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- Gilgabro St. Basil+Amudsen-Scott+Estadio Maracana City Right Before Culture Victory On Deity

- mongol pope mongol pope

- Seeing a lot of complaints about AI behavior, but in my current game they sure got England correct

- Really? I never wouldve guessed!

- Randy, youre too kind. Ambrosia in my base of all places :)

- AI became king of Italy then forged Alexanders Bloodline

- Some very happy rats after this battle

- Nordic Pope raiding me, casual ck2 shit (Rome is also Nordic culture)

- My spy stole the Sistine Chapel Ceiling... wait what?

- Standard sets 2021

- Boxed In

- FF14

- Hey jailer? Could you let me out for a while so I can look at my friends roses?

- If only every D3 GR Sewer Map was like this.

- A tragic victory, after they breached our first defence line I retreaded and regrouped. After they were finished with destroying everthing left outside they were coming for us, and we barely killed them but we did it!

- BESTiary craft Ive ever made. 10x random currency. Holy Piety.

- Dont mind me just gonna grab that king and leave.

- thats uh. alot of explosives huh..

- [CK3]Jeez hon, you look terrible! Let me take you to see the doctor again...

- [NEWB] My first (tutorial) colony, 77 hours in. (And a few questions regarding the game.)

- Um are you ok mate?

- Transport pod came and dropped a wounded pirate. I wanted to capture because she has actually decent skills. Billy wanted her first. She didnt make it.

- I guess ill make a detour to Tomb Kings instead of Karak Eight Peaks

- me irl

- The AI unnecessarly ruined a perfectly good farm triangle :(

- Look at all those...

- When i saw balance of power being 60% in their favor I had to auto resolve just to see why.

- When your opponent really needs ladder points, and resorts to the dark side to get it

- Kinky ( ° ͜ʖ °)

- Bruh that random tech and civics tree thing

- Dark Iron Dwarves can make the Grim Guzzler (starting area) their hearthstone point

- Meet the Medic

- Einhar delivers on the random 10 stack of currency.

- Now this is podracing

- This... Does not feel right

- My colonist got a chance to fulfill his lifelong dream today

- [Marathon] I think i made my point

- Guys I think I may have a small problem

- Ah yes, the immortal alpaca

- My colonist just successfully proposed to his girlfriend while he was taking a shit

- Learned that this may happen when you go into the normal mines after youve received the Golden Scythe

- We discovered that a friend of mine was level 51, without having a single mount.

- PSA: Chaste, 45+ year old women can still give birth to perfectly good sons, but apparently that only happens if you speciffically married them to someone so they wouldnt have kids because theyre 45+

- I think this is the earliest Ive ever seen the HRE formed

- This is probably the most metal house motto Ive seen in CK3

- Ikkit big brain time, i did send my ancestors to attack walls and Ikkit send all of his forces to suround them and then nuke them....

- They arent kidding when they say that Ultuan is a floating mountain.

- Who else remembers the trading post?

- Achilles first battle - Turn 1. Which one of you contacted devs complaining about something that was never wrong with the game?

- I’ve been an Orc fanboy since Warcraft 3 and the Blackrock Clan has been my favorite clan since Vanilla Wow. Fanboy dream complete.

- DO NOT SPRAY WATER AT BLOODSTONE-CRAZED CATS

- Aahhh, Victory. There are many like it but this one is mine.

- I should probably have this creepy bastard arrested

- [Bug] Soo, I just spent 9k markers on Heist with no entrance at all

- At long last i gathered enough resources to build this bad boy and now i will never struggle with power again.

- Who should be our leader? That guy!

- Had a colonist with an inspired tame, got 1 Thrumbo. My other colonist got the other with their 1.6% chance. Woot!

- When you cant decide which title you want so you get all of them.

- Wanted to show my colonys advance

- Must. Resist.

- He literally needed 1 hour to think about it....

- Poor Edda was caught in the guards’ crossfire trying to kill a thief in Riften. It was for nothing too, as Mjoll stopped the thief instead. I could do nothing but watch as it happened so fast.

- Heists can proc prophecies but dont spawn anything. Careful with your good prophecies.

- Fatalis First Kill(Solo) Done! Thank you MHW!

- This is the final stretch. The ship is almost done powering up. My colonists are all injured. Time to use all of my honor points and call Troopers

- The path pattern they made in farm area (Map size : Max size)

- FoTS - Carry on lads! Ill check in on you once I can see you

- Could the child be a result of our carnal relations with my wife?

- Me humble Imperial Guard Outpost (40k modded, in comments)

- Really living up to his name there

- When you dont check the materials

- TIL that theres a naval battle event in the Game of Thrones mod

- Independent ruler but someone took over as owner of my Great Work?

- The One and only Exodia.

- HOLD ON! This is just demanding money with more steps!

- Lucky weapon find in ancient danger

- Asked my liege for a title, he got too generous

- dammit...

- Well fuck you too game

- Ya think?!

- paradox im four years old

- Ah, what an appropriate time to talk about appropriate things.

- Im a veteran of famously depraved games like ck2 and dont starve, and only got into rimworld last month, and i always try to abstain from the most horrible things you can do, but today i took in 2 refugees and the bastards betrayed me. I had to do it...and it felt good

- Quite the nite of PvP

- This is Trogo. While his fellow colonists were fighting off 50 manhunting elephants, he was busy building a roof in one of the caves where an infestation had just broken out. The results speak for themself. Dont be like Trogo

- Im pretty proud of this victory

- Alright, which ones of yous uninstalled the steam geysers?

- The Dawi hold the line.

- Its a very long table

- You complete singeing a lord of your rival and find all 4 of his kids, what do you do?

- This is your AI on Mali. Dont do Mali

- Barbarian country. Played Dramatic Ages on Deity and Ethiopia and Byzantium fell completely apart to the last city xD Half of Brasil as well and chunks of Khmer and last Gran Colombian city :D Half of the continent is barbarian hordes raiding city states :D Savage.

- Too close to use arrows? Close enough to be hit in the face with my quiver though!

- OK Kupe

- Pirates so keen to siege me they didnt even wait long enough to let their raiders recover.

- Overpowered city state spawning with walls

- Jesus dude....just lay off the drugs.

- Somehow the game didnt make her old at 50 and due to this is still young at the age of 127

- SSSLAAAAAY THE RAAAT SPAAAAWN *gruuuurrrmmmm*

- The moment CK3 finishes installing

- If you look closely, there is a centipede still resisting the manhunting muffalos in this picture

- Gamers when they donate their life savings to a girl streamer and dont get feet pics

- I didnt realise paradox had a political agenda

- Business is going well (those are all stacks of 4). Feeding my colonists, not that well.

- Thats an intresting turn 10 rebelion.

- Dont tell me I dont have a chance with her!

- fun fact, mansa musas ancestors start in manding. his dynasty was Keita.

- Time to reinstall it.

- Cant tell if diplomacy is horribly balanced or just bugged

- RIP Borba, a pyromaniac with the genius idea of starting a fire in the chemfuel/munitions room

- Mandalore Pigbarter follower reference in new Patch

- This is wrong on so many levels. When a rat crushes the eye and cracks the jaw through a cataphract helmet (good 79%) of my lvl 12 mele pawn with a bonded monosword (normal 90%)

- Disaster Strikes In 3... 2...

- Wrong world, friend

- No, on second thought lets not convert to Hellenism.

- The barb in act 3 has the most savage roasts ever!! Lmao 🤣🤣

- Just chillin with my bro

- Should I tell him the bad news?

- When you need your character to die, but he has the vitality of a young god.

- Oh Vera :(

- Completed my first run-through, started in 769 as Duke of Wessex, ran out of money trying to prevent a revolution from starting.

- My fiance found letters in her dads room she wrote him when she was between 4 to 6 years old. She had no idea he had saved these for 30 years. Hes 70 years old now and has dementia. Every day is different but moments like this are extra special

- Not That I Think Theres Anything *Wrong* With Her, Per Se...

- In 3.1.0, you will be able to trade Divination Cards with Navali in your hideout!

- How am I supposed to do to all these free cities?

- Just returned to the Palace of Kings for the first time in months with Serena in tow. We took a minute to stage some funny photos w Ulfric and Galmars dead bodies. Forgot I left them like this.

- Did I somehow imprison Midas himself?

- After Consulting With the Peers of Christendom, Pope Marinus III Has Decided to Confer Egypt to Pope Marinus III

- Am I missing something? Where is the teleport button? My army will waste away to nothing without it

- Geralt wanted to leave my court... until I offered him the chance to get laid. Perfect characterization.

- So anyway, my 45yo cousin and marshal got caught sleeping with his 16yo daughter at his own feast... what a guy

- Under Mercantalism is the the tech with the Merchant Republic government hidden

- Ready for a surprise when i wake up and log in

- Westeros approximately 70 years after they appoint Bran king and need to come up with an heir

- My Most Terrible Ruler Yet!

- Theres a reason hes the Everchosen

- Today I found out theres a store in Tiragarde Sound called Ruff Waters. It is literally full of puppies, and you can pet all of them.

- PSA - Isla Unique quest also crashing. Lost SSF Unique Heist quest from Isla. Cant rejoin instance. Any fix anytime soon? Ive avoided heist for 3 days now, tried this one and bam - desktop.

- Just beated Ex Behemoth, think it might help sharing my critical element support healer LBG build

- Meet my nameless, cultureless, religionless, naked brother who came out of nowhere in my ironman game and now goes around impregnating women.

- When someone asks how Im doing and I tell them Im fine.

- Another Close Victory - seriously how does this shit work?

- Straight outta rimworld

- The broken empire saves the day once again

- When the stars align and a trade caravan and raid collide

- The suburbs of Kumbi Saleh

- I had to share this. The day that I decided to let them siege me, they failed, since they have no pawn that meets the minimum construction level to build a steel artillery. And toxic fallout.

- Its moments like this, that make CK2 just so enjoyable

- Just your average game of Momir Basic.

- Bravest Warlock Master, yes-yes!

- bois we did it

- New(ish) player. Would like some advice on where to go/expand next.

- Nice pathfinding youve got there

- Yeah fuck his twinbrother that pathetic weakling. I only have one son!

- Is my age normal? he doesnt die! its my 6º wife ( no cheats nor command commands)

- King of Norway, Captain of the Varangian Guard

- When you are a generation late to accuse your liege is committing incest but you still want that sweet gold.

- Hector bow down to the King of Kings wtf

- I used to be a courier, then i got shot in the head.

- Brah, you didnt lose a single unit BUT THAT WAS SO CLOSE!

- QOL: Can we get a Stash at lab start for when I forget my uber fragment?

- How can I prevent fires from spreading to the middle of a 3 block thick wall? I havent found a way to fix it without having to tear down parts of the wall

- Kapkan interrogation mechanic confirmed!

- Tmw when your 100+ combat skill, Hero of Perun and King of Serbia gets poisoned by is fellow champions

- Hate to all and love to none. Least he seems cozy in his cell.

- Man, Infections Sure Are Nice When You Have No Medicine.

- Guess who decided to throw a tantrum in the chemfuel shed? 5.5k just gone.

- GIVE ME IT

- RIP Arkhan. Just built Great Halls at turn 121 but its nerfed quite a lot (-5 global recruitment now only for Vampire units)

- I dont know what FPS this is but it has to be a fraction of 1.

- Update: Just hit 250 years old and still kicking ! ( no cheats nor command commands, iron mode enable)

- West Latin Empire: Now theres something you dont see every day

- Please give us a second notification when we can actually usurp the title in question. It is somewhat annoying to keep checking whether or not someone is fighting a war.

- Love = seven clowns + bakers eating peppers + outlaw in the distance + vomit

- The most ridiculous close victory Ive ever received.

- They start so young these days...

- Come back in three days for a reward? I think Ill just sit on my knees for 72 hours instead.

- [BUG] Ah yes, the supreme elector counts

- How was she even able to do this?

- Ahh yes. That is art.

- My one year old Liege just fired me from his council. Hes remarkably eloquent for his age.

- I had my doubts is an understatement

- A monument I havent seen before

- First thing I have any new colonist do is dig their own grave.

- Pope Alexander The Good

- I did it! Playing since beta... Oof my wallet.

- Best council i had (sry for quality)

- Whats my Master Rank

- The medieval version of Live, Laugh and Love complete with a Karen as the current dynastic head.

- Wurrzag has decided hes more of a waaagh guy

- The World is Mine!

- Yes

- After untold hours flinching temple spiders, I can finally equip my first piece of gear on my Forthos Dungeon only iron man trial account :D

- We all have that one crazy aunt (AI living their best life)

- Wrapped up my first Vampire Counts campaign tonight, thought Id share some of my favorite screenshots

- Rise of the Tomb Kings?

- Its already tempting enough to kill you guys without you parking in the killbox

- I am being raided until 14 BC

- 7 years on the planet from hell.

- I love being a total leech on my liege

- Today I am so proud of the AI for this Panama canal

- 1st character and 1st Eternal Lab finished. Am I already part of the Elite 1%?

- Best Combat Skill so far

- Are relations between antagoniced factions capped at -34 now ?

- Slapping tree nuts

- So much for Elven Healing

- Wait, what?

- Im the strong one now

- God I love the Ghoul king line

- First Throne Room Ive been happy with since getting Royalty

- After 96 hours, I finally created an empire on Ironman

- Opened one of those Tel Var boxes in the Imperial City and got a Polymorph!

- This new patch is wild

- Uhm.. Im not sure what youre gonna import Randy

- Im sieging their capitol/last province. Awful optimistic of them, I gotta say

- thanks rimworld, great path finding

- How do you win this (I just got the game lol)

- Y’all ever mess up so bad you had to do laundry?

- So a guest came to visity my colony. He decided to leave a gift, a 1200 silver gift.

- The legendary Dankman raided my base.

- Why I love blood warden

- Alright guys, THIS time, the Yazidis will be free!

- This man made a legendary sculpture out of himself making a sculpture

- Man this party is boring. BRB Burning the whole F*ckin place down.

- The four horsemen of apocalypse! Tantrum, Sad wonder, Drug binge and Catatonic... all in the same frame! how... lucky?

- This is what classic is all about. Our first guild photo!

- A tale of four brothers.

- I wonder why my friends didnt get along?

- Why are hatch standoffs still a thing?

- For Gods Sake Randy, why do you taunt me so?

- Boys I think I found Carthage!

- WINCEST

- Finally reached level 3 of animal incest in the rim.

- Are you worried about the Abbasid Empire?

- My most valuable asset

- The new Act 1 stairs is amazing. You know what would be even better?

- Goodnight Sweet Duke

- Wanna play a game?

- my characters focusing on hurting/eating genitals part 4 or 5 i didnt count

- In a hilarious twist of fate, my son Hopkin lost his leg. Ive taken to just calling him Hop now

- Easiest battle ever, just pressed the attack button with Karl. I feel like campaign battles should post a bit more of a challenge. The first was a joke as well (complete surround)

- Blood beats metal. Now we will see if Fur beats it too.

- This Dwarf lord killed 200 Orcs & Goblins while sacking Iron Rock completely by himself.

- I devoured my secretly bear son and didnt get cannibal trait :(

- You guys ever get the feeling auto resolve hates Norsca?

- So Hussar retinues are pretty good

- I mean, shes a Banker too...

- This fucking bastard decided to destroy my priceless hyperweave stockpile...

- I ordered my best surgeon to attach a peg leg to his left leg which he lost in a mortar strike and this happened. He was my best builder too.

- This yak just gave its life to hold up an entire manhunting pack, and gave me enough time to prep my defense.

- Progressive Scandinavia strikes again

- Players: Mounts shouldnt take skill points. It feels like a waste to get anything below a characters top tier mount. Empire:

- Dont mess with Gurak.

- But... Im in Castille. Right now. WTF, Popeman?

- Valentine is nice this time of year.

- Is this even winnable?

- Dont Mind Me, Im Just Your Average Everyday Hindu Viking Assassin Emperor

- Ralf? Yes, Sir? Were going to retake Grunburg. Very good, Sir.

- Thank you Randy, very cool!

- ★ Entering the visual finishing stage of the Giant mod test version. By HellCross

- every opponent void spirit

- Uh, yeah, Ill get right on that (War on a Mercenary Company)

- Just got this quote of Diego on IX, definitely foreshadowing that ending cutscene....

- Every character, same mistake. Shit.

- When youre going to play basketball with the girls and youre thinking Its gonna be fine

- I present to you... the Aquatic Soviet Human Wave Tactic

- Found Arlene in CK2

- POV: your sniper accidentally shot an elephant mid-raid

- A weapons pod landed on my mortar stockpile. Sure half my turrets went boom, a horse died and i have to rebuild a wall. But all that firefoam everywhere made it feel like a party. ( 20 High Explosive, 25 Incendiary, 2 Antigrain, 15 Firefoam)

- I cant see the problem here, but Sacriel can.

- best diplomacy ive ever seen, 2 years away from becoming empress and getting me the empressive achievement, she dies in childbirth...

- Do Khajiits normally like to cuddle?

- Remember CHILDREN CANT SWIM

- I underestimated CK3 as a story generator. Someone murdered 4 of my husbands. When I finally track them down, its my evil twin who is in love with me.

- Early game: cheapest but very effective 1st killbox design

- [QOL]Change betrayal so we can see what rewards are available in each location.

- CA must fix Vampire Coast autoresolve immediately

- Habsburg Francia, Count to Emperor in ~160 years

- Floor gang warriors

- This event with bastardry fabrication is so stupid. Theres no counterplay and on top of its bugged to a point that it frequently has people in it who dont make sense.

- Social Skill: 20

- To all the priests out there.. I dont mean to brag, but...

- Not a minute into the game and I already have cancer.

- I hate bugs

- One hell of a party with the Companions last night

- The latest on War Crimes: Eternal Purgatory

- I swear whoever did this is going to PAY. And Im not interested in their money.

- Try Adhatsuas Chemshine Reserve. It gets you drunk! (Just dont ask how its made)

- Skaven artillery sometimes decides to just stop firing and run up to what they are attacking

- Keep on shining, itll get better :(

- So, i was going to deal with a huge raid that i thought i wouldnt be able to deal with. And then... A ally faction came to help me. Im genuinely touched by this. This game has some really strong narrative potential...

- Hello, my name is Padla

- My Spymaster just exposed... Himself?

- This week was one of the greatest Ive had in a long while. Big shout-out to the Staff behind the scenes that made it all possible! (Tournament of Ages 2020)

- We have 6 beds and my kids still sleep like the grandparents from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory every night.

- the only thing I said when I saw them was WTF😂😂

- Found this old set of the DnD miniature game on a drawer, cards and all. Thinking about selling them, but I have no idea how much theyre worth (cards in portuguese)

- Proof that there are 4 elder scrolls

- Found a Fight Club reference in The Witcher 3. (minor spoilers)

- Neither Holy nor Roman, but definitely Irish.