- I look around and all I see are horny bars memes
- You can’t stop me!!
- Object-X may you give apologies to his mother. •π•
- I have been working with this girl for about 3 weeks now.....
- I C U P
- And here I thought only Singaporeans suffer from Carouhell...
- Mad signer
- Porny memes = good memes
- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and iNfEcTeD the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
- Rookie DMs joyfully writing their own homebrew campaigns
- Yeah that really is true
- ah yes
- hi how can i help you
- BiDeN NeEdS to MoTiVaTe vOtErS MoAR!!!!1!1
- Tru
- Jah
- My father-in-law’s fiancée. I knew when the stuff started showing up in his bathroom that this day would come.
- Dad’s always there for you with clutch advice
- Actually true tho I broke up with her today
- How dare u?
- [Shitpost] Every MS2 currently
- Basically almost every character in SnK
- Anyone?
- Who wants to start a riot?
- Are you ready for some Rickroll?
- My stupid brain..
- *taps mic* “Is this thing on?”
- Am i doing the relationship thing right?
- Not sorry.
- Memes allow me to showcase my passive aggressive nature.
- OK boomer
- Where did she go wrong?
- Every time
- me_irl
- It time
- Me_irl
- I would have told them, but they kept bragging how good an employee I am
- The government right now
- Omega nerd
- Ah yes this is why
- You cant deny the facts, young bucks
- The lore is rich in this world.
- Jabba shops at IKEA
- Its just a question man.
4 different visas over almost 5 years, my permanent residence has finally been approved. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 @anjeliks - @zachroberts_tattoos on Instagram
- At least he understood
- *downloads memes from reddit and sends them to her*
- Is there nothing else happening like
- Stay away from Child porn though.
- And theres shut, in shut the fuck up
- then is the whole solar system a planet with multiple moons?
- Plans to consume an entire day in hopes it provides 20-30 years of nutrition?
- me_irl
- Thats a really sweet thought, Ill do that.
- Small talk
- Happy Bastille Day!
- Call an ambulance so cute 3
- No If, And, or Butts about it
- Best tactics!
- We all know it
- Cat being walked in on
- Prôvė mē wrøng
- Mans put 4 month in this he should get a better exposure!
- Love
- Why is this person so stupid?
- Please accept this fact, thank you.
- this is how to deal with ppl who ask for subs
- I Couldn’t of been the only one right?
- No other young adults could possibly listen to older music 💁♀️
- NOAH
- My 12 year old nephew to his mom
- I posted on gaybros saying that I’m looking for someone to chat with in Spanish to help me practice. Thankfully I got a response!
- Wow.
- Words of wisdom
- relatable
- And thats the truth
- funny
- This is what Jerome Powell has done to me
- The Magic words Ru loves to hear 😍😳
- 100% scientifically accurate
- Notifications on the official iOS twitter app cover the text input.
- He then went on to say not to judge him for a message he sent a while ago 😅
- One of the greatest losses known to man
- The bravest man on Reddit posted this today in /r/adviceanimals
- This seemed like the right place to post this.
- Thoughts?
- Do it you pussy
- Because its every girls dream to smell like a strange man
- This random POS who decided to PM this
- Im sorry
- My 78 year old mother couldn’t figure out why her app wasn’t tracking her bike rides correctly...
- Short and terrible
- Whoops I guess I gotta go and get some more
- My life
- I Know My place
- After i told him i wont let him OC the RX 570 before he buys it this is his reply, the compute work test sounds kinda sus idk anyone know what that is?
- [Humor] You all asked, here it is
- Fat-shaming Scruff douchery
- Dad knows how to social distance
- The truth is out.
- Bobby Hill
- Those were the days
My friends and I texting about last nights debate! So sickening! - @johnleguizamo on Instagram
- Part 4 because you love this for some reason
- How do you do it Hayasaka-san?
I originally made this meme for my music/service industry/live poker friends (and myself) to bring some levity to our current situation; however, as much as I like dark humor, this may be our reality for a while. I wont dismiss your valid concerns and give you the bootstraps speech, but there can be positives that come from this if you allow yourself to think in such a manner. Use this time to exercise. Its great for your body, your immune system, and your mindset. Pursue other creative endeavors using the power of the internet. Learn a new skill or trade. Read those classics that you havent had time for. Reconnect with family and friends that youve lost touch with while running the rat race. Volunteer. If you keep a positive and abundant mindset in times of adversity, youll be stronger for it and when things go back to normal youll be living in ez mode · · · · #nashville #covid_19 #adversity #perseverance #nashvillemusic #nashvillestrong #livepoker #poker #musiciansofinstagram #pokerplayer #bartenderlife #serverlife - @billpetersmusic on Instagram
- This is an interesting business strategy...
- I forgot my password but Instagram is, once again, f-ed up
- Do what must be done, Lord Vader
- You really care after all, do you?
- patrick showing spongebob his box of secrets
- Bird Set Free
- pretty sure he thinks that tongue emoji counts as a wingman
- They dont appreciate it. Good.
- Its a problem...
- God will not save us. Remember that. Your vote matters more than whatever your outdated bible tells you to do. You have to actively engage in our political system to vote for the change you want to see.
- What it’s like having roommates who benefit from your homemade goodness
- *nervous sub delivering sub noises*
- Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
- I’m 31. This question makes me feel real young! Thanks!
- Girlfriend and boyfriend goals
- Tastes better at night
- Self burn
- its Fatneeks 27th birthday lets not make jokes about him
- What websites do you guys use?
- This counts? Right?
- me_irl
- Real talk
- December 32nd
- Do it
- My package delivered while I was at work. I think it’s time I move out.
- Can confirm, I was everybody’s ass
- My friends response to plans
- Whitmer’s the gov of Michigan
- Part 2 of looking down at my phone in absolute disgust
- Time is money
- The hairs too clapped man jeezus just end it already..
- They make me feel safe.
- Waiting for an answer
- Just study it out
- Me irl
- Nice expose!
- Snapchats algorithms are as good as ever
- When your mom has to bring religion into every conversation
- dont mind the swastika
- Why
- Happen to me during several morning shows
- This is where the fun begins
- I see through the lies of the gilders!
- Biblical warning
On the most recent episode of The Mockingcast we discussed essayist (and former conf speaker!) #TimKreider’s response to being meme’d, a la the examples above. Scroll left to read the full (amazing) quote that’s gotten such traction. As for his response, it reads as follows: ⠀ ⠀ “The things people love about you aren’t necessarily the things you want to be loved for. They decide they like you for reasons completely outside your control, of which you’re often not even conscious: it’s certainly not because of the big act you put on, all the charm and anecdotes you’ve calculated for effect. (And if your act does fool someone, it only makes you feel like a successful fraud, and harbor some secret contempt for them — the contempt of a con artist for his mark — plus now you’re condemned to keep up that act forever, lest she Realize.) ⠀ ⠀ You don’t even get to know what your children will remember you for; it probably won’t be what you thought were the important moments. I still remember my dad snoozing next to me in the theater at a long, slow science fiction movie I was keen to see when I was 12. It still touches me to imagine how little interest he must have had in that film. He probably would not have wanted to be immortalized in his sleep, but there he is, snoring gamely beside me …⠀ ⠀ At some point you have to accept that other people’s perceptions of you are as valid as (and probably a lot more objective than) your own. This may mean letting go of a false or outdated self-image, including some cherished illusions of unique unlovability. For years I felt guilty and fraudulent every time my girlfriend called me a good boyfriend until, eventually, I realized she’d actually made me one. And it wasn’t until I started teaching, and my students treated me as though I were an adult, that I noticed I’d accidentally become one.”⠀ ⠀ #imputation #knownandloved⠀ ⠀ [New episode coming tomorrow!] - @mockingbirdnyc on Instagram
- Yeah I might have AIDs, BUT
- I have never played Fortnite
- My job is quickly changing my social/ethical beliefs
- I work in FOH at a local restaurant & am also a bartender at a local bar... I’m broke as theeee fuck currently but this jus literally made me LOL
- Greta staring angrily at trump
- Our internet is so slow it cant even show the mbps upload!
- What do you think?
- Google isnt very reliable
- [GONE WRONG] [GONE SEXUAL] [ALMOST COMMITED MASS GENOCIDE]
- Finally got a match guys
- *sad exhale*
- anyone else out there a depressed former gifted kid (TM)?
- John Delaney press conference at the FAI headquarters
- Is it just me?
- babypie-ins
- Made with love, and a bit of salt
- I never thought Ill get real life advice from a game tbh.
- I should probably just go back to lurking.
- Christian memes
- People trying to use Words with Friends as a dating app.
- me irl
- 2016 minecraft gang rise up
- Moms digs history memes!
- Exactly. Yes.
- Meanwhile, at NHS Direct
- And that’s a fact
- When your game designers skipped the intro class...
- Even Karen has more hate than the t word
- RIP 1345–2019
- Dont deny it.
- I know you can read MY thoughts, boy.
- Insurance Meme
- Free 100% VPN, 7 days trial might help
- This frequent popup notification that interrupts your typing on the iPhone Notes app
- My favorite pickup line finally got me a date
- We need reinforcements to continue the pursuit.
- End it, end it right now
- Well in a way they are both salespeople.
- They do be ignoring the second part doe
- Fighting for gender equality!
- Its true though
- It’s okay to fail as long as you don’t give up. We learn through trial and error what works and what doesn’t. Eventually we all find a system that works for us. Just don’t give up!!
- Listen here you little sh-
- But seriously though. It’s wack
- That will Show them
- me_irl
- Found on r/memes
- Did I win?
- Firstly, I don’t understand the selfishness of people. Secondly, as far as we know this isn’t a man-made weapon(there is a small possibility though). Thirdly, this isn’t a hoax and I don’t understand why people think it is.
- Dude, what does this even mean
- Oh Lawd
- Tony Wonder has bread; G.O.B. has Butane. Both have hearts.
- This is going to be me when Im a dad.
- What was that?
- The law.
- 15 days to slow the spread
- Always has been
- Trying to find my charger on the side of my bed
- I repackage it so it looks pretty new at least...
- Low effort photoshop goes brr
- Month 6 of quarantine: I no longer care what people think of me
- Tried out a line I saw here yesterday, but she took too long.
- Everything is a sin.
- Needed to be said
- No doubt
- Who got the pickle Rick dildo DM pics👀
- Found the picture on a friends Facebook, asked him if I could meme it. Its perfect!
- Man arrested for controversial opinion
- [HUMOR] Don’t worry low town halls, you’ll get there 👍
- In a relationship. Sex drive problems.
- I have good excuses
- Do it you snake
- Elon Musk is a good man
- Me on a daily basis
- I literally can not see
- When you ask someone a question with specific choices and they reply with yes or no... thanks for clarifying...
- Post removed. Rule 2 no critisism
- It’s true.
- No point coming back
- First message they sent me. Of course.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Gives you an STD, leaves you on read
- White people crazy
- Found on a dating app profile. Thinking of inviting her for a ride on a boat.
- Please let Joergen #2 be alright
- Arriving home after my fourth week away from my family this year. Wife responded in the best way possible.
- It’s the little things that get me by
- The spinoff we need.
- Yes... cute
- Need work?
- *long slurp*
- 2meirl4meirl
- Blursed Support Bot
- Do you agree?
- Were onto you JJ
- My lovely fiancé, getting the most important supplies in, while I’m stuck at home
- Gimme that sweet coffee (Im trying to revive this format)
- Since then she has seen the light, and has been wearing her natural curls for a year. But, yes, my hair constantly looked horrible as a kid, how did you guess?
- Blursed dad
- Stop means stop!
- We agreed to meet somewhere at 11, the drive is 15 minutes at max
- l saw this meme earlier and it needed a plot twist
- Its the best sex.
- Mirl these days.
- Time to abandon ship
- Kanye expression memes are always safe investment.Invest invest invest
- It’s been another hour, still nothing
- But Jakes a pussy soooo
- Good, Thats one less thing
- Karen gets burned 😎
- Just thought youd like to know
- FeelsBadMan
- Awkward... very awkward
- Hello again, old friend
- Yeah dude👌
- Definitely not meme of the decade
- They arent even trying anymore...
- I just need to know if I have time for one more episode
- I’d debate you sober too
- 👌🏻
- From Power
- Talking about me making it through the rest of the locktober 🤣
- I have confidence in saying this, but it sounds horrible
- Why do I even go on reddit
- I feel personally attacked.
- Give them some credit
- Finally figured out how to open with someone who doesn’t have a bio.
- This has been been happening for 2 freakin days!!!
- Carl hiding from frylock
- They may need to update this
- It started as a joke but it really helped
- When someone throws away a plant that can be saved
- Throw me a crumb bro!
- Fellow Robloxian police
- When you only get 1 day off
Kysyttiin Googlelta, miten meidän uusi puhetyyli kääntyy englanniksi? Näin se vastas. 😁🔮 #sätilaatmätuon #googletranslate - @postigroup on Instagram
- IS THIS EVEN LEGAL?! from r/adviceanimals!!!!
- Theyre the best
- Have you thanked your DM today?
- I bet hes thinking about other women...
- Im excited for the ne Mandalorian
- Important question of the day 🤦🏻♀️ #TigerKing #CaroleBaskin #JoeExotic
- Throw that mf
- I’m not even sure what this is.
- Stupid whore twat!
- Reading all my friends’ posts complaining about the hassle involved in trying to see Hamilton
- My sister was taken into hospital yesterday. This was a text update I got from my step-dad. Nearly fucking gave me a heart attack.
- I was busy anyways
- They couldn’t handle my style 😎
