- Woof_irl
- Bartering with a vanlife friend parked next to me, lol
- Do you guys prefer girls wearing things like this or just prefer fully nude? [F]
- So I shared a twitter post on FB today, and got this message from some dude I’ve only ever met like once or twice. He constantly sends me flirty messages that I try to ignore, but then today out of nowhere I got this.
- Not mine but still depresses me
- This hits hard woah it’s so deep
- Anyone else have something like this happen?
- Strike a pose 😉💋
- 0-0
- lol
- Me_irl
- #datinggoals
- 🌸🐰🌸
- Fleein Ian
- bro-in-law got a new lil doggo, meet Nala!
- She didn’t even get the reference
- Black set 😇😘
- Hell be back... Hell be back.
- Just the two of us
- 6th times the charm
- Picking an outfit for a swingers party was more stressful than I thought it would be haha
- [OC] [F] Just a peak, okay?
- I guess that’s one way to start a conversation.
- My dad fell for one of the oldest mind tricks in the book 😂
- I’m way too horny today!
- Flaming Young steaks
- Happy (Mild) TT from my wife and me!
- Thinking about a belly button piercing, how does r/traps feel about body jewelry?
- Some people never learn...
- Trying on a hat in progress, praying itll fit...
- meirl
- The struggle of having a boyfriend with long hair:
- Ladies and gentlemen... I got her
- Don’t know weather this is a complement 🤔
- Got my father into playing SkyFactory recently. After 2 weeks of playing he sent me this about an hour after he found out what a magic rubber sapling makes.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Smooth name play
- I meet such gentlemen
- Asian wife wants to know if you would fuck her?
- Her profile said: BTW i’m a brown girl just in case that offends you
- 2meirl4meirl
- Thicc raveboi look
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- Some things never change
- Give to me your leather. Take from me my lace [OC]
- Celebrities-Austin Mahone
- Guys be careful of this person on Tinder. She was trying to convince me to come round. Knew it was a scam from get go. But always try to find out why.
- i think he oofed..
- I just wanted to be friends
- It worked boys
- He didn’t even get my joke 🥺
- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.
- Had a Frozen sing-along with my best friend over text.
- H&M described it as “pocket tee shirt” with a fake pocket.
- Some girl I matched with on bumble in Florida. Tried to find out the name of her business but she never answered. Gross 🤢
- Feeling Frisky 38 [OC]
- BFFs
- Not sure if I fit in here or not .
- me irl
- I have no words
- 1930s fashion,hair,makeup.
- Should I make you breakfast? Or do you want to come get it yourself?
- Ohh to-shay
- Shes gotta be a magician
- Two for two with this line? Also cant tell if catfish or not
- When google makes your day.
- Cheers Maw
- That face you make when your movie makes you some money.
- Well that escalated quickly
- such a gentleman
- Got her lol
- Goals
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- Im a fireball
- When giving your girlfriend your phone to text her dad goes wrong
- A typical text conversation with my roommate
- This is what is known as being a good boyfriend in Minnesota lol
- The way my friend texts me
- I fuck my dog Janey
- Tonight is the last night with our baby. 15 and 1/2 and still looks like a puppy. We love you Scooter!
Brown 🤎 & Blue 💙 & in this case, Golden 🐾 (Photo: @roxyozzieromeo) - @tuftsuniversity on Instagram
- I have the best job. I get paid decently to stand outside and barbecue all day. Nice.
- *Shes like a sister to me*
- Shes legal somewhere in the world..
- Diplomacy! Still waiting to see if she’s into the Amazon position
- Aww I love people who give instead of receive on their birthday! So selfless!
- F50
- Priorities
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- Handcuffed and stuffed with a dildo
- Have you done lesbo?
- Pink, puffy and inviting.
- is this the effect they think itll have
- Caution: Dangerous Curves Ahead
- Sometimes you just cant wait 🤷🏻♂️
- This guy on tinder
- Worst seller ever.
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
- My wifes eyes always entrance me, even when there are 2 other women in the room
- My sleepy boi Rocky
- No thanks, Chris Hansen
- Hes not even a girl
- Miley is craving your cock.
- Nice enough to ask me if I wanted to see his dick after telling me all about it
- Ive been out of the game for far too long, an I doing it right??
- I would like to only be referred to as Darlo and Sexo from now on.
- Ive been caught!
- he catfished me. then when i used his catfish name, he got angry + told me i had the wrong guy. admitted he was a catfish. blocked him. then he texted me from random numbers. i responded asking “who is this...” and this happened....
- Bothering my teen son as he takes his first bus ride as a high schooler today
- Just a sleepy boi
- What could go wrong?
- Potato life
- I hate sprint
- The hair is off limits hes to imsecure
- anyone interested in helping a bro...
- 2meirl4meirl
- Peeves!
- Flirting like a pro
- Happy Wednesday:)
- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. She’s halfway through season one.
- That escalated quickly
- (F)irst post! These always get his attention!
- Looking to share pics of my partner.
- Cant complain, shes right.
- All the rich do is scaremonger
- Hanging out at work and got a call saying I was accepted to Northwestern University for coding & web design (computer science) I’m a month out of 29, never too late to change your life
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- blursed $20
- Be kind please 💋
- Damn Joey
- A place for dogs to rest
- My buddy had arm surgery
- nanananananananana batman
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- Big blep
- APEs coming in nice!!
- Well then
- Are u like suck mee
- me_irl
- Better dead than red
- Just hanging out (f)
- fake account? i wish
- Her bio said she goes to law school.
- Got ghosted 3 hours later, all in all a great time.
- Scary how easy this was
- Reddit got me all hard. Again.
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.
- Today is my second month of being clean from vaping and 22 days clean from playing Pokemon 18 hours a day. I still fill like crap, but it’s a start right?
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- Chills. Literal chills
- Upvote if you want them to come out 😉
- she thinks that i know her, but we never even met (we go to the same school)
- 54 is perfect! 😍😍
- Damn, I’m never gonna find the one y’all smdh
- His original message was you are so hot and sexy can we make out
- I like my new dress, but it doesnt quite cover everything
- Works every time!
- me irl
- Reddit, meet my dog Chica. She is a 11 years old Yorkshire terrier.
- I haven’t worked out in almost a year 😢 this sub is so motivating me to again!
- After Bath snuggles
- Got this text from my friend today... I believe he has learned the importance of what we do here.
- 2meirl4meirl
- She’s off to meet a guy. Do you think he’ll approve?
- (20M) I was about to start me dream job in April before covid knocked me back to the bottom of the ladder. Im stuck in the same job Ive been in for 3 years and Im finally starting to slip with threats of dismissal 💤. I could really do with a toast right about now.
- Thought you guys might like an update.
- i’m terrible at conversations
- Tinder profile
- So my boss got a puppy...
- A quick one before I get ready for class!
- Confusion is the new seduction.
- Dark Valentine | A loooook
- SLPT: How to buy an object at a cheaper price
- Hiding under my scrubs
- My ancestors may have been trying to communicate with me? Really really really hard to pass up the Brooks Brothers hat for $12 today.
- This person is so mad about whatever their son did that they dont realize theyre texting a grown man WHO IS MARRIED
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- Thanks Adam
- Do you like my jean jacket?
- Have there been casualties?
1 selfie 2 selfie 3 selfie 4 . . . . . . . #instagram #selfie #gay #instagay #makeup #makeup #natural #boyglam #twink #gayboy #rhymes #quaff - @1nsan1ty.is.m3 on Instagram
- IMVU guys are interesting... this is extremely r**ey... :( might post more creepy PMs of IMVU because I haven’t seen many on this sub
- Im colored too
- Id like to dedicate this post to all of those who doubted me
- Playing around on my friends tinder an had some fun
- Breedable?
- The only 4 texts my dad has ever sent me. From his flip phone.
- Me🍰irl
- ❤️
- Our teenage daughter wanted a wardrobe. She got it 2 months ago. I dont know why.
- Been alone nearly 2 months. Today its my birthday. Spending it with a couple of bottles.
- a brief history of im in bois
- The pay sucks, but the perks are great!
- Me irl
- How does this set look on my wife guys?
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- Cat text
- Zen
- me irl
- Another [F]rom the plane ride. I think this may be my new fav thing to do. Wish I had a travel buddy to help takes pics!
- Shouldve said looks like aprils comin before winter :(
- LOTV only out few days... And is already causing me problems.
- Who likes
- Making Girls Feel Special
- Freshly trimmed up
- There’s a Ye tweet for any situation 😩
- Guess shes going up above...
- me irl
- Who wants to grab lunch- needed a break from work
- Fake text message
- Getting high always makes masturbating so much better. Do you agree?
- My apprentice and I have morphed into our final form
- This lady killed me before the Corona Virus could
- My little tummy in a crop top
- Breast Cancer
- Whoops!
- So apparently me sexting my boyfriend of 8 months makes me a whore, good to know
- [selling] can you spot the dirty part of my panties? ♡
- Bts texts
- I thought we could stay home and have a movie night 🌌
- First post please be nice lol
- horny before work
- WARNING: This is what happens when you put your dog in a hot car: they melt like soft velvety ice cream.
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- Continued: Crazy mother says my 91 overall average is unacceptable
- When You Cant Follow Rules 1 & 2, Try Some Self-Depricating Humor
- I was living on the edge, panicking at discos, et cetera.
- Do you like what you see baby? [OC][F]
- Black & White combo 😘
- Only thing to do in the field is take dick pic in the Porta potty
- I matched with Jake from State Farm
- 8 months clean, my longest sobriety ever. Im 2000 miles from my family but have worked so hard on myself. I finally love myself :)
- Yet another indicator its almost that time of the month...
- I need to take these off
- sleeping in the winter = flannel + socks
- Alfie hopes youve had a nice day :)
- Waiting (me)
- My groutfit
- Fake text message
- Hello ( Me )
- My number neighbor texted me. As soon as I replied, his FRIEND started texting me...
- Shhhhh . . . My Potatos doing her a hide.
- Job opening: must have excellent oral skills and hand/eye coordination
- Fake text message
- Who has the hots for teacher?!
- Sometimes it pokes out to play.
- I recently started seeing a cute flight attendant and its been going great so far. He goes to work 1300mi away for the next month so I made a little care package: one of my flannels, a weird romantic novel, and a horrible origami- crafted from tape, a violin composition, and a gas station straw.
- [OC] Bro neeed bathroom
How are you feeling today? For us, sharing how we feel - the ups and downs - is really helpful and we wanted to provide an opportunity for each of you to share. ❤️ We’ve definitely had mixed emotions lately, alternating between fear, sadness, and gratitude. It’s definitely caused us to post a bit less, but know that we’re thinking of each of you and sending you love. - @goldens_glee on Instagram
- What would you do when you unzip and this pops out?
- I have been looking for years for this Ted Baker dress, and suddenly is was just there! Unworn with tags, fits perfectly too. I am so happy!
- Hey boys😜
- Love this set a lot 😊😇
- Nothing makes me feel more fem then when I’m in a sexy skirt 💕
- Please come fuck me! 30(f)
- Sundays are for stockings
- Can i sit on your lap? (F)20
- someone requested that i wear fishnets in a pic, so i did
- She lied
- My bf doesnt realize what a cute girl they make!
- My girlfriend on her laptop
- Cuddle with me [f43]
- My alarm clock every morning
- First time sharing with you. [OC 44f]
- I want you to squirm in your cage
- I love my giant boobs!
- My sweet little lion dog
- How I do a wedding
- Alonso enjoys the finer things in life
- Photo from a couple days ago, pre-having dick in my mouth (OC)
- Who’s into big uncut dick? 😉
- What do you guys think of my Halloween costume?
- You guys seemed to like the front, butt what about the other side?😛 should i post dick or full body next?🤔
- Peeking out ;)
- Brand new to this! Should i post other pics?
- ♥Parejas♥
- 26m where do I fall on YOUR scale??
- First attempt at trousers that actually worked, thank you iampatterns Colibri!
- My wife is begging for it tonight
- Just a happy girl in bed💕 [F20][OC]
- Morning light was in my favor
- Do I fit in here?
- pastel purple 🟣
- My Valentines date didnt show up... :-(
- Little cum slut
- My new stockings arrived today, what do you think? [F20]
- V good golden girlie does a heckin cute
- No clothes during quarantine = less laundry. Gotta look on the bright side?
- Respectful and dominant. A winning combination.
- My 28yo wife is sitting next to me on the couch, and is in the mood for some attention. She wants to see what Reddit thinks of her. Let us know!
- First time posting. Feedback appreciated :)
Sleeping is my favourite hobby 🐶💤 #bollinger #insta_dog #pets_perfection #dogsofficialdog #funpetloveclub #puppy #puppylove #welovepuppies #instadog #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #instapuppy #goldenpuppies #goldenpuppy #gold #0to100 #mybaby #love #riga #latvia #puppyeyes @puppystragrams #puppylife #furbaby #worldofcutepets #puppytrip #goldenboy #pupstagram #dogsofinstaworld #labrador @usdoglovers - @bo_bollinger on Instagram
- Ok, fine. You did this to me. 🤣🤣
- Sleepy doggo... this is my beautiful 12 1/2 year old girl Sadie. She yips at you until you pat her to sleep 3
- Not saying I completely nailed it, but this diy dressing gown adapted from a YouTube kimono tutorial is arguably my favourite piece of clothing at the moment
- Day off, so played around with some eyeliner
- Bow down to me, sub.
- Being a bit of a tease 😏
- [M]y wife encouraged me to post here.
