- I dont fucking care how inundated they are over their $9.95/month promo... Im cancelling my brand new MoviePass account because their customer service SUCKS.
- Snapchat people
- Always keep a Benjamin in your pocket
- Sive don’t cut this out
- Home Ownership
- Amazon digital service
- My teacher emailed my Mom about PewDiePie
- Pretty Ugly!!!!
- My mom texted me this. Cross outs are my name for privacy.
- These always seem so genuine and wholesome until you realise its been copy pasted.
- Microwave Madness
- Icebreaker
- Two types of people
- This Pakistani man has been trying to marry me for over 6 years
- says sadly single man
- No amount of messages will make me want to help you jerk it to me
- Am no dain anything wrong
- She was smitten
- People using this as bait for likes
- Nice response though
- Hey
- Honestly. Im surprised she messaged first...
- Ill be joe dirt, you can be my sister
- In my bio a part reads, “I’m an open book, assuming you can read”
- MGTOW Guy purposely matches with single mom to tell her off on the first message
- Ayo mods if you take this down youre gay
- The thing is Im a dude and this guy messaged me after I commented on his post (has some real CREEPY stuff)
- Anyone want to buy an 8 Plus because I’m tired of trying to sell it.
- Not interested in this random stranger so I guess I must be a lesbian 🙃
- [OC] Dad Jokes: Inheritance
- 6 months for a response
- We Don’t Need A Revolution(?), Me, Digital, 2020
- Her bio said she was a fan of The Office. Am I doing this right?
- a fly and a guy...
- Bad Grief [OC]
- My girlfriends phone broke and I was texting her back using Siri
- Spirituality
- What an interesting connection
- College fucks us all
- kinda proud of this one
- This seems to be the only way unicode urls are ever used
- People who make arguments like this.
- Matching with a fellow Murican while studying abroad
- Her Bio said Former Banana. I was promptly unmatched shortly after that last message
- Chinese Gaming Curfew
- I took some advice that were given after posting the conversation I had with a tiktok “influencer” yesterday. This is what the first person I made the offer to said.
- Bad poems are the way to a girls heart
- Favorite Boss
- How do I respond to this? This ladies is losing her shit because I said I didn’t support MLMs.
- What did I read just now ?
- Round two (part two) 💁🏼♀️. Sorry, I’m posting as the conversation keeps going, she decides to answer pretty randomly.
- Scottish poetry
Have you participated in this week’s Kind Community Series activation? We challenged you to reach out to someone you haven’t talked to in a while. It takes less than five minutes, but could completely change their day (and yours too)! It feels good to connect with people, especially during this time when so many people are feeling disconnected or lonely. What a beautiful way to bring some light into someone’s day! If you’ve participated in the challenge already and you feel comfortable sharing, we’d love to hear from you. We’d love to hear about your experience, about how reaching out to someone made you feel, about how they responded, or if you felt more connected and inspired to reach out to more people. Sharing with each other in this community is another great way to feel connected and also a beautiful reminder that we are all in this together. Happy Friday Kind Community! We are sending all of you the biggest virtual hug! xo, @mollymaethomps + @laurenpaul8 #KindCommunitySeries #youcanVIRTUALLYsitwithus #KindCommunity #KindCampaign #youCANsitwithus #bekind #youarenotalone - @kindcampaign on Instagram
- Found an old message from a nice stranger wanting to make plans to Valentine’s Day!
- My mother after working my ass off as a freshmen, and having an 89 in German A2, 88 in Geometry, 83 in Honors Earth Science, and a 92 in AP World (college level course). I have to deal with this every week...
- Making use of the passport
- Cute texts
- The fact that people believe this shit
- Im honestly suprised that worked...
- Getting scammed by Modogames 57977 on Three. Topped up at 2pm and they stole a fiver off me at 6.30 obviously Ive never texted them.
- She’s interested in felons with no jobs 😭 on tinder
- My mothers text sounds like a Donald Trump tweet.
- Trickle
- My wife trying to buy a headboard on OfferUp led to this lovely exchange
- Sorry for sending that picture I didnt realize you were taken, but hey can you send some back?
- The lad obviously hasnt listened to Slaves.
- GTA funny
- I honestly didn’t think it would work
- Stupid phone
- random wierdo with a fetish for tall women sliding into my dms
- Id like to dedicate this post to all of those who doubted me
- Whenever my friends send me memes through Instagram and Im not following them
- My dad came up to visit me today. He followed in his car while I rode my bike. Got this text later in the day.
- Gambling in RDR2
- Bgreen mocked me googling facts. I posted about idiots not taking covid seriously. BIL thinks its fake. BGr then makes public post slagging me for blocking her (assumed my post was about her). My sister stuck up for me, they think opinions are fact.. So BIL wants to punish neice....
- me_irl
- paragraphs for your crush 3
- 2meirl4meirl
- from a 15y/o’s Snapchat story
- No response yet...
- Uh- what a dodgy url. Is this another one people are seeing?
- Pens [OC]
- Hi this is ____ from daddy’s on demand!
- I guess that’s one way to start a conversation.
- Lite
- This post from r/ChoosingBeggars
- I’m new here
- umm.. oops?
- Someone in the closet
- Thanks, I hate Mike Witowski
- Bumble BFF convo this morning 😂
- Posts like that, taking advantage of cancer patients for self satisfaction.
- strange people out there
- I get a lot of DMs daily from teen tiktok “stars” asking for free stuff from my business, and here’s an example
- Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you. The coldest take of all time. Big yikes.
- me_irl
- Tax rebate
- Please Keep Your Little Bunny Tail Away From Me
- Flirting quotes for him
- Threatening to join the 27 club because Im not interested
- It’s this type of logic from the vocal minority that gives San Francisco its reputation. In responding to a post on NEXTDOOR describing two “moms” leading about 20 kids through a Walgreens stealing toys, candy and junk food, lady calls the moms and kids “victims”.
- Describe This Picture [OC]
- If Interviews were Truthful [OC]
- How to be a successful illustrator.
- I appreciate this man
- Brother in law called me “sleezy” for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she “reinvests” in more stock.
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- Y’all. This came from my brother-in-law (husband’s sister’s husband). MY DAMN BROTHER-IN-LAW.
- My brother gets me.
- My school (Univ. Of AL-Birmingham) and my home county (DFW area, TX) both use the same number to text me about severe weather with no indication as to who is in danger.
- I thought this was adorable
- They send an alert every percent
- Nerd Attempt
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- #RelationshipGoals
- NiceGuy back for round 2
- These spam accounts. Everytime I block one, they send me the same message with another account.
- Good boy
- Diaz is out...FUCK
- Okay, cool.
- My husband knows me too well 😂
- My bio: “I’m currently writing a book titled ‘Women I disappointed in 2020’ HMU if you’re down to be a chapter” I wonder why she didn’t reply...
- How to destroy your chances
- Here are all three, of the nice guy I new in middle school and is now talk to me again
- ok mr hou chill damn
- A Couple And a Kid Shorts: The Exclusive List. [OC]
- At least he apologised?
- I’m kinda pissed that I and probably a bunch of other girls have had to open our messages just to see this shit
- This is a hard Yikes
- Rules 1 and 2 confirmed?
- Sometimes you have to explain yourself
- New Sunglasses
- Hey, can you pass me the hydroweaslic acid?
- Ass pollow
- Sure, because I can’t think of any reason not to take $50 lower than my asking price AND deliver it to you.
- Why we buy reps - zebra AU launch
- Maybe I’m the creepy one? 🤔🤔🤔
- bada bing bada boom
- This was just painful to read...
- Oh well, I like it rough
- My dad writes “come” as “cum” and my dirty mind finds it so funny
- Definition of perfection? I think yes.
- My dad sent me this text this morning. Had a good laugh. Hes never asked me for weed before. Our last name is Budd.
- That’s not how Craigslist works.
- These bots arent even trying anymore...
- Smh be smarter out there boys
- What a chode, man I hope he doesn’t get matches with that attitude.
- How comedically broke you gotta be to steal jokes from Carlos Mencia?
- Matched with her a year ago. Messaged today. Classic
- This literal fascist
- 25 y/o with shitty attitude gets fired and calls his former boss (with a job and a drug habit that he kicked 10 years ago) a loser.
- I could’ve lived without knowing (btw sorry for my phone % it’s charged now)
- When you have the Kyrie S1 Hybrid reserved just for you on Nike+
- This burn
- She doesnt get it
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- me🏝irl
- Stalkerish?
- Tammy Need Not Know About This
- I did it for you short kings 👑
- the spirits are VERY displeased
- Well I wanted to look what it‘s like to be a sexy woman on tinder. So I created a fake account. Wasn‘t disappointed. 5 mins - 99+ likes. But this one killed me.
- I did my fiances hair and this was my friends reacrion
- My bio has message first to win a prize 🎉
- I hope she loves our love story
- [Update] Serious cash comes back with a serious offer
- I don’t even have hearing aids. My hearing is almost perfect
- I have no words, this escalated very quickly
- He started out really nice but then tried to be my sugar daddy and make me give my banking info to him. Note: this is a total stranger I met online. And the messages get worse
- Geek culture
- She knows I prefer to date women, so she’s full of shit.
- Crying quotes falling apart
- Wait what
- Tinder profile
- Here is the pick up line from the post earlier (saw this one a few days ago and gave it a try)
- PSA for those of you bashing people over one bad game (you know who you are): not everyone eats, sleeps, and breathes Apex Legends. Some of us actually play as a leisurely extracurricular.
- (Repost cuz removed) Homophobic parents at their finest
- Ive never been good at spelling.
- My Mom and Dad’s pasts are finally catching up with them. Murder, abuse, and lies galore. My older sister continues to be their mouth piece.
- Tinder profile
- Exposed a creeper
- Sleepy
- Honesty is key
- Don’t rip one outside. You might piss off your neighbors LMAOOOOOO
- Did we just invent subtext on chat ?
- Stop Frickin Marketing Me.
- I’m smooth sometimes, this was not one of them
- It worked for me too!
- Her bio said “if you peaked in high school, stay away from me”
- I’m incredibly high and have no idea what this dude is barking about 😂
- It’s a close third...
- Youre welcome bros 👊🏻
- Have some Faith.
- back to the drawing board...
- shaky leg [oc]
- I hate myself. It’s even worse when it’s yourself.
- You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
I have been thinking how I can cope with everything that’s happening. I haven’t started grieving. I guess it’s denial yet. Can’t sleep or my body feels 60 years old. Expressing myself was one thing that always helped me cope. Writing and acknowledging things. This is to show you how beautiful a father I had. Also to remind you not take anything or anyone for granted. I would give anything to receive a message from him again. Anything to get a call from him. To say that many in Sha allah’s because he liked when I said that. Anything to hear his voice again apart from the countless videos and audio’s we have of him. This post is to remind you to call your parents. To tell them that you love them before it’s too late. I always felt I haven’t said it enough and I regret it to this minute. The last time we talked was 20th September evening when he told me to buy a good comforter because it’s cold in Banglore and that was that. 21st morning he was gone. I did not get to see him because it was unfair to keep him till I reach. What stays in my mind is the last time I saw him a month ago. Please call up your parents and talk to them. Tell them how grateful you are. I constantly kept apologising for choosing art over him but at the end he was proud that I did. This fear of loosing him was the only thing that kept me awake through the years and now that it has happened, everything feels so different. I see the skies and it reminds of him. I see flowers and it does too. I guess he isn’t entitled to a body anymore but rather he is in the mountains and flowers. In the rain and grasses. More power and strength to all those who lost their loved ones in the past. I couldn’t imagine what you would feel and now I do. - @fathima_hakkim on Instagram
- Perfect definition of nice guys.
- I had a stroke
- Verizon Spams me thank you messages for reporting spam.
- me_irl
- BREAKING NEWS: THANOS CAR IS NOT THANOS CAR
- Every fuck given is gone so im layin it out
- It was going so well and bam, out of the blue. App: Randochat.
- After this she cries for a bit, then they shag. Clive Cussler Mayday. I wish I could post the next page too.
- She though she had the upper hand
- when they message first 😎
- I have a picture of my pet snake as a pf...
- Oh god
- A friend send me some screenshot of discussions happening on her Instagram (all the message this person sent were like this, they never talked before today)
- Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
- My name is my age, 15. Heres how I dealt with this creepy ass man
- Guy keeps commenting ‘my wife’ on my Instagram posts and tells me he’s a ‘good man’ as to why I should accept his dm’d marriage proposal. Goes on to imply I’m racist and calls me a f****t when I say no and don’t tell him where I live
- My friends math TA sent her this
- Remember Valentines doesn’t just have to be for SOs!
- A couple and a kid. Episode 145: Subtitles needed [OC]
- Trust Issues
- Dont try too hard
- Whoopsie!
- I really just want to know where that lobster is..
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- Heard yall like name puns
- Didnt even think I was worth more than $130, flattered
- I spent at least 15 minutes coming up with this new opening line and my effort was completely wasted):
- Done deal
- Why does this community have to be so toxic
- I told him I didn’t like him and he started pulling nonsense
- She mentioned her Jeep had no brakes.
- Ah, the life of being a Female on twitter...
- I’m so done with these fucking guys who try to get my bank info 🙅🏼♀️
- I looked online for insurance quotes ONCE. These are not the only texts I’ve received.
- A friend of mine joked about wanting a girl to step on him, and the group chat devolved from there 😅
- So this happened yesterday. And I’m so happy he said yes. We’re doing a virtual date o n Saturday
- pussy juice part two (his reaction to first post because why not?)
- My username says Im 15... still got this
- BTS Imagine ❤
- Bruhh 😢
- (Pt 3) He genuinely doesn’t see a problem with what he said. Btw he’s currently blocked
- Prepared
- “Why he ignore me”
- Lonliness: Critical mass
- Person in grey thinks that can catch someone’s cancer
- my charming old babysitter feels like i owe him sex
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- 2016 i had broken up with my long term boyfriend and moved back in with my parents. Luckily a friend reached out to me in my time of despair
- i know i’m on a post frenzy, but i thought i had to post this thread of my baby trying to get spankings ☺️
- old photo but i still love it
- The pay sucks, but the perks are great!
- Want to impress a girl? Be racist! Chicks love it!
- This go to line has never failed me
- This isn’t how you get votes
- Wild ride from start to finish
- President
- That was a change of pace.
- My mom trying to use 9/11 as a reason to break NC.
- Try saying Tristian once
- Women in Trades: When you have a brain and men cant quite get their heads around it... (Based off a real experience) [OC]
- Most awkward message Ive ever recieved on Tinder
- Don’t judge an argument based on its validity, only on the identity and the ideology of the speaker
- Punching Nazis
- Just say no if you don’t want to..
- Issa Barbie queue!
- Told my Nana that I couldnt watch the Cleveland game today, she wanted to make sure I didnt miss anything.
- But new clear weapons are illegal!
- Bruh
- A friends opinion on the Planck
- Thanks gorgeous.
- Her name was Edmary and she wasn’t having it
- I got tired of being a lil cheesy
- Fair trade
- I think im in boys
- And they say chivalry is dead.
- How did this actually work
- I think more people should know about the Tagedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
- She was not prepared.
- I really hate matching with these types
- Window shopping for a motorcycle is a wonderful experience.
- Trying to see some shoes and this lady trying to pay with sex...🤦🏻♂️
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- A true master of insults
- I remember when I was your age
- i’m terrible at conversations
- This repairman fixed my projector without giving me a price
- You can literally say anything to some people and they won’t unmatch you.
- Im a Bitch cause I dont want to talk about my sex life to a random stranger.... Cause random strangers are entitled to know stuff that personal.
- Damn Daniel
- Texting with my wife. Sent her a cock pic and this followed....
- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...
- I said one word
- Pretty sure I’m on an FBI watch list now
- Milky Goodness
- getting facefucked inna empty parking lot🤔
- Douchey dude tries to insult a woman and accidentally compliments her instead. Dear lord, I love it so much.
- A day in the life of a London commuter
- After her bf, my friend (no longer friend), said we would plan a dnd campaign over the winter break and I texted asking when he was coming over. Theres more, trust me
- No I do not want to roleplay daddy and daughter
- Friends not showing up to the meeting they invited you to. I waited there for three hours and no one out of three people came. One of the apologizes later, the other too didn’t.
- The Tinder date (revised: thanks for feedback)
- Does the vulva have an exoskeleton? Asking for a friend.
