55 Sarcasm Quotes and Sarcasm Sayings to Go Witty
- Netflixs logarithms...
The truth just read the description
Chapter 284
- I wonder if anyone could see me from outside
Meet your Posher, Navreen
Save for me to draw your pfp
- When your IT person has just the right first name and last initial and things get Holy at work
- I saw this hat and couldnt resist
Me!!!ᓚᘏᗢ
𝚝𝚊𝚎𝚔𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗!!
- Kids ask your mom
07/07 Jeon Jun Pyo (전존표) -1-
Alternatives to Say I Hope You Feel Better
- im exactly the opposite of who you think i am 18f
Quote
I know what you want girl let me be the one to hold your hand forever
- When you realize than %80 of the Evil Dead memes in this subreddit is people realizing that because of its RaimiMemes they can do Evil Dead memes
I blurred it out just in case but WHAT THE FVCK
🫣 I don’t know what to say
- Wait, did you say are, or arent?
Buzzfeed Disney Boyfriend Quiz
- The Perk We All Want
- Something, something danger zone.
- Tattooed baddie waypastcliche
- They covered the X with a point symbol mmm
- Not nice KFC
- This is getting out of hand!
- Hey, AP Stylebook, be quiet. YOURE redundant.
#betterinbed #kisskiss #kissinggirls #sexpositive #sexblog #sexblogger #sexeducation #sexed #sexuality #hotwomen #pic #picoftheday #instagood - @femalesdecoded_ on Instagram
- Outrageous demands? Fair and reasonable? You have a lot of nerve, Time Warner Cable
- Netflix allows Password and Email change without confirmation
- Oh yes thats exactly what I want
- Wheres the X? Coloured white in the top right
- Engineering in one sentence
- This IT manager role is more prestigious than the CEO/CTO/CFO, it is a one man circus 🤣
- My (german) carrier wont let me access its app because my phone is rooted
- This is the point that I leave your website
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- When you shut down and want to go home.
- afort rforlife
- (Extra ordinary, 98% rotten tomatoes) YOU THE MUST CAR PAY TAX
- Nailed it
- Disabled playback
- This easter egg!
- I’m the type of girl that doesn’t know basic grammar
- When a single misplaced capital letter makes your poll xenophobic
- Terrible in any direction, and it popped up in this sub
- My Grandpa is 95 and has no idea how to use technology, my mom still thought it’d be a good idea to get him an iPhone and a Facebook
- An old adage...
- I feel like this needed to be shared
- My school has blocked images, on their own news website, that kinda needs pictures.
- Didnt expect that
- I literally chose my theater by using its direct, location specific URL...
- Playstation has dedicated a section of the TV & Video menu to our god (sorry for the shitty quality)
- Drake fans_irl
- Myspace is really getting desperate (bottom right corner)
- Sure your 5 year old said that. Sure.
- I fucking hate this.
- So close..
- Twitter not letting you ignore this notification at the top of your feed.
- Benefit Brow bar {brows before bros}
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- The kerning on this ppt slide. (X-post /r/mildlyinfuriating)
- Do you like the color of my couch?
- This Keeps Showing Up And It’s Annoying!
- Downloads of free things that require you to give up your email
- Things like this always make me angry. There are so many accounts that say If I get x followers and y likes my parents will stop something. It makes me annoyed because these are used to get followers on their private account.
- Wtf does this even mean?!
- The loyalty of Seracs men...
- Reap the recent Rowling reveals potential by investing in JK Rowling Drake template!
- Oscar Isaac
- Mqry was posting to a cities Facebook page, in hopes of reconnecting to Christine
- qurk and feature
- My Stanley notepad is now Greek.
- Please, someone explain why there are 2 R6 apps on my dash?
- @daffingary on Instagram
- i have dark mode on. fuck you, youtube.
- Nathalie Emmanuel
- I dropped from 5th to “nice” place because I missed one question
- Its 7 your birthday
- A day in the life of a small toddy goth gf?
- Broke gang
- Landing at LAX and was greeted with some Trejo’s Tacos
- Very disconcerting advertisement...
- Cant get notified when a car part is in stock without subscribing to the newsletter
- First time I catched this one
- Is anyone else having trouble downloading the 7-11 content? I got a code for the digital comic last week, but every time I try to download it I get this message. Every...Time.
- I almost got so excited to call this guy.
- A friend here in Reddit helped me make this for my girl, Skylar! 🤍🧡🤍🧡
- Cross between r/crappyoffbrands and r/fellowkids
- The Emo Movie (this is a sbubby i made and i made this in paint 3D please be nice i dont have photoshop)
- Impressive how our phones can capture rgb details in small pixels
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- Yes, I want to unsubscribe even more so now.
- Hey there. Sharing is caring!
- Robin Pecknold teases next Fleet Foxes’ album, “Shore”
💨➡️🧦🤷♂️ #SgtAaronSockwell #ShastaCounty #SheriffsOffice #forensicfiles #forensicfilesnames #namesofforensicfiles - @forensicfilesnames on Instagram
- Decoration at my eye doctors office.
- Nailz by Nailz by a Queen a Queen
- Shes female isnt that bad enough /s
- I guess the human eye cant see passwords longer than 16 characters
- Here we go again. PLAY through #3: High Honor!
- REpOrt fOr OfFensiVe cOnTEnT
- i need a huge cock to destroy my pussy😍
- Sukie hotness posting her again!
- Apps like CVS caremark that show you password by default.
- SCAL OILY DSACD ITNE
- possible spoiler?...In the moviethe shining jack busts the right panel with the famous line .. heres Johny but 5 seconds later both door panels are gone
- My school got new 4k iMacs
- Forcing me to remove adblock before I can stream
- Windows warning when installing chrome... Pretty edgy
- Mikaela Hoover
- This crappy card telling someone to kill themselves...
- My neighbour lost almost her entire tomato crop to blight and the rest became chutney. I made her some labels for her jars.
- As opposed to.....what?
- #VotingFail. Georgias Absentee Ballots
- But, I did a rush......
- Trying to cancel Amazon prime membership.
- No checkboxes to actually unsubscribe, Submit button greyed out. Bonus: non-secure connection
- because we can’t be into murder AND alcohol...
- How to Decorate with Color
- Blursed _Question
- Want my two cents? Interest on zero balance...
- How does Google let these ads slip through?
- Hey Cortana, go to Netflix
- Holy shit I am excited! Finally going to buy what ive always wanted! A creamy mayo cheeseburger from BK
- Review: great service, excessive brown people, also cake.
- This has happened EVERY day for a while now
- Obtrusive, unclickable overlay that doesnt disappear and cant be dismissed.
- Comedy
- New server templates menu! But no dark mode?
- Somebody get some ice
- They didnt paint the outlets. Why didnt they paint the outlets?!?
- Solidarity from my straight male friend
- A week after Bitcoin went live, Hal Finney was imagining it at $100 trillion:
- My friend was in the paper for his birthday...
- Classy + comic sans = perfection
- This dude on msnbc
- my laptop is under my bed now and not coming back out
- All I wanted to do was search up something on YouTube
- Its an ad for a dating site. Im 16.
- Authright, no!
- My news feed after the debate
- hair wings
- Theonlyb
- Oh Reddit
- Where is the dont ever ask again button??
- Thanks, Comcast.
- Mom said its my turn on the Ȩ̛͇̫̺̖̙̻̓̓́͌̒̂̓͜͞ͅx̷̢̳̘̱̥͒̾̋̇́͞ͅi̷̧̢̛͓͖̬̞̱̗͎̤̿̂̔̈́s̴̢̧̗̥̺͉͈͇̄͌̏͐͛̽̽͑͜ͅṫ̟̜͍̬͓̱͌͒̌̄͘͝ė͙̻̟̣̬̩̃͂̔̔͡͡d̷̨̬͉̦̜̟̪͕̎̽̄͌̄͆̕͟
- Drop Preonic Shipped!
- Missad möjlighet, Agaton Sax.
- Trying to take a poll for r/lotrmemes but...
- Who knew Marge was a Karen?
- Yeah, they’re the tRuE cHaMps.. book of teenager ffs
- 2 or 2 which is better
- Chlöe Swarbrick has been named in the Fortunes 40 under 40 Government and Politics category.
- GRAND OPENING -YOUR TEXT GOES HERE- BEAUTY FOREVER
- I just drew the perfect check mark
- Bästa kvällen med Ellen!
- me irl
- M-Eixis-h
- The way the O is aligned
- So cute
- Who wants to be under this ass 🥵🥵
- Brooke Lynn tested positive to Covid 😔
- huh
- Even the capcha is against me 😭
- PHP devs be like
- From my training class
- Im having password issues working from home today and the capchas decided to insult me like its 1979.
- Look at this bs and theres no free version
In this weeks episode The Job Guys hire an accountant-played by @caseydolkas -this should go well... checkout episode 9 available now on Amazon Prime- link in bio #comedy #jobguys #indiefilm #amazon #nowstreaming #funny #work #happy - @jobguys on Instagram
- Spare change?
- Hologram Stickers
- Missing cat in Toa Payoh
- Good Soldiers Follow Orders
- Gat dahm rat-lickers
- This ad with a “Read More” button and white space below that tricks you into into tapping it to continue reading the article
- Curly
- IFTTT, a smart home company, suddenly dropped a $120/yr subscription on their free forever service, and limited the free version to only 3 apps. They even locked down peoples accounts if they had more than 3 already!
- blursed_baby
- What looks more comfortable, my butt or my couch?
- Found this on the clone wars TV show today...
- I bought a game on steam and now I need to install a different game platform to play it
- But where does he work?😳🤫
- Dildo - You Watch
- How should I knock?
- I expected better Jamie, tut tut tut
- CVS trying to connect with the younger generation
- Cool
- This ad for the One Punch Man game
- Bookstore gem
- This band album sticker on this laptop.
- blursed_obama
- When Satoshi Nakamoto released the Bitcoin whitepaper, every initial response criticized why it wouldnt or cant work. Then Hal Finney responded:
- I don’t think this company put enough thought into the ad campaign for their LUTs
- Websites where the ad takes up over half the screen. Guaranteed way for me to never visit your website
- I actually thought this was satire and started laughing, but boy was I wrong.
- Watching Dexter and I notice someone.
- *Must See*
- When people link to a story and something like this pops up...
- A nice present indeed
- Facebook encourages me to post more frequently, but last time I did they only showed my post to 5 of those 55 people they mention.
- Reddit somehow gets past AdBlockPlus. Amazing
- Error Pages
- The student life director puts a meme on the morning announcements and this was today’s
Hiya Guys! Just a heads up, Ive had a fair few people messaging me and notifying me that there is a page going around sending messages and what not. The page depicted below is not associated with me, my brand or anything that I do or lend my name too. It has been reported. Please keep in mind that my Facebook Fan page, Instagram & Twitter all have a *blue tick* to let you know that the profile and page is verified. If it does not have a blue tick it is more than likely spam. Hope youre all well and keeping safe Xxx - @caseydonovan88 on Instagram
- This CNN guests glasses
- Dutch after Arthur escaped from the O’Driscolls
- cursed_gallery
- What’s your favorite underrated line
- In the show Maniac, this scroll that Emma Stone hunted down is really just a bamboo sushi roller
- Now thats the dating app we needed
- maybe even bite sized! [f 18]
- Wedding card for my brother.
- I painted my mom a mug for Christmas this past year. Sometimes I randomly get messages like this. Feels good ☺️
- Blursed_Bot
- Was served an Ad even though I have Youtube Red
- me irl
- Yes, Id like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
- It’s a bit cringe sorry
- At least the font looks nice...
- I don’t even remember signing up for this....
- Spend nearly 500 rs bucks to watch JOKER and in return all i got was 30 mins of advertiment before the movies,20 mins adver. in interval, giant subtitles, and stupid tobacco discalimer which stuck through 70% of the time in the screen,which made crucials scenes so distracting and out of focus.
- Blursed_Tay-rrorism
- Political YouTube ads
- “The ultimate prize will be when we defeat you”
- In the mood😏
- Friday’s feel so good!
- I went for a job interview today at a local English school and this is hanging on one of the walls.
- goddammit Karen
- The text is white, thanks reddit
- Seconds before I’m about to turn in a long distance goods delivery....
- Ur grandma died. Lol...
- How
- This always fucking happens when I start up my pc
- They used the same exact photo and description for both the girl and boys cards.
- Your fan, Pete reads mail
- Daddy, what do taxes pay for?
- The only proper way to drink alcohol
- I‘m an EFL teacher and I promised myself I‘d steer away from using cis white men as examples. Excited to see what my students will say.
- So I have the first edition of Stephen Kings IT, which came out in 1986. As I was reading it. I found this:
- [PIC] Amba
- Hamburg Open’s new logo: Tsitsipas’ double fault on match point
- Hello fellow kids!
- Finding inspiration in similar ideas...
- this was a sign up at the grocery store
(LINK IN BIO) Excuse this terrible screenshot (damn you @youtube!) Time for our September Book Club picks! Were loving HOMEGOING by #yaagyasi , OPEN BOOK by @jessicasimpson , FRANKLY IN LOVE by @davidoftheyoon , and EMPTY by @susanmasonburton . Have you read any of them? - @lisaandliz on Instagram
- [meme] me during every interview
- Are you kidding me YouTube?
- What name should we give little Vagg?
- Great View
- COD WW2 Hellfish emblem Community requested
- How my psych professor started class today!
- Dont mind if I do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Its the subtleties that make this show as great as it is , that you watch over and over. This scene not only is it Pam laughing at Cyril getting his ass beat but below that layer is Ray saying oh that’s hot... oh you mean literally.
- Ready to receive
- Jersey Mike
- DW Quotes
- When they ask me why Im laughing as the Fed prints a few trillion more dollars
- A office near my highschool uses the office font and design
- I am soooooo into David Harbour atm
- [f] My new favorite lingerie 😍😍
- Blogger Templates
- The way my wife watches Netflix
- Funniest Show Ever
- Celebrities
- Call Me By Your Name (2017)
Tack till alla som deltog i vår affischworkshop på Zoom i onsdags! @hela_dio gjorde denna bild 🤩 Tusen tack också till vår gästkonstnär Linea Iversen Bryant som gav oss en fantastisk inblick i sin normkritiska bildvärld. Följ henne på @ologiskkonst Nästa workshop blir den 11 november - save the date! #gatansrum #gatansrumaffischmuseum #workshop #onlineworkshop #onlinevent #zoom #zoomworkshop #affischer #posters #arvsfonden @arvsfonden #söderhamnskonstförening - @gatansrum on Instagram
- Sorry, well keep your CC info in our servers forever, you cant delete it
- Last night I couldn’t sleep so I made two vintage horror movie posters for AS2 & 3 because graphic deisgn is my passion
- Ace Attorney memes
- Found a quirky rarity in the wild today: BS 2000 - Simply Mortified
- Fucking up my font flow
- POV your parents are ashamed of you
- YABO EROK
- I’ll miss you too Bigfoot :((
- My screen wouldnt let me color those little patches on each side
- Whenever someone says the sequels are better, I hit em with one of these
- Wait a minute. There was no Cane in Citizen Kane!
- When I realized my Lethal Weapons are gone...
- Theres no way to close this ad!
- Dosent like like the child is protecting what matters
- She never fails to remind me...
- This artwork in my hotel. No ragerts.
- The way YouTube uses blue on the Fire Stick instead of their classic red.
- Because of WHAT ?? Tell me ....
- Ah yes, indeed
- Did Michael Scott just give me a lady boner?
- I don’t want to wait another second for a new season of Bojack, but I don’t want the show to be anything but its best. So I made an image to encourage the show creators and use a pretty font.
- Account deactivated. What most huns will have to do after their mlm career fails 😂
- Really, YouTube?
- My apartment wants me to renew my lease - last week, this same message came with a $200 discount. 2 weeks ago, $100
- This is my first post. I did this with a pencil then went over it with a ball point pen. How did I do?
- This sticker I made from scratch.
- This makes me so uncomfortable.
- Arab, sweating one out
- Idk who tf this is but he’s in my Fortnite friends list and he’s definitely doing his part!
- Spent about 20 minutes on a servey only to be told that it would cost me $10 to see my results (there was no way to know before completion)
- Sorry, I dont have anyone else to brag to...
- youtube just doesnt care anymore...
- Netflix goes In-flight entertainment
- Follow up on IPFire eth port identify... Im dumb
- The mug of truth
- Blursed_error
- I apologize to all the women out ther
- Starting your day off right 🍑
Fun fact about this top is that I snagged it from my Dance School graduation (totally by accident and not at all on purpose...) and Voila! All the way to #NYFW baby!! #iwenttoed5 💃🏻 💃🏻 💃🏻 . #5678 - @jeremymoineau on Instagram
- Found this in my ER. May be available in an ER near you!
- My girlfriend paused this at the perfect time.
- Stop Working, Do what you LOVE
- MOMMY MAKEOVER J̶̤̗̦̼͈̫ͣ̂ͬ̓ͭ́͘͟͡O͈̪̣͇̯̥̘̼̜̩̲̭̳̗͙͖͕͈̘̾ͫ͆ͭͨ͒́͝͠͠Įͮ̿̈͐̽̀̍ͤ̾̇ͪͧ̚͜͏̻͍̻̺͓̮̯̠̯̳͎̘̣̩ͅͅN̸̲̜͕̘͓̱̪̹̖̙̖̾͌̿͐ͫ̿̈́̅ͦ̂̚ ̒ͤ̂ͭ̎ͦ͋̄̾͒͐͛̈̚͜҉͎̬̯͡ͅU̵̎̈́̈̀̔ͤ͂ͧ̆͋̆͏͞͏͈̠̖͔̪̤͙̹̥̘̯̤̫̺̼̘̮͉́ͅS̛̜̮͔̳̹̠̝̜̖̞͚̣͙̹̯̆͆ͫͮ̾̂ͧͯ̆̈̌ͥ̀͘͢͜͠ BODY
- My professor looks like a Pixar character
