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- My Prince of Darkness is Sleeping🖤

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- What goofy/weird nicknames do you call your partner? I’ve taken to calling my boyfriend “Wise Guy” in a New York mobster accent 😅




- zenkitty

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- She mentioned her Jeep had no brakes.




- Pollination garden coming along.

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- Abandoned village house with overgrown garden


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- Jewelry by artists


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- She wanted out of her carrier during a road trip, so we let her out. Result? Road rage teefies.


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- Fluffy poppy in the evening light

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- This coming Monday, this handsome fellow joins my family, Reddit, meet Magoo

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- Wannabe homesteader: grapes, kiwi, fig, cherry, apple, peach, pear and lots of herbs. Chickens and rabbits in the back.

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- Its tough work being a kitten around the holidays

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- super nice and understanding at first, but I didnt reply fast enough..

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- Literally seems like 2 weeks ago

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- Samuel L Catson recovering from some back pain and a negative reaction to vaccines. Hes glad mom and dad are home to take care of him. Today is moms turn.

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- Autumn and Fall

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- When in doubt, try and make the girl feel inferior. Solid tactic to sweep a girl off her feet!


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- Reuploaded after realizing that I shoulda hidden her face

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- My cat, sparkle, cuddled upto my hand whilst Im sick. Very rarely she shows affection to anyone.

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- It’s officially been one year since this outside boi, garbage, adopted me!

- , 𝙺𝙴𝙴𝙷𝙾 | 피원하모니 ꒱ ↷🖇

BTS’ Suga speaks about self-harm and suicide in new music video


- When people just post news on FB just because of the title and dont even bother to read the story.




- Mabel took a selfie today!


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- Is this how it started?? Actually me and my son....


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- Keep it classy lads

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- But why, why would you do that?


- Our sleepy Pippin. 😍


- Taking their time to a whole new level...


«Fucking love crabs, man» - @tinder.screenshots on Instagram


- We both just startled as hell. So here ya go you filthy animals!!!!


- this is a person from my school , i think i want to leave


- Can anyone educate my friend?


- When anger mixes in.


- Survival Day 1 Priorities


- Time to let everyone on Facebook know I get laid!


- me irl


- Lonliness: Critical mass


- Theres nothing more terrifying than a successful woman? 🤔


- Kitty boy napping


- Random guy guilts me into not hooking up with him bc he’s fat. Plus he was being shady about how he got my number and sends me gross dick pics🤢


- When you’re tuckered out after the holidays


- A Thousand Acres


- My first cat, picked up at a free adoption day. Meet my little Mortimer


- Adorable Redheads


- Very angry and very tiny criminal. He’ll be less angry now that he’s at a rescue, but there’s no hope for his illegally smol ways.


- Boys I found the one and I’m keeping her for myself


- I really just want to know where that lobster is..


- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”


- Apparently shooting immigrants coming to the US is laugh out loud funny. FYI, this person isn’t joking.


- The journey to a new home


- I got a photo of my cat mid-leap


- 3 am with Harley, and theres no sleep but plenty of love


- Saw this on Facebook. Local paper.


- My husbands grandma REALLY likes my long-time profile pic.


- Certified bruh moment.


- Keeps trying even though he fails


- Plotting an act of evil


- This cow has escaped.


- Ive been out of the game for far too long, an I doing it right??


- Monat Hun Im friends with posted this perk on her Insta story


- This was on a video of someone taking pictures in a pumpkin patch


- ALL TIMERS


- I introduced my friend to mushrooms a few months ago where we had a fantastic trip. This almost made me cry


- Another shot from the newborn photo shoot my wife did for our new kitten, Onyx


- My Anagallis Skylover has so many beautiful blooms!


- me irl


- People on Craigslist.


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- Couple Ideas


- My two favorite girls are insperable.


- masks, masks, masks


- I didnt know forgetmenots came in pink🌸


- This is Sativa, she comes from a large outdoor colony across the street from me. She spends most of her time in my yard with 2 tom cats she is friends with. She has the sweetest personality, something special. Has a wonderful energy coming from her. I want her as a housecat, she is undecided.


- Side eye in the pillow fort.


- A friends nipple tattoo. Meet Rufus


- I’m smooth sometimes, this was not one of them


- Her bio said she goes to law school.


I thought it couldnt get any cuter but then it did #blep #christmasmiracle #kittens - @ketobykayla on Instagram


- Walang ganun, mars!


- Happy Trashy Valentines Day!


- She was so close


- If you ignore that I spelt Bandersnatch wrong three times in a row, you’ll see it works pretty well if you rematch with someone


- well that’s enough snapchat for today


- this is how it’s done, right?


- Sometimes you have to explain yourself


- Anti-vaxxer laughs at measles-infected baby


- [Update] Girlfriend went to the girls night out party and bought oils. Details in the comments.


- Kik is a goldmine for this subreddit


Emotions? Do I feel them? I stand here alone and bemused , The ground beneath my feet has shifted I wonder does he think of me when he cant fall asleep? I feel unreal,it feels all lost . It seems my feathers have gathered all the frost. My chest feels blindfold, All shaky and confused! Constant nausea , I think Im gonna die. I wonder if his heart aches for me too? My tears have dried, His memories are a lump in my throat. Life seems so unfair.. Feelings of unrelenting sorrow wash me like a wave. The coldness fills my bones, Trapped in this darkness overwhelmed with shame, A life full of frustration but none to blame. My thoughts drifts me away, The clock has stopped, I think Ive lost control. Pillows are wet, my life flashes, I wanna scream , Those pills, they make me tired The only time I can escape is when I fall asleep, Everyday is a war, bad dreams and nightmares chased away the coming dawn. Demons stashed into the nightstand drawers. A struggle to obtain reality, I am tired, painful nostalgia grasps me.. My phone stinks of his selfies His face ,his voice ! Happy times, I wish I could get back Insomnia enchoing its music in my mind. I am tired, tired of my war, The star, the moon cant light up my world, I am not crazy, its just another panic attack! I am running, The tantalising light, So close, yet away by lightyears! Trying to live the expectations of this Mirage called LIFE! Picture collected. #writeups📃#writersofindia🇮🇳#writersofkolkata#writerssupportingwriters#writingcommunityofig#artoftheworld#artofthewild#authorsoninstagram#poetryisntdead#poemofinstagram#poetsofficial#mentalhealing#unsaid#unsaidwords#untoldwords#kolkatagrammers#kolkatagrammers#panicattacksurvivor#authorsoninstagram#kolkataartists#kolkatalove#lostloveintimes#lostlovedones#writeupoftheday#mentalhealthhelp#ınstalove#kolkatalove#heartbreakkid#kolkatadiaires#authorsofig#loveislove#unsaidfeelings - @forever_choco_2000 on Instagram


- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴


- Tepary Bean Flowers are Pretty


- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable


- Google doesnt give a fuck about Bixby :-)


- Cricket sound asleep in her favorite blanket


- Smol criminal doing a big snooze


- bump and baby


- HUG MEEEEEEEE! Stardust is waiting to be adopted at PAWS in State College PA.


- “Why he ignore me”


- People who text like this


- Found this screenshot looking through tumblr, honestly Ive never ran into a nice guy


- She actually thought this was funny and we kept talking

- Was just given this little criminal to foster. Name suggestions??

- Salem and his toy mouse.

- kinda proud of this one

- he’s gone 🙂 ...

- My sweet baby came into my room, jumped on my bed, laid on top of me, rubbed his face on mine and then fell asleep. One of the purest things 😢❤️

- For my cakeday, a picture of my co-pilot

- This girl hasn’t talked to me in over 3 years but thought I was a good target.

- These people are delusional and are incapable of reading a paragraph

- Mm yeah look at that drivey piece of ass

- ZOOM IN FOR THE TEARS LOOK HE ALREADY HAD THE FLOWER CROWN ON HIM OKAY???

- Blursed abortion

- Take a hint dude

- An ask reddit question was answered (almost) by the next post on home

- Coming back from a holiday on Monday, so I gave my fucktoy the keys to my house so he can be ready for me to use him immediately when I get home. Thoughts on what I should do to him?

- I DoNt MiNd DeAr

- Hicks’ favorite place to sleep.

- She though she had the upper hand

- After 6 days at the vet to have an eye removed, our 18 yr old cat Niles is back home!

- Creepy real-life Quagmire who feels the need to make everything sexual

- What the fuck

- Proud her daughter can say fuck and shit.

- This is what happens when us DMs don’t put in Dragons, bards find a substitute. Take notes everyone

- Madlad

- Iam saying gosh wow sexy,

- Update: She found out (probably’ll find out about this too)

- My new baby kitten!

- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball

- Man I’m smooth

- A friend sent me this. Figured this was the place for it!

- Playing around on my friends tinder an had some fun

- Artist hits a car and thinks their talent is enough to pay for damage.

- Smash and pass

- Me and my friend talked about our favorite music . . .

- No I do not want to roleplay daddy and daughter

- BoneLESS pizza

- Slicc, got a date within 5 texts

- Facebook trying to be like Reddit.

- I’ve been waiting for payment on my photos since Sept 1st. I finally hear about my half of the payment last Sunday. The head photographer didn’t even ask to borrow the money-just took it upon himself to use it. I saw him posting at an expensive amusement park next day.

- mission failed successfully

- “We aren’t ready for a cat”, two months later I wake up to see my boys sleeping like this every single morning

- ME AND ASIF ARE FRIENDSHIP

- Are you down for a trai— I mean triathlon??

- what do y’all think, should i keep the conversation going?

- boutta head out

- Exactly, so it’s not rape

- My cuties

- Im not trying to be convicted rapist, Brock Turner. Noped out of that.

- I’ve been trying to sell something on letgo and all I’m getting are messages like this, WTH is wrong with people?

- Straight out of the bag of fuckboy tricks

- Most awkward message Ive ever recieved on Tinder

- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this

- ITAP of my daughters first time playing in the rain.

- Seeing how my boyfriend cuddle our new niece makes me feel like the luckiest bastard out there

- This criminal can’t even keep her eyes open after her many crimes

- Starburst 🌟

- I matched with Jake from State Farm

- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...

- Let me cheer you up and inform you the Dantdm became a dad

- this is what dreams are made of

- I thought she might actually want to catch up...

- Well then. Guess I’m single

- ......what?

- Half Way (xpost from r/tinder)

- My daughter and her massive feet.

- I could’ve lived without knowing (btw sorry for my phone % it’s charged now)

- Caution: Heated blanket may cause cat to melt

- Exposed a creeper

- She didn’t say much after that

- What should i name him?

- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl

- when they message first 😎

- My username says Im 15... still got this

- Anyone else’s parents constantly threaten to stop paying the (one) bill they help with to keep you from going NC? haha just me?

- I reinstalled the app due to boredom and I receive this:

- That’s messed up

- My subby boy finally gave in to butt play 🥺 im a happy Mommy.

- I hate people like that

- Good to know

- Straight to the point

- I’m bad at openings.

- Swipe right if you actually read this...

- “fuck feminist” -dude who’s sad i would accept a dick pic from him

- I have no idea how they even got my number

- I was discussing captain marvel and the MCU in general with a friend when autocorrect jumped in

- A hamster cage, thats free....just wow

- I love ~~democracy~~ Tinder

- I have no words

- My friend started texting me while high, I decided to mess with him a lil bit. Finally got him.

- The cringe of the world in one conversation

- Good blessings.

- get a boyfriend

- Issa Barbie queue!

- Have you seen a more precious baby?!😭

- If we’re not leaving the EU then I’m going to go live in the EU!

- Hey look, youve got a triangle. ???? Lol

- Rolled with me for two hours. Luckiest kitty! Already found a new owner.

- Our new kitten passed out in the crook of my ankle.

- strange people out there

- Well I wanted to look what it‘s like to be a sexy woman on tinder. So I created a fake account. Wasn‘t disappointed. 5 mins - 99+ likes. But this one killed me.

- His eyes

- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation

- the closest brothers ever

- Please don’t correct him

- Tonight’s special: a dumbass who tried to roast me.

- She gives the sweetest kisses!

- When you ask a service provider an important question and they ignore it

- I’m not like other girls, coz I listen to Billie eyelash

- After a day of chasing his tail, Loki is finally taking a nap.

- [OC] Is this what joy feels like?

- Nature slowly taking over this fire hydrant

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- The importance between then and than.

- Im in Thailand and theres a kitty sleeping under my chair

- Every day he looks prettier to me.

- My cats just discovered my cat tattoo! They don’t look very amused.

- Turning bisexual was a terrible idea.

Have you participated in this week’s Kind Community Series activation? We challenged you to reach out to someone you haven’t talked to in a while. It takes less than five minutes, but could completely change their day (and yours too)! It feels good to connect with people, especially during this time when so many people are feeling disconnected or lonely. What a beautiful way to bring some light into someone’s day! If you’ve participated in the challenge already and you feel comfortable sharing, we’d love to hear from you. We’d love to hear about your experience, about how reaching out to someone made you feel, about how they responded, or if you felt more connected and inspired to reach out to more people. Sharing with each other in this community is another great way to feel connected and also a beautiful reminder that we are all in this together. Happy Friday Kind Community! We are sending all of you the biggest virtual hug! xo, @mollymaethomps + @laurenpaul8 #KindCommunitySeries #youcanVIRTUALLYsitwithus #KindCommunity #KindCampaign #youCANsitwithus #bekind #youarenotalone - @kindcampaign on Instagram

- People like this on Tinder...smh

- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad

- No thanks, Chris Hansen

- A Whisper ofRomance

- OOPSIE!

- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭

- How he sleeps knowing packages of anthrax have been sent to enemies of the state

- She set me up for the dunk. I think we have a keeper here boys.

- My black cat as a kitten had tiny white furs on her legs, they’ve disappeared with age, she’s 2 now. But I’ve always wondered why she had those smol white strands of fur 🤔

Saturday and Sunday feedback ! Thank you lord ! 🥰😋🍣❤️👩🏻🍳 - @foodcravingstarlac on Instagram

- Well then

- Rescued this little guy today ❤️

- Alright.

- Posted some sneakers for sale on Grailed. Is this guy trying to scam me?

- Um...

- How to destroy your chances

- My kinda humor 🤩

- r/nice guys corrected me and said this should be here

- I just wanted to point out that the last 4 messages was written within 15 minutes while I was taking a shower. He blocked me instantly after that last message.

- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian

- Thought this belonged here

- On her way to be rescued after mama abandoned her for a couple of days

- My new kitten Gremlin

- So my sister tried to rope me into her MLM. I think you can guess my response.

- Taylor Swift nails

- Ten weeks old

- I’m planning to do a Star Wars rpg game this was an “argument” I had with one of the players

- Persistence is key

- Her name was Edmary and she wasn’t having it

- [NEWS] @08Tc3wBB confirmed, he will share his r/w expliot for iOS 13.7 (AND LOWER) with Pwn to update Unc0ver after Apple patch it.

- i think this is an r/niceguy? honestly....i have never been more confused.

- Its nice knowing that no matter how much my life changes, tinder always stays the same.

- She offered 💕 them to me “at her price” 💰 well hun🍯 ... what other price 💵 would you give? 😂

- As if the Tooth Fairy didn’t freak me out as it is...

- Another one of my neighbors rescues! This is a new one I hadnt met yet.

- My cousins kitten 😭

- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”

- So it seems this little guy is very popular. Enjoy these pics!

- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.

lil sweetness - @fatpogarty on Instagram

- My friends’ Bring Your Daughter to Work Day

- 5sos imagines michael clifford

- Those blue eyes 😍🔵

- Ghosts me for OVER A YEAR & dates a girl, gets mad I have a boyfriend 🤔

- nanananananananana batman

- Princess Leia is that you?

- Lady nappin with me when she was a baby

- Three years old. Back when my baby was a baby.

- Just a little off the tip

- Not sure if Im doing it right.

- India needs the boat

- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?

- I’m not sexualising you, I’m just calling you sexy

- This “stray” we found. Pretty sure someone dumped him. He’s so sweet!

- I think im in boys

- Boyfriends be like

- This go to line has never failed me

- Cats — blacks real quick

- A good night kiss for my son after he fell asleep in my arms

- That escalated quickly

- ‘Because I am big and it is small’ haha... Bf text me with his achievements for the day #australia

- Kid definitely needs jesus instead of a hug from mom

- Do I just attract these people??? Also surprisingly this was a female

- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning

- Could not resist the smolness had to take home immediately

- You would think most people would get the hint after the first 3 messages were ignored

- Passion Flower, coming to. Finally.

- Me_irl

- So I had posted here when I had originally adopted my kitten a few months ago. Here we are after 2 months together and I couldnt enjoy his company more. Heres me and Villain, my favorite man.

- Yikes

- I’m not his granddaughter, but he thinks I am. Also I’m 14...

- we all know the better profession

- Oh.

- This is how we sleep

- This one here, Officer. The little void is trying to capture this human.

- It is never too early to learn the truth.

- New addition to the family and Mom wants nothing to do with it.

- Taking a nap after a long day of napping

- My little guy the day I rescued him

- Grandmas fed up and ready for an affair on the computer

- My sleepyhead girl, Lua.

- Appropriate response 🤷♂️

- 18 y/o looking for her dad on tinder...🤔
