- Twin Peaks (1990)
- Winter Weather
- When life gives you lemons, eat them.
- I went to Chilis at 9:30 to take advantage of their 9pm to close drink special. Turns out they close at 10:00.
- PLEASE!!
- Some adults masquerading as bakers just need to go to an art class to unleash their creative ambitions.
- Went through 8 or 9 different socks in the laundry pile, then it hit me
- A guy I used to work with did this about a year ago, still the best/worst typo Ive heard of
Itโs the 21st night of September and all we can do is remember... ๐ญ - @stayinalivedisco on Instagram
- ๐ฅบ
- After recently being dumped by my girlfriend, I set this as my phone background for those drunken nights.
- Dont
- Why are we so funny?
- My buddy at Steak n Shake at 5am
- Truth
- So true
- Le cate....?
- We need Caps guidance in these dark times...
- Every single time for FOH
- When the wife asks why you pulled some money out of the savings account
- As a Mexican watching the Ferguson news unfold
- Salem Saberhagen
- Ouch owie my hands
- i am actually cringing right now
- May the odds be ever in your favor
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- Blursed cum
- Words to live by
- The idea of sending anti-vaxxers to China to test their resolve
- Here in the south if you disagree with someone youre labled a dirty rotten liberal
- Bananes, Lord of the Fruit
- True
- Making a meme out of every line in RotJ (#21)
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- Redskin potatoes
- We can blame him and his voters all we want, but she really dropped the ball.
- I am joking, Not!
- People need to realize this.
- Motivation!
- Just realized that I missed my very first Cake Day.
- Im such a pussy
- More true every single day
- Am I funny yet?
- A wishful dream?
- Anti-Liberal
- Blursed purple man
- Come on!
- Funny Office Humor
- After the George Zimmerman Verdict.
- Frick, wrong subreddit. My bad
- Athletic Events
- As a Canadian, this is how I view complaints about weather.
- Neighbor.
- Wassup broโs. My nameโs self entitled.
- As a Michigan State fan...
- Get this atheists!
We need Samuel L. Jackson to moderate these debates.. ๐คท๐พโโ๐๐๐ - @e.j.strickland on Instagram
- Invest in a dropkick from 2020!
- Iโm done lol
- Now that images of Matt Damon in the upcoming The Martian have been released, I couldnt resist...
- me_irl
Morning ๐๐๐๐ have a fantastic Monday ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ - @djmarkxtc on Instagram
- Especially if theyre kids of family/friends I dont get to see as often as I would like
- With his attacks on the USPS Iโm standing in line
- With 20% tax
- Regarding all the Facebook posts about what your sign means.
- drown them with c*m!!!
- What if...
How we feel riding a street bike in the city. Do you feel the same? Tag a Friend who rides a superbike, dirtbike or a streetbike.โ .โ .โ .โ .โ .โ #superbike #dirtbike #streetbike #streetriding #motorcyclegear #bikememes #bikelife #motorcycle #ride #moto #bikestagram #supermoto #instamoto #motorbike #biker #motorcycles #instamotogallery #instabike #motogp #bikersofinstagram #yamaha #ducati #helmet #bikergang #bike #sportbike #suzuki #bikes #funnymeme #meme - @skidoooutlet on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- Nostalgia
- So Bloomberg is taking the its complicated route Trump took about tax returns when it comes to not telling us the truth or anything...No Witnesses?
- whoever it was that pumped $donuts to $0.01 today
- Funny haha goes here
- When all the butternut squash recipes call for an herb you donโt have ๐
- My mom called me The healthy one bc bother of my siblings were sick and i was not now a week later im now sick...
- dude, be more careful next time.
- Friday movie
- A real man drinks beer!
- My 4yo daughter saw a beaker on TV...
- Stop it with that damn word please.
- Or vodka. Either or.
- ISO users be like
- Usman still sucks tho
- Why Im exercising so much
- Funny football
- Starting again today. Last fapped on Saturday. Here we go!
- Sounds about right. You get 5 for winning gold.
- Colitis sucks!
- ๐ณ My Red Balls would fall of in the Land Down Under ๐ณ
- Nursing Student Gifts
- When a comedian blows up your spot and end up getting charged with sexual assault.
Being outside on a patio is a bad choice! Today will be nearly 100 degrees. For public safety we arent using our mister system. Working in a food truck is downright dangerous during these temps. Given all that, we will not be open today. We hope you have a cool spot in your yard, by a body of water, or lots of AC. Thanks for your understanding and see you Wednesday! - @allegorybrewing on Instagram
- I miss the days i was happy...
- A pleasurable experience
- epic gamer moment
- The GPS in my car shows you the direction of parking lot rows
- Me when I canโt sleep at 1 AM
- To those of you that have completed Ultra-Nightmare:
- Woah darf punk crazy!!
- best show eva numero dos
- He isnโt smhead ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
- Normie format alert
- Problems with modern
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- A message to the bored hackers out there trying to decided which governments to expose while trapped at home by covid 19.
- All of us after months of social distancing/quarantine
- this is simply...eibc ๐๐๐
- After a post which received an equal amount of up/downvotes but gave me +1 karma
- With all this net neutrality stuff going down, can someone take a look at the guy from the FCC?
- Finally Friday
- Overly attached cat friend
LSC After Dark fans! What are you wearing while working from home? We want to see your best work from home OOTD (outfit of the day!). Business on the top, party on the bottom. ๐ (Or if youโre going into work, letโs see your outfit too!). Share your photos with us by making a post with hashtag #LSCAfterDark! Our favorites will be commemorated with a glamorous LSC After Dark photo frame! - @lscafterdark on Instagram
- Its green
- A woman at work said to this me when I was fixing her PC. Umm, thanks ...
- Worse than Hitler?
- OJ Simpson memes are going through the roof! Invest now!
- yuh
- Those rare occasions
- Calm down, Have a hotdog
- Im a bit of a mix sometimes
- Ford F150
- This roller coaster must be frontin.
- My wife asked me if I needed anything from the store. I somehow forgot the word for toothpaste.
Valued Members and Guests The Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, last night (Sunday 22nd March 2020) announced the forced closure of Licenced Clubโs from midday today, Monday 23rd March 2020. We are extremely grateful for all your patronage and continued support, especially during these challenging times. Stay healthy, stay positive, stay kind. We look forward to seeing you โon the other sideโ. - @thesurfclubmooloolaba on Instagram
- As a fan who actually believed we were headed to the playoffs this year after a solid start
- After the recent celebrity hacking incident this is all Im thinking..
- When people at work reply all to emails...
- SO disappointed...
- Thank you killer
- Went to a wedding in Denver this weekend
- Jamaica #1
- Yeah Iโm just not that enlightened
- Avery Brooks
- Missing piece for Previous post
- Tfw you use 73 Fish Baits and you get too much Seabass
- Dads/Moms know what Im talking about [Thomas]
- This was me this morning
- non nono plesaaaaa nooooo :sad_amoji:
- Miscalculated
- OMG Thank you so much๐
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- Trying to revive a dead meme.
- Tru
- Fair weather human friends.
Congrats to those that have filled #censusbereau #uscensus2020 #usa #uscensus #censusmemes #meme #memes #dankmemes #countme #countmein #icount #census #2020census - @census._.2020 on Instagram
- Vegan Nutrition Facts
๐ธ #practicedaily #memes #guitarstagram #lessons #guitarsdaily #guitarlife #guitarplayersunite #guitar #jamplay #guitartime #guitarsdaily #memepage #guitarist #guitarsarebetter #guitarlove #guitarlife #guitaristsofinstagram #instaguitar #practiceguitar #acousticguitar #memesdaily - @jamplay on Instagram
- Kevin Hart
- [MEME] uninspired but I laughed
- We all been there but we still need support group...for individuals
- When you look up the doctor you shadowed in undergrad and find they started recommending naturopathic, herbal, and homeopathic medicine.
- mothers day meme
- Recovery Humor
I loved it! - @darth_______________vader on Instagram
#cbse #paper_leak #exam - @cbse_official on Instagram
- William Zabka
- High On that PH
This is how I feel everyday when I check the hot sheet... we need more inventory!! Thinking about selling? Now is the time!! #charlestonrealestate #lowinventory #highsalesprice #sellersmarket - @dankerrealestate on Instagram
- True Story, bro.
- Things I Like
- Excuse me
- Big brain time
๐คฃ๐ โข โข โข #computerscience #informationtechnology #programming #coding #softwareengineer #webdeveloper #javascript #react #nodejs #python #java #dotnet #typescript #aws #sql - @javascript.js on Instagram
- Especially with Comcast animosity at an all time high
- I am 30 and single. This was me after a get together with my coworkers and some of their babies.
- Crush memes
- Only way to live these days, didnt hear the word recession all day
- And yes, I have multiple income sources, children, capital gains, interest and itemized deductions
- San Andreas to be specific
- :(
- Cant sell, wont sell
- How I felt when our car broke down today and my wife asked me to check it out.
- Ive been told that guys with hairy asses can relate.
- Every. Single. Time.
- Was he really in charge?
- My Dog made a familiar face
- One of the benefits of playing SA.
- Hamilton
- As a Canadian visiting the US...
- Hey all, Scott here
- please vaccinate your children against unfunnyitis
- As a Canadian, reading comments from folks in the Southern States right now.
- Dont ask me what this meme format is
- Holy crap I almost missed it
- Brand new bar of soap. New deodorant. Fresh haircut. Bed sheets were washed and I made a fresh bed. Laundry folded versus a pile on my dryer. This is how I need to start every morning.
- 18 wheeler trucks
- B*itch ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ
- When our teacher wants us to thank him for grading our tests over the weekend.
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- I just dont know how to say no...
- Kids these days donโt know smh
- Wall gang! Wall gang!
- Surely I cant be the only one
- To show you the power of flex tape
- Gotta check the powerball numbers!
- I just said this to my wife
- Poo poo in the bum?
- ๐๐ vroomchow
- Sucks to see Barboza like this
- Joe
- My friend couldnt think of Zebra
- Ill say it
- I ate a lot
- TROY, YOU CANT BRING THAT IN HERE!
- No kids you say? You must be a walking talking can of red bull
- Superbad is awesome
- Ive been trapped for days ๐ญ๐ญsend help hes scary๐ฐ๐ฑ
- Your the unspoken heroes.
- How its been the last couple of days.
- Nursing Student Gifts
- Here I am
- Bookish Humor
- Every time
- blu chese is unepic
- This sums it up
- PHP devs be like
- Bitchinโ
- Just hang up and call me back fuck.
- April Fools Memes
- My reaction when people tell me Im not allowed on the road, while commuting in a city without bike lanes
- 31 Humor
#DROP a ๐ if this you!! - @teambigkrit_k4l on Instagram
- There is nothing greater...
- How I feel about mandatory visitors when I havent seen Flick in a month
- As a person with a full time job and a life, this would have been appreciated
- When I come across a long string of deleted posts in a controversial thread
- A small civil service
- The only thing better than cocaine: colonizing
- Stupid fuckinng ad shut the fuck up shut up shut up shut hp
Since when did work start at 9? - @gameovermanfilm on Instagram
- Dancing
- Grumpy Cat Meme
- Oh nooo ๐ฎ๐ญnow upvote
- It do be like that sometimes.
- We all knew how to draw these.
- Blursed_Motto
- Snake is going to New York?! ๐๐๐๐
- Greys
- no kitty! thats a bad kitty!
- stfu Adric :(
- My reaction when someone asks why I have 8 different bottles of bourbon in my room
- pov bro
- Video games are her favorite. ๐ฎ๐ฎ#GamerDoge
- Are you insane?
๐จ At last the wait is over!! ๐จ Get yours now at www.jerseybarnfire.com ๐ฅ๐ถโค๏ธ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฅ - @jerseybarnfire on Instagram
- Better do waht he says ๐ฏ
- Itโs true!
- Get your popcorn ready.
- I didnt like gen 7 due to this
55gr .223, .45 ACP, and 77gr TMK are all@up@on www.stand1armory.com. They sold fast last night. Get your now! #stand1armory #pewpew #2a #223 - @stand1armory on Instagram
- Start running, Glenn!
- 2020 is far to deep and only half way there lol
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- Here you go
- Ouch
- Black Panther
- Every goddamn day
- First the Panama Papers, now the Paradise Papers
- Haa funny obama ๐ณ
- The doctor performed a genital examination. He told me the results were Unremarkable.
- Anyone?
- offensive quotes
3 years after Gov. Hogan announced the I-495 and I-270 expansion and we still dont know specific details on how the project will impact our health, parks, schools, and much more. Voice your concerns at: https://bit.ly/3kBXmO #CleanTransit #SierraClubMD #SierraClub - @sierraclubmd on Instagram
- Me to my boys who didnโt join out of high school
- Its been a few days, Im jonesing
- How Ive been feeling about nike lately..
- Blue shidded, green farded
- Bro theyโre gnomes ๐ณ๐
- me when epic gamer moment
- Hmmm mosletign
- Started farming Tempered Kushala Daora
- King Henry VIII separates from the roman catholic church (1534) (Colorized)
- AMC walking dead
- Looks like Tom Hanks is going to be playing Mister Rogers in a movie.
- Dunecat
- My wife asked me how I can just poo when I want
- Every Morning...
- MRP: Motorcycle Rider Problems
- I finally told my kids this morning that there no such thing as the Easter bunny
- One of our PCs lost a mental duel with his sentient weapon and got dominated. As the DM I couldnt resist saying this in the weapons voice.
- Funny quotes for work
- Classical Physics
- Come on Kraken get your house in order and your site back up !
- 9/10
- Trying to do anything at a [10] while drinking
- Beautiful day out riding with my new helmet on and a freshly washed bike. Nothing but the warm breeze and...
- Happy Fasting everyone lol
- Im surprised theres not more deaths as a result of this.
- Be Like Mike
- I love how the phantom wedge just launches cars into orbit.
- its not what it looks like i swear
- My two year old after sugar.
- After my 3 year old daughter threw her new tiara at me for the 4th time...
- :(
- Me when
- Me, scouring the covid19 sub every day
- Every time I download an app or got a new game.
- Working in a kitchen, every time I hear someone make a down call on something I wonder if they understand the point.
- Cats are cute
