- I CAUGHT A CATFISH FOR THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAA
- Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired
- Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?
- Who can relate?
- Scully. Half corgi, half anteater.
- Picked up Bear today, now hes taking a nap after playing with his Corgi bro Moose
- Does this camera angle make me look fat?
- This is my little guy,Stitch.He is a very good boy.
- Funny
- My ex chonker babushka looks a lil high
- Help
- KILL IT!
- S*ex😳
- Guess who rolled in poop and needed a bath and isnt happy about it.
- Now, Bart,you must promise not to fall in love with me.
- Trust me I just wanna talk
- Heard a thump underneath my chair during breakfast.
- Corgi butt!
- Chin scratch... Aww yissss.
- HOMER, YOURE DUMB AS A MULE AND TWICE AS UGLY. IF A STRANGE MAN OFFERS YOU A RIDE I SAY TAKE IT!
- He a fat loaf of breb
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- ( whining ): Oh this is the worst party ever...
- nutbust.jpg
- “This is not the park.” Ear infections are a bummer.
- A chonk loaf in need of a bigger tent.
- Thinking of all the other goodboys and goodgirls out there stuck on the ceiling 🙃
- The power of gay compels you!
- I moved here from Canada and they think Im slow. Eh...
- Conspiracy Chonk
- Bribery. Mommy needs a moment.
- Mittens is open for business
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- Mission complete
- After a long day of playing
- El Zed says hello. Almost 14 and going stronk... beats up on his roommate, loves beer, walks a mile no prob and appetite is hearty.
- Norman and his favourite chair, he spends a lot of time relaxing here and looking out his window❤️
- This elevator only goes to the basement and someone made an awful mess down there.
- Gmail, yoga pants, zzz
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- “Dad, what is that?” “Well, if Bart can be El Barto...”
- Softest cat Ive ever felt, also a chonker
- Homer, theres four places. Theres the Hammock Hut. Thats on third. Theres Hammocks-R-US. Thats on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. Thats on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, theyre all in the same complex. Its the Hammock Complex down on third.
- [x post from r/Americandad] Title was originally “When someone on my Facebook tries to sell me Advocare...” Definitely my next go to response.
- Tilly got tired of begging
- Get your own pillow
- Springtime chonker
- Salmon, the chonklet
- Did I hear chips?
- Our chokers favorite way to sit when he wants food.
- Touch me there once more OP, I dare ya
- Someone is comfy
- My library be stacked though
- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!
- Playing in fresh snow
- This is Kitty, she’s sassy and about to be the new staple of this sub.
- If it fits, I sits. CHEEEEEESE
- The most comfortable sleeping position
- Isnt it true that youre really an Indian? By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
- But a purple couch? Sure
- Im not fat, Im fluffy
- Remember...YOU COULDNT FOOL YOUR MOTHER ON THE FOOLINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE.
- Jasper should be the next debate moderator....
- Spongeboi Me Bob
- Large Chonk loves to sleep on her back
- Loaf de chat
- This guy at the animal shelter where I work...Will undergo dechonkification.
- Ren & Stimpy really was something special.
- Those flashlight saves and teabaggery come at a price...
- Here is my obnoxious cat making me late for work...
- Set up a surprise greeting for my visiting friend
- Corgi smiles always brighten my day :)
- Nipple Acne 👌😃
When Chester came to Eayikes hq with me lol. Me n @gabrielledatau are taking this week off but pls if you feel like contributing you can donate to @polospantryla @eayikes and sign up to cook or drive for their program @homeymademeals !!! Pls support these wonderful ppl ❤️❤️❤️ xoxo acab and don’t forget Harris hates sex workers - @1800bread_ on Instagram
- Admiring my plants 🌱 [F]
- It be like that
- Big boy thinking about dinner
- Polar vortex issues? Can’t go outside to run and play? Take naps in interesting new positions!
- Yiiikes
- Tobey is unimpressed!
- PsBattle: This dog on a couch
- Arthur the Aardvark
- Dear Lord, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks, and Sweatin to the Oldies volumes one, two and four.
- Love yourself.
- Me irl
- Garfield the cat
- Homer, youre as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!
- That’s a pretty swimpressive thing to be.
- Yea..
- Weeeeeee!
- Outdoor man
- Trying to do homework....
- emoji is devel
- The Simps
- You know the door was open, Chief Break Everything!
- me🍝irl
- Nelly being the sexy corgi she knows she is
- Teddy...🤓
- SIMPSONS
- idiot
- I think my puppy is a serial killer... She hates faces
- Now according to Animal Crackers, theres no river here.
- Woah MAMA!
- Well...
- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops
- Neddy! Neddy! Lets get in a quick nine down at the Pitch N Putt.
- Macho Mans showing off his CHONK
- Heres a blow-dryer and some rattles to play with, theres the Drano in case theres a clog, soaps next to the radio and towels are on the roof
- he is LÖRGE
- r u gonna eat dat?
- Oh dear. Someone can get up on the furniture now
- Why tho
- sieg heil panzerkampfen
- Monke 2020 guys don’t forget
- Best my freinds photos
- *internet point wh#re intensifies*
- “Don’t you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so let’s all have a drink!
- *is waiting for oats*
- BIHHHHHHHHHH TF IS LOVE ❤️❤️DONT PULL UP ON A NIGGA GOT DAMN🔫😭
- When you play hard af outside.
- Derp.
- Dinner time
- “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”
- Dumb and dummy thick
- hmmm
- Please for the love of god stop
- Waffles Update 4/4 - This is 100% his house now
- The spinoff we need.
- Hey peter
- Thats not a muppet!
- Hey Peg, you gotta take better care of the house, these plants are all lifeless and limp.
- I feel attacked
- wading
- Already 12 weeks old and he just keeps getting longer 😭
- In Florida watching how slow this hurricane is moving
- Canada
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- Awww. This isnt gonna be about Jesus, is it?
- Fritz, you idiot! I didnt order a baloney sandwich, I ordered an abalone sandwich!
- Blursed Perry
- Ari!!!
- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. Im 31 years old.
- Got dandruff? Oh its just snow.
- danjerus
- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. Thats right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh-huh. Yeah, its a shame, I know, but, well... try and have a merry Christmas.
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- This is my new kittens favorite place to sleep
- William Henry Harrison - He died in 30 days!
- The corgi worm in his natural habitat
- Sunbathing
- My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I’m 31 years old.”
- Sunlight equals a derpy Kitty
- Pull Willie, Pull!
- @_sorenotsorry on Instagram
- Is this scene from a real episode and if so which one? I’d like to watch it.
- Eminem addresses the controversy of his song Not Alike sounding like Bhad Bhabies Hi Bich (2018, colorized)
- How people who don’t go to parties react to people telling them how lit their party was
- Skinny waist + thick ass
- Oh, this is the worst party ever! I dont know. Remember that New Years Eve at Lennys? He didnt even have a clock.
- Cute gay couples
- The Simpsons ❣
- Oh, so now were judging each other based on things weve done!? Real fair. Class act.
- Im a good...work...guy.
- Oh my lord, something horrible has happened!
- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- yay, first year!
- Ow, my eye!! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it
- This is snickers, super friendly, wanted so badly to jump on my lap... I had to help him get up
- Excuse me wtf
- Words of wisdom from Lenny.
- HEY BUDDY, YOU GOTTA SLOW YOUR CAR DOWN AND LET ME IN, BECAUSE IM A BIG FAT GUY AND I CANT GO ANYWHERE! BECAUSE THERE COULD BE SOME POISON GAS, I MEAN THERES REALLY GOING TO BE POISON GAS, AND EVERYBODYS GOING TO BE DEAD, ESPECIALLY ME!
- Super mario in real life
- Homer, Im worried about the beer supply. After this case and the other case, theres only one case left.
- A dog like this you have to feed every day!
- Oh Simpsons, cant you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?
- Please kill me
- Animal Crossing: Wild World
- Homer?? Who is Homer?? My name is Guy Incognito
- 2meirl4meirl
- Oh yes. A dog like this you HAVE to feed everyday.
- I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!!
- This is a pretzel town, pretty boy.
- Merry Christmas from The Simpsons! HOOOOON
- Despite Barts objections, The People of South Africa can now vote in free Democratic elections.
- Supermodel Chonk
- Why do I suddenly crave to be treated like a slut?
- Move over Robert Pattinson, The Barknight is here
- TRAMAMPOLINE! TRAMBOPOLINE!
- My boy Nobu
- As a young kid in the early 90s, I legit thought this was Michael Jackson.
- OH LAWD she leanin’ in
- What a country!
- Well if it isnt my old friend Mr McGreg...with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
- I feel like this conversation needed to happen before they reopened states.
- Oh lawd he sittin
- Me when I saw egg nog at the grocery store today.
- “But surely you can’t put a price on your families lives?” “I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.”
- uh oh rip peter 👑😛😂😖😱🔥
- He enjoys handouts, and she loves dumping scraps over the side.
- After several weeks of taking all of y’all wonderful advice, I finally have my day-to-day natural makeup routine! I’m FEELING myself today. ❤️
- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
- ok
- Animal Crossing: Wild World
- Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger
- Bruh
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse!
- Am I going to find the body of the last villager I kicked out?
- Reddit mods this morning:
- me_irl
- lazy boy
- Debate moderators introduce Pete Buttigieg at the first Democratic National Debate for the 2020 election (June 27, 2019)
- Top-u stah noh cheezu map-u
- FSU college athlete booty
- Ooh, whats with the lead pipe, were you going to give my noggin a floggin?
- I sentence you to kiss my ass!
- Quality splooting
- Are you on your third beer of the evening?
- O lawd what a heckin chonk
- My wife know what to say to get me to go to one of her work parties.
- 100% of her fat goes directly to her but (she’s down to 11lbs!)
- My PB largie
- Hurricane Neddy
- My two personalities: Happy and slutty
- Gotta refill that core, boah
- Yello? Youll have to speak up. Im wearing a towel.
- The more you know...
- The Kids menu is on the beak
- Cant they get a pole for that sign?
- None taken
- Funny ass stuff .but not porn .i may add some none funny pins to raise awareness so dont get confused .so pin away .just remember NO PORN AT ALL
- Badger my ass, its probably Milhouse
- Isnt anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
- s14e08
- Me in 2020
- @gay.butts.lovers on Instagram
- Me after reading the Black Pudding thread
- Kicking and screaming please
- Teddy...🦊
- Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir.
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- How is anyone supposed to answer?
- Maybe a potential format
- My boyfriends cat named Bowie. O lord he chonky
- Daddy, I had the craziest dream! Ralphie, Youre still in it!
- ummm...Youre on your own!
- Good afternoon 🥰 [OC]
- My cat summed up in one photo
@kal.najjar - @that_male_booty1 on Instagram
- Enjoying the morning sunshine
- Good Video
- Whats a battle?
- Megan was very concerned for Gullivarrr this morning!
- Picture says it all
- Just get me a beer you brain dead hick!
- kinda liked how my butt looked here
- I miss Phil Hartman. Ill remember him for such things as, making me smile and being absolutely hilarious
- Dad, the heathens getting away. I see him son.
- me_irl
- Yello? Youll have to speak up: Im wearing a towel.
- oh no it’s him
- Hey Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something? Look closer, Lenny. Oh, I know what it is.. youre the biggest man in the world now... and youre covered in gold. Fourteen karat gold!
- Me with every part of the Aaron Coleman saga
- Sleepy Odin living his best life.
- Taking a rest after our 2 mile walk
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Dad, whats the blow hole for? Ill tell you what its not for son, and when I do, youll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.
- GUYS, PLEASE, COULD YOU GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES?
- The USA declares independence from Great Britain,1776
- Whats your favorite shitty parenting moment? Ill go first: Wow Dad, you look really hungover... 😂
- You spoke while you were jinxed so I get to punch you in the arm. Sorry, its the law.
- blursed
- Open and ready
- Its time to kick some back!
- Its 11 oclock do you know where your children are? I told you last night, NO!!!
- Todos ahorita
- @JustDandyXXX shows his assets.
- THATS IT! Im going to march right up to Al, and say STEVE! I mean, AL!
- WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
- The door is unlocked 😜
- As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- OH LORd hE ChOnkIn
- Caution: My thirst is in full effect... 😂😘
- Oh, you wanna rock fight eh? Heh heh heh...
- Im not a state! Im a monster!
- Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
Don’t forget to floss boys 😜 - @maxxmelton on Instagram
- Not even pewd’s chair is original content... The Simpsons did it first
- When Ive got a day off.
- Hopefully this weather will help people stay inside
- What do you want for dinner honey?
- My come hither look
- Eat it
- Home workout attire
- This a good view.
- Afternoon workout session 🏋🏼♂️
- Make me your plaything?
- I get off reading what you guys would do to me. Can’t wait to read some hot comments.
- Showing my 21yo smooth jock booty
