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Just my conversation with my bestie


- Why would they put unleaded in the middle like that?




- Cheat lunch at olive garden today. I let myself eat whatever I wanted. However, I still entered into my fitness pal, because I want to be 100% honest with myself about my calorie intake

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hater pfp warped


- Lined paper pad


pfp of a silly person :3


- Largest Sports Gambling Site in the World, Bovada, now Accepts BCH. Billions of dollars in transactions a year


𝒾𝒸ℯ 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸ℯ 𝒾𝒸ℴ𝓃 ♡︎


- Broken? Since this message I’ve eaten 4 Mars Bars and drank 3 beers and the ring hasn’t closed!! What else should I eat?

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know me too long and I become the worst person youll ever meet


- The order in which these fuel types are displayed.

ISNT HE SO CUTE #meme #funny #cute #slay #ateandleft nocrumbs

If you use this pfp send me a screenshot of it :)


- This new inconvenient format to add an event in the updated iOS 14 calendar - try it and see what I mean




- no-sms.com is so f*cked, I dont even know where to begin.

i hate myself

welp


- Seriously...




- To this day I still dont know whats taking up all the storage...

Why I changed my pfp.

SO FUCKING ANNOYING


- My trucks odometer read 12 13 14


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- Double EXP active!

Ist okay Not to be ok



- I have to wait over 5 and a half hours to download the remaining 40MB of a 5.02GB file.

Mine🙆🏻♀️



- Now the scalpers are even posting these on Amazon. Are you actually kidding me, Amazon?




- We just bought this laptop yesterday because yesterday was the last day of the 200 off sale


Why I changed my pfp.


- Saw this on maps and had a good laugh


- Switch / UI


- My friend almost got this nice reddit moment.


- Rep harder than Gucci.


- This Amazon product fakes the #1 Best Seller ribbon


- This sticker with 3 different fonts


- A choice must be made:


- One of my mom’s law school books from the 90s still had an old gum wrapper in it that she had used as a bookmark


- Isn’t it weird how Roblox mobile looks so modern and then this is still the BC section on the app?


- People who answer questions not directed at them.


- When scammers use your friends name to try to scam you


- How to fix crack in Nikon FE?


- Why are my Sata SSD speeds this fast?


- Expires 4/20 in 04 ‘20. Plus added bonus. OC


- I just shot level par for the first time in my life and needed to share it with people who’d care 😰


- When in 7 days you play 3 days of Fortnite...


- This 100 has a 0 and an O


- Black text on black background. Classic.


- The same timer was on yesterday which almost led to me into rushing to buy it. I checked back today to see how much the price had gone up.


- Words cannot describe how annoying it is without AdBlock on my phone


- 111:11:11:11 Until Cyberpunk 2077 is released!


- This is how you do a touchscreen center console [Porsche 918]


- The eBay app’s year filter isn’t even sorted. I wanted to enter a range.


- Look what I found at my local. Jackpot!


- My local Chinese restaurant has a menu item ‘not’


- Homestorycup winrates


- I hope 2 free plane tickets for everyone is not a scam. OMG, its a scam!


- Didnt know i used my phones calculator back then


- GOAT scoreline


- Me_irl


- What does everyone hate? Lets call our product that!!


- BODY GOALS


- Reselling communities are now promoting 30 series scalping on Instagram.... nice


- This trash can comes with a trial 10-pack of bags.


- Just an uplifting post to remind you how much good we do as vegans.


- Yeah lets put the +1 in the same button with the down arrow


- The Airbnb owner couldn’t meet us so left the key under the mat...


- I think it might have a bad CAT if this is an issue.


- The Weather


- Anyone here speak server?


- We all knew this day would come


- SAFrejects.com redirects you to SMRTs website


- So my dads a Harley guy and I accidentally had some decals for my bike sent to his house....


- Top News


- I could never get to Top500 in Overwatch, but I just got it tonight in FPP NA Squads!


- Abroad in a city with pollution. First time seeing a weather forecast like this.


- For WatchOS5 beta- Found out via this flashing walkie icon upon wake/boot that the walkie app sets you as available automatically. Also beta 9 was released today.


- Why is it so much cheaper to buy physical media than to buy a download code?


- So chrome is ransomware , nice work bit defender


- The photo was taken in 2016, not 2002.


- Vodafone randomly blocks refreshing of the widget, which is the only way to know how much data you have left.


- Id hoped to save it, but from 13 errors to 4,294,967,292 pending sectors in 2 hours... I think its dead 😂


- ‘Easy open’


- Power line cuts $0.60 off (real price, right side)


- What a discount!


- The sanitizer spray at work turns the receipt paper black


- Script writers are getting lazy...


- What’s do you all think of the black matte finish on appliances?


- *Sweating intensifies*


- Just sold both of my RX 480s. $280 profit (minus shipping)


- If you take $126.4m/minute and multiply it by 60, you get approx. $7.6b/hour. Multiply that by 2 and you get approx. $15.1b in the 2 hours of idle time free players get. Despite this, I only got $3.8 billion from idle time. (I last played at midnight on the night before)


- I accidentally left my bike ride tracker on through part of a delta flight


- When you get a digital game for the Xbox you get a code to go to a website just to get another code to get the game


- Seller uses “out of stock” fake capacity, to trick you into thinking that the product is cheaper.


- Kmart misspelt Kmart on their own photo print


- Why


- 83+5 = ... Ariel 88


- I.. I just wana go to the orthodontist ._.


- Not obese anymore 🤘🏻 Im so happy


- The text and the arrow are contradictory


- Barcode for a grill product, it’s the small things..


- What the hell


- Got into a customer’s car and saw this


- By 4 years, I explored 20,000 games.


- Taking a screen shot of Apples iOS timer gives two different times 2:43:88 and 2:43:86


- Fragile.


- Why do people still believe these are real!?


- calender UI


- A number 6 with extra tilt


- NASCAR’s Instagram story has the boot in the track map???


- Tell me to recycle and think about my waste, how about you quit sending me stupid shit in the mail. Not one of these is actual mail. It’s all ads


- Private Eye front page


- Necrons are getting a new start collecting? The Orks are temporally out of stock where as Necrons are no longer available.


- Excessive heat warning + AC stopped working 45 minutes ago


- Build a Mobile Website in 2018

- App puts Ad over skip button causing it to redirect to the app store instead of skip.

- Go home newspaper, youre drunk.

- McDonald’s employees have run out of fucks to give

- My new French books have a different colour and size

- I miss my grandma

- fml

- Apparently someone in my building ordered a chemical bomb and left empty box in the dumpster.

- Iphone hacks

- More bricks outside of operable windows

- [Question] why is my weather icon sometimes like this

- Yeah, totally natural...

- My math textbook comes with 3D glasses

- I’m not sure who is the asshole; these adjacent jars of coffee.

- Did someone say bad American flags? The flag on the back of my college notebook seems to be the abominable chimera of the Liberian and Breton flag.

- As if geometry wasn’t annoying enough, this is what the answer key to my study guide looks like.

- My buddy told me that if you put delivery notes on the pizza they will do it.....

- Just found out I got an A in calc 2 by the skin of my teeth, never felt better. Taylor series can kiss my ass

- This recipe includes a picture of the dish. Just the dish.

- 411 Locals Affiliate

- We did it, Reddit

- This is bad

- My biggest savings in a long.. ever.

- Original miles on a 1994 Silverado

- Once youve signed in, Epic Games will change the price of their games.

- Randomly read my towns Ballot..

- Never seen our visibility measured in fractions of yardage before

- Wheres my size?!

- Wtf

- Now this is a realtor who knows how to sell a house!

- The answer is correct, with all the answers wrong, even when all the answers are correct. What does it meaaaan?

- Easystore 10TB shuck the same as all other Easystores. Appear to be helium filled.

3010 ago or 8 years, 2 months, 27 days ago or 98 months, 27 days ago I started an album that today I finished - JUMP THE GUN - @jibkidder on Instagram

- The miles on my car says Boobs

- We are gaining ground! Don’t give up!

- Velocidad del wifi del metro, linea 7

- I’m doing my part

- I was on a long bus ride. Didn’t actually get it, just thought it was funny

- These pieces of papers in my science class intertwined

- The fact that Nintendos reward points fucking expire

- Price increases from 3282 to 3321 after discount. I am pretty sure this is not how discounts work

- Text says :More information on the back

- Satisfaction is exquisite

- Anyone use this for sourdough? Mom gifted it to me thinking it would be useful. I use Dutch ovens normally. Wondering if it’ll work, how many kg dough to use, and size (oval?) proofing basket. Thanks!

- Hey friends, theres this great postal service called Australia Post that you all should totally use!

- If anyone was wondering what happened to the rest of the Project Scorpio Editions Xbox One X. This is upsetting.

- When you need a pool vacuum but they have suddenly become a decorative collectible, with a price to match.

- 2 free tickets to see military wives at Vue cinema. Locations. Birmingham/Bristol/Edinburgh/Gateshead/Manchester/Plymouth/Portsmouth/Sheffield/shepherds bush/Stratford/Swansea/Thanet. Link to site in comments.

- I was excited to play GR Wildlands until I opened the redbox case only to see a blank CD that someone had printed, crudely cut out and glued a fake copy of the actual disc onto.

- It is around midnight in Death Valley

- Win or loose

- These shitty stickers on every piece of prefinished wood.

- Boosts so-called unlimited plan only give you 35 gigs of LTE before switching you to 2G, which is slow af.

- UI

- schools wifi is beter than it looks...

- I just got a full tank of gas for under $3.00 because someone screwed up the decimal place.

- Last changes for DGW. Any suggestions?

- Thought yall might appreciate what I found on Amazon. Gonna get all the 10s!!

- me📅irl

- Amazon Prime, hooking it up hardcore this time.

- Apple may get back to $1TRN soon?

- Hey, I know you’re trying to read an article. Wanna see your entire page filled with ads instead?

- This appearing/ disappearing space

- I just want to make some fucking stew

- Oopsies cancel out !

- This portable charger you have to build and solder it yourself

- Finally, I have the ability to sleep 6 hours in 5 hours. I used to dream about this alot during high school.

- Three centuries in one week!

- Good ol days of flash games (steal the diamond) you will be missed. F

- I found out that I’m second in my high school class today!

- Mumbai has smoke as a type of weather.

- This sticker on the bottom of my mouse has almost completely worn away from use

- Free bag of Thorntons chocolate. Be quick if you want it as its a timed code

- My Grandma just posted this very insightful post today. ❤️

- Astuces voyage / Travel tips

- Horrible number keyboard in online banking app

- Just trying to look at some laptops

- Looking for a new Fitbit watch face and found this!!

- Is it me or is the 4 off center in messages bubble in the WatchOS6 update?

- People in the UK have been getting these today (LP9)

- Cover of WSJ today

- Jordgubbarna var frusna så jag fick lägga de på tidning

- Does this look like a good co2 setup or am I missing something?

- Politeness: my hedge against the coming robot uprising.

- Im no mathematician, but...

- T-Series has zero subs

- Hope you can find it

- Who writes check anymore? It’s 2018 but my HOA still charges some BS fees for credit cards and direct bank links.

- It’s that time of the season again

- The aircon on my Citroen

- I opened this really old ream of typewriter paper and got to see the paper in its (almost) original form.

- My real unedited call history.

- Baby bottle storage

- Unmatched asterisk bugs me a bit

- Credit score went up by 90!

- Lumbar, the word this outdoor company uses to avoid saying either bum bag or fanny pack.

- Zotac 3080 trinity + 3950x

- OMG this is crazy

- Don’t keep our streets clean (apologies for the useless blue circle but can’t remove it anymore)

- Well I just dont think thats right...

- Fixed matches

- This is the best that Verizon can provide me at my house. Over $200/month for this speed

- Not even a little prize?

- This Constantly Appearing Bar up Top in iOS 11 - Annoying

- An oppressive night. Cant wait

- Verizon Fios Charges You Not To List Your Phone Number

- This marketing email

- This news website puts an ad every 1-2 sentences

- What the hell

- This always happens. Every. Single. Time.

- The amount of robo calls I get

- This is the only way to put in your birthdate. I have to scroll 21 * 12 = a heckin lot number of times

- Say what you will about these two and their rivalry, they are certainly consistent.

- Can we take a moment to appreciate how much Roblox has grown in the past few years?

- Stindl with a shadow

- Hey, Argos, how did you know I preferred my TV sizes sorted by the number of models you have of each?

- I keep being advertised ads for a provider Im already with

- These easy peel labels...

- I acknowledge the type-o, but what?

- When schools in the South shut down because it may snow less than an inch and people dont know how to drive in such horrible conditions.

- A mail showing how I saved 0$ this month

- But... the... why would I... I dont... What?!?

- In order to enter my birthday, I had to hit the back arrow all the way to 1981.

- Low effort shitpost found on marketplace

- The order of operations is too advanced for the standard Windows calculator. Why is it even a thing?

- My doctor’s office hasn’t updated their magazines in over 5 years!

- I ordered a package from amazon and this is what I got, Amazon I’m smh

- My AT&T LTE speeds after using 2.5GB of my unlimited data.

- On my ICT book.

- A lil while ago I planned on a 2DS XL as my original 3DS (from launch) was getting old and weary after its 9 years of life, I waited a lil too long and saw many go out of stock and rise in price but luckily I was able to get one from Nintendo for $154 CAD

- I stole the hole stack of these from Walmart.

- This was the mirror label we got when we went to get our Tesla serviced.

- Blursed stand

- How many inches of ram do you have?

- The website where I want to buy my TV doesnt list the screensizes in order...

- Thousands of dollars in the designing department

- This guys phone bill

- Flash Sail.

- Amazon UK has a sale on Test kits

- I think the universe is trying to tell me something when they arrive together in the post...

- Trying to sell your garbage on offer up.

- How to make money

- Ok, I guess

- blursed_battery

- Maybe of interest to anyone taking the kids to diggerland. heres a discount code Ive just got from Vodafone. %25 off upto 4 people

- Its rounds like these that make Ryse really worth it.

- When the Best Western hotel says “free high speed wireless internet”

- 75% required to pass this practice exam...

- I hope I made you proud

- put that nice retro-looking Countdown up, boss!

- Scalpers after pre ordering the PS5

- What a beautiful artwork.

- 2013 hyundai sonata 83k. No output for MAF, bad gas mileage.

- High of 21°, low of 13°, currently 10°

- Mislabeled tape colour

- We were boat owners for about 30 minutes when this happened

- Thought no one would see that “each”, didn’t you, Time Warner?

- They added nothing for 0.99$, just so they would appear at the top of lowest price and shipping

- 20% cablemod - please save for someone $100+

- @dhoni_fans0 on Instagram

- Why would you do this?

- These compasses...

- [COD] Black Ops Cold War leaked logo

- Not the most impressive numbers, but I’m happy with them considering I had a trailer with two kids behind me.

- See low price after youve added it to your cart.

- My heart rate through the second half of today’s match!

- Select colour

- All Vodafone stations come with an open WiFi that behaves like a paid public WiFi

- Spend 20+ min in a game and get second place to this. No red flags here I guess.

- This is what AT&T does when you go over your unlimited data plan

- Today is 7th June. I slept hour tomorrow already.

- Lets put the new logo right over the new watches so you cant see it.

- Come on DBrand, just charge me extra.

- SOs first TSH (last week) - Roomba - $9.98

- Found Watch the Throne at my local record store for $130. So happy 🌊

- My 70 dollar a month Verizon home internet. [3024x4032]

- Says max number of upvotes but shoves a thumbs down and is in red lol

- Trying to learn Japanese

- Precision matters...to blind drivers

- Climate Change seems like a really scary name for a paint chip of a wispy, moss-tinted white that would look great in my bathroom.

- A couple days ago I said Tesla wouldnt stay below $200 for long. You all mocked me.

- And Id still have to wait at least 2 weeks for delivery

- Kimsnot EXTREME pro

- Holy sh*t, this need water cooler is sick!

- Nicely done

- Amazon wont let me buy more RGB

- For those of you that ask why anyone would buy a Grom, this is just one of the reasons.

- Making spam mail look like a tax document during tax season so that I’ll open it.

- .99 a month for a year sign me up

- Pretending someone in your family circled a bunch of items in a flyer

- Looks like the jackpot is 5 dollars

- I Dont Understand How Companies Still Get Away With This Shit

- Thanks USPS!

- I ran 3 miles on a track that’s 12 laps per mile in my local gym. This is what my Fitbit told me I did.

- There is no reasonable explanation why you must buy a $500 set of LED headlights and fogs just to add a lockable safe to the center console in a new Tacoma, other than because they want to squeeze as much money as possible from you.

- This Whataburger has the amount of calories for the different sodas and sizes

- My citi card is missing some of the print

- Smh, why can’t he just admit that he wants me to see them!

- UNLIMITED POWER!!!

- This is what it looks like when you’ve had the same license plates for 20 years.

- Jamie Vardy is now set as Injury-Free after over 200K Managers transferred him out in the last week!
