- Bryce
- Sons response to his grandma
- Reuploaded after realizing that I shoulda hidden her face
- How to talk to your man about CEI..
- Y’all. This came from my brother-in-law (husband’s sister’s husband). MY DAMN BROTHER-IN-LAW.
- iM a BiG mAn
- Fighting for gender equality!
- Teenage Couples
- Piece of shit owner. Fuck this industry in the mouth.
- nanananananananana batman
- Not mine but still depresses me
- Solid 3 / 10 IGN
- self proclaimed nice girl
- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian
- My dad came up to visit me today. He followed in his car while I rode my bike. Got this text later in the day.
- Who are these people?
- BLAKE GRAY
- Theres nothing more terrifying than a successful woman? 🤔
- Made a best of from my tinder experiences. What did I forget? Ladies I would like your input here as well.
- Recruiter for a Startup inappropriately calls a candidate “babes” and gets called out on LinkedIn
- The most wholesome verysmart experience I have had
- This is sad..
- Boyfriend Texts
- Who says romance is dead
- A bad fake text
- This is the best way to handle this situation.
- Well then
- This is what real friendship looks like
- boyfriend pictures relationship goals
- My roommate knows how to get me to say yes to a 2 am McDonald’s run
- I’m too tired for this
- this really had my stroke
- I hate people like that
- That’s messed up
- Spirituality
- Take a hint dude
- Am I getting too confident?
- You have been Warned...
- Brutal honesty is better than ghosting
- For some reason my mom is very much against me having a job. (I’m 17F) My workplace requires that I have a 2 week notice for days off, and my mom constantly makes plans for me and usually tells me 1-2 days before I’m supposed to go to it.
- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable
- Its rewind time.
- He then sent me porn.
- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. She’s halfway through season one.
- Her bio said “This app is stupid”
- BTS AU
- So close...
- Had to do it
En un mundo que circula a toda velocidad, es necesario hacer una pausa para preguntarnos si estamos corriendo porque corren los demás o porque verdaderamente nos dirigimos a algún sitio. El 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗾𝘂𝗲 es nuestra pregunta. ¿Hacemos las cosas porque siempre se han hecho así o las hacemos porque realmente creemos en ellas? ¿Actuamos movidos por la inercia de los acontecimientos o por el sentir de nuestro propio corazón? “𝗦𝗶 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮, 𝗲𝘀𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮 𝗻𝗼 𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝘂𝘆𝗮”. De una manera o de otra, todos estamos expuestos a los dictados de la sociedad. Nos vestimos como la moda quiere que nos vistamos, escuchamos lo que la radio propone que escuchemos y estudiamos lo que el entorno y el mercado consideran que es mejor. Hasta cierto punto, no deja de ser necesario que entre los miembros de una sociedad existan puntos de encuentro donde poder generar comunidad. Sin embargo, una excesiva cesión de nuestras elecciones puede convertirse en un lastre para el desarrollo de 𝗻𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 y el florecimiento de 𝗻𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗱𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝗱. #mallorca #beach #palmademallorca #bikini #girl #blogger #travelblogger #girlstyle #quoteoftheday #quotestoliveby #spain - @valentina.zs on Instagram
- Pay attention to detail
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Happy one month anniversary
- me irl
- My 12 year old nephew to his mom
- Well damn
- Is that from Star Wars?
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Here we go again.
- Not quite the answer I was expecting...
- Called me and texted me after I rejected him (pt 2 to my last post)
- Thief backfire
- Boyfriends be like
- Instagram page uses a fake text conversation about someone being depressed to promote another Instagram page
- If Holt and Kevin started dating in the current age.
- This delivery driver
- Dude messaged me a couple weeks ago asking for nudes. Told him I was a minor. My birthday just passed and I got this message.
- i think he oofed..
- Trees are made of logs. It all makes sense now.
- Sends an unwanted photo of his genitals, but IM the whore.
- being told off by someone on tinder in the form of a pick up line
- Text “conversations” like this.
- 5sos imagines michael clifford
- Cute relationship goals
- Guy is about to take his 15-year-old niece to a play. Her 14 year old boyfriend sent him this.
- Wife does not appreciate audiophile humor
- Being a character thats shipped a lot with other characters on Amino can suck at times. Keep in mind that Ive never met this person and tried my best to remain polite.
- Well, I thought my chances would be higher but Im not even halfway yet =/
- Working on my jokes, nailed it.
- hey, soul sister.
- Blursed abortion
- Feelsbadman
- The last text
- My boyfriends homophobic father tried to keep him from buying me a Valentines gift, even though he was buying it with the money he made.
- Random
- Pic collector don’t trade with him
- My crush said yes
- Desperate times
- Putting the moves on her
- I matched with Jake from State Farm
- Me explaining raffles to my gf
- Creep gets one rule to follow. 🙄
- [Legit] Dat ass is fanomanal
- “It’s fine you will do”
- Flirting Tips [for Women]
- I’ve never spoken to him before . Calls me the wrong name then gives me permission to speak to him . I’m honoured
- DON’T know what happened
- (r/tinder)
- Why does anyone think this would be okay?
- Found on twitter. Thought it applied here.
- So I’ve received hate mail for being involved in ganks, but I’ve never been sent hate for being honourable before xD Thoughts on this?
- Tried the lightning McQueen line from the reddit and it got very awkward quickly
- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...
- Exactly what I look like
- She’s a keeper
- Asking strangers to spend the night
- Let us share an image of our deep abiding love, make sure our tongues are visible
- Pizza.
sauce pot🍯 - @beam_me_up_softboi on Instagram
- funny quites
- Random Indian guy messaged me saying he had no friends
- Didn’t mean to make you think you’re fun
- Wholesome friend
This Wednesday night on @planetscumlive myself and @yoyofirestone (one of the only good people in comedy) present LAWN AND ORDER. I’ve gotten VERY into lawn care lately and we’re going to discuss everything I’ve been learning. - @chrisgeth on Instagram
- Suddenly gay
- The asterisks make it.
- He seemed chill (but I was still creeped out) until he revealed he was 21 and I immediately did a 180
- Australians exit
- My friends response to plans
- He didnt like that
- Hey is this Hannah?
My dad sent me this text six years ago today. I love him so much and I think about him every single day. I would give anything to sit on our back porch and make him laugh one last time, or hear him coo “hello my little chickadee.” He was the best of the best. - @zephlacapria on Instagram
- I did my fiances hair and this was my friends reacrion
- I introduced my friend to mushrooms a few months ago where we had a fantastic trip. This almost made me cry
- Relationship trust quotes
- You know... just building a bookcase.
- I have no idea how they even got my number
- She seems nice
- The state of tinder
- Why the fuck did this work.
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- A message my friend received
- My dad is a cop so im ypur worst nightmare
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- Im the creepy one fs 2 (Art)
- Beach Time!
- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this
- me_irl
- I HAVE To PAY For MY Food?????
- His reaction to my post going viral
- This has got to be comedy, right?
- Cute relationship goals
- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word
- F
- I DoNt MiNd DeAr
- No thanks, Chris Hansen
- I love my wife
- Meeting a new friend for the first time
- Had a nice chat with Benjamin Button
- I told what I thought was a bot to go away, and they did!
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- Told someone off today. Men, get it together, I cant even tell you how many times I get this shit
#top #girl #girls #beautiful #british #school #schoolgirl #beauty #pretty #best #smart #sexy #makeup #onfleek #uniform #schooluniform #education #perfect #perfectbody #perfection - @top.schoolgirls on Instagram
- part 3: i eventually just stopped responding smh
- Crush signs
- couple goals\ best friend
- Heres my idea
- TBH I was just going to say that the description of the product was misleading and tbe pasta was not pink in color but they right away went with given me the refund.
- Works every time!
- He is 6000 miles away so I didn’t think he was actually going to go on a date with me
- The lyrics Google gives for “Revenge”
Those quarantine texts 😂 - @hobokendatingchronicles on Instagram
- Stalkerish?
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- Relationship trust quotes
- But now time to not message you anymore;)
- Goals
- I like ice
- Gush is an awful word
- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭
- Im very confused
- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.
- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow
- Apparently, this is a thing now. Hello, GLOBE?!
- bands // music
- IRTR
- Right now or I’m out
- Came out to my brother. Pretty much the reaction I was expecting
- Anyone else doing this at work? No? Just me? Cool.
- I had an Epiphany
- Pickup Lines
- Pythagorassholes theorem
- Brother in law called me “sleezy” for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she “reinvests” in more stock.
- My ex.
- Adult women or a preteen couple?
- “Only want u” says the guy who has had 6 girlfriends in a year
- Teen beach pictures
- Blursed text
- I didn’t know I had multicultural body parts
- l u v.
- Boy best friend pictures
- Nice guy messages me on his alternate fake name account after I reject him on his main. Still have no idea how he found out my car got towed two hours prior.
- meirl
- Fuck you, Neiman Marcus
- Easiest question I’ve ever asked
- My number neighbor is pretty wholesome
- Introduced my friend to reddit. This is what she did.
- Freaky memes
- Today I converted an Instagram normie to reddit 😁👍🏻
Gratitude 🥺♥️blessed Thank you for joining floral doodle workshop 🥰♥️ I enjoyed every minute 😍 It was worth it😍 - @the_explorer_girls on Instagram
- Harry Potter mems
- I cant deal with this escalation lmfao
- Age doesnt matter? The law and common sense would disagree.
- amorr
- Cursed clown
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- Guy friends
- Relationship goal quotes
- “My drunk boyfriend” - or - “ice cream fetus”
- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.
- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help
- Ughh my heart~! 💘
- How to shut down a creepy DM 101
- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴
- Cute texts
- Kid definitely needs jesus instead of a hug from mom
- I can’t. I fuckin can’t right now.
- Scary Mom
- Hello brick wall, maybe Ill have a conversation with you instead.
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- i know i’m on a post frenzy, but i thought i had to post this thread of my baby trying to get spankings ☺️
- Yikes
- Will you honor the request?
- i cant approve this dress
- Didnt even start his creepy demand off with a Hi!... Manners cost nothing.
- She don’t play around
- This was sent to my little sister: 2
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- Im sorry, but I dont know?
- Oh.
- Got A’s on all my finals
- Exactly, so it’s not rape
- me_irl
- How To Get Girls: 101
Lmaoooooo Rp @hardcorecomedy2.0 ^ Via unknown - @insta.single on Instagram
- Dont crease the spine !?!?!
- Low-key me asf 😂
- Boyfriends be like
- What kind of meat, exactly?
- A good friend
- Clearly doesnt know when to stop.
- Cute
- Cute relationship goals
- ‘Because I am big and it is small’ haha... Bf text me with his achievements for the day #australia
- 2meirl4meirl
- Fun fact of the day: being friends with the opposite sex isn’t allowed. (From a friend)
- When you find your bio dad on Facebook and he hits you with a “thumbs up”
- Cute messages for boyfriend
- Peasants have no negotiation skills...
- 54 is perfect! 😍😍
- Meanwhile on a dating app:
- Threatening to join the 27 club because Im not interested
- this is what dreams are made of
- I finally found the courage to come out to my brother.
- Listen here you little sh-
- Normally I have the opposite effect on women
- A mouth?
- l u v.
- that’s gonna be a yikes from me
- I ended it before it even started
- What you 8
- She was married just a week ago.
- am i being too mean?
- Boy quotes
- When you dont want to tell him your new boyfriends name
- I did nazi that coming.
- dark qoutes
- Cute Texts
- Cute Love couple photos
- Couple texts
- Relationship Images
- Love it when they just launch into convos about their kinks. /s
- It went over her head
- Top Ten Anime Plot twists
- Ladies and gentlemen... I got her
- She knows I prefer to date women, so she’s full of shit.
- Beauty Quotes
- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them
- Best friend goals
- Round two (part two) 💁🏼♀️. Sorry, I’m posting as the conversation keeps going, she decides to answer pretty randomly.
- Found an old message from a nice stranger wanting to make plans to Valentine’s Day!
- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this
- She lied
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- You took that Well
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- Trophy to the Smoothest girl ever
- random wierdo with a fetish for tall women sliding into my dms
- Its a win-win situation
- When youre copy pasta
2019 🚫 - @joshuag2912 on Instagram
- Her profile said she was looking to marry rich
- Why do women always feel the need to tell my they have boyfriends?
- Girl I used to go to school with has so many badly facetuned pictures. Dont think I need to point it out.
- I saw this on Twitter the other day and...
- Online dating is fun. ✨
- Rules 1 and 2 confirmed?
- Not really a nice guy but I didn’t kno where else to post this
- “Lol”
- Guys if I ever slide into a girls DMs please don’t let me become as desperate as this dude.
