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- Our van has a total of 12 windows: 4 on top and 8 around. The insulation may suck but the views are epic from every angle.


damn bro I cant believe this


- Mom my lungs they’re in danger. 4 gram blunt to get the night started. Get high and rock on! 🤘


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- Want to see it inside?

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- She lets me play, even if shes sleeping. What would you do first?


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- When he just cant get enough of your toes


Should I send it?


- Sneaking away from the guys.. 😜

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- Is this a view you can get behind? 😏

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- TK-420, LOST on the forest moon of DANKDOR


i’m sorry but i know whats important to me now :( i love you and i will choose you forever


- put them in your (f)ace?

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- Just 2 stoners looking at each other

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Looking for friends!! 😈🔥🐺


- Hey ;) come fuck me




- When I finished God of war I don’t know what I should do with my life ... I can’t wait new part because this was amazing game for me, what are you thinking about that BOY ? 😜

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- Social distancing at it’s finest. Stay safe out there!

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- Do you like latex,or just my feet?


ˏˋ°•*⁀➷elisha


- You can cum closer.


- Who wants to wake up next to me?


- Pre bed


- What tranquility, good time [f] ...


- Tell me how naughty you’ve been this year


- Longtime lurker finally posting 27(m)


- My top fell off!


- The Cannaverse - Harvest is coming soon 🤙🏻


- rolled and smoked this lil guy today. chill moment with some of my closest friends!


- found a lush lil private spot in the local dene😌🌿


Aonde você queria estar agora? Fechar os olhos e imaginar, também é uma forma de estar. Deixa rolar. Explore (se), e se permita estar leve em qualquer lugar. Porque não agora? . Bomber Preto Full - @maryjane_shoes on Instagram


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- Come peek in my hammock (f) 🤫


- Bare ass and [f]eet


- (F) He liked to handcuff me and keep me waiting for him


- 😎 💨 😎


- My favorite [f]rom a weekend play session


- Drug addict for 8 years, went to jail in 2015, and went to the psych ward twice in early 2017. Couldn’t hold a job for more then a few months. Now Im 100% drug free for 135 days and a manager of McDonalds! In the fall of 2018 Im on track to fulfill my dream to go to Hamburger University in Chicago!


- You READ my mind ( ◜‿◝ )♡


- Lake days are the best days!


- This is deep!


- [f] 😇 by day 😈 by night. Anyone here to help adjust me?


- Found a beautiful smoke spot


- Fresh out of the shower... should I stay as a hairy caveman? 🦧


- A little outdoor flash for you all


- Long boring weekend and no one to spend it with 🙄


- Paul Atreides - Dune (2020) [self]


- First post after being verified! 🥰 Im excited to get to know you guys! 💚


- Love this pose! I know it’s been a few years, but I’m so glad to be back!


- DILF with a remote length cock


- we do


- im all tied up [f]


Did an amazing shoot with the beautiful @potato_reviewer and @verityofthevanitybox wearing @killstar. If you want to see more, head over to @potato_reviewer to find out how. . . . . #photooftheday #photography #picture #pictureoftheday #travel #travelphotography #visualsoflife #instagood #great_shotz #shibari #rope #hearts #red #redandblack #feet #legs #female #submission - @widowcranky on Instagram


- Waiting for you to join me


- Toes with a little extra :)


- smoked this big ol doink last friday. fit about 3.3g


- Wanna stick your tongue in? [f]


- Love the feeling of Fishnet on my body,


- Sour disel


- Just finished an exam, ate 2g of mushies and heading to my mates place to start seshing - never felt happier


- Those are some tight ropes and straps


- After all the great feedback to my big cock I figured some of you might like to see my bussy too.


- u/cuckold_yyc likes when I show off all of MY u/silkysolesyyc ‘s pleasures... and he can’t have any 😈😏


- After satisfied adventuring around by foot, now I got my first puppy!


- Do I qualify?


- Home from work, time to decompress. 🧘


- This spiteful S.O.B kicked the AH and repair vendors off his longboi before going AFK so nobody could use it.


- no filter.


- I’ve never felt so free [f]


- End game ritual, King Louie decided to join


- Showing off the pits.


- What can I say?


- More outdoor fun


- ITAP of a Mexican dystopia


- POV: you crawling to my feet 😈


- Glasses on, ready for bed / M 28 510 200lbs


- Time for a little nap


- 2meirl4meirl


- Just too horny rn


- Found this bad boy hovering by my ship. shame it was literally the only thing on that planet that didnt kill me.


- [46f] - Topless Corset in the Woods


- Halle Berry in a nice Shirt.


- [F] Smash or pass?


- My[25] bf[22] thinks it’s not “wild” enough. I think it’s freakin sexyyyy 💕 What do y’all think? 😘


- Made some maxaloons for my CD baby!


- Like what you see? ❤️


- My cigarette replacements.....


- Bring it on locktober 😈I can handle it


- How is this angle ? 😏


- Please somebody fill me up! Oink! 🐷


- LBGW likes nerds, right?


- What I do while my husband is at work. 🖤


- We said yes then said YES.


- A different pose for a change 😜


- Got it at Jareds


- [M]y toys for the day 😻 Happy 420!


- Presenting as a sissy should


- Girlfriend just got a job so theres gonna be more of these solo joints


- [OC][f] You requested to see the front? ;)

- cookies before nap time...🐻 (last post before my lil hiatus!)

- THUNDERPANTS! [WDYWT]

- The things that people ask me to make them 😅... Im sure they really enjoyed it though haha. Also equipped with a pump.... So yes.. it... Uh..... Cums lmao 😭🤣

- Need someone to get [M]e a little harder 😏

- It be like that

- Spanking? 🤚🏼

- Rolled a beauty before the lake and it really had me floatin

- Doesnt get much better than this

- I may have a pretty smile but I think it’d look better with you sitting on it 😉

- Finally feeling better after having the virus, so I made you an upskirt pic to say I missed you ♥️ Stay safe loves

- full erect and shaved penis

- Got drunk wanted to show my junk [x-post r/thenakedgymnast]

- Long time no post, so please let me know !

- Snip snip hen

- Parents are sleeping and Im only wearing this, hope they dont catch me if they wake up 🤞 🤭 🤫

- Glass tip and the best herb grinder I have ever used. Yes, I am the rolling “slave” in the relationship. 😅🤷🏻♀️💨

- All clean 😊 💦

- Do I (F) please the crowd here?

- Hortizon Zero Dawn is a very polished port

- Did a little woodworking during quarantine...

- On my job site sneakily taking pics for you

- Shes teasing me with her dangling high heel.

- Happy 🇨🇦 Day and if you aren’t From there happy Wednesday 😂 Hope you like titties either way 😉😋 (F18)

- One of my favorite places to smoke when Im off from everything

- [Self] Getting hyped for fanexpo Dallas in May! This is my first Temple of Doom Indiana Jones makeup test, any advice? (The dirt is kinda hard to see)

- Enjoy!

- Soft to the touch

- Obligatory crystal skull pic

- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.

- Tops of feet

- First post here! Took this in the family bathroom at work 😂

- I made a one hitter that kinda looks like a mini wooden joint (tutorial in comments)

- Long time no post

- Lemon joy, and lingerie (F)

- sweet n knotty 🔪

- Showing the dark bits

- American Horror Story and Horror

- Crinkles

- Hi! Im new to the feet community. What do you think?

- Do what you want with my body

- [OC][f] Someone asked me for a back view ! Well, little tease 😘

- Well hey there! 😏 (34)M

- (F)lip side of the wife. She wants to know what you think.

- Help me [F]eel good about myself.

- A little pick me up for your Monday 💗

- ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

- Nature is amazing 🔥

- graduated from college yesterday a year early with a 3.3 GPA from a top 25 university and I smoke weed every day 🎓💭🍁

- Hoeing Hemp

- hi c: Im new here

- Soles hangin out the window

- pink, pale, penis!

- Do I look cute with my glasses?

- It got shmoked

- Just stealing my sisters camera for a fast flashing 🤓 am I a bad brother?

- My hair does what it wants, and I love it!

- Traded in the old ship for this little fighter ship, I like the look of it

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- [WDYWT] Doc Martens, cargos and a HUUGE b/w camo T-shirt. Going to an MMA fight. (sorry for mirror pic)

- Make out with me in the river? 🌞 (F)

- First pic back, should I post more (with less)

- Pretty new to this... what else would you like to see me wearing?

- Today is an amazing one.

- [F] my happy place 🥰

- My own staycation to a nudist beach

- A winning pre cleaning combo! [F]

- Lick my toes please!

- Tied up and ready for use

- My friends say any beach I’m on is a nude beach. So here’s a pic of me on my newly declared nude beach. What should I call it?

- [WDYWT] Feeling Retro. My brother said I looked Outdated

- reading a book while naked in a semi-messy room is sort of my daily hobby

- . . *c̛̼͍̼̝͎̿͋͒͗̏̋̈́̕r̨͎̤͓̞͐̽̏͆̋̌ͅṳ̢̯̠͕̫̠̣̗͐̔̐̉̿n̛̞̫͍̩̈́̀̾̒͝͝͡ͅͅc̶̰̱̰̬̙͚̐̇͌́͠ͅh̵̡̙̤͍͈͎͍̜̦̲̀̄͒̏̎̀̎* . .

- Went on a canoe adventure and found a shady little cypress grove 😎

- Hi boys.

- Chasing the Monochrome Sunset

- My first ever fighter ship found as a crash and its completely white with wings Ive not seen before.

- Like that Boys?

- 13th Doctor Cosplay

- Its amazing to see all these creators join forces! #teamtrees

- Loading.....

- My [f]eet in sandals :)

- My puppy tied up and hooked while I decide how to pay him back for giving me the big toy during make-up sex.

- Dripping in the woods

- Grinding on the moon

- Cannaverse on day 40 of flower 🤙🏻

- Hey a topless altgirl who loves plants (f) 5’1”

- I never know what to do with my hands in these pictures

- Rip them off or slide them aside, either way your dick will find my pussy

- I had gone, but with great isolation brings great neediness. Come keep me company 😛.

- Trying to get motivated to go work out,

- Feet tied by a belt as requested

- Heres another Totoro & butt pic [f]rom me~

- [F]inally convinced [m]y bf to fuck me on camera. Now I need to convince him to let me post the video. 🙄

- Marth trying to make his way through this reddit (Combos-n-Doodles)

- [f] I want someone here with me

- Thought Id toss this in here and see what everyone thinks!

- Where would you start licking first?

- [F]ishnets n sparkles 😜

- This post is in compliance with CDC guidelines. Maybe not rule 2?

- Accepted a job offer today to oversee a covid-19 isolation unit for homeless who don’t have a place to isolate. I’m excited to try and make a difference. Album in comments to celebrate

- Im always so happy when no one is home 🥰 [F]

- Dads need a break too💯🗣💨😂😂

- Maybe i like it a little rough like that.

- translated

- Shampoo Challenge ☺️

- This dude rocks my socks. I love watching him sleep, it’s definitely one of the best times to think of ways to make his life better, and dream about our future together.

- Come play with some rope. I like to be tied up!

- Sir, I made a leash so you can hold me tight while you fuck me

- [F]eeling frisky this Monday ;)

- Would you breed this?

- Old dino friend

- me showing my ass and feet (23yo)

- For $5, I’m that much closer to being the 90s heartthrob I’ve always wanted to be.

- what size do you guys think I am? (hint: not small lol)

- First post here.. should I stay around?

- 1 Upvote = 1 Toke. End me.

- Let’s hear it (m)

- The little stripes on my thighs are just the beginning..

- My arm got too tired from masturbating, so I had to take a breather. Can someone finish me off?

- Freshly pedicured and out on the deck for the first time this year!

- Crystal kingdom

- I need better high heels...

- Please ignore the tanlines, I work outside 😅

- Cuffed, collared and leashed [F]

- Help, is this a weedplant?

- You can stay one the ground slave

- Something a little artsy on [M]y behalf.

- Rolled my first extendo blunt tonight!

- It’s getting steamy in here

- Fiance was gifted these sock today, when on her hand.. it actually kinda looked like she had a paw.

- Hi, glad I found a place to [F]it in!

- how many licks does it take?

- Think you can fill me too?

- Nailed it!

- Small feet, big ...🍭

- My new smoke spot

- In the mood to show off 😁😜 🚵♂️

- Just something about Mornings

- Do you love ride like this ? ;) [f] [m]

- WWYD?

- A touch of pain and rope in the rainbow room 🌈

- Bend over, pet. Mistress wants to hurt you. [F]

- I need someone to help me stay active in quarantine 😜

- where i live the weather is really hot so im waiting for christmas eve in the outside

- Its Very Hot Here 🥵 - [f]

- Anyone awake to appreciate this angle? 😏

- Ignore the walls we are redecorating haha

- Do you like pretty chileans? ;)

- I want you to fuck me in my ass and treat me like a slut. What should I post next? What do you guys want to cum looking at? (F)

- Hard cock and a smile! Thats what you came here for, right? 😉

- do you like how smooth I am??

- [oc] me with my new hitachi mount!

- Smoking in nature hits you different. So calm, just crickets and birds.

- You are gonna scroll without singing Hakuna Matata ?

- would you fuck my Korean mature wife?

- Im too tall for this mirror, so I had to set the verification paper down, but whatever! Peace signs!

- Please, Master, hold my leash while I cum?

- Bending over like a good lil slut :)

- Staked to the ground [f]or a tan, second view

- Been a little while! Figured it was time to post again

- Last day with the long hair ...

- Hi I[m] new here

- It’s pretty cold outside this Christmas. Maybe you could help me finding a warm place to stuff this?

- Tied up 👣

- Cuffing Season on this Sinful Sunday ;)

- Wishing I was on the lake instead of watching [f]rozen for the millionth time.

- Finally back at the gym after it closed for the Christmas holidays. Nothing beats getting the blood pumping.

- Starting to get green in Minnesota!

- Morning darlin

- Greenery

- Have I been a bad girl, daddy? Please [f]orgive me.

- Yeah.

- Piñata

- Can you take these off for me?

- Sunday morning shenanigans, anyone want to join? 🌞

- [M] [OC] fun with self bondage

- On-Demand - OC (21F)

- Just reach out and grab it

- After gy(m) showers are rewarding.

- Just me and all my soft friends Owo

- Hows this for a nude? 25F

- Doesnt my ass look cute in his rope? [f]

- I get lost in her wrinkles (28f) OC

- Her feet were looking so damn sexy the other morning.

- Wanna taste? ;) [f]

- My partners been trying out shibari on me. 💜

- Do I qualify? 🤔

Twice. #man #weekend #rest #polishboy #shot #home #inshape #bodygoals 🙈🙋♂️ - @_jacob_w_ on Instagram

- Hi! My name is Azrael and I’m non-binary bisexual ☺️💜

- PsBattle: This picture of Chris Ray Gun

- New pipe I made for the winter

- Starting my weekend early :)

- Pornhub.com/model/babybluelite_fear 😘😘

- Hopefully this sunglass/hat combo will help cool me o(f)f during my post-run stretch. 😎

- She wanted to be tied up from head to toe

- His POV

- Posting for him since he’s a little tied up. :)

- Is this allowed ?

- I have little toes 😋

- Feeling The Gym Gains - (f)

- Teaser selfie in my hammock ☺️

- Free use 👣

- Oh, well hello there 🥰

- sitting down after a hard days work
