- I haven’t been able to forget about this (not sure if this has been posted yet)
- Disobedience 100
- meirl
- Classic da behaviour
- or an A L P H A
- Mine is called Mofo. What about yours?
A micro (true) love story. - @cherylstrayed on Instagram
- Next time, baby.
- When Both Sides Come Together
- Build THIS Wall!! Build THIS Wall!
- Game, set and match !
- Blursed Decision
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- They are so mad
- literally dead
- That clap back!
- Best wall
- Guess he’s no in the Halloween spirit
- I edited the original hiking gatekeeper tweet
- White veganism is an issue that does jeopardise the reach of the movement, but hearing the same thing from non-vegan dudes (especially white pseudo woke ones) is just sick
- the Ikea master
- The Feminist Agenda
- I salute the Colonel!
- Better wear 2 masks
- Let’s throw Chadwick Boseman in there for good measure
- Charlie Mackesy
- @times.vinces on Instagram
- Too often we feel guilty, never thinking of ourselves.
- me irl
- Famous British writer
- meirl
- Talk about the worst take on film Twitter...
- Every single one.
- Meirl
- How’s your skin looking?
- Cool, cool, cool, cool
- It was suggested I post this here
- First impressions are everything
😩😩 - @brooklyndecker on Instagram
- Trading stocks
- Hmm
- You’re my brother
- They had us in the first half
- Producer Alexis Michelle distances herself from the “choices” made on the S11 RuVeal set
- Taking the dad life by the horns
- We dont trade jokes Vision
- A quiet ride
- I know man, it hurts
- At least she’s honest
- The Host
- More like the worst TV screwup of all time.
- @ilhanmn on Instagram
- Casting spells out here
- Florida congressman wants Americans “hunted down”. Fascism is officially here folks
- Just to notify all my fellow brits who havent illegally watched it on a dodgy site that has an ad for every touch already like I have
- Go away Jimothy
- Its with an IA not a YA
- Just a reminder you’re worth more than you might think.
- The more you know!
- Donald Trump Tweets
- Men only want one thing
- “Yeah so im really into the office and i LOVE pizza”
- Oh Please, do tell
- 2meirl4meirl
- Hypocrisy at its finest
- Biden still swinging after the bell
- Marking the territory
- That is something they would do tbh
- Ya Fukin Mutant
- wine fo me darlin
I’m at the crib listening to baby keem all day don’t talk to me - @cremebruleepdx on Instagram
- I’m not sure what to say about this
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- In their 2006 Nissan Altima
- Retweet
- Blursed_tweet
My boy @deshaunwatson4 defining savagery for yall. Proud of the boys #nationalchampions - @jseckin on Instagram
- The purpose of institutional sexism (and racism, and homophobia, and transphobia, and...) is to keep us quiet
- me💤irl
- Darienne letting some bitches know
- Mom goes out, I sit at home cross stitching.
- Trinity carrying out a social experiment
- Self centered toddlers.
- Innocent people...
- We shouldnt even have to do this, but its a simple fix and Im here for it.
- It really does, unfortunately.
A statement. - @ghanatwitter on Instagram
- An apt description
- Aja is saying everything we were thinking last episode
- Flawless victory
- I don’t pay this much in rent to be outside ALL day
big strap-on energy (@hairyfairie) - @bellesaco on Instagram
- Some people are just savages
- Can’t argue with Science
- Holding on to dear life
- Confused indeed
- I dont have any ideia for title
- Just in case you forgot, ACAB
- Me irl
- Its not like we need doctors or anything
- Ninja please!
- It’s the reason for the season
- Books
- Same 🌈
- Traumatized for life
- Trixie being converted to Alaska’s religion.
- A good hack for anyone missing Pret a Manger
- This instagram account’s response to getting called out for stealing OC from a comedian on twitter.
- October is Bette Midler Month
There are some scary estheticians out there (we’ve all met them!) but overall, we are a ridiculously loving and caring group of people. “Looking pretty” is just the way we bring our sisters in the door but then we surprise them with so much more. We really care about them. We send them back out into the world feeling hopeful. We have no idea the effect that has on this person, their family... the world. We slowly and sweetly make the world better. I am so proud of all of you for choosing this path. There is so much beauty in what you do. 💕 - @your.esty.bestie on Instagram
- Give me Liberty, or a nap!
- 2meirl4meirl
- Tony Hawk problems
Rule no. 1 is my favourite. You’re going to enjoy that cheat meal regardless of what your trainer, nutritionists or dietician says right? I know. But of course you are. Imagine no more pasta, pizza, wings, burgers for the rest of your life... You’d feel restricted. There is a time and place for everything. If you are in the middle of your journey and feel deprived try these rules out. Now will you reach your goals much faster? No chance. Will you be frustrated with the slow process. Absolutely. So why do it? Because you’re going to eat the cheat meals regardless, let’s introduce some structure. Think about it... It’s the 2nd week of September. Months fly. Be patient and enjoy your cheat meals. Comment your favourite cheat meal below👇🏾 - @iamranique on Instagram
- Same same
- This is so accurate
- Something about Bella Goth really brings it out in me
- Floating heed
- I’m not staring I swear!
- Just A Little More Context on the Riley Reid Rape Affair...
Anti-glare is only $20 🤷♂️ #oscarwylee - @oscarwylee on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Classic
- If this ain’t me.
- Yes, why wouldn’t they have to do that... hmm, it’s mysterious
- Basically the pied piper now
- Our Own Religion
- i’ve been robbed
- This is so sad
- Top Shagger
- I like this idea alot
- sounds extremely painful
- BYU-Idaho
- I just dont meet many women who know about... things?
- 2meirl4meirl
- Henny tweeting about her strategy if she were to do drag race again
- 👀 Judy
- Whoops.
- Representation does matter
- Just do it!
- I mean... he’s not wrong, is he?
- Ms. Akeria Chanel isn’t holding back.
- Oh the irony
- What if imperialism had a girl boss 😍
- Socially distant & emotionally distant.
- Famous electronic music producer Zomby gets absolutely decimated in long Twitter thread from ex-girlfriend who calls him out for manipulative, abusive behaviour [link to thread in comments]
- Anyone relate?
- Pretending aye?
- LGBT Support
- The Salem Witch Trials begin (1692)
- Theyre not wrong
- Its really been freaking me out as our lease is switched to month by month in June.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Should at least make you sweat a day...
- Curious about what the anti-Lebron chants were 🤔
- No other candidate has such nasty and cruel supporters online!
- She is allowed to wear her scarf on the house floor, so it’s only fair if I can wear my glock on my hip!
- funny/humor/me
- Nice mask there
- See ya there!
- Hot take for theater nerds ‘Ban actors from thrusting during sex jokes in Shakespeare productions 2K19’
- They’ll go from pro life to “grandma had a good run, save the economy” faster than Icecube went from selling drugs to making family comedies
- Wow
- Not every mystery needs to be solved dammit!
- Well, I mean, Sams not wrong
- I Think Ive Actually Heard this Leave Somebodys Mouth
- A simple man
This tweet is very correct and at the same time very realistic 💯💯 - @mrquibb on Instagram
- Gotta keep it real
- Take that climate!
- Theyve thought this for probably most of their life so far
- $36 million well spent
- Sees unsightly boil. Tips fedora
- 2meirl4meirl
- @the_danielnardicio on Instagram
- me irl
9 NBA Finals appearances in 10 seasons!!!! - @thenbaneverstops on Instagram
- Tops and bottoms
- Whos this clown?
- I love this idea
- Jezza with a classic banger
- [Image] Angela Kinsey on rejection
- Oh yes, the ever wise, totally warranted, celebrity advice we all need.
- Let us never forget what courage looks like #HePersisted
- We’ve all got better shit we could be doing
- All we have is each other in the end.
- Yeah pretty much
It’s not about left vs. right. It’s about up vs. down. - @betsysweetme on Instagram
- This also applies to texting.
- Not even remotely
- why do they need a horse tho?
- Stan Tatianna
It hurts - @couplesdailyy on Instagram
- Stay safe, Florida. ☔️❤
- That’s News to me
- The Mail
- Super Bowl joKe
- Why is this so true?
- Shopping problems.
CHRISSY! We got you! Time to #crushsubbies 🤙🤙🤙 - @crushsubbies on Instagram
- We need to end the stigma that everything period related is gross
- Maybe sit this one out, Meghan.
- No, not me ever ;)
- Just facts
- Wholesome Scottish people twitter
- Seems normal enough
- Whose Got the Time
- Cursed Simba
- The holiday season truly is magic
America really did be that way - @quentin.quarantino on Instagram
Wait what? @thenotoriousmma says he will he fighting @mannypacquiao next in the Middle East as boxing’s savior returns to the ring! 😉 Is Conor for reals? Is this a better match up for him than Floyd was? #boxing #boxeo #pacquiao #mannypacquiao #conormcgregor - @fighthubtv on Instagram
- School of hard knobs.
You are the author and illustrator of your story...dont let ANYONE pick up a pen and start writing. Thats YOUR job! 😉😊 - @cjbeatty44 on Instagram
- Just grateful for the Lakers 🙏💜💛
- ...have developed a library of sighs
- 0 to a hunnid real quick
- Fake tanned oot ma nut.
- Its gotten really hard to distinguish reality from satire
- Took a big bite of that pretzel
- how it be
- Darienne Lake: a wise queen.
- Armadillo
- The other 10 months alternate between lust and envy.
- The Media is Public Enemy #2
- Yvie with what is hopefully the final nail in this drama coffin
- Thank you
- Dancing Queen
Seek Truth . . . #diverightinpod - @deansheremet on Instagram
You either got it or you don’t - @selfandmore on Instagram
- Boom.
- Apocalypse at home
- FOX News host Tomi Lahren tweets berating comment about striking app drivers and gets the comeback of the century
- Too true
- Taking it back to this classic
- Me irl
- Damn these broad shoulders!
- This new hoarders spin-off sounds great
- She’ll be there for you.
- Phi Phi supporting women doing drag
- Spooktober!?
- ... Unless you are a minority, identify as LGBTQ, not a Christian, etc.
- Free Wyoming
- Nothing compares to getting roasted by plant people
- @annie_savage on Instagram
- Be Nicer she says, shes trolling right, ah good ol Karen
- Good thing his wife has all those essential oils.
- Get angry, comrades.
- Wholesome little brother
- Yearly Battle of Hogwarts Death Apology: Remus Lupin
- Smh my head
- I don’t think I can go through a shift without getting my shirt wet if I’m on dish.
- meirl
- Detox has rightfully had it
- I’ll take your word on that
- Modern Parks and Rec
- We did it people!! I love Latrice so much
- Tomi denounces media bias
- Kevin Smith truth logic.
- Dr. Jill Stein on Twitter: In case you didnt know, the United States funds and arms terrorist groups like Al-Qaeda and ISIS when it needs them to disrupt a country
- sad but true
- Why would you profanity filter someone’s name?
- me_irl
- sorry message for boyfriend
- Woman vs man working from home.
- You get some homo! You get some homo! Everybody gets homo!!!
mard=men, dard=pain - @humans_of_patriarchy on Instagram
- The government re-opened restaurants and forced us back to the office. Now theyre blaming us for the 2nd Covid wave
- Yeehaw 🤠
#saveusps - @pot_properly on Instagram
- Anna knows what’s up.
- In response to someone saying depression, poverty, and weight are a choice.
- Katya combats 2 issues in 1 tweet.
- It’s worth a shot...
- He ain’t slick
- More verbal assassination by the good Terry Crews.
Haters nodding off but can’t go to sleep cuz they got a tweet saved in the draft rdy to blast off. 😂 #BedVideo out Now! - @houseofminaj on Instagram
- Yes, totally reasonable
- I don’t need you to judge my fragrance preferences, just keep scanning.
- Joanne The Scammer
Totally agree with the fact that the premier gave such good vibes 😍😍 haven’t seen that around in quite a few seasons 👀 #thechallenge #thechallenge35 #mtvthechallenge #mtv #totalmadness - @mtvthechallengenews on Instagram
- Derrick Barry weighs in on the latest elimination
- Dear Daddy Government, can you please spare a few useful resources to actually benefit the American taxpayers?
@shoutoutpodcast 🎙 - @bradhollis on Instagram
🤣🤣🤣 - @nicholasgrimshaw on Instagram
- The police don’t care about us.
- A love story for the ages
- And free WiFi.
- Fox doing what they do best...
- Shockin aeeeee
- [@takiinoue] the wise Inoue
- Makes sense...
- Dont give them the attention they crave
- A (Weird) Christmas Miracle
May her memory be a revolution #riprbg #notoriousrbg - @sadgirlbx on Instagram
- Shout out to the hard workers out here.
- COVID is trying to buy an election
- Need to stay pawsitive
- damn you gas powered cars
- Welcome back to your regularly scheduled programming!
- Ann The crypt keeper coulter with a pile
