- Yall are gonna give me a heart attack
- In all honesty
- All time favorite tv shows
- Its the only thing thats keeping me going...
- Society in 2020😔
- I guess I dont deal with stress very well, obviously.
- No
- Dear Adobe
- uh oh rip peter 👑😛😂😖😱🔥
- I hate people like this [X-Post from /r/DadJokes]
- I know theyre already cheap, but technically can be free
- So dank wow
- Suspicious waiting for the next move of 2020
- Lol ok boomer
- Ive been working clothing retail forever, and I still have no idea how to respond to this. Do you want me to agree with you, or lie?
- Im 30 going on 60
- Went to get a McRib. The cashier was high.
- Everyone morning I’m just angry that I even woke up for another day.
- Btw its called “Leptocephalus”
- In my defense, I start coughing when I smell the smoke coming out of it.
- I feel a little bad.
- SMH (suck my hdick)
- Just gonna leave this here
- Yeah I’m just not that enlightened
- I think it would save some lives, and I dont really care who would be mad.
- If I had any
- I just wanted to Google movie showtimes for tomorrow...
- Endless food, clothes, and sex....why tf dont i love her ?
- The best part about election season being over
- NO NO NO YES!
- Every Single Year
Take a break and smile. Cheers! #Smile #Foodie #thursday . . . . . . . . . #takeout #delivery #foodie #food #dinein #restaurant #lunch #dinner #foodporn #instafood #delicious #catering #foodies #eatlocal #seafood #wine #homedelivery #goodfood #freshfoodfast #orderandcollect #treaty - @lindystavern on Instagram
- I am going to lose my mind someday
- Advisory
- A lot of sex talk. A lot.
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- I had to set my phone down for a minute after seeing this
- Can’t see more than 2 miles because of the smoke...
- Animals
- Server quotes
- Coronavirus 2: Electric Boogaloo
- I work as a Janitor & after weeks of complaining, I finally got my revenge...
- He said no offense....
- Surely I cant be the only one
- As an elected official, I need to make this confession anonymously. Please no Doxing.
- Getting that love
- I turn 38 tomorrow. My business has won some awards in its first two years. I got majority placement of my teenage son and he’s doing great in school and life.
- It still hurts though.
- Two Dads
- Even when I know I’ve done nothing wrong
- What my life has come to
- Had a great workout, went to our favorite pizza place with my fiancée and just woke up from a nap.
- I get fooled everytime...
- I wish more people on Reddit could appreciate a harmless joke...
- My Older Cousin Everyone
- Well this just happened
- My mom does this in nearly every store.
- How Ive been feeling about nike lately..
- After over a year on Reddit, these are my thoughts
- Some things are not meant to be shared
- Cold hard truth
- My thoughts about TU6.
- A moment of silence for all the office plants left behind
- That one Friends episode was absolutely right
- Server Life
- I really thought 2020 would be the year.
- My faith in the people of reddit is gone
- Do your undergraduate internships as soon as you can!
- Ive really started to hate my job so I decided to play a little game at work
Like if you agree! #hunter #truthbomb #huntshooteatrepeat #hunting #wildgame #gamebirds #waterfowl #upland #wingshooting #birdhunter #ronburgundy #stayclassy - @gundog_tv on Instagram
- Not everyone with PTSD is a veteran...............
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- Good shows will do the heavy lifting
- @djmixxtenn on Instagram
- Not sorry.
- Funny sick memes
- Most are low-effort crap anyway
- Its the little things during the weight loss process
- Taht would be so cool and badazz😎
- As someone in their late 20s who has started gaining a decent amount of weight...
Right? - @sobergirlsrule on Instagram
- I was afraid to ask
- I dunno why...I guess since I was the only non-white in the room they needed my approval?
- Healthcare memes
- I wanted to collapse but do it safely
- Yea guys why you say no thanks
- This is a national issue that the goverment is trying to sweep under a rug
- Seed
- Isolation works guys.
- Yeah, we already know hes an asshole. Thats kind of the point of the post.
- Its not fun when you take your son shopping with you . Especially when he thinks no one understands our language
- I cant be the only IT person who does this...
- Hodgkins Lymphoma
- Sweet sweet karma
- oh?
- A mechanic tried to take advantage of my parents; Im not impressed.
- thanks, satan.
- Redskin potatoes
- Weird words of encouragement overheard at the gym
- Husband and I are quiet people.
- Another seal
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- Poor guy
Picking up @kristenweaver today!! - @ttiefenbach on Instagram
- Still remembering some favorites that were in there...
- Went through 8 or 9 different socks in the laundry pile, then it hit me
- So true
- Where did all the hate go?
- A few heavenly moments every 6-8weeks
- Feck u Kyle I hate u so feckn much!!!! 😡🤬🤬😡🥵😤
- The idea of sending anti-vaxxers to China to test their resolve
- Anyone do this with their prep sheet? It’s satisfying. I do it all the time.
- Found this on imgur
Tag somebody who has a pair of these Pants👖 & shoes 👞 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔🔎⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ #lol #shotsfired #sorry #butthurt #chevrolet #dontatme #watchthis #norcalfords #walkingshoes #playtomuch #nochill #wow #funnyshit #lsx #dontcry #fordgang #thisguy #tagsomeone #getyourpopcornready #justajoke #wranglerjeans #musclecars #chevygang repost from @fullylacedfavs 🔥 - @norcalfords on Instagram
- /r/adviceanimals is a freakin treasure trove.
- Mr. Kitty hates it, but my ice-toes are too happy to care.
- At least he cares...
- Places to go!
- Seize the means of production!
- Im sorry, reddit, but Im just a lazy person
- Im past deadline on a project because I spend too much time with you schmucks.
- @nerdswithvaginas on Instagram
- This just happened to someone I know, and it sickens me.
- Im in the UK. I dont want to go back to normality...
- My sister can be impulsive at times. I never thought I would find out about it this way.
😂 - 📷: @allstarroofingconstruction - - - #Construction #ConstructionMemes #Work #HeavyEquipment #Meme #Jobsite #Engineering #Design #Bid #Funny #Contractor #Tools #Success #DIY #Decor #BlueCollar #Safety #OSHA #Humor #Truck #Build #Equipment #Trucks - @constructionmemes on Instagram
- Valentines Day Confession
- Runner, Runner
- Its the best sex.
- Friends mom was somewhat baffled last Sunday
- I shower every morning.
- I like my peace and quiet
- chungus
- Socks are supposed to keep your feet warm in winter, right?
- Hockey sayings
- Alabama Senate Candidate Roy Moore says that he always asked for their mothers permission before dating high school girls. He was in his 30s.
- Blue Water Fishing
- srsly guys hrlp
- I didnt think cashier work would involve moral dilemmas...
- Ive been single for seven years and have had to see multiple therapists due to child-hood sexual abuse. Today I just wanted to be close to a woman who didnt think I was a freak for what happened to me as a kid. It was fate that they had a special on...
- At this point, bowl games are basically participation trophies...
- I wish I could go back.
- camouflage shorts
- Where can I purchase these....fuck socks?
- I could not be more supportive of her choices
- Smooth as fuck.
- This is why I prefer to eat alone...
- Nobody caught on, they all loved it and I got a bunch of compliments afterwards.
- Sometimes asserting dominance in subtle ways is a really good release valve.
- Best memes of the decade!
- Do not list in to bill eyelash! 🙏😳
- She really shouldnt tweet every thought in her head
- Working in a call centre, this happens alot.
- Im such a pussy
- I kept saying to my wife I know her from somewhere . . .
- Im not perfect but you should be in the right lane...
- Hey boss, you remember me telling you about my son Calvins snowmen? Well he took it too far and now Im gonna be late...again
- Need to warm him up.
- Jodi Sweetin has got me
- We can have a special day too, right?
- Athlete.
- I ask myself what new car they will buy me.
- Sometimes I just pretend like nobody is home
- 18 Good Reasons Why Priced Items Boost Garage Sale Profit
- This is me
- Not as good of a mascot though
- They say you can’t feel a picture
- heck yeah i love this fricken place
- Honestly everyone wins.
- Habit... I guess?
- Fantasy football- game on
- Am I petty and immature? Yes. Yes, I am.
- I wonder how many of us do the same
- I guess I have to buy another one now
- funny
- My Dad today, it was a good laugh. (He never reads the cards before he buys them, maybe now he will.)
- People losing weight seem so happy and driven
- Pharmacy Technician
- Standing here judging you:
- *Crickets chirping*
- In response to all the this is what is feels like to be ugly posts...
- God I am so awkward.
- i did the funny
- Cant sell, wont sell
- Like come on! These things look amazing
- After seeing all the posts both for and against the political parties...
- And on a weekday no less.
- I am probably a terrible person but she complains about everything and this would just take it to a whole other level
- confession bear
- Midget man
- Shitty drivers of the world, please figure this out.
- The worst item to move in the 90s has been phased out.
- SOMEBODY HELP ME THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE
- It feels so good
- should i feel accomplished or concerned?
- Uhh.. You are going to live where?
#lol #lmfao #lmao #joke #jokes #joking #workmemes #work #job #tgif #instadaily #entrepreneur #entrepreneurlife #startup #workharder #workhard #workhardplayhard #jobsearch #newjobnewlife #unemployed #haha #trending #talentese - @yourdayatwork on Instagram
- Ive just never really cared for it, even as a kid.
- 🐊Are premarital Crocs allowed🐊
- She still has no clue
- duolingo had me feeling all confident
- I hate the bubbles
Tag a buddy youd NEVER lend your sled to 🤣 👉 @sledmemes #sledfails #sledmemes #snowmobiling #snowmobiles #sledders #snowtraxtv - @snowtraxtv on Instagram
- TLC & Sexual Healing
- jesus christ what a stupid fucking fish
- I just did it again
- Something Something Plundering a Dungeon
- I noticed a commonality among my divorced friends and just wanted to give a heads up
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- nooo not the ducks
- Play Bitch Games, Win Bitch Prizes
- My Silent Protest as a Boyfriend
- Causes so much anxiety every day
- Im 22 now. I dont have any serial killer tendencies so Im not screwed in the head.
- I hate my used car handed down from my ex but I am also unmotivated to sell it.
- I guess you can admire my former coworkers honesty.
- I knew this, but now I REALLY know
- In my youth, I was a big believer in scorched earth.
- We were looking right at each other...
- Brand new bar of soap. New deodorant. Fresh haircut. Bed sheets were washed and I made a fresh bed. Laundry folded versus a pile on my dryer. This is how I need to start every morning.
HAHHAAHA or hit the Gym...Or do both 😜🤩 this killed me @fl_bass_slayer #fishing #catchemallfishing - @catch_em_all_fishing on Instagram
- Atlanta Truck Deals
- Ridin the Toilet
- Every time I try and make a change
- 🔥
- She always says everything is good at home during conversation
- Cant be unheard.
- Fully grown young adult and I can’t seem to ever shake this off my mind. Nothing lasts forever.
- Eskimo pickup lines
- oh g*sh d*ng fucking help fillmore
- She has been letting herself go over the last year...
Who else has used this excuse before 😂 #largemouthbass #fishingmemes #fishing - @largemouth_bass_usa on Instagram
- I told him itll be good for his step count contest with the other managers
- First time and hopefully the last.
- Considering that guy that got all the free beer...
All the time! @billmillerbarbq - @folklores_coffee_house on Instagram
- Since hurricane season is coming soon, I present you my scumbag uncle.
- Can’t refinance either, so she’s stuck with this setup for a little while.
#FunnyFriday #HappyFriday #HesterPainting - @hesterpaintingdecorating on Instagram
- Its fun and you know it.....
- Last time we made plans, she was so late that it threw off my schedule for the rest of the day.
- Bones
- My dads puns just never cease to amaze me
- Its become a habit now
- The trick to good pumpkin carving
- My best friend just told me this - her students are 3-4 year old children
- explain😡😡😡
- Fite me.
- 24 years later I just learned...
- Everyone plays video games to feel like a badass
Tell ‘em, Oprah! 🍺🍺 Week 2 continues today and we promise that all 14 games are ready to be shown! 📺🖥 Multiple TVs. Multiple floors for seating. Multiple drinks to drink and wings to scarf. Happy #NFL Sunday 😎 #phonenumberinbio📲 #rooftopvibes #forthepeople #bythepeople - @publicbarlive on Instagram
- 🧗♂️
- 50th birthday wishes
- My employees this week
- christmas meme
- Small victories are victories too
- CHRISTMAS
- Marlin Fishing
- In my defense, I wouldve had to walk an extra 5 feet with a cold wet foot.
- My neighbor works a lot and is always in pain because of a car accident. I take him home cooked food once a week and he has told everyone in our neighborhood Im such a nice person. Now I feel kinda bad.
- Its a great start to a relaxing weekend.
- Ill say it
- Wishful thinking
- I feel no remorse..he had it coming
- This is happening to me right this second.
- My robotics teacher back at it again
- @ridesix0three on Instagram
- When they order a Well done steak 10 minutes before close
- Sad but true.
- Gather round peeps, Ill tell you the truth; nothing beats the cookie season, thats the truth!”
- me_irl
- They do be sellin taints doe😳
- I guess it wasnt important after all
- me_irl
- Always a step ahead
- It’s just easier
- Witnesses this douch at the gym today
- ughh (made by u/Fishing_63 posted on r/PewdiepieSubmissions. Just thought it belonged here).
- @ultrasound.life on Instagram
- 2meirl4meirl
- As a fat person who uses the gym year-round
- No one is meaner to the DM than the DM
- FWD: YOUR UNCLE AT THANKSGIVING L.O.L.
- The worst part about being visually impaired
- I like to be clean
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- 😔
- Policing a mental health crisis
- i need to be FUNNIER 😫😤
- Click Click Click
- True tho
- I too need to reevaluate my life. (In response to the Chinese buffet guy)
- Another funny reason to not PMO
- Home is where you can poop most comfortably
- Im a bit of a mix sometimes
- Also applies when she is venting
- Plus side, I have an excuse to wear sports bras for the next week
- Nature is also my deep dark secret
- I felt really good about myself for 10 minutes
- Does this make anyone else super uncomfortable?
