- @bikini.beast on Instagram
- Wtf is this shit on r/tinder
- Y’all. This came from my brother-in-law (husband’s sister’s husband). MY DAMN BROTHER-IN-LAW.
- So I had posted here when I had originally adopted my kitten a few months ago. Here we are after 2 months together and I couldnt enjoy his company more. Heres me and Villain, my favorite man.
- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.
- This pretty much sums up my dogs personality
- No Likes
- Caption for friends
- When you find your bio dad on Facebook and he hits you with a “thumbs up”
- Super liked someone pregnant
- Crazy, Stupid, LOVE !
- Happy Trashy Valentines Day!
- Brotherly Love
- Update: It looks good!!!
- l u v.
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- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- Love you quotes for him
- Some one did well in English class
- *puts my finger front of your lips*
- Ill be here for you, no matter what!
- Dont be fooled by the lesbian stuff, that was in fact an indian man
- I think I’m my aunt’s favorite nephew
- The way my friend texts me
- Blursed Conversation With Spouse
- When your family and friends think youre a worthless piece of shit who does nothing but drink all day
- She Couldnt Resist
- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal
- I am so sorry...
- me irl
- I said, certified alchemist seven days a week
- Top Ten Anime Plot twists
- I will never understand the disrespect I receive from people every day. I am not a robot. I am not worth less than. SWers receive this on the daily. And if you think its ok. You really should consider why you are the way you are.
- Troll with a burner account
- Update on Sweet Sick Sybil from the other day; She’s back with the doctors, as the antibiotics weren’t successful at treating her infection, and may need surgery to find and fix the problem, whatever it is. She could use all the good vibes and warm fuzzies to help her out with this one.
- Kim Grove
- 54 is perfect! 😍😍
- Let us share an image of our deep abiding love, make sure our tongues are visible
- LOVE IS ❤ .....
- Boyfriend goals
- Dont you just hate it....
- Ill Have to Apologize to Jenny for the Spam
- Ooof
- AutoINcorrect!
- My friend just bought these shoes. They really looked familiar
- My boyfriend is quite the pantie dropper [Picture]
- Girl on instagram I don’t talk to.
- This is what real friendship looks like
- Harry Potter!!
- Lost for words is an understatement
- Very cuddly kitty
- We may not have a lot but we have each other and that’s all I really need.
- How to get a girlfriend off of tinder
- 5sos funny texts&imagines
- Apparently, this is a thing now. Hello, GLOBE?!
- Brother in law called me “sleezy” for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she “reinvests” in more stock.
- (Fake age) I’m not talking to people anymore.
- Even Tinder is a Jojos reference
- i think he oofed..
- Two in one day this morning!
- Sad ;-;
- Potty-training Problems.
- jeans and feet 3
- for clarification: i’m a trans guy
- Guess I’m a big toe
- AOC is one of us!
- So apparently me sexting my boyfriend of 8 months makes me a whore, good to know
- l i f e h a c k t i m e
- She’s a keeper
O-100 real quick . . . . . . . . . . . . #tinderconvos #tinderbio #indiansontinder #tinderprofile - @indiansontinder on Instagram
- I have a hard time believing this guy is actually in his 30s.
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Panties accidentally left in bathroom
- Every match.
- A little to the right.
- Jenna Lynn
- Love you quotes for him
- I dont understand, just why
- Why do women always feel the need to tell my they have boyfriends?
- Power move
- The rates are rock bottom tonight...
- Age doesnt matter? The law and common sense would disagree.
- What are you? A toddler???
- My girlfriends cat is old, slow, and now deaf. But todays his 18th birthday. Happy birthday to the best cat.
- My girlfriend and I
- [Legit] Dat ass is fanomanal
- a brief history of im in bois
- Fake text message
- Uncomfy Levels at a 💫🧚 Bro thought this guy was Normal
- me😎irl
- Hug Wakes whole shop up
- 1 part trashy and 1 part funny!
- My bio has a few ironically used “fuckboy” lines, I’m glad she followed suit
- Boy best friend pictures
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- This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen tbh
- sweet text for my sweet
- When you match with a friends with benefits
- Took a picture of a snap my friend got
- Happy Valentine’s Day Drivers
- How to shut down a creepy DM 101
- So my sister tried to rope me into her MLM. I think you can guess my response.
- pretty stickers and love
- AmOr is...ღ♥ LOve is...
- guys im in
- Seriously?
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- He then sent me porn.
- There’s a Ye tweet for any situation 😩
- Cute paragraphs
- I still dont understand..
- Movies
- Fake text message
- me_irl
- She’s happy I’m back from a weekend away! My kitty Phryne Fisher.
- And thats how he become single again
- Anyone else have something like this happen?
- Frenchie after party crash.
- I dont want to ejaculate in your hair.
- The usual bad r/memes post...
- My dad came up to visit me today. He followed in his car while I rode my bike. Got this text later in the day.
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- Her bio said “looking for genuine life experiences”
- *turns away blushing*
- After 20 months of dating, this gal still never fails to delight. Feeling so lucky today!
- But am i gonna?
- Everyone has their (f)antasy’s, (m)ine are just kinda cheesy😝
- Hunbot turned salty real fast. FYI she was following me but we had never interacted. Friends 😂
- She though she had the upper hand
- We don’t like cats
- Ah yes the wonderful mind of a tinder gorl
- I DoNt MiNd DeAr
- Nudes Are Nudes...
- Love is love .. me and my bf in the restaurant, secretly held my hand coz he needed it
- Meet him in club. Was about to go on date with that guy.. Thanks God I was lazy
- me☠irl
- A friend of mine joked about wanting a girl to step on him, and the group chat devolved from there 😅
- I saw this on Twitter the other day and...
- Whoosh.
- Schnauzer snuggles
- I honestly didn’t think it would work
- Hello brick wall, maybe Ill have a conversation with you instead.
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- I dont even know him.
- How to negotiate like a pro.
- I did my fiances hair and this was my friends reacrion
- Yep it worked
- ***Dont ghost in October***
- Mom is wise to the grift
- Because face is definitely 5 letters and needs to be censored.
- For context her bio was “only swipe right if you’re gonna hurt my feelings”
- And he was definitely proud of this
- A real Conversation I had with my friend
- Low-key me asf 😂
- Being a NaNa....
- Happy one month anniversary
- Please Understand The Reference 🤩
- Not mine but still depresses me
- lifes good
- Found my valentine 🙈
- it’s brojob time boys
- Found my bio mom after 10 years of searching. Today is the 3 year anniversary that I found my missing pieces.
- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
- Introduced my friend to reddit. This is what she did.
- I really just want to know where that lobster is..
- such a gentleman
- Baber toons
Help me get 2k20 plz 😘😘 - @la_melazita4 on Instagram
- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”
- When you finally get treated correctly, you wonder why you let yourself be treated any other way
- [Meme] When the patient is a terrible historian
- Honesty is key
- Probably need a chiropractor after this one
- I hate people like that
- Just wanted to pay a quick tribute to the grandparents out there. Truly Gods among us.
- Love diary
- Ladies. This is part 1 of why you meet in a public place. Or never.
- Talking to my crush and this was unexpected
- So I couldn’t sell you on my last scheme, let’s try a different one....
- Nice enough to ask me if I wanted to see his dick after telling me all about it
- The pay sucks, but the perks are great!
- This was my friends super-senior, translation in the comments
- What goofy/weird nicknames do you call your partner? I’ve taken to calling my boyfriend “Wise Guy” in a New York mobster accent 😅
- We were just talking and I asked them if they wanted to come over and this happened, help
- Assistant claims to not speak many languages but he (?) really likes GOT
- New to the app, immediately unmatched myself out of shame but fuck it we ball
- Funny texts from parents
- Found the toaster line in this group and thought I was onto a winner :/
- random wierdo with a fetish for tall women sliding into my dms
- Sometimes you have to explain yourself
- Cute Text Messages
- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable
- 2meirl4meirl
- Flirting quotes for him
- What could go wrong?
- The state of tinder
- Um...
- I just like to spread joy and happiness
- Part 1
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- Creep gets one rule to follow. 🙄
- I ended it before it even started
- Oh well, I like it rough
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- First attempt at a name pun. Howd I do?
- Catfish plays the most dangerous game... Catching other Catfish
- You Are What You Eat!
- Have some Faith.
- I’m too tired for this
- Happy birthday paragraph
- We’re in bois
- faith in humanity: lost
- My toy gets overexcited sometimes ☺️
- Yes, Im a bitch cause I dont want to have sex with a random pervy stranger...
- Dom and subs
- I dont think she understands knock knock jokes
- More chats for all the lovely people on here 💛
- Cats — blacks real quick
- Last guy said thanks for including him
- Threatening to join the 27 club because Im not interested
- Priorities
- I just want you all to know I’m still going with this
- Proud Wife
- Paddled along Tinder River to Kik Lake and caught myself a catfish
- Too many coincidences, Did I just find my wife 🤭
- Slideshows
- Ok lil sis I see you
- Fuck you, Neiman Marcus
- anything
- “Only want u” says the guy who has had 6 girlfriends in a year
- Paragraph for my boyfriend
- Do these dudes not know porn exists!?
- Lockdown won’t keep me from winning
- When you match with your coworker that looks alway different in person
- I was lucky enough to sneak into the cuddle puddle
- Ive been with my wife 8 years. Married less than 1. Kingdom Hearts was there before her. I think this is fair.
- The things I do to be called precious 🥰
- People like this on Tinder...smh
- Phew, that was close!
- The struggle of having a boyfriend with long hair:
- nbc , first couldn’t hear anything then couldn’t type, after ran into a door
- Yorkie puppy hugs Mastiff. Nuff said.
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Boyfriends be like
- No response 🙃
- Well then. Guess I’m single
- Rules 1 and 2 boys😏
- Now what
- Shes gotta be a magician
- This dude’s never heard of a keyboard smash and I’m positive he’s way older than me-
- She lied
- Normally I have the opposite effect on women
- Her Bio said Former Banana. I was promptly unmatched shortly after that last message
- Fake text message
- For all the first timers out there who are nervous, so was my very good friend who I gave 2.5 grams (GT) of my homegrown to. These mushrooms are amazing guys❤️❤️🍄🍄🌈✌🏽☮️
- Always tripping up when it matters 😩
- It just kept getting wilder and wilder. I think i matched with an incel in the making
My love! Our future starts now! Couldnt be happier than when Im next to her. #2015 #ouryear - @richiesciarra on Instagram
- Cute Texts
- Found the one
- Making Girls Feel Special
- Fresh pedicure and tattood feet :)
- A 34 year old man kept sending me creepy messages from when I was 18 until 19. Including daily bad photoshopped pitcures of us being a couple. I blocked him when he contacted my mother.
- Me carry conversation with pickup lines duhhh
- Inglish
- “My drunk boyfriend” - or - “ice cream fetus”
- These are adults and they have been talking/dating for less than a month.
- 1 day btt no 1 day to come
- Id like to dedicate this post to all of those who doubted me
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- Humiliation texts with my hunky sub
- I hope these jokes don’t grow old 🌲🌳🌴
- After my typical pick up line I try to actually engage in conversation 9/10 they go like this
- Drôle
- I deleted Tinder.
- Morning sweetheart
- *wink*
- Spelling is important
- The importance between then and than.
- Some say she’s still waiting...
- #SketchingShakespear
- Her bio said she likes to exchange dog pics, I didnt expect this to work
- Well then
- But now time to not message you anymore;)
- Spoiled rotten
- Grab Your Coat Bruh
- So this happened yesterday. And I’m so happy he said yes. We’re doing a virtual date o n Saturday
- He seemed chill (but I was still creeped out) until he revealed he was 21 and I immediately did a 180
- What you 8
Have you participated in this week’s Kind Community Series activation? We challenged you to reach out to someone you haven’t talked to in a while. It takes less than five minutes, but could completely change their day (and yours too)! It feels good to connect with people, especially during this time when so many people are feeling disconnected or lonely. What a beautiful way to bring some light into someone’s day! If you’ve participated in the challenge already and you feel comfortable sharing, we’d love to hear from you. We’d love to hear about your experience, about how reaching out to someone made you feel, about how they responded, or if you felt more connected and inspired to reach out to more people. Sharing with each other in this community is another great way to feel connected and also a beautiful reminder that we are all in this together. Happy Friday Kind Community! We are sending all of you the biggest virtual hug! xo, @mollymaethomps + @laurenpaul8 #KindCommunitySeries #youcanVIRTUALLYsitwithus #KindCommunity #KindCampaign #youCANsitwithus #bekind #youarenotalone - @kindcampaign on Instagram
- uwu❤️
- Remember Valentines doesn’t just have to be for SOs!
- *unmatch*
- She was married just a week ago.
- i know i’m on a post frenzy, but i thought i had to post this thread of my baby trying to get spankings ☺️
- this is what dreams are made of
- Told him I went hiking and it went downhill from there
- Does the vulva have an exoskeleton? Asking for a friend.
- Two types of people
- The number of emojis my mom uses when she texts me
