- Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
- My one-eye cat sticking his tongue out at me
- New here!
- Love this lingerie set 💙
- You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to ... I just want you to know Ive always been proud of you. Youre my greatest accomplishment and and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person.
- Ow, my eye!! I’m not supposed to get pudding in it
- Gotta show a little love for Abe. He has some of the most memorable lines, that will just pop into my head at random, which was the fashion at the time
- Good morning :)
- Half latina. Does it count?
- Oh what do you think Reverend?
- just call me sandy... sandy cheeks 🍑 [f][oc]
- Even cleaning out the freezer is sexy! (40f)
- Hungry? 😋 [OC]
- Omen, showing off his matching claw caps
- [image] Two extra lives...[OC]
- Im a level 5 vegan, I wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
- First post here am I in the right place?
- Stretching it a little
- The cat at our vet’s has found the warmest stretching spot
- What would you do if I was in front of you wearing these crotchless panties?
- Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob.
- Little pumpkin loaf.
- Is this a good outfit for class?
- How she teases the start of (m)y day
- It’s titty Tuesday 😍 play with my titties and make me cum please 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
- Cum and oil me please
- Can you handle me? 😏💕
- Here’s my boobs!
- Intruders could come in down the chimney, through the mail slot, even hidden in your groceries.
- Am I too pale to wear this?
- Would you bend me over?
- Left one needs some extra love 😜
- Could a depressed person make this?
- Kinda hoping my neighbors saw me! (f) 😏😜
- My (f)irst ever photoshoot with my roommate! 💕🙈
- Give me my daily dose of vitamin sea [OC]
- PRETTY PAWG ❄🍑💦
- Nice view
- My cat is dumbfounded
- [F24] Guess how I got these bruises 🌸
How are you feeling today? For us, sharing how we feel - the ups and downs - is really helpful and we wanted to provide an opportunity for each of you to share. ❤️ We’ve definitely had mixed emotions lately, alternating between fear, sadness, and gratitude. It’s definitely caused us to post a bit less, but know that we’re thinking of each of you and sending you love. - @goldens_glee on Instagram
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- 🎶 Ass so phat you could see it from the front 🎶🍑
- Slap that ass!! (39f)
- Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
- 😈😜
- Drunkin donuts
- Another one for you guys ☺️
- Lose yourselfff between my legs....😈💦💦 [F] (OC)
- We found these three by the river near our house when they were just a few weeks old. They were so sick and teeny! Now they’re so happy and healthy, and they’re still best buds.
- Need spank
- Booty floss
- The “clay” is silent
- I used to be so insecure with my big areolas, thanks for showing me how hot they really are! 💖
- Thick thighs and a nice big ass to match ;)
- Would you eat me?
- Pull my hair and slap my ass 😈
- Give my tight 🐱 a go?
- Its going to be a [F]antastic ride. 💋
- Marge: When I married you, I knew we wouldnt live in luxury, but... Homer: And I kept that vow.
- Playing with my pussy through my tight leggings
- Swipe to see what happens next 😘
- Forgiveness Please
- (F)riday Funday 👅
- Well dressed
- Is see through Sunday a thing?
- I’m really feeling myself today! How bout you?
- Would you boop his snoot??
- Who rigs every Oscar night?!
- Perfect Sized Bikini
- He needs his hands held to relax.
- PsBattle: yawning orange cat on a chair
- Felt cute, might bring you a mouse later, idk :)
- Can I take this off yet? 🔥(F)
- Stay at home secretary ;)
- A show about a doll? Why not write a musical about the common cat, or the King of Siam?
- Well, you keep using words like pasghetti and momatoes. You make numerous threatening references to the U.N.And at the end you repeat the words Screw Flanders over and over again.
- Have a seat for me? 😋
- Summer fun!
- I see your reading the newspaper. Everything but the opinion page. I dont need to be told what to think. By anyone living.
- 5’2, thick lil latina 🤤🍑
- This bra is getting a work out
- Up late again feeling poorly 🤒 my posts don’t seem to be getting seen anymore but hey to everyone who sees 🍑👋
- Opps
- Homer: Free baby cola? Apu hits the jackpot, and Im stuck with these useless one-tuplets. Bart: Gee, sorry for being born. Homer: Ive been waiting so long to hear that.
- OC (original content) Is this what they consider curvy? 🍑
- Bottoms up!
- Uh, my shirt fell off...
- His favorite spot
- Tsk tsk tsk. You missed the baby, you missed the blind man.
- Attention Marge Simpson. Weve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.
- You call him a moron and he just sits there grinning moron-ally.
- Ezekiel and Ishmael, in accordance with your parents wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls
- Umm... I shoot birds at the airport.
- Sunbed selfie! 😜 hope this get seen this time ☹️
- Whole Lotta ass 🤪
- [OC] Big or nah? 👀💋
- Stretch marks and nipples through the t-shirt 🥵
- Cause of death - Suffocation
- I thought I’d chauffeur myself this evening. Yes, that’s what I thought. How difficult can it be? Im sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.
- Asked hubby to snap this pic before we head out at night so I can flirt! Enjoy - MadameGoddessHotwife
- I think my Norwegian cat Brunost has some beautiful green eyes 😻
- Bend over
- Grab it..slap it.. or pass it?
- First thing tomorrow morning, Im gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
- HOW is it possible Ive never posted here before? 🤔 Hi, STAWG!
- Dear Homer, i.o.u. one emergency doughnut. Signed, Homer. Bastard! Hes always one step ahead.
- I haven’t worn this set in forever 😌
- Love the [f]eeling
- Arent we forgetting something, Marge? You were down $5,200.
- feeling soft this morning 😌
- * open the holiday pack for your mystery operator *
- I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when im around.
- [image] I took my tits out at a barbecue.
- Come play outside with me 😍
- Good morning!!☀️ 😘
- When the cleavage is juuuust right
- Like my hangers?
- Who wants to hit? 😽
- Smooth as a babys bottom
- Your Treat For Sorting By New - Happy Mother’s Day
- Caption says everything 😘
- Spank me daddy ❤️🍑
- lisa simpsons
- My God youre greasy.
- Cant talk - keeping myself in a state of cat-like readiness.
- Some brown ink appreciation
- Way to breathe, no breath.
- All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message, I am coming to kill you, slowly and painfully.
- you can have everything
- The Princess resting on my lap
- Look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!
- You can go ahead & lick these thick thighs..
- [oc] I think red looks too good on my skin
- She’s got cakes 🎂🍑for days
- Life’s to short to say no to cake 😋
- Listen, boozebags, I got a good thing going here. If you mess it up, I will out the one of you that is gay.
- Online and horny 🍌
- What a crappy candle
- Young man, since you broke grandpas teeth, he gets to break yours.
- I know you can hear my thoughts as well boy
- The Thing About Huckleberries Is: Once Youve Had Fresh, Youll Never Go Back To Canned.
- I’m [25F] still looking to find a bull from reddit [Near Albany NY]
- Thanks guys, also I’m gonna need 2 trainers over here
- What would you do to me?☺️😛
- Every time I see the picture of the old man with the timer.....
- “It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, we built a bigger mini-mall. They baked the world’s biggest pizza, we burned down their city hall.”
- 1 titty 2 titties red fish blue fish
- Not in my house
- If kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting CHILDish, KIDnapping, CHILD abuse.... What about ADULTery? Not until youre older, son.
- Lisa, if you dont like your job you dont strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American way!
- I am the Creepy one fs (story: this guy texted me first asking for naked pics first so i decided to troll him)
- What’s for dinner?
- Come on Milhouse, there’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something the make up to scare kids. Like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel?
- (OC) 🍑
- Channeling my inner kitty and basking in the sun (f)
- Showing off for the locals 😛 [OC]
- I’m sure my boyfriend enjoys me having my own office now as much as I do.
- Who wants to make my cheeks rosy for me?😋
- My wife wants to know what you think of her tits!
- Now, stars and stripes
- Kitten steals doggo treat. An actual thief.
- Yeah, I did see some bikers ride by here with a blue-haired woman about ten minutes ago. Said they were going to spend the night at Crystal Lake Campground, section K, space 217. Im sorry I cant be of more help.
- 🙈
- Quarantine boopage
- No panties have a chance with an ass like mine.
- Went on some adventures to the hardware store hehe 😋
- It’s just a little cleavage 😌
- Wishing these were covered in cum 💖😽
- The USA declares independence from Great Britain,1776
- Woof irl
- Get back to wherever it is you work... whoever you are.
- Your view from behind before you slide my panties to the side xx
- Just wanted to say that I read all your comments and messages. Thank y’all for always being so kind and supportive. Speaking of supportive, a couple hands would be nice under these. 😉 Happy Holidays, y’all! 💋💋
- Ned, have you thought about one of the other major religions? Theyre all pretty much the same.
- Your view as I eat you or you fuck my throat 😈💦
- She only want it in her bootyhole for now
- He looks and does not care, for he is a cat
- My girl Ginger
- Dont Blame Me. I voted for Kodos.
- For those who are scrolling by new tonight ❤️
- These boobs are back in scrubs ... Barely. They would much rather be getting manhandled right now. 39(F). 40H.
- Thinking of doing a face reveal, but idk... 🤫 [f] [oc]
- Actual footage of me waiting for yet another APK to build.
- front n back 😈
- yummy 🧡🧡
- [22][F4MF][LA] Fuck an Asian
- Im not convinced!
- I’m a White male, age 18-49. Everyone listens to me! No matter HOW dumb my suggestions are.
- [f]🍑
- Had fun out in the sun ☀️
- I know you can read MY thoughts, boy.
- And now, please rise for our opening hymn: In the Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly
- We call him “Sleebing Beauty”
- Brought this beautiful boi home today!
- Having a good 🍑 day. [F]
- I made a friend at work yesterday.
- Mama’s beautiful ginger boy
- Hey babe😊
- Sunshine and (f)reckles
- This is Old Lady’s ‘why aren’t you petting me?’ pose
- 4ft 10 with a juicy 🍑 😉
- They are always touching paws, its so cute
- [48/38][MF4MF/M/F][IdahoFalls,ID]-Married Coulple looking for like minded people for fun out on the town and in the bedroom. We are very outgoing and love being around people, dancing, outdoors. I’m a big guy and 6’, wife is 5’4” BBW with some incredible assets. Hit us up. 😉
- Is this the right way to wear a button up?
- I just want someone to suck my big heavy titties until we both fall asleep 🍒😍😴[OC] [F]
- When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.
- If we wanna see Japanese people we could have gone to the zoo./Homer!/What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. His name is Takashi. Hes in my book club.
- Making you smile on a monday💋
- PsBattle: this cat chewing on a pencil
- Hopefully someone is up early enough (or late enough) and will appreciate an upskirt photo 😘
- When live gives you curves, flaunt them 🤷🏻♀️💃🏻🔥🦖
- Since someone asked to see them both... here they are
- Meet my friends puppy, Remy!
- With boobs like mine, every shirt I own is tight 🥰
- One day honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops
- Her bio said “probably baked rn”
- Elephant fresh
- Ready to celebrate Bastille Day
- Nips
- “They were the children’s idea. I tried to stop them.” “It’s always the children’s fault, isn’t it Seymour?” “Yes. Yes it is, sir.”
- drill me until I cum ❤️
- This line now can have double meaning, by “system”, he might be referring to Rehoboam.
- Hey
- Which ones the mouse? Itchy. Itchys a jerk.
- [F] What would you do to me if you walked in my office and find me like that? 😏
- [F] Can I be your lunchtime snack?
- La...tex condo. Boy, Id like to live in one of those!
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant
- Am I hot enough for this subreddit? 🥺
- I can’t wait to get my under chest tattoo 🥰
- Front or back daddy you can take me either way!
- Name me one person whos gotten rich by doing yo-yo tricks.
- [F] What do you mean this isnt appropriate workplace attire?
- Xmas lingerie
- So engorged 🤤
- Happy Bastille Day!
- Would you put it in my ass?
- Its the freakin weekend!
- Lace in your Face
- Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher.
- Grandpa: “But there’s spiders in the boxes”
- Huge ones (oc)
- Ready for business
- Hope you enjoy [f29]
- Do whatever you want to me😉
- My slutty wife is ready to give it up on Valentines Day 😍
- Someone come pound this 😏😘
- spoil me w attention
- I’m horny this morning 🥰 come have some fun with me
- Lets give recognition to this often overlooked one-off character, Guy Incognito
- Let’s make a mini series of role play [vid]’s directed by YOU! Premades and customs available! Let me [rate] your cock and cum shots!
- hmmm
- Im super self conscious about my bum. Can you (f)uck my worries away?
- bury me into the bed 💋
- Michael Martin right now
- Have a seat.
- Masokiss 🔥🔥
- Some days, we don’t let the line move at all. We call those “weekdays”.
- First post here, hope you like!
- Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
- Tell me how you’d like to take it off me
- Where is ranger McFadden?
- Tom Hanks? Idris Elba? Ok, just so long as it’s...
- Cum fuck me on that couch while my husband watches 😈
- Screw The Heat, Latex Ftw Porn GIF by Embla Ember | RedGIFs
- should I take it off?
- You cant hide from me in this house, Bart. I spend 23 hours a day here.
- 💚 🎼Ill never be your beast o[f] burden... 🎶All I want is you to make love to me💋
- It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!
- Upvote if youd suck on my titties
- Bart rented a car with a phony drivers license and drove Milhouse, Martin, and Nelson to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and theyre out of money and they cant get home and Barts working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!
- No, Lisa, but I sure dont want to eat this crappy breakfast.
- The wife today
- [F][M] Going on a drive whos in?
- HeartShaped 🍑❤️
- [F] new to bondage.. wow I never knew how much I would love rope😍
- Wonderlland
- Hi there! 😘
- Hi😋
- Cant make it in today, Mr. Smithers; I have smallpox. Well it wasnt wiped out in my house!
- Had fun out at the park today ^^
- This ain’t no five-X whiskey. I can still see. S12E21
- Feeling like a sailor in search of more seamen. 💦 (OC)
- “Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true.”
- I am my own big titty goth girlfriend 🤷🏻♀️
- What will it be?
- I Love This Color F24
- just wanna be pounded so hard I can’t walk straight 😩
- What do you think? First post!
- Getting lotioned up and wishing it was Friday instead
- Yes or no for red thong? 🥺
- I’m waiting on your bed like this, what are you doing next? 👀😈
- Sundress and no panties are the best combination
- who here loves natural booty? 😋
- do you like my dress? 🥺
- You asked to see whats underneath...
- Weasley being a snuggly boo! He loves his auntie 😊
- pink to make reddit wink
