- Stop it patrick!
- made this Marge, filthiest word template.
- Catfish đŻ
- Always pulling my leg
- me irl
- Me_irl
We know your texts look something like this... #BudsChickenSeadoof #PalmBeachCounty #BudsClub - @buds_chicken on Instagram
- When Mr. Peanutbutter sees Erica anywhere
- Iâm currently [A] and [B] đż you?
Its never too late to get that summer bod (ear) #B99 - @netflixanz on Instagram
- Why is this the coolest baseball card ever?
- Right to refuse service to Jerrys and Karens makes work so much easier
- Devastated and Delighted
- Unc Tarheels
- There was a fly. Its gone now.
- Bart simpson
- Basically almost every character in SnK
Retweet from @musicboxchicago - @sunraycine on Instagram
- Whatâs the difference?
- This is real truth
Has this ever happened to you? Be sure to FOLLOW and LIKE for more awesome #sunpeaks memes! - @sunpeaksmemer on Instagram
- From r/dankmemes
- Sneak 100, more like repost 100
- Subs In My Inbox Be Like
- Blursed spongeman ice cone
- You indeed are correct, fine gentleman.
- Loving the Delft Blue silicone band. Literally the first blue they introduced that was enough my preferred hue of blue to coax me into buying
- What wouldâve been Rev. Lovejoyâs reaction to the crisis.
- Upvote if this is the evilest fictional character you have ever seen.
- Not cool
- Scary Movie
- Does math for Marines count?
- Iâm alright
Not pictured** Your least favorite aunt hounding you about college, your dating status and the 2020 election đ«đ«đ« #Holidaze #HappyThanksgiving #Blessed #BAKEDpotatoes #stuffing #applepie #turkeyday - @pintotheburrito on Instagram
- Dtrr dtrrrr dtrrrr raaa
- Some guy in an ambulance..
- Boom boom
- Flanders, you have no neck. Okely dokely, neighborino!
- mike suits
- Excuse the bad photoshop please
- teachers bad lmao
- Its shame that I will have to postpone my learning.
- Auto Correct Gone Wrong
- You always have to do that run...
- Got this from facebook
- good morning
- I feel that bro
- First heavy week and the start of some new beginnings.
- Dunder Mifflin
- Awkward... very awkward
- Stickers
- They lied to us
- Best generation of music
- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.
- Popeyes run
- *long slurp*
- I made a happy little accident on the last one so here is the edited version ;)
- Historically accurate
@ambiguousplatform - @bibisbooks on Instagram
You scared, motherfucker? You should be. This green berets gonna kick your big ass! . . @billsebald & @caseyschearer80 watch Commando Friday night at 8 PM EST! Join them on any podcast platform for a watch along. . . . #commando #arnoldschwarzenegger #billduke #watchalong #podcasting #podcastlife #podcaster #podcasts #podcast #podcastinglife - @deluxeditionpod on Instagram
- Just so yall know
- I was wondering why 15 year old me deleted facebook... nice. pedophiles.
- Harem route in nutshell
- The sound on this picture is deafening
- Big Bang Theory
- 2020
- DJ 3000
- Haha money counter go Brrrrrrr
- Tips during these Corona virus days đ
- Blursed_family
- Just one more episode........
- đ
- Me_irl
- [Meme] let me crush your lymph nodes for you
- Best episode
- Breast Cancer
Coming to Mint Mobile + this weekend: Foolproof (2003) mintmobileplus.com - @mintmobile on Instagram
- [meme] M3s and M4s right now
- Being Irish living abroad
- couldnt find squidward struggling lifting air so i used king squidward
- Arthur the Aardvark
- A man has fallen into the river
- [IMPORTANT] EAs response to the backlash the new stuff pack has gotten!!!!
- Another day, another box of stolen pens.
- Me not listening to my friends
- Anybody that works retail can relate to this exact scenario
- It so be like that sometimes
- Woke up to find the shadow of my hat rack looks like a giant bird on a wire.
- Since being promoted to management I rely on this way more than I should
- its a simple spell but quite unbreakable
- #MOOD
- Rakes. My old archenemy.
- Happens
- Signaling the squad that you just got laid...
- When my freshly made Sim cooks and the cheap stove catches on fire after 10 minutes of playtime.
- No thanks!!
- me_irl
- Can confirm
- I think Homer said it best
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- new op good though okay
- SO I SAID TO HIM, LOOK, BUDDY, YOUR CAR WAS UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WE GOT HERE. AND AS FOR YOUR GRANDMA, SHE SHOULDNT HAVE MOUTHED OFF LIKE THAT!
#theoffice #theofficememes #officememes #dundermifflinmemes #michaelscott #monday #mondaymotivation #dundermifflin #comedycentral #bingewatch #peacock #nbc #netflix #pamhalpert #jimhalpert #dwightschrute #boss - @the_officeinstafans on Instagram
- Whenever I use this quote in public people give me funny looks
- #Berning Down the House
- Ralph Wiggum
- I miss my brother
- Great job, man
- What chain restaurant line does he work on?
- The sad truth
- We are a contentious people.
- Iâm not the Jedi I should be...
- You dont have all the facts.
- Buddy doesnât even do his job
- Made a meme from my recent post here and I would like to hear your opinion. Apologies in advance for my grammar
- I love the running gag that Homer is very knowledgeable about Supreme Court Justices.
- The American healthcare system
- hmmm
- Simpsons cartoon
- You know weâve all done it
- Every Damn Time
- THAT WASNT PART OF OUR DEAL BLACKHEART
- Damn I do be lagging
- Still one of my favorite jokes
Iâm, I never thought Iâd say this but should we be wearing some sort of moulded plastic? #thesimpsons #shitpost #simpsonsshitposting - @simpsonsshitpostsandstuff on Instagram
- ReAEeeEaAaaAEEeAaYyy
- Why are there so many
- The return of Bill-Boyle template
- She doesnt get it
- House of Lies
- I feel like this conversation needed to happen before they reopened states.
- When you land your Buzzard and walk into tail rotor killing yourself
- How dare you do this?
- Very annoying
- I wouldnât wanna be an icon either!
- The reason I show up.
- Notebook Wallpaper
- Its what they deserve
- I am watching you through a camera!
- Câmon Sony
- So I said, Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that.
- I do love some Pongles
- Saw this and figured Iâd post it. âïžâ€ïž
- blursed_bob
- Santas Little Homer ;)
- One of my favourite quotes on the whole show.
- Miia is best girl
- Bring these back!
- Bart e lisa
- Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired
- Me, when Im asked how much money I can hold in one hand
- Unforgettable...
- Actual footage of me waiting for yet another APK to build.
- Undead political correctness
- Bart, would you like to say grace?
- It doesnt work like that
- Iâm alive!
- holtmallow
- My Mom doesnt believe in fabric softener - but shes not around!
- Line cooks in a nut shell
Homer trying to be an innocent person, while inner him knows hes a DEVIL đż - @homersimppsson on Instagram
- True
- My feeling as a Hardcore player. Give us a 24/7 playlist too.
- YOUâRE FAKE NEWS! SAD!
- You better have a damn good conductor!
- I love hitting my dealer up (:
- Serenity now!!!
- I accidentally left the house today in my ugg boots
- Friday Movie Quotes
- Chinese Lunar New Year: Everyone arguing if its the year of the goat, sheep, or ram-- Stop it! Cant you see this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?
- FORA TEMER - nĂŁo hĂĄ mal que nĂŁo piore
- Phineas et Ferb
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- Im not Texan, but maybe theres a Longhorn pun in here...đ
- My Valentines date didnt show up... :-(
- Please look at my Medicare bracelet.
- Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal. Super liminal? Ill show you.
- Get a job? Were they serious? I didnt realise it at the time but a little bit of my childhood had slipped away.... Forever
Homers Enemy (S08E23) #thesimpsonsmeme #thesimpsons #simpsonsquotes #simpsonsmemes #simpsons #homersimpson #margesimpson #bartsimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #homer #marge #bart #lisa #maggie #meme #memes #simpsonfans #funny #cartoons #animation #bam #advice #enemy - @the.simpsons.meme on Instagram
- âHomer, is this the way you pictured married life?â âYeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.â
- Adult Animated Sitcoms... #TotallyMeantForChildren
- I know you can read MY thoughts, boy.
- come on hurry up im hungry
- I laugh so hard at this every damn time
- Me_irl
- God I am so awkward.
- hmmm
- Sad but true reason I love Futurama
- Hello darkness my old firend
- American Dad
- Oh I guess killing will be fun enough
- Grandpa: âBut thereâs spiders in the boxesâ
- Theres a hole in my heart; As deep as a well...
- Please stop over doing it
- Simpsons - Characters
- Kent Brockman: âIf you have the fever, thereâs only one cure: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning.â **Warning, tickets should not be taken internally.**
- You use words like pasghetti and mamatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N. And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- Homer Simpson on being a parent
- Kenny is my favorite South Park character
- Forgive-a-ness please
- Itâs a snuggly sort of day
- A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.
- You gotta do worse than that, Bruce.
- The Lawful Good Paladin, Monk and Cleric to the Chaotic Evil Rogue
- âUh, excuse me, Mr. Simpson. On the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?
- Gee, I dont know what youve got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
- Instagram tbt
- Me after delivering a car to the buyer in an export mission where I get shot up.
- SIMPSONS
- The Simpsons
- Stop the inauguration! I just discovered our President-Elect got an F in second grade gym class!
- G.O.B. addresses the people of Springfield.
- Honestly, his abilities are amazing.
- Sir, why did you wait until the last minute to pay your taxes?
- Happy Bastille Day!
- Welp, it happened again...
- me irl
- I know that some of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you covered with dynamite.
- The spinoff we need.
- Now theres an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him!
The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings⣠đđœđ¶đđŒđ±đČ đ»đđșđŻđČđż: 72⣠đŁđżđŒđ±đđ°đđ¶đŒđ» đ»đđșđŻđČđż: 4ACV18⣠đđżđŒđźđ±đ°đźđđ đ»đđșđŻđČđż: S05E16⣠đđ¶đżđđ đźđ¶đż đ±đźđđČ: 10 August, 2003 - @futuramaquotes on Instagram
- âThereâs also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.â âI hardly think the FBIâs concerned with matters like that.â
Cincinnati Sports + Playoffs: 2020 Edition. Here we go. đ #RedsOctober #Postseason - @cincyproblems on Instagram
- I WANT TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT,
- I dont say evasion, I say avoision
- Green.
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Marge, get me your address book, 4 beers and my conversation hat
- When I first heard of the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.
- Springfieldâs 91%
- I dont want you playing with something that has such bizarre hair
- Good night Gunny
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- âOw! Those gears down there really hurt!â
- Sixty watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- Homer, we gotta do something. Today, hes drinking peoples blood. Tomorrow, he could be smoking!
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- Man alive! There are men alive in here.
- Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- The laugh he does right after he says this, is fantastic. God I miss Phil Hartman, and those classic characters he voiced.
- The job was my life. Then, one Monday morning, I got up, I couldnt leave the house. I just couldnt.
- Quick, mods are sleeping, disband the PTA!
- đ€
- Ow, my eye!! Iâm not supposed to get pudding in it
- So, uh, aint you guys gonna ask me about my hat?
- âI did it. Second in line and all I had to do was miss eight days of work.â âWith the money you would have made working, you couldâve bought tickets from a scalper.â
- Schoolhouse dont put out spittoons, I aint responsible.
- Except for Lenny, he looks great.
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- Oh ok Duude, I wouldnt want you to have a cow, maaaan. Heres a catchphrase you better learn for your adult years, Hey buddy, got a quarter?
- Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who eats people and takes their faces?
- Remember...YOU COULDNT FOOL YOUR MOTHER ON THE FOOLINGEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU HAD AN ELECTRIFIED FOOLING MACHINE.
- Hey, Homer way to get marge pregnant. Heh-heh-heh. This is getting very abstract, but thank you.
- Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy Families. Maybe single people eat crackers, we dont know. Frankly, we dont want to know. Its a market we could do without.
- Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
- Iâm a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.
- Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.
- âDonât you know the poem?! Water, water everywhere, so letâs all have a drink!
- this sub lately
- Donât forget the smell!
- Milhouse, baby! Lionel Hutz, your new agent, bodyguard, unauthorized biographer and drug dealer- uh, keeper-awayer.
- Homer Simpson, smiling politely
- I just started my first real job, how do I know if Im doing a good job?(HIF)
- Dont bother calling 911 anymore. Heres the real number.
- [OC] Maybe Gen 2 fans still play, we dont know. Frankly we dont want to know, its a market we could do without
- Gillette be like
- âWait - did you know that theres a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity?â
- My favourite Bart line of all time
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- I ate two grapes. Please charge me for them.
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- Hello, Simpson. Im riding the bus because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
- Everyones saying star wars this! And Kylo Ren that! But no ones saying worship this! And Jericho that!
- If we wanna see Japanese people we could have gone to the zoo./Homer!/What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. His name is Takashi. Hes in my book club.
- Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground? No. All those bald children are arousing suspicion.
- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
- Would you be interested in buying some *illegal* fireworks?
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- HEY! Thatsâs not the wallet inspector.
- âBart, I donât want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in this house.â
- Ow! My eye! Im not supposed to get pudding in it!
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- Now letâs go live to Mayor Terwilligers victory speech
- Homer, dont take this personally, but Ive obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding.
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- What about Krustys partially gelatanated non dairy gum based beverages
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Im not convinced!
- Villains when they try to run away from Anakin
- Where is ranger McFadden?
- Hello this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you.
- Whats brunch?
- Hello. This is Mole Man in the morning. Good Mole Man to you. Today: part four of our series of The agonizing pain in which I live every day.
- Just a reminder that Dwight wanted Micheal to see his Penis
- You got no attitude, youâre barely outrageous, and I donât know what youâre in but itâs not my face!
