
- The grass is green


- Sure you did buddy


- Not sure I’ll be going on a date with this boy


- Why Im not surprised ?????


- Discord has another stroke


- Instagram comedy at its finest


- Blursed Life Lesson


- A lot can change in a week.


«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram


- Waterproof skin


- Explains a lot..


- FeelsGoodMan :D


- Cashier submits to every customer’s whims -whole store explodes in applause


- Some good financial advise right here


- Former NLTOG


- When you disconnect during a long sweaty grind and your screen goes black


- F


- someone my mom is friends with on facebook. can someone explain to me why this would be an issue? because i genuinely dont understand


- Voter who supported party that publicly stripped away the welfare state for 10 years surprised to find it missing when they need it.


- “Yeah, MOM. Read a book sometime, you troglodyte!”


- Words of wisdom from Uncle Fatlogic


- Not being disrepectful


- Invest in Chinese. Funny comment I found on FB.


- Choosing Beggar really loves bags.


- Got removed from quityourbullshit, maybe it better belongs here


- If we’re not leaving the EU then I’m going to go live in the EU!


- I want to


- I🤫 HATH 😆 ACCIDENTALLY 😅 POSTED 😬 THIS 😏


- They shouldnt seize guns from criminals because seize is a fancy word for steal


- Just because you dont see them looking after their body doesnt mean they dont. Not everyone overshares on Social Media.


Except for that Irish family -they’ve got moves! Thanks @jonhuck for forwarding this! #bringiton #tiktok #tiktokdance #irish #irishtiktok #highlightofmymoviecareer #movie #bringitonmovie #peakcaucasity #desusandmero#gabrielleunion #clovers #eastcomptonclovers #kirstendunst #peytonreed #cheer #cheerleading #rogerebert #aoscott - @caitlinscanlondesign on Instagram


- When youre so woke that you start denying basic biology: Sequel


- I want to know why this man is so agitated


- dats peng funny


- all tomboys are gay.


- dOnT cAlL mE rAcIsT


- This Message is for the Administrators. Thank you.


- I know far too many crazy people.


- the little philosopher


- I am a real alpha!!!!! Now whos next?


- From r/badfaketexts


- How to shut down a creepy DM 101


- Oops..


- Guy had Trump Voter !!! (Deal with it) captioned on his profile pic and this was a comment


- meirl


- Come on Paul


- Found in the comments of a Jimmy Carr video


- 2 Whole Hours???


- Cute couples teenagers


- Nothing to see here.... Just a little fraud.


- Damn man Lol


- This guy is a creep. He is always posting weird scenarios where he saves a girl from someone, then asks if there are any women who want a real man to take care of them


- Neighbors that care.


- Must suck to be the 17th customer.


- Priorities


- There’s gotta be a better way to go about this...


- Solid advice


- “Well known” woman-beating meth head threatens to beat up sixteen year old over a car accident his girlfriend caused.


- I Want


- Totally real and relatable.


- Expert on respiratory illness here. Just kidding, she works in marketing.


He noob, he didnt get it 😢 ©Rashi Khanna . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . #tindermemes #tinkerbell #tinderindia #indiansontinder #tinderconvos #tinderbio #tindernightmares - @indiansontinder on Instagram


- My crush said yes


- I have the best of friends.


- Not quite the answer I was expecting...


- I bet you he didn’t do anything


- I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move..


- SJW or KKK?


- me☠irl


- Haha funy joke


- Feminine name, feminine pronouns; uncomfortable being called a woman, however


- When you made it clear youre gay but men are hurt.


omg Jesus FIX IT!! 😭 - @cocoagiirls on Instagram


- This same guy will get angry anytime a White person commits a crime and loses their guns


- Capitalism is important


- Racist


- A friend posted this screenshot on her Instagram, thought it applied


- Something for F1 fans outta here


- Right wing chad pwns libtards


My homie is savage for this one.Been laughing all morning. Gotta make sure you text the right number. 😂😂 - @jojustchillin on Instagram


- My board of amusement


- I am sorry. Im so sorry please I hope you love me back.


- Only a white guy could relate to me


- He mirrored the attack on her.


- Dont jump this Facebook badass, he knows what hes doing


- Because its a horse


- Remember to tell your dad hes like a father to you


- What is preparation for $500


- Person lost their wallet, had it returned with out the money and a note saying “thanks for the gas money”


- White wife bbc


- Fast paste


- Best cousin ever!


- And so I did


- So they got married and lived happily ever after


- What a shitty thing to do a day before the wedding


- Clever mosque


- Asking the important questions


- Yet another military is the only respectable career field rant


- Oooooof. Better luck next time


- No other millennials date, fall in love, or get married.

- Men secretly want big women and will cheat on their thin trophy girlfriends/wives because they just cant resist them.

- It has started

- Absolute galaxy brain on my friends list

- Classic Facebook-Google mixup

- Article about Don Jr’s New York Times Best seller being inflated by the Republican National Committee. Trump supporter never did respond.

- I dont like people stealing my sodas... So drink my pee.

- “doing more for this country than you are”

Anyone ever felt this way? 🙋🏽♀️ The cure is in my booking bio I promise you 🤞🏽🐝 - @michelleandhair on Instagram

- Mad hard, you say

- Well this is terrifying

- Maybe if we COULD afford housing and children... 🤔

- Love your mothers

- Facebook is apparently the perfect place to flaunt your dire need for psychiatric intervention.

- Leopard party member cant afford medical attention for his face but still votes leopard party.

- Coin candy

- They have names!

- Guys, we gotta step it up!

- Take a hint dude

- non-asians can’t like anime😤😤😤

- felt like this belonged here

- Can the kind people of this sub prove this piece of weak boned scum wrong?

- Kiwi destroyed on Instagram (also posted in Kamikaze & rareinsults)

- Things that didnt happen Alex for $500

- How can people break-up for such stupid reasons!

- Error Negative

- Cursed_safety precautions

- [Request] What are the odds of this happening?

- Brooklyn Nine-Nine stills of Gina throwing Terrys yogurt (example in comments)

- I got tagged in this. I don’t know 99% of the people involved and Red is an ex co worker who fell back into her meth addiction. It’s like a white trash Soap Opera everyday in my Facebook feed now.

- “But why do they treat us like sexual objects?”

- I may even open it.

- On a post about a woman receiving an abortion

- Miami prolly smell like chlamydia right now

- Whats going on here?????

- EVERYBODY SHOULD BE YELLING

- to replace Im sorry with thank you

- Because teachers care this much about the page number?

- Secret lang dapat :)

- Twitter is full of people like this.

- quotes

- They should both be free

- Talking about a insult

- Pt 3/3, The last pic is doubled so the collage wouldnt cover part of it

- 7-year-olds always have a very accute sense of freedom 🙄🙄

- Fair game indeed. Well played

- I woke up today to this monologue

- Your mums new dildo

- Bro I just wanted to look at New Posts in Peace

- My heart just melted!

- Swing and a miss

- A normal thing for parents to do

- Will they though?

- You took that Well

- Best way to get a job

- A conversation between dads on Facebook

- A woman with self proclaimed Amazonian height. Little does she know, I’m 5’9” and still taller than most men I go around.

- Ni🅱️🅱️a 🅿️lease

- Great customer service

- RENEBAYE THE DOORS

- It was a dirty delete

- I could see a neckbeard saying this

- My dude

- A rear double

- Dont blame the heroin dealer!

- Lightning McQueen roleplay.....

- Holup

Tag 👅 - @powercouplesusa_ on Instagram

- Antivaxxers must be fun at parties

- Be right back, gotta get some WD-40

- Nazis and the brownshirts were left of todays liberals

- Jesus

- Breasts of steel

- Hold up

- uploading

- If you work behind a desk, you can’t possibly be working hard

- From my uni’s anonymous confessions page...

- Because brandishing a weapon is a total appropriate response to being asked to sign a petition

- Any guesses?

- Being loud and obnoxious is quite the opposite of a strong independent woman.

- Me and my best friend talking like idiots per usual, thought it belonged here.

- Elderly lady contemplates death after reading yet another violent news story, young edgy guy suggests suicide. Yikes, brother.

- An honest review

- You know... just building a bookcase.

- Casting spells out here

- I did my time in the gutter smokin checkers n self loathing

- Pass gets murdered by words

- Yeah, grocery shopping is just as bad as going to house party with people packed in like sardines...

RP @nationalblackguide ・・・ 😂😂😂😂 . . #blackculture #blackfamily #blackkings #blackgirlmagic #blackisbeautiful #blackandbeautiful #africanamericans #blackwomen #buyblackowned - @dfwurbannews on Instagram

- Why wouldnt she want a real mans cock instead of her limp dick husband?

- Homicide? Damn, she cold blooded

- .... oh. okay.

- CANAL ADDICT CONVERTER

- How do I tell my family that they are idiots..

- I genuinely hate people that are this inconsiderate.

- im literally viking

- Literally a choosing beggar

- This is a whole new level of gatekeeping

- Swing with Sara

- Its sailfish to be a cawerd!

- How is it possible for people to not see the obvious

- It feels like that sub really lost its way. Like, no, of course you shouldnt describe your female characters breasts unnecessarily, why are you defending it?

- Yup..a 1st grader

- Im not like other girls, I think Im a walking contradiction!

- The weirdest notlikeotherfemales

- Lmao savage

- I hope to be like the car guy someday

- Soak your socks with my tears.

- He stopped talking to me because Im not a slut 😊😊 Totally not because I am crazy 😊😊

- Me_irl

- and then the whole class clapped

- I don’t know this woman. We have one mutual friend. Get rekt, hun.

- Its BALL SHIT. Wake up

- Someone I stumbled across recently on Facebook, his profile is full of stuff like this...

- If you’re not comfortable with your kids hearing what he said, why do you support him?

- That’s a great icebreaker.

- If this is really an educated woman then all schools need to be closed now.

- Her bio said she was German

- Wow, passive aggressive much mom?

- Oooh! I caught the wrong flag in the wild! Luckily I screenshotted before he deleted it!

- Girl tries to take a selfie, you wont believe what happens next!

- we know every one from those countries would love to live in the US

- Yeah like that

- Why is his shirt wet?

- I LOVE music!

- At least nobody will have to see her terrible posts anymore

- the best part is that even Caucasian doesn’t mean white

- Lmao ur gonna do what?

- MLM catfight ensues as hun leaves Plexus to hop on the Pruvit train

- And the kids are safe now, thank goodness

- Um, I dont know how to tell you this, but...

- Something something stones in glass houses

- I can’t even

- This guys been trying to start fights on twitter over music taste

- In a response to a report of somebody publicly masturbating

- oops little much?

- Help out a buddy

- Wait what...

- Anger, hate, violence, homophobia, many comments from her about probably ending up in jail one day. She’s a winner. Who’s taking bets her next post is racist too?

- Yeeah.... Not gonna happen lol Also maybe those artists are rude because shes not paying them for their time and supplies..

- Honestly, I really don’t know about this one but I’m keeping it here anyway

- I think we can all relate sadly

- Maybe wont make you smile but definitely make you feel good...

- Well never know what, but Im glad my grandmother is enjoying her self.

- has 11 thousand likes on FB

- Nobody asked.

- why cuz hes black really wow

- Nothing can stop true love

- I couldnt think of where else this image should go... It made me cringe and confused at the same time...

- FA admits bopo is trendy, profitable but that celebrating fatness is as weird as celebrating anorexia

- feminism destroyed

- Literally a crime

- Bruh sure

- My buddy announced that he’s in a relationship with a young lady. She’s from Venezuela and all her family members are commenting (in Spanish) to congratulate her. My friend’s older family member was a little confused.

- Without just?

- Fallin ova da place

- Excuse his language

- Evil incarnate

- Posted on a community “crime watch” page. There’s so much wrong here.

- Why the fuck would you post this on Facebook?

- 2meirl4meirl

- Really dude?

- AVer joined a pro-vax group that masquerades as an anti-vax group

- Why are all the women I know posting this kinda stuff lately

- Please stop grandma

- Apparently Not Better Off Than He Was A Year Ago.

- It’s a toxic trait to be attracted to toxic masculinity

- Nazi Trash

- This week on Double Standards Twitter

- Word of advice

- I also want a boyfriend

- Lil public service announcement

- Oooof. Sorry bro

- Odd boyfriend requirements...

- Love

- Flu shot

- Don’t go to the hospital, just ask Facebook!

- juice, sauce, little bit of dressing

- I stay friends with him just to see his cringe posts

- What, yall spit on your hot dogs?

- Article on pet obesity- yellow pushing a narrative that being massively overweight is not linked to diabetes (type two at least)

- [Legit] This Evening

- OP posted this to encourage her friends to boycott Netflix because of sacrilegious movies. Did yall know Obama owns Netflix?

- Her son is 2

- I don’t think Facebook is the best place to ask this

- My father ladies and gentlemen

- All bodies must be accepted but you are too skinny and consequently you shouldn’t post pics on social media

- The leg bones connected to the vagina bone!

- SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MANKIND!

- I understand the concept of condom design and would like to propose an explanation

- Oh the Joys of living in a small town where the safety of others is compared to being a nazi.

- Racist and ignorance

- He is so close.

- TL litty today lmaoo

- Victoria doesnt cover the secrets.

- Stop it! Shes dead!

- They got drunk after buying alcohol 😱

- Drinking at chuckie cheese, b.

- Yikes

- meirl

- Happy Trashy Valentines Day!
