automated parking thinks I parked overnight for 6 hours and charges me a £100 fine

- Honestly, same

- my first ironman game was... Incredible.

- Posted in a fb moms group, a 15 year old is starving her unborn baby.

- An update for the lads keeping it classy

- My friend is gonna wake up to a surprise

- My cat, he has a broken jaw and that’s why he got he’s cute teeth.

- The evolution of the one-hundred dollar bill!

- Yes

- I noticed my S4 screen was displaying uneven lighting like some other. So I told Apple about the problem. A few chats and a day later and this showed up at my office. Apple gets things wrong sometimes, but when they get it right, they really get it right.

- Excuse me???

- Parry this Leslie

- Said fuck it and bought myself a 1tb ssd.

- This is in addition to the pictures of cash she posts after offering pills for sale on Facebook

- Our hotel has a polite virtual concierge.

- And so begins the slow migration of old people to Instagram

- I got a big brother for Christmas!

- We placed orders of full size candy bars for Halloween from two different vendors on Amazon. Four boxes from one vendor came packed in a styrofoam box with four ice packs that were still frozen. The other order just came in a box.

- Condition isn’t great but that’s still a good price.

- Oh My!

- This seller has “nothing” as an option for $1.99 so the product’s price reads “$1.99–$540.99” instead of “$29.99–$540.99”.

- Someone told me to post here

- I posted this in my google classroom

- Catch and release. Regretting not getting it

- How do you store your yarn? Because this isn’t working

- 14 years old POS (he’s 20 now) raped then killed his own Math teacher inside the high school building

- Went thrifting in SLO, CA for the first time. SPI bookends for $3.99, red Jones NY dress for $13, vintage feminist compositions $3 each, giant mirror $30, smaller mirror $6.99, bigger purse $5, small purse $10, toms wedges $5.99, and a huge satin pattern dress $7. Im in shock. So worth the drive!

- Can’t test out the new toy until Christmas, does anyone have any experience with the Mofi UltraDeck and what are your impressions?

- Thia squirrel decided to climb up to my window on the second floor of my house

- The way my degree arrived today

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- If this does not turn you on, I don’t know what will.

- If you remember this youre qualied to get an extra veterans cosmetic

- Screen covering ad didnt load, so I cant close it to read the story.

- Reddit won’t let me comment any more often than once every eight minutes.

- Held my Massachusetts license up to the window and found this hidden outline of Massachusetts

- That time my bank account hit $420.69

- I gave my dumbass brother 40$ to get me a 25$ gift card (I have a cold) and the cashier taxes him 2$. Gift cards can’t be taxed, and 2$ isn’t even the correct tax amount for 25$ even if they could be.

- Great to see when im stoned

- I expected nothing less from white people twitter

- They increased the price by $70 after I contacted them! I understand it could have been a mistake but Don’t be like them, double check your Facebook Market prices before you post! Don’t change it with no communication!

- They added nothing for 0.99$, just so they would appear at the top of lowest price and shipping

- Repost cause I messed up the title BAD. Red was trying to sell a book, mom (green) went on one of her political tangents, I (PINK not purple) called her out and she told me I was being immature, said I treated her like crap, and then blocked me.

- My bank will order $2 dollar bills upon request but you have to order a minimum of $200 worth. So I ordered some to be pocket cash for a while.

- Amazon thought it would be a good to package a plactic tub of filler in the same box as dumbbell weights!

- Coworkers filling the entire regular trashcan with 2 cardboard boxes out of laziness

- Not sure how many of you have Pet Supplies Plus near but $1 per gallon up to 29g sale right now! 40g & 55g also on sale!

- Thought no one would see that “each”, didn’t you, Time Warner?

- THEY’RE COMING FOR U...oh, forget it.

- My neighbor’s apartment door

- Typical food delivery logic

- blursed_queen

- Absolutely Haram

- Castration is not just for the Greeks

- FedEx sent me a chonker.

- My teachers weird obsession with Barry Manilow.

- Otok is on a diet and hes definitely not pleased about it...

- Brady pokes fun at Julian Edelmans drunken incident the other night.

I went legit now they need permission to use Frog Eye Visuals 🐸👁 . #LLC #frogeyevisuals #official #legit #smallbusiness #youngentrepreneur - @da.frog on Instagram

- My quarantine buddy Lenny

- 56 $2 bills that I’ve received while I was a delivery driver for 2 1/2 years. I began saving them for the tooth fairy to give to them in exchange for their temporary teeth.

- Not very scary on the back of a 4x4, but they went all-out on the theme

- Does this happen to y’all

- Ready for chapter 2.

- Let the games begin...

- Sure.. Why not??

- This randomly generated (kept) nickname for new headphones.

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- hmmm

- It Took Me 1700 Hours to Get This...

- Nice guy supported by... nice/jealous girl? Girl I know got sent this by random chick on IG cause crazy female’s male friend feels he deserves pics/stuff simply cause the original female posts in bikinis.

- Lunatic is the best trait. Change my mind

- Hey guys, first attempt at a memorial plaque. It’s my test cut, the final piece is much better. I work for the state at a veterans nursing home. The one resident passed away and he was so nice to us. Figured I’ll make that for his family.

- assaulting a cashier over 86¢ and a snarky comment then posting about it

- You ordered food? Well that’s funny, I ordered sits.

- Of course I would like to... Nevermind

- Back by popular demand. They say he’s kinda boring in the sack though. Y’all know who you are.

- BESTiary craft Ive ever made. 10x random currency. Holy Piety.

- It arrived! I’m so excited to get out on the trail with my new pack! I can just feel how much lighter everything will be 😁.

- Yeah fuck his twinbrother that pathetic weakling. I only have one son!

- Not got an email yet (assuming theyre backed up) but this confirmation page is all that matters, right?

- The NSA maintains a 5 star rating

- Lady attends her first online session of class.....While She is also Driving

- Please make this happen Dana 🍺

- Im from sea level, visiting SLC. Saw the badge, signed up for a 5k, threw up, finished the distance. What a gross morning.

- My god.....

- NAS Upgrade time! 8x 12TB + Intel Optane 32GB

- Girl I haven’t talked to in years just sent me this message. I hope no one is actually giving her money.

- I think all bar codes should be like this

- This license plate is “12345”

- Family wall art set. What could make you mildly infuriated about that?

- I live in Missouri, USA. My car rental is from Hawaii.

- On the way home from the post office like

- Well... Thank you...

- These barnacle encrusted sunglasses

- Giving teens and kids tips on how to shoplift

- /r/robinhood is a goldmine

- Buffy demonstrates good social distancing by isolating herself in a paper bag

- Você é um comunista, Harry.

- Looks like I’m due for an oil change on February 31st

- The base notes

- Why even bother with the email

- Dirt stain in my car.

- The comment section was more of the same..

- Boomers sure do love their bud light

- Immortal demigod of Africa; forger of an empire, reformer of the faith, champion of the Children of the Storm. Nicknamed after the fact that I won an eating contest that one time.

- We have conversations with Taco Bell packets for fun. This is how I was proposed to. Of course I said yes!

- Bubby in his Little Chinese Box™

- Great deal

- [Identify] Daymond Johns watch in sharktank

- Apple watch blue band

- Found Watch the Throne at my local record store for $130. So happy 🌊

- This chonker had a fight with her sister :(

- Molly upon her soda horde.

- Found $10 picking up trash along the road.. then I lost my car keys. Happy Earth day!

- TIL that theres a naval battle event in the Game of Thrones mod

- My wife is always asking me about the time. So I made this....

- This Grumpy Cat balloon became more grumpy as it slowly deflated

- It’s this type of logic from the vocal minority that gives San Francisco its reputation. In responding to a post on NEXTDOOR describing two “moms” leading about 20 kids through a Walgreens stealing toys, candy and junk food, lady calls the moms and kids “victims”.

- It’s a never ending cycle

- Was trying to tidy up. He made sure I didn’t throw away HIS boxes. (Yes, he eventually fell asleep in there)

- In the TX heat my parking ticket from Sunday roasted on my dash.

- Yes, running today! 🏃🏽‍♂️

- Hmm, inspiring other people to join you in causally drinking and driving? Trashy.

- Awww

- How did I ever complete a 43-day fast before this? I haven’t even made it 4 days and I wanna eat! Feeling perfectly fine though. I just wanna enjoy food.. 🙈

- Mountain lion returning to cache her kill in Colorado

- NOT THE FORBIDDEN WORD

- I took my car in for a service and got it back with this tag and my mat in a bag in the boot. It fits fine it’s just not genuine Toyota

- I have never been so offended in my entire life.

- Yeah and Im sure shes worth it

- Post dinner bliss in a box.

- H8n

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- Were almost there guys!

- I think my haul got on fire....

- I’m putting it in my living room for everyone to see.

- This shot from RotPunkt blew my mind.

- Thanks Dicks! I definitely don’t care about the OG box for my Flints... SMH

- He fits

- Delivery order to a mall with no instructions. Didnt have a working phone either

- Percents and carrots

- Really? I never wouldve guessed!

- I am very smart?

- hmmm

- Lambrusco’s face after I apologized for the isolated wood trail being closed due to Covid-19

- La Consulta Absurda

- My favourite watch face

- Khan loves boxes, and will try out any box that comes in the mail.

- Packages getting a bit too cheeky

- Found a Post Malone cameo while watching lotr today

- Capitalism is in Style

- My fiancé just sent me this text. I’m guessing it’s pretty relatable in this sub!

- Ya think?!

- Priestbreaker

- Goodnight Sweet Duke

- (posted my bio a few days ago) they say the perfect girl doesn’t exist... have I found my hydro queen?

- The Age of EDFZ is here. Fresh shipment from Amazon from an Elements.

- This see-through King of Spades

- If my kids get to the Coke Zero box before I do...

- The amount of wasteful packaging that was used for a box of trash bags

- “Guarantee fast service no matter how long it takes”

- Black txt on black hair

- Bridal Headpieces

- Went to Fry’s “For a 1600 to upgrade my 1400”.... walked out with basically a whole new build. Whoops! Merry Christmas to me!

- Pikachu ears or two... something else

- My orthodontist office gave me a bunch of things that i can now have since my braces are off.

- Got no strings as the two on the right are both holding (and biting) strings

- “FRIDA”, Me, Mixed Media, 28x40, 2020

- Just wanted to send a text in the family group chat

- Large original oil painting for $9.25 at GW, I need help determining the artist, more pics in comments

- This awesome eBay seller uses snack sized bags of chips instead of packing material

- [OT] Theres a god damn Cougar in the car!

- This box the security guard at a domestic airport in Japan had at hand to put my Swiss Army Knife into, so I could go check it easily.

- My Instacart shopper left his business card

- I own a cat cafe. I found this for $2.99. I dont care about the price. I changed the frame, hung it in my Catfe, and now its worth a million dollars to me.

- Blessed day

- There’s a chonker under there

- Facebook posts like this

- So much for the expensive cat bed...

- I told my neighbor I was going to place an order for BevMo, and he gave me a coupon. His income is double mine, so BevMo makes him spend an extra $25 to get the $10 discount

- He’s been like this for over an hour.

- FedEx has a special box just for Mardi Gras king cakes

- William the Contemptible Wit

- How they combine the “I am 18 years of age” and “sign me up for emails” into the same check box

- A family of bears destroyed my old (boring) trash can, and this is the new one my garbage company provided me. Jokes on you, bears, this trash can is sick!

- We’re open today and slammed from open to close. I snuck out to get a little Xmas gift for BOH & FOH.

- [Casio F91] Wearing this bad boy to go pick up my first solid gold watch. 18038 here we come...

- The package delivery service at this building

- :-(

- Got a new gpu today, I don’t think it’s supposed to look like this

- Just FRIKIN stop already!(scams)

- The box came damaged, chances are the machine is too

- Found this for $5. I dont know what it is or if its worth anything, but I love it

- My pets’ vet has a chonk on one of their magnetic calendars. He’s purrrrrfect.

- If she fits she sits

- I decorated Ziggy’s box. She seems to like it.

- All that packaging for these little things?

- Just a simple title

- Sir Shady is 20! Help me celebrate keeping my buddy around for a little longer❤️

- Ahhh yes,fine art 🐈

- My sister turned my little yeller into a clock!