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- Purchased some plant pots on Amazon and received free seeds!
𝗠𝘀.𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗲
𝙈𝙨. 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙘𝙤𝙣
- My school gave out a flyer with a QR code for us to use but they put letters in the middle of the code making it unreadable
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- IT IS PERSONNAAAL!! - This folder on Kims office computer.
Skullgirls | Ms. Fortune Icon•☆.°
Skullgirl wallpaper
- Köpte en luftkylare och blev lite förvirrad när jag läste instruktionerna
- My high school, at it again
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- listen
Skullgirls | Ms. Fortune Icon•☆.°
Oh Mr. Clive Owen, you are just beautiful…
- Absolute sub-unit
Ganesh Chaturthi 2023 Wishes, Images, Messages & WhatsApp Status
- Blursed Fortune
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Start out simple and greet your newest match with a wave.
- Meanwhile in Italy...
Ms.Fortune icon!❁❀➷♡
- These fortunes with the same fortunes.
21 Great TV Shows From The 90s That Everyone Should See
- I smacked the screen just so you know
SIR JADEJA
- i thought that was called clapping?
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Она такая красивая здесь
- General Pattons take on a classic nursery rhyme
𓍢ִ 𖤐⭒๋࣭
- My friend and I were a typo away from getting the same fortune
- Too sensitive...
- Cursed_Grapes
- South Carolina Gamecocks !!!
- The fact that my college tutor printed a test on 1 side of the paper on every single paper, meaning they used twice as much paper as needed.
- [Image] You will have been all of them
- This error picture in my textbook.
- CRAD?? Ohhhhh, right...
- Napkins from a local coffee shop
- These instructions are very positive, but also make me worried.
- Best Cards Against Humanity
- quotes
- Buchzitate
- They couldve at least put it on the other side...
- Not sure why anyone would drink windscreen wiper fluid, but just in case it’s nice to know it’ll taste like crap
- Well, thats one way to deter thieves...
- Im here Ill take at your the heat service for you.
- Interview Skills
- I always wash my hands with that...
- Math comics
- Some co-workers just dont care
- The specifc shade of orange packaging on Reeses products is trademarked...
- The Canadian 2017 10 dollar bill has a unicorn on it
#love #lust - @scribbled.writes on Instagram
- Be that girl quotes
- Dont print
- hmmm
- My science teacher has the biggest brain
- My package came todAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- Morning reminder
- While reading during my cold, I coughed and some spit landed in my book on the perfect word
- Blursed_HappyMoney
- hmmm
- Found this coupon for a free Queen poster in a used vinyl I bought!
- Words
- Adorable
- My eighty year old barber has this on the back of his business card. He is a Korean War vet who still goes to work everyday to get away from his wife for a few hours.
- Word & fonts
- Is slavery really legal in Colorado?
- blursed_dont_litter
- BREAKFAST is SAID BE ONE the most IMPORTANT MEALS THE
- My mom and I got the same fortune a Japanese restaurant
- Lays is using a new font on their chip bags
- Our Favorite Names
- Someone left this on my car window, made my day.
- Blursed Shakespeare
- me irl
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- Waited the normal 40 minute in line at a popular drink place to wait 15 minutes more for the person in front to order 20 drinks all separate transactions
- The precautions on this face mask say please in every sentence.
- This bag of off brand Cheetos has a Bible verse for some reason.
- Curriculum mapping
- Do fortune cookies renew if you keep them safe each year? I’ve never had one be so damn accurate.
- Avid readerS
- Top 10 News
- Three Words
- Au moins tu sais dans quelle UFR tu es
- Citation
- My uncle got this fortune the day he found out he was being foreclosed
- This card in a restaurant bathroom so you can alert somebody subtly if you clogged a toilet
- Declined free work that makes the car safer, and would take a total of 15 mins...
- This upside-down envelope.
- 16%
- For those who are struggling to stick with their goals
- This Business Card.
- This candy paper makes no sense
- Normal is subjective. What kind of fuckery goes on in here?
- A category in the card section at the grocery store......
- Whiskey quotes
- This poorly drawn picture on a medicine bottle
- The warning to sign your passport on this pamphlet is wonky on purpose so you notice it.
- What about my hungry?
- Best Western really going above and beyond with these complimentary towels.
- Bad fortune
- Lawyers Directory
- Saw This at School During Finals
- My fortune when I got back to work from eating Chinese...
- This card that says it doesnt say anything
- This fortune is unfinished (sorry for the bad image)
- Bright Bloom (plant, consumable)
- Maybe it makes sense because its about bureaucracy
- This is the envelope my health insurance cards came in. Didnt have any indication it was important. If a coworker hadnt told me I would have thrown it away.
- This was on every vending machine at the mall! Whoever it was, thanks a lot!
- Quotes
- My hot water bottle was originally meant to be used for longer than one year.
- Classroom Resources
- This unopened salt packet has no salt in it
- Got these three random notes put in my pocket somehow.
- ch; queen lacey
- It hurts !
- Not only is the elevator down, theres this.
- Lebrin Jims
- How to push donations. Third one is a little aggressive.
- Went to print a 17-page article and a stack of these was what came out of the printer
- First time Ive ever seen this warning. They trying to sterilize us!
- This after spending the day searching for a dog to adopt.
- daria
- Nowhere on the app or website, is there a place to redeem this...
Eat my dust, tryhards. - @owenbiddle on Instagram
- Im so looking forward to some Halloween one-shot adventures this month!
- Best birthday fortune ever.
- Juan got a new job.
- This oddly malevolent fortune I got today. I guess the ends justify the means?
- My 8 yesr old writes little notes gor my teenager to find before she leaves for school in the morning
- This church has a gluten-free option for communion
- Me and my wife got the same fortune cookie message.
- I just bought a phone and found out it comes with the camera blocking the screen
- This is in a game you play in clubs. Imagine if men were going about pinching women’s bums. Double standard bullshit
- My fortune cookie says the exact opposite in French than it does in the 3 other languages.
- One of the few extraneous things I keep in my wallet. I look at it every morning.
- A Guide To Deduction
- Sometimes I dont pay attention and this happens
- Funny!
- An apparently self-aware fortune
- Pastor appreciation day
- When this gets sent home from youre kids school
- Morning Coffee Quotes
- Cool bacpakc you hav trere
- Seen on toilet at airport - really not worried about a toilet seat if theres a chemical attack
- Blursed Extra Credit
- Me_irl
- These instructions are written with infinitive verbs
- The sticker on this birthday card. F you Hallmark.
- Well this is bullshit...
- How to write a book
- Love this ad I saw on the train into college the other day
- Just watched straight footage of water (ice) for 1.5 hours in a completely empty theatre (10/10)... guess the city’s hydrohomies decided to stay in for the night! Would recommend Aquarela if you’re captivated easily and watching water sounds fun to you!
- Blursed Doctors
- So um... [Spoiler]
- This case of beer has a birthday
- HAAE NICE DAY HAPO YOU
- maybe soon
- This ‘fortune’ I just got
- A lot of these were placed all around the library at my college
- My fortune cookie erased 9 days from a year
- Someone buy this for me
- My library card
- Grad School Motivation
- Art - Everyday Objects
- And now, for tonights fudges...
- I love the fancy french names.
- I bought the cards against humanity geek pack. This one hit me right in the feels
- Got 2 fortunes in my fortune cookie. Is this lucky?
- What kinda asshole
- On my flight from NY to Puerto Rico
- Self aware fortune
- Beauty At Its Best
- My fortune from a cookie I got at my local Chinese restaurant.
- One of the primary functions of the military is to either destroy the enemy or destroy their will. But make sure you dont look up guns, thats too taboo.
- Me🔮irl
- Apparently tea is poisonous, but at least it’s a peaceful death...
- Feelings quotes
- 2meirl4meirl
- These roach papers have old Scottish poetry on them
- Got this fortune almost exactly a week after being bitten by a flying squirrel I was coaxing out of a kitchen cabinet with a chestnut
- Im a male server at a chinese restaurant. Sometimes I take a couple fortune cookies at the end of my shift. I grabbed these two today. I think something/someone is trying to tell me something...
- Propaganda had invaded the fortune cookie
- I have a cool fortune cookie too..
- My fortune cookies fortune was cut too large, giving me a second set of lucky numbers
- Word.
- accounting
- This fortune from my fortune cookie
- This fortune cookie calling me out for being unpatriotic then...
- New wallpaper at the Dunkin Donuts I go to. It looks okay but none of the passages of text make sense and you cant really read any of it. And what you can read looks like it came straight outta a board report.
- Two fortunes were stuck together inside one cookie
- Coffee Coffee
- blursed_ww3
- Wise Words
- Funny Fortune Cookie
- The names Brian damnit!!!!
- This pack of sweets has a shower thought printed on it
- blursed_misfortune
- I guess the UN started making fortune cookies.
- How can I add gravity to my parties?
- Student exam
- Alright, youve got my attention cookie. Tell me more.
- Fortune Quotes
- My Fortune Cookie Didnt Got Proofread
- This blank fortune cookie I just got
- This fortune cookie I just got
- Oh.. well... okay ):
- Saw someone else post a fortune cookie, thought Id share mine.
- The zipper is easy to bad
- Today I got the best fortune cookie of my life.
- My Best Fortune Cookie
- Low heel sandals
- This book that is prohibited in France
- Bags that have tearable tabs but the plastic they are made of is too thick.
- Saw this and knew immediately I had to post it here. Wear your kicks people.
- Creepiest fortune cookie I ever received!
- Got turned down for a promotion at work, and Panda Express hits me with this
- My fortune cookie from lunch today
- A Dollar In My Wallet
- Panda Express out here calling ugly people unintelligent
- Well played, Chinese Restaurant...[pic]
- My lunch break fortune whilst on a pentest.
- My fortune was cut in half. Now I’ll never know...
- Fortune Cookie Madlad
- My fortune paper told me I freed it from the cookie
- This fortune cookie I got today
- Went out for Chinese food last night. How is this even a fortune?
- Now thats excellent marketing.
- If a robot promises to love you..
- Netflixs DVD Mailer Drawing Contest
- Yeaaah...no
- Watermelon Baby
- Yep I like how there are now 356 days in a year
- I guess panda is running out of fortunes
- My new jeans came with a fortune
- My fortune cookie simply wishes me good luck
- Come on Super Buffet, this is just shameless...
- losing myself in the words..
- Best. Fortune. Ever. I cannot believe I got this.
- My friend received an oddly specific fortune in her cookie today.
- me_irl
- My husband and I got similar fortunes.
- Im only out to a few friends. I could not have scored a more accurate fortune cookie.
- This was in my fortune cookie at an all-you-can-eat Chinese food buffet.
- Theyre becoming more sneaky...[PIC]
- This fortune from my fortune cookie.
- Me and my buddy got the same fortune from our fortune cookie.
- The fortune I got out of this cookie was surprisingly poignant.
- Why would you put an ad in someones fortune?
- My fortune cookie referred to its self in the 3rd person.
- My fortune cookie today was scarily accurate
- ... In bed?
- This surprisingly nerdy fortune
- May you live in interesting times...
- This way too real fortune cookie.
- My new jeans came with a hidden fortune inside
- OK Chinese food, the first time I was confused, but now its getting creepy :/
- Fortune cookies have taken a turn for the mean...
- The one recognize the illusion....
- Work ordered Chinese food. This was my fortune on Mothers Day.
- fortune cookie wisdom
- Blursed fortune cookie judging me and my spending habits
- My fortune cookie today gave me some insight into hifi.
- Former Quote from /r/GetMotivated
- So fuck everything?
- accounting humor
- Because I dont know anyone by the name Tate.
- This fortune in my fortune cookie
- Hastate
- I think I got my first AB fortune today
- This was the entirety of my fortune from my fortune cookie.
- Oof
- My fortune cookie is reminding me that I price my time less than I should working for 8.24 an hour
- My girlfriend and I got the same grammatically incorrect fortune while on a date.
- Now theyre worried about market share?
- I opened two fortune cookies tonight and both had the same prophecy
- Which one of you fuckers lied to the fortune cookie company?
- This is really a fortune???
- I love when Chinese fortunes tell me to take a hot ‘both’.
- I think my girlfriend sabotaged my fortune cookies.
- Chuck Norris
- Thanks, Mom.
- My fortune said...
- Friends Trying to Get Preggo Get this Fortune
- My fortune wants me to Zuckerberg my friend
- This cookie fortune trying to sell me more Chinese food.
- My Fortune Cookie came from a Jewish sermon.
- My fortune cookie has an ad for the US Census in it.
- At least youre not dead
- My pants were inspected by someone before sold
- Humor is best weapon
- Thanks fam.
- Ok what? Please explain
- My Dads Fortune cookie
- Ads in a fortune cookie wtf
- Opened two fortune cookies and got the exact same fortune in both
- Libertarian fortune cookie
- A relative is going to die.
- Good sign?
- This fortune cooke
- Blursed_Fortune_Cookie
- My fortune cookie sums up every day in 2020 so far.
- I... I am the great liberator!
- Blursed_Fortune
- If this isnt motivational, I dont know what is.
- A Strange Cookie
- My fortune cookie had two related fortunes.
- This is the most generic and bland fortune ever, and you get it after going to a restaurant.
- Ok, but no
- Got an ominous fortune at a Chinese restaurant tonight.
- My fortune was a Star Wars quote
- My fortune cookie was just an Empire Strikes Back quote.
- Sterling Archer wrote this fortune cookie
