- I see you at the bottom of the ocean
- I-- I dont even remember your last name
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
REPOST IF U THINK THE SAME!!!!!! - @_animal__pictures on Instagram
- Me when i opened this sub this morning
- Pizza delivery guy at the door? Guess I didnt want to watch half of the story behind this mission anyway.
- How he get in there tho🤔
- Packing.
- [Slut lifestyle][Hotwife] Greedy
- Sometimes it be like that
- Brown women hates white kids
- me_irl
- I guess its still better than reading bottle labels...
- Uber drivers are putting out tip jars now too?
- Next station: ur mom😳😳😳
- Back in my day we worked harder
- Bad luck brian
- Just wear the damn mask. Its not hard.
- That poor misunderstood UPS guy.
- I really dont get wet from watching a mother fuck her son you sick fucks
- I feel pretty bad about this one...
- What this disease really is
- What can I say? I like the space.
- Mostly its because our bathroom is too crowded, but the petty revenge is a bonus
- Why police actually support the 2nd Amendment.....
- But Muh Rights says the plague rat
- April Fools Day
- I know I am suppose to miss her...
- Working in a restaurant, couldnt help but notice the gap in perspective during pre-shift.
- Whats the Tea?
- Whatever, dude.
- My girlfriend really knows how to make me happy.
- Its the first time in eight years.
- The quarantine isnt working.
- That instant formatting cringe
- What a friendly bigot!
- Anybody else work in one of those open floor plan offices?
- First World Problems
- SLPT: Save money on diapers
- Which company do you work for? A major one.
- This should feel awkward, or bad. But it doesnt. Not really.
- How I feel scrolling through Facebook
- True story
- If someone married me just to divorce me I would be devastated...
- Going to be an awkward morning in the office...
- Jodi Sweetin has got me
- Work from home problems
- The US exports $236 billion worth of goods to mexico... a tariff war is not going to go well.
- Wishful thinking
- Get it right u/FrickNugget911
- ...
- Just stop
- B*n S****o is now illegal
- Every Thursday.
- My brother-in-law...
- Suck it up and wait 6 months to dish it right back to us.
- Camping For Beginners
- The doctor performed a genital examination. He told me the results were Unremarkable.
- We were looking right at each other...
- Where are the other senators?
- This has been bothering me all day.
- Im a bit of a mix sometimes
- Double standards are a bitch...
- EDIT: I shidded 😳
- Me irl
- Mike Smith is in for a long year of locker room hijinks
- [X-post from TrollXChromosomes] One of the most infuriating experiences I had throughout school.
- I usually win our bets, but I guessed wrong this time
- So true
- Could be a trap, but my fiancee is awesome!
- On the way to my brothers funeral. Those withdrawal symptoms aren’t all in your head.
- Plus it is so commecialized
- I work as a Janitor & after weeks of complaining, I finally got my revenge...
- dream team, innit? I need this 😲😳
- Im just looking at things logically.
- Why Cant You Just Be Normal?
- This is happening more the older I get
- Being a math teacher is exhausting but it has its perks!
- There’s a right way and a wrong way to do things
- It is the least I can do
- My brother, everyone
- Greedy a-holes
- After seeing that EA comment head past 200000 downvotes
- At social gatherings...
- Making Friends: WikiHow
- Society😔
- Totally not FPH related
- I would have told them, but they kept bragging how good an employee I am
- Lets also not forget they let the bankers wreck the entire economy with no, non-monetary consequence
- Introspective Lazy College Senior
- My faith in the people of reddit is gone
- Secretary Lessons [secretary]
- How Many UFO Encounters Before It Becomes Obvious Theyre Not Coming From Space?
- No way she lying
- funnies
- The havent been around for years, but I look for them every Thanksgiving anyway.
- Had a great workout, went to our favorite pizza place with my fiancée and just woke up from a nap.
- I didnt have the heart to tell her.
- Its hard when you have to be the one everyone depends on
- duolingo had me feeling all confident
- Force your cock down her throat [Bondage]
- Tenants in my apartments arent allowed pets, but my neighbors have a tiny yappy dog that craps on the driveway constantly
- The Opposite of Confession Bear
- I Hear the Unibar Calling
- They are just a mess now.
- She even touched my junk.
- bruh
- Back in the day, this was my scumbag friend
- I need to make some new friends in this town but Im really glad to have my wife.
- As a guy who is average height, I hate these damn things
- College Conservative on gay rights [fixed] [fixed]
- Time is money
- Sometimes it’s just one of those shifts...
- Im taking it pretty hard.
- Im a monster.
- WHY DID YOU BOTHER HAVING ME TYPE IT IN?
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- He is following his buddys strategy
- Welcome to my hell.
- Lecture Slides [Fixed by one of your professors]
- I cant believe it worked
- The smoke detector was driving me insane
- confession bear
- The meat to cheese ratio was off and it didnt taste nearly as good.
- Now that its getting warm enough outside...
- Secretary Lessons [secretary, maledom]
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
- This will be a TRULY unpopular opinion with the Reddit community
- Not my ideal reason but nevertheless
- When youve got foreign friends and...
- I solemnly swear
- Just a family game of Truth or Dare.
- Highlight of my customer service experience today.
- When they order a Well done steak 10 minutes before close
- Blursed unwinding
- Uh oh😮
- Mixed Martial Arts
- I know this wont be popular but I cant help it, I am pretty disappointed.
- When the goal is to make money but you only care about your country
- I never understood why people choose sides
- Im a lousy human being
- Im a POS, but its pretty funny
- This is the number one way people get scammed on sites like Craigslist and LetGo. Be careful. Always deal locally and in person.
- TL;DR: Im not a very good cook.
- Sad but true
- Need to be careful trying something new... you might like it
- Asking Reddit not to BEEP reposts is like
- Can’t refinance either, so she’s stuck with this setup for a little while.
- Shes better off now and in a much happier relationship so it all worked out in the end
- Its my cake day! now Im a bad luck Brian...
- Just because you are sensitive about a topic
- NOOOO
- Not really a fan of sports at all and really feel alone in this one.
- The Razer Keyboard SSD Struggle
- I was told the body had a way of “shutting that whole thing down”
- You are not a genius.
- Apil Fools Pranks
- The smell is great too
- I feel this applies to my generation
- Even the everyday ones like caffeine and aspirin
- Lost all your $$? Need help meow?
- Makes friends wherever she goes!
- Im 22 now. I dont have any serial killer tendencies so Im not screwed in the head.
- Youtube content creators in a nutshell.
- Really confused when I opened this box
- Sorry mr layhe 😔
- Im probably just a horrible person
- Honestly everyone wins.
- It was the so (dot dot dot) that really hurt.
- #BelieveSOMEwomen...
- Not to mention some of my best, longest lasting relationships have come from girls that loved me like a brother
- Arguing with my conservative republican dad
- Sad but true.
- My younger brother. To be fair, we were playing funny youtube videos but...
- Former smokers, dont make the same mistake i made
- Not just more, a LOT more...
- Running out of ink always brings up this thought
- Canada right now
- FuNny AnD EdUccAtInG
- In all honesty
- And on a weekday no less.
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- I work with this douchebag
- I think its for the best.
- Currently with 3000 upvotes on /r/adviceanimals
- Something I picked up from my physiology lectures may prove useful to your new years resolution
- Everyone loves Friday, Saturday and Sunday while I can do more Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- Bit late, still funny!
- The pains of an internet addict.
- Smooth as fuck.
- Fuck you if you do this, its infuriating.
- Im going to have to downsize.
- I wonder if she knows I noticed...?
- You never forget your first time - good, bad, or mind-blowing. [facial] [romantic]
- Hell get away with it because nobody will remember (made front page)
- Its so silly.
- Blinded
- This poor, poor girl at the gym
- The landlord sends his regards
- Honestly this should be the easiest thing in the world. I have no idea why it gives me so much trouble.
- They dont appreciate it. Good.
- This discrimination will not stand on my watch!
- Last time we made plans, she was so late that it threw off my schedule for the rest of the day.
- One of the perks of working in the IT department
- [cuckquean] turning her lesbian
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- Ive worked in various tech support roles over the past ~12 years, and this bias is verified regularly
- Become an adult and the government drops this one on you real quick.
- As an elected official, I need to make this confession anonymously. Please no Doxing.
- Its not fun when you take your son shopping with you . Especially when he thinks no one understands our language
- I always call right back :) Love you Grandma
- I cant believe people would pay money to play it in arcades, either
- My struggle as a neutral lover that loves to look at pretty colors.
- I miss you, little dude.
- It almost worries me how well it works
- Happy Valentine’s Day wifey.
- Sweaty, preteen, Indian boys really stink
- Pleas we need VBUX!!!😟😟😟😟😟
- Its true
- To the people who complain about schools not teaching your kids real world skills.
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- Ive been doing this pretty much ever night for the past year and a half.
- I had to make this
- Perhaps my motivations are strange, but Ive already lost 25lbs and Im still dropping, so why not?
- We all have those dont we?
- Fuck Your Flowers
- On some days I feel quite alienated
- The FCC are very silly people
- Since I probably have as much control and responsibility over mine as you do over yours.
- Library Memes
- My former friend
- Not proud of it, but its what I do.
- Made me want to choke a bitch
- Every freakin year.
- Just had the munchies...
- Scumbag Driver turned out to be a Good Guy Tow Truck
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- The bravest man on Reddit posted this today in /r/adviceanimals
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- And Ive lost a parent and all grandparents.
- I mean, I dont want to catch it... But....
- hggagaagaha
- Nothing big too big but big enough to make them realise [P]
- A humble confession.
- This was awkward, especially since I just got hired
- Can’t go on FB without my dads posts making me angry
- Feminists have really made me worry about things like this, even though its the point of the subreddit...
- Music & Humor
- Any idea , please ?
- Barely above pleb status
- I wanted to get drunk after my talk.
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- To the reddit trolls on youtube comments
- This happened this evening, I dont know a single thing about UFC
- She still has no clue
- Hungover Dad = Fewer Father’s Day favor requests.
- Even if I like it
- My coworker ladies & gentleman... Good luck with that pal....
- I guess you could say that it masks my insecurities.
- That film was Running Scared. Watch it!
- Fourth meal
- Sorry pets but youll just have to run around in the backyard
- I guess Im not going to his house tonight...
- Am I the only one around here...
- Neighbour came by. These type of people in my area are the reason Im moving.
- Got knocked from my steed in the 16th century, hit my head and was in a coma
- A lot of this going around today
- The sad thing is that I can say it 20 times in a row and they still dont understand
- I think this is true of most hype over shark week.
- /r/adviceanimals is a freakin treasure trove.
- Unacceptable. Karen must go.
- Such an inconvenience!
- That feeling when this happens
- There are some wild ones here on reddit
- Yeah, we already know hes an asshole. Thats kind of the point of the post.
- Whenever I explain Finnish public education system to foreigners they look at me with this look
- The best part about election season being over
- Jeremy Corbyn Memes
- Fr*ck u poopie-pie 👿👿👿👿👿
- One can only hope.
- And she was sexy as hell...
- My Coworker :/
- Lets blame the person who said the opposite of what was done
- 🦷🦷🦷🦷
- I wouldnt have believed it if I wasnt there for it. We charged him for both meals.
- Its kind of creepy how much Im enjoying this...
- Cant be unheard.
- The worst type of tenant
- Since hurricane season is coming soon, I present you my scumbag uncle.
- A random redditor asked for math help.
- I just dont have the heart to tell them to get a job. But it sure does feel good knowing they wont keep asking this way.
- The stable genius bought up all the expensive supply so now all other rich countries were given access to the cheap generic that usually only goes to poor countries.
- The real snowflakes
- Im betting this one really will be unpopular
- Lawns are stupid
- To the person who did this to me this morning in Austin on the ramp for 183 south, fuck you.
- Best way to spend $20 [cheating][cuckold]
- She really loves her job.
- No matter how much you gag or cry, you always ask for more
