- Womp womp
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Oh Nay Thou Didnt! William Shakespeares Greatest Insults
- THAT CASIO BITCH EATS BABIES! IN A BUNKER!!!!
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- This guys girlfriend going off on his Facebook about what a piece of shit he is. Just a real dumpster fired of a relationship.
Dandy after I repeatedly insult him
Woman Mocks GF’s Signature Lasagna, Gets Insulted After She Serves Her A Premade One The Next Time
- Humans are dumb
- This guy is a creep. He is always posting weird scenarios where he saves a girl from someone, then asks if there are any women who want a real man to take care of them
my fav
- He doesnt scare him
um…
- I wont lie, this is definitely me when Im driving 🚗🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓
Woman’s Scheme To Get Manager Fired After Discovering He’s Gay Backfires Spectacularly
- Gatekeeping childhood memories because Stan Lee was old despite being active in the 90s and 2000s.
radicles
- When youre known as the person who sells mlm products
You’re welcome😂
- “PAreNtS kNoW MorE ThaN DOcTorS” Things antivaxxers say
BABBBBEEE
- Think for yourself and do what we do!
Tortilla baby.
- I couldnt think of where else this image should go... It made me cringe and confused at the same time...
Insult Status - Insulting Captions & Quotes for Haters
- This is really insane
peachmichea ★ commission open on X
- LOL.. There will be no funeral.
rad n Enid
- Monat Hun Im friends with posted this perk on her Insta story
- From r/singapore, majority of them supported/justified HKPF’s actions. I’m leaving that subreddit for good.
I Transform Famous Paintings Into Batman Pop Art
- At least they made it easy for him.
- Ouch, that had to hurt.
- Wait....what?
- The weirdest notlikeotherfemales
- Homicide? Damn, she cold blooded
- Haven’t we all wished we had a teacher who knew everything about k-pop and Stan Twitter? 🙄
- Neowhat?
- Men are fucking dogs! (x-post /r/Unexpected)
- A mother expressed concern over rhe schools AVON fundraiser I mentioned before. This was a reps answer
- Facebook Trash
- I dont...What the actual sweet baby Jesus did I just read?
- Thats how the cloud works, right?
- I found a stray cat and took it to the shelter (after keeping her safe for the night, feeding her, making multiple lost cat listings in attempt to locate her owner) but hey, guess I’m the bad guy.
- 😬
- were around since 2016
- In a lot of ways the Irish people and communities in America are way more Irish than people in Ireland.
- What happened in 2016 to 2020!?
- Este tipo de gente pendeja (Roja y Amarilla) se llevarán entre las patas a mucha gente
- Sounds like Judy had quite a journey.
- I just got coronavirus and eye cancer reading this
- Friends cousin posted this.
- Not a bot account
- TJANMK YOU FOR ABOUT THE PICTURE PATTY
- Turning kids into mlm sellers.
- Media is reporting a uptick on mlm recruitments. This was a comment on one article
- A picture worth 1000 words
- Ruin an innocent magic show, that makes me cool!
- Youre SO close...
- Got four hun friends on Facebook (ugh), this was posted by one of them a few hours ago. Only person to like and comment (red) is her direct up line.
- Gotta love FB life events
- (Repost to remove personal info) she just had a miscarriage and is adding it to her pitch
- It is amazing how dumb people can become
- Go out like a lion....not a lamb
- Somebody call Shark Tank
- Slow claps...
- Nearly a book’s worth of responses have gone through my head in the 5 minutes since I’ve read this but I know typing them out will just be a waste of my time.
- Just in case anybody forgot/needs anything!
- Aye, how no?
- I hate when gravity does that.
- Group of nice guys found commenting on a photo of a guy sitting on his own when both of his mates are sitting with their girlfriends
- Found an unbelievable quad comment post, so unbelievable as I know the poster I called them all out for being stupid.
- the little philosopher
- Youd have to be an idiot to steal..except me. I am smart
- I dont think that what they meant...
- She posts like this all the time and thinks black men are only supposed to be with back women.
- Antivaxxers must be fun at parties
- Snapped out of existence with that comeback. Mitch did say that.
- Turning bisexual was a terrible idea.
- Apparently wishing harm upon children is ok, because it doesnt actually do anything.
- OMG MOM
- How the hell much is she spending on groceries?
- Oh you know men,always snaping and killing people
- Just eat even though youre not hungry
- Girl I used to work with posts stuff like this all the time part 2
- ‘Should I take my child out of school to teach them that the Earth is flat?’
- This septic waste tank of an anti-vaxxer FB group is riddled with insane people
- Not mine but still really stupid
- Asked if i wanted a dickpic. I said no....
- Visceral stomach fat is actually good for you and totally doesnt cause healthy problems.
- Remember when dogs invented the computer and successfully launched a satellite to mars?
- Yo wtf Jagex fix your security! Oh wait
- Article on pet obesity- yellow pushing a narrative that being massively overweight is not linked to diabetes (type two at least)
- Hmm, all sounds a bit sciencey to me.
- I guess if you say its a FACT that makes it true?
- Bernie Sanders supporter upset that Trump won California primary
- My family strikes again
- hey, hes your president
- Btw my grandpa died
- Sorry if this doesn’t belong but this is how I respond to women vs. other women now
- Umm... ok
- Selling heroin on FB. Buyer only needed it for a toothache though!
- I posted a public announcement on my page regarding slanderous posts my parents made on fb and how im finally happy after moving out. mother posts screenshot of me venting saying i’m unhappy one day, but quickly deletes it, then fights with my fiancée’s aunt before i finally blocked her.
- But I read an article!
- Am I out of touch? No, its the decades of science that are wrong.
- Happy Anniversary!
- Her grandparents love her posts!
- Nice combo
- Go outside.
- I really hope this is satire
- You can try to talk to me, but I’m thinking of your BeHaVioUraL InCOngRuITy
- Uhhhh what?
- Being fat is an affliction that is impossible to change.
- Straight from FB. Thought you guys would enjoy this one
- He deleted it and admitted he lied.
- drs are dumb
- (from november) posted after i wished my dad a happy birthday and said i love him. he’s always spread the narrative that my fiancée’s mom “took me away” rather than that i left because of abuse. everyone believes him.
- No uggos. NEXT!
- Suddenly...
- People will recommend joining an MLM for any reason
- who would ever put one of those elitists in office?
- My sister’s mother in law is a gem.
- Ive probably never been more proud of a classmate in my entire life
- (Two different girls) this guy is a straight up gold mine for creepy desperate dms, hes even sent me one when I was 13 (6 years ago) asking me to run away with him and how he will treat me right and then blocking me and calling me a bitch when I pointed out how thats pedophilia.
- Loving mothers dont make their children fat.
- Fined for being a woman
- “Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free FROM you”
- AVer joined a pro-vax group that masquerades as an anti-vax group
- A Concerned Mother Posted On The Neighborhood Facebook Page About Four Teenagers “Loitering” In Their Neighborhood
- You sanctimonious prick
- Nope, I wont read studies that prove Im wrong. Also, British English is not a thing
- Doctor Who doesnt have any original ideas...
- Someone please help this poor woman. Her phone has been hacked.
- The most free nation on earth
- Anon loves Trump
- Dad being a great role model and complaining about his drugs not working.
- deal with it, libtards!!!1!
- The penis is a weapon
- An actual psychopath
- Because the democrats are too busy destroying our country...
- “I cannot be vaccinated because of my deeply held religious beliefs which I will gladly explain in detail as soon as someone tells me what they are”
- Was that ever going to end well? I mean really?
- Well, Chickenpox can cause all these things.
- [Self] 50 Shades of Shit
- THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAS ARM ANTIFA, AND BLM WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS
- War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
- Haha get it because they will die
- If he doesnt like you rubbing piss into your skin you should divorce him
- Um Wrong place buddy..?
- (original post was congratulating France on their victory)
- Nothing to see.
- Girl wants to know if she can use the term yt people as a white person without cultural appropriation.
- Context: a drunk male on a flight started throwing punches, an uninvolved female passenger was caught in the crossfire and struck. Both commenting are males.
- [Sanity] From a charity fundraising event to live off the rations provided to Syrian refugees for 1 week.
- Fund the NHS
- This is what happens when you embrace this ideology
- Red was asking for medical advice concerning vague and potentially dangerous symptoms but don’t worry because her friendly neighborhood RN dropped in to unleash some truly powerful medical wisdom [Shitpost]
- The same person who says “I don’t know why I’m gaining weight, I eat really healthy”
- increased 92,492%
- The countrys leading infectious disease expert apparently doesnt have the credentials required to speak about the coronavirus.
- Seven million people stuck on earth
- “How dare the hospital take measures to reduce my baby’s distress?! This birth was about me!”
- How dare people not praise me for gaining weight.
- Get the gunk out of your mouth
- Just found this post in the local Happenings page and didnt even have to respond. Someone else explained why R and F is bad.
- all tomboys are gay.
- I mean, Wikipedia is WAY more academically accurate than YouTube TruthFacts videos
- If you take more than 90 seconds at an atm you’re a maggot
- I think about this all the time. These were my 9th and 10th status updates. #9 is gives me the ick so hard I can’t believe I said that on FB.
- Vulture, Plain and Simple
- r/AntiMLM=massive group of quitters
- No response, just laugh react. Cuz, you know, what *I* said was silly.
- Article about Don Jr’s New York Times Best seller being inflated by the Republican National Committee. Trump supporter never did respond.
- Beating a one year old who doesnt understand actions and consequences? Garbage.
- Sorry ladies.
- Flu shot
- My body is a palace, my body is a fucking temple which you WILL all worship at.
- Thought I should let yall know pronouns ≠ gender.
- Dont push Vax on dogs... Do some research (Older Post)
- The winter solstice is up for interpretation.
- Why do I even keep these?
- You know who you are and I hope youre ashamed of yourself.
- Bold to ask with your favorite sports team as your profile picture.
- Why indeed.....
- No one dies from being fat
- Had Obama been in power during [COVID], you’d not be [complaining about Trump’s response to COVID].
- Lets bomb China for Coronavirus
- Yeeah.... Not gonna happen lol Also maybe those artists are rude because shes not paying them for their time and supplies..
- Date black/brown guys or youre racist!
- If youre going to make a post complaining about people not speaking english please know how to use english.
- Facebook scammer. (Re-upload- usernames redacted)
- Guess I can’t be Christian
- hey theres no need to skinny sha- YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE TORNMENT I HAVE HAD TO ENDURE!
- What is with all these elaborate schemes at the minute? No I won’t be rating your ‘boyfriends’ dick for his birthday. Fuck sake.
- OwO [x-post from r/cringepics]
- YES. YES YOU COULD HAVE.
- I mean, if you’re gonna call someone an idiot...
- On a post with a group of people wearing F* Trump shirts in front of Trump Tower.
- this is why font choice matters
- Its bad to draw body types in a way that depicts bigoted ideas but also its fine to announce that you literally hate everyone with a different body type to yours
- What did I just walk into?
- He commented this after the person that shared it died in a tragic car accident this past weekend
- If illegals voted for the wall to stop themselves then you would suddenly support it too! 🤦🏻♀️
- Just some people discussing the debates last night
- Am I in? (Last repost, I swear)
- Local women fakes pregnancy, then having a child for 5 months just to fuck over her ex. It worked, we all believed her. Real mom finds out and baby faker comes clean.
- This person responding to an anti-vaxxer who asked what they would do if their kid needed a kidney transplant but would require vaccinations first.
- Yeah, that didnt happen
- I’ve caught it twice already
- Just so you know he isn’t edgy or an attention seeker
- Your first defense
- @thatdesifeminist on Instagram
- Im going to the wedding alone
- To spell legitimate
- Mall ninja letter opener
- He is so close.
- My city is experiencing a fast growing Covid19 outbreak and this excessively airbrushed, wannabe princess looking Boomer wants to know where she can get her fkn nails done...
- THUG LIFE, Sorry
- This “jumpsuit”
- Imagine being able to earn a check every two weeks simply by getting a job 😑
- $20M to get everyone vaccinated? Come on folks, we can raise that.
- Combining all the conspiracies
- Creaky Jean
- This is james who did your tattoos wife
- A wholesome post
- EVERYBODY SHOULD BE YELLING
- Ah lads, he just wanted the day off!
- I promise this one is completely different from the last one! These Huns never learn.
- D.W. is a racist caricature I guess
- Preach it sister
- Someones response to my last posts post.
- I’d like to know as well
- With this new abortion law I wish a lot of people had a mute point.
- I guess Im his sempi hbu??
- Calling all democrats!
- 0/2 on describing doctors: Mikovits is a former researcher who was later discreted & jailed for theft, & Openshaw only has a Master of Social Work which she uses to sell smoothies. Neither is particularly qualified to make this claim
- Found this on a Facebook group dedicated to posting things sexist men say.
- Wow, passive aggressive much mom?
- Can you gatekeep hot weather? On a news article about warm temperatures in Britain that arent hot enough for Australians..
- Science Q So this woman tried to rope people into her MLM and when I called her out, she laugh reacted to my post about my cousin who was just murdered, and continued to react to every post I’ve made in the past few months.
- I’m out of words
- Will they though?
- 8 children died in a fire this weekend in chicago. The last one is the mother of the kids were having a sleepover. She left all the kids alone with a 16 yr old.
- Ah yes, I am the quirky because I dont want to fix myself up for a date
- Can you buy shampoo in europe?
- Im starting to believe that the idea of a mass pandemic is so terrifying for these people that their brain rejects it and they can only accept that its fake.
- If at first you dont succeed, plz stahp.
- I just slept with a minor...BEST PUT IT ON FACEBOOK!
- I am a real alpha!!!!! Now whos next?
- Mother has “done her research” and threatens to kill father if he vaccinates child, sensibly posts said threat in a public forum
- Karen didn’t know about the police.
- She ended this man’s whole career.
- This guy (RED) suggesting that gay people arent attacked because of their sexuality. This is just a snippet of his argument on a news article about a girl who was attacked for being gay.
- Yikes
- OK Karen you met Bill Gates did you, quit your bullshit lady.
- Nazis and the brownshirts were left of todays liberals
- Former NLTOG
- Missed that day in history class, I guess....
- This Virus has business BOOMING !
- He will break your face.
- Same guy was arrested about a month ago without a fight
- Pass.
- There are still people who believe this. Insane.
- You people need to stop hacking in on me!1!!
- Also, can you imagine thinking that to not support this man means youre against the entire country?
- Does she know she roasted him?
- Texas boys !
- we are truly the greatest nation in the United States
- My facebook friends are huge football fans
- A Nice Guy and His Quotes.
- The guy shes talking about is currently in jail and father to one of her children.
- What is preparation for $500
- My out-of-state slut is planning a family trip to he beach. He doesnt know its so I can breed her
- YEA TELL THE VIDEOGAME OVERLORDS TO DO SOWMTBING ABOUT THAT
- No, I don’t think that.
- CB is angry that they didnt know technology improves
- Oooh! I caught the wrong flag in the wild! Luckily I screenshotted before he deleted it!
- flat earths
- Just invent a religion!
- Theyre saying the quiet part out loud now.
- Debating the Existence of Thin Privilege is Thin Privilege
- Huh?!
- “stan” is slang for super/stalker fan... not anymore I guess
- Am interesting take on what makes people into mass shooters....
- Girl from my high school is upset shes not allowed to physically beat her 2 year old daughter
- “A literal possie of street animals”
- I finally found one in the wild! You cant be sad unless a close relative has died.
- Maybe if we COULD afford housing and children... 🤔
- I want to know why this man is so agitated
- Peppermint. Fucking. Patty.
- If you’re not comfortable with your kids hearing what he said, why do you support him?
- Thanks DPD. Very useful.
- On a 3m Lawsuit post
- Officer, these two over here...
- Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
- Brother might have a real problem
- Found on r/insanepeoplefacebook
- Anon asks /pol/ for advice
- Which one of you did this?
- 2meirl4meirl
- Dude honestly seems excited about it. He couldnt even give it a second before going to the old talking points.
- Source: because I said so
- Came across this gem in a pregnancy group on Facebook.
- If you have to specify in advance “no drinking turpentine or piss” then you might already be asking the wrong people for advice
- Trying her hardest to kill her kids.
- Ah yes lets conveniently forget about the fast food and junk food industries that are destroying our health and our planet
- “you’re not fat enough for our ‘all inclusive’ movement”
- Men secretly want big women and will cheat on their thin trophy girlfriends/wives because they just cant resist them.
- Inspirational ❤
- Imagine trusting Boris Johnson
- Do you know how many babies are murdered for your baby powder???
I love my Aunt. She’s my godmother and has always been supportive of me, even after I came out. But she’s also been a Trump supporter from the beginning. . In June, I reached out via text, and you can see how I used the Administration’s attacks on me to change her mind. . Since June, she’s moved to South Carolina, where Lindsey Graham is currently TIED with @harrisonjaime. This morning, to stay true to my commitment to the @rbgchallenge, I gave her a call. Not only was she excited to hear from me, but she admitted that she never cared much for Lindsey Graham. I explained how he had a long record of voting against gay rights, and how scared I was that the next Supreme Court would strip my right to marry the man I love. Didn’t she want to come to my wedding? . She was dubious about Graham being anti-gay, so I sent her a @humanrightscampaign analysis of his abhorrent record. I told her I didn’t care about her vote for president (she had already promised to vote for someone other than Trump), but that we should have checks and balances in our government—we need compromise and bipartisanship again, and we can do that by kicking out Lindsey Graham. She said she’d think about it, and I’ll have to follow up next week, but at least the door is open. . Will you join me in today’s @rbgchallenge and call your Karen? Link to script and links in bio. - @ericcervini on Instagram
- Leopard party member cant afford medical attention for his face but still votes leopard party.
- Centrists be like
- Kiwi destroyed on Instagram (also posted in Kamikaze & rareinsults)
