- Target is very serious about this woopsie poopsie
- Accidentally fired a round into her dash.
- If you need to keep emailing me to ask for my consent to keep emailing me, you probably don’t have my consent to keep emailing me
- Why is it racist to discriminate based on race? Hmmm
- I love stats
- Thats not how that works, thats not how any of this works!
- What the hell kind of breaking news headline is this, Stuff?
- If only
- These flowers always give me joy ^-^
- ACOTAR//TOG Books
- Eat the rich
- Now this is one HOT power supply
- Just got hired at a job and the company forgot to list the state of Michigan (MI)
- My father-in-law’s fiancée. I knew when the stuff started showing up in his bathroom that this day would come.
- WTF is wrong with people?!
- Birds couldn’t possibly write with their talons
- Mixed signals are the worst
- Dang, wish I got it too.
- Is Mercury in Gatorade or what?
- Me irl
- From my states voter registration system. I cant imagine a situation where a yes on the first question wouldnt automatically be yes on the second.
- I agree with this statement
- Lets make all national parks like disneyland
- Does this count for gay guys?
- Its naw 2012 babe
- nosh has joined Cloud9!
- /r/dankmemes mods be like
- Don’t mind if I do...
- The objectification of galaxies needs to be stopped
- If this doesn’t belong here than what does?
- I made a sub dedicated to crested succulents! Thought some of yall might be interested
- A cheetoh of Neckbeards explain how they all understand that love and lust are unimportant feelings in a time of international crisis
- Hmm...
- This new hoarders spin-off sounds great
- Ok
- This regular size pen advertising
- Dang, wish my memory was that good 😎
- This shit and the people who believe it. (That’s a UK selling page)
- Useless answers like these.
- Remembered this one from years ago
- This is my twice-yearly injection cost to shut down my immune system.
- Had a big fuckin weekend boys x
- Homophobia trumps sectarianism
- Get yourself a girl like this
- Somebody explain
- The six deadly sins
- me_irl
- Lead Brick | Uncommon ...Projectile? (Lore and Description in comments)
- Why answer the damn question then?
- meirl
- Jughead and Betty (bughead)
- Yup.
- Life goals
- me_irl
- My wife
- ICANN even has outdated recaptcha!
- Whose Got the Time
- Boooooo #SaveInbox
- Need to stay pawsitive
- Art is what?
- I have no extensions except uBlock... The game just breaks after that message.
- @winstoncup_series on Instagram
- Except this happened under capitalism...
- My schools security system blocked me from logging in so I cant see my assignments (Were supposed to be working from home and the website is our only way of knowing what we are supposed to do.)
- Brooklyn Nine Nine is too dumb for this guy, I’m sure he only watches intellectual shows.
- Shavin a tattie.
- 90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future
- Saw on r/ihadastroke , thought itd fit well here :)
- Parent reviews like this.. this is for Star wars return of the Jedi btw.
- This title is clickbait, he was mocking the people who were hoarding toilet paper not people scared of the virus
- Hmmmm
- I used a hyphen like in the question
- 2meirl4meirl
- I work late night pizza delivery.
- I want to apply so I can destroy it from the inside out
- Gatekeeping a toy dinosaur
- Is the NOT lamp included? Or NOT incl?
- Bruh
- me_irl
- Cis people are so fragile
- Makes sense now! Thank you Daniel!
- Who could have seen this coming? How did this happen?
- Is there a way I can justify having sexual relations with an animal?
- Junk mail sent to my elderly parents a couple weeks before taxes are due, using fonts and design elements lifted straight off the IRS forms.
- On the topic of unisex clothing
- Fake gangsters
- So this is why the apple watch is so overpriced...
- E L I M I N A T E T H E C H I L D
- Little Women ass immune system
- Ouch
- Gatekeeping what adults are allowed to enjoy
- Willingly incorrect
- I guess Robinhood cant hang with my personal risk tolerance.
- GuYS bReaKIng NeWS! mInCraFt GO iS COming OuT iN Octo- I MEaN 200019
- [humor] yeah thats gonna be a no for me dawg
- I lost 10% on a test for this...
- This ad for cannabis in Geneva Airport
- Actually?
- Baby
- The poor are more generous than billionaires.
- Roll tide
- Ignore if you want your mom to die.
- Got this warning while using Google Chrome. Translated it for you. + that blue firefox.exe isn�t a link
- Blursed Surrender
- I’m sure she can carry on happily forever like this
- Well played Sky News... Well played.
- Stumbled upon this on the imager
- Can I sue my parents for vaccinating me?
- Use your head!
- It was a serious question.
- Computer
- The more you know
Constraints are a gift for marketers so here’s the question of the day. ⬆️😳😳😳 Just curious. 😱 - @sangramvajre on Instagram
- Kinda getting mixed signals here
- Strict password length constraints
- Unable to listen to voicemail and the notification wont go away
- But How did she describe the culprit to the the police? 🙊🙉🙈🐵
- XBOX peasant wants to group us with PS4 peasants.
- What was that?
- If you dont give me check-boxes, how am I supposed to indicate anything to you?
We all need friends like this! 🥰 During this pandemic, weve been thinking a lot about friendships. One of our current reads— @bigfriendshipbook — was written by two friends (@aminatou [whom we should note is one of our most avid mango fans] and @annfriedman) and covers all its joys and pitfalls. Learn more about Big Friendship + all the other things were reading on our IG Story! - @drinksanzo on Instagram
- Nike coupons for my Hong Kong bois
- Not sure thats how it should be displayed....
- well im glad epic support got back to me, just not that they made it worse not better
- Get the got damned boat right now
- According to Reddit, 1 = 0 !!!
- [Shitpost] Prometric is a cheap date
- Turns out there are a lot of bullshit jobs out there
- 2meirl4meirl
- My US Government textbook says that Reddit is the most likely place a person would get their news from on the internet.
- Ohh. So then, not optional at all?
- Drop Down Menu Thats Advertised as a Waffle Menu
- TIL that Taiwan is experiencing a Buddhist revival
- oh no
- Is it organic?
- When you are betrayed by your own ideology
- Because we have a system of punishment, not justice.
- Oustide a salon in downtown Halifax yesterday
- Yep!
- How name your business
- They couldnt let me have 5 feet.
- everybody meet Greg. Don’t be Greg
- Now this is shitposting
- Lmao ok
We’ve been working hard to get our temporary (PEACE SYMBOL) and LOVE sign installed. We almost got there today - as you can see. However our sign installer was unable to secure the new images to the structure, leaving them subject to falling or worse blowing off. That would be too dangerous. We are starting over and will try again until we get it done. In the meantime out of respect, we have covered the SAMBO’S sign. Thank you for all the outpouring of support and love. Lets continue to pull together as a community and be better for this moment in history. - @chadscafesb on Instagram
- ... Unless you are a minority, identify as LGBTQ, not a Christian, etc.
- Toronto police using wolfcom bodycam.
- Follow up on IPFire eth port identify... Im dumb
- Umm what?
- Chomsky in 1989 calling a Trump-like base
- They say Crypto is used for illegal activities
- When a website has password requirements but they dont list what the requirements are
- Someone needs to fix this
- How to piss off Trump
- aint no use in feelin blue/Jodys got your sister, too
- Salad dressing whisk or Christmas ornament?
- Sure why not
- Inject another one
- Toyota Parts training video.... thats not 100%
- haha
- A moment of clarity about our favorite bear-aliens.
- At that moment, he knew he fucked up
- Bowel
- 2meirl4meirl
- When CAPTCHA comes with autocorrect...
- This was sent to my email. Its made its way to my school.
- [satire] this user bio
- 2meirl4meirl
- Beirut : Cops arrest a 17 year old protester, take turns in beating him up, make him take a urine test in front of other inmates to see if they can score a weed conviction, then pack him with 35 other people in a single room.
- This must be a joke. (For some reason there is no satir tag)
- LinkedIn’s profile match
- Why do people have to travel????
- Blursed_translator
- Yesterday I had the same problem.
- Z ≠ z
- How naive do they think we are? Oh wait...
- Seriously?! Can you please just help me out?
- Vaccines and autism
- Let me just plant a cactus right where my hand will be reaching for pens
- Rank ≠ Money
- Seems normal enough
- spooky scallions at the greengrocer... happy halloween!
- How to remove Edge - Oh wait, you cannot.
- I came out to my family and then publicly a little later. I was so scared how my father would react. I got this on my public Facebook and it makes me cry Everytime.
- You and me both!
- My buddy just posted this on FB and felt it belongs here.
- Wholesome dungeon master
- My news feed after the debate
- Cant afford much but I try to donate as much as I can! Keep the spirit alive!
- Hypocrite much?
- REQUIRED
- its the end of an era
- me irl
- This Tweet aged well.
- funny harry potter pics
- Rather stunning display of old jades flowering.
- Bruh moment
- blursed_election
- ¡ʎɹɐllᴉH ɹoɟ ɹǝǝʇunloΛ
- Is it V, v, v, v, or v?
- Why display a number in two different ways.
- America the beautiful
- Were literally imprisoning teenagers so landlords dont lose money
- This is relatable
- The Two Genders
- This is the position description for a modern day Australian spy 😂 ‘Connecting with people’ you say 🧐😉
- Stuff wirter has extremely heavy small hatchback
- Very Nice J. K Rowling!
- Well.. ಠ︵ಠ
- The Irony
- Philip K Dick would appreciate this I think
- Until this perspective changes, we will not see the equality we’re hoping for
- I made a succulent bouquet for my wedding last week
- One of my writers has been overwhelmed, been getting ROs like this all week
- 2meirl4meirl
READY #DominicansInTheMist - @santomondongo on Instagram
- The answers to one of the questions I took on a quiz recently
Você sabia que é possível encontrar flores aos finais de semana na CEAGESP? 💐 Mas não é na Feira de Flores, e sim no Varejão, a nossa feira-livre, que além de frutas, verduras e legumes, também te oferece um grande espaço com comercialização de flores, plantas, acessórios e muito mais. Venha aproveitar o final de semana com a gente e encher sua casa de flores: • Sábados: das 7h às 12h30⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ • Domingos: das 7h às 13h30⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ E pro pessoal que está no Interior de São Paulo, algumas de nossas unidade também comercializam flores e plantas no final de semana. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Para a galera do Instagram: acesse o link no nosso perfil para mais informações.⠀⠀⠀⠀ ***A CEAGESP informa que é obrigatório o uso de máscaras dentro das dependências de todas as suas unidades (entreposto da capital, entrepostos do interior e armazéns/silos/graneleiros) SOMOS TODOS CEAGESP!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #ceagesp #feiralivre #diadefeira #fimdesemana #saopaulo #vilaleopoldina #fds #sampa #sp #mercado #varejo #casa #flores #plantas #natureza - @ceagesp.oficial on Instagram
- Collective corporate resistance.
- There’s so much here to unpack
- Teaching my kid that X is for Box
- Lunar chronicles headcanons
- Came in the mail today!
- Facebook wont let me load more comments than five in nfl.com comments section!! Where am I supposed to get experts advice now? Lol
- Married life
- Stolen from r/ScottishPeopleTwitter
- The first thing that comes up when googling Bernie Sanders
- Now its really official. Born and raised in las vegas and getting married at the courthouse on our 7 year anniversary. Itll be be lucky number 7 for us. We dont have any friends or family or anyone local but were so excited and just wanted to share my happy news with all of you :)
- @ferringod on Instagram
- This had me thinking for a bit
- Ive lost all my remaining faith in humanity
- Medic!!
- My cactus just flowered and I am beside myself. Look how beautiful!
- Thank you for nothing!
- Always overcharging us
- sad but true
- Adobe software authentication overrides my administrator privileges to remain installed. Even after uninstalling all adobe programs it remains there, periodically connecting to adobe and defying all attempts to remove it short of a disc wipe.
- They try to make me feel bad for unsubscribing.
- Found this gnarly driftwood on a hike today and stuffed it full-o-succulents!
- I’m proud to be a Hippie.
- Weak hands always gonna complain
- without meds
- Thin privilege is believing your doctor.
- Never gets old.
- Cannot enter Forbes.com at all with an adblocker.
- I used to live in cinna
- I would have never thought of that
- Its like trying to read a newspaper through a keyhole.
- There are too many of these types of Answers
- This guy shot himself in the head, thr post got the mindblowing tag.
- The large bloom on my first succulent! (week 11)
- Dont press F to pay respects. (to property.)
- Ticketmaster charges delivery if you print your own ticket.
- I wholeheartedly agree.
- In Bunbury, Australia, you can draw a free 2 hour parking ticket
- L̶i̶b̶e̶r̶t̶a̶r̶i̶a̶n̶i̶s̶m̶ Sociopathy
- I keep doubting my own sexuality and it really annoying
- Just discovered how beautiful bolted kale is!
- Throw a bone
- Is anyone going through this too?
- Aunt has second thoughts halfway through watching her sons face being eaten by leopards.
- Optional box is required
- [GoT SPOILER] The ultimate heated gamer moment
- Thank you Elsa, very cool!
- Our 30+ years old succulent
- This was in Texas.
- BRUH
- Elon’s master plan
- Seriously?
- Go off, Karen!
- Pretty good prom song tho
- Why can’t I have money
- Enquanto isso, nos TTs...
- Crypto is that once in a lifetime opportunity for most of us
- I made my own bouquet for my wedding this past summer
- Blogging Tools + Resources
- Number EL
- Received a letter from the tax man today :( started a new job late 2018 and they must have got my tax code wrong and I have to pay back £4295 by May 2020...
- Etymology of Person
- *ACA: ObamaCare
- A dead give away if you will.
- Crazy shit goes down on Amazon too
- I don’t usually like to display my political interests on my car but I made an exception.....
- @winstoncup_series on Instagram
- Yea I totally want to be raped.
- This is just sad. And seems unsanitary.
- My hair starting to look like beast too.
- What the hell?
- Hurts a little
- Fox News should be banned seriously
- Whos your daddy
- A Facebook ad led me to this section of trumps actual website to take what theyre calling the official survey without a negative option
- Oldie but a goody
- This defective wall art I found at the store
- This was at Bed Bath and Beyond
- Hate-filled yucca ad on Facebook......
- These people are picking the wrong fight
- Seen at the Albuquerque Botanic Gardens
- Hoop rings with a message...
- On a whim, I threw together some Mason jar arrangements (with flowers from my garden) to take to a community garage sale I was doing. People actually bought them! I feel very proud.
