- me irl
Image about cute in $$$ by ☆ on We Heart It
- I read this in a Jigsaw voice tbh
apples number one fan
- I was wondering why 15 year old me deleted facebook... nice. pedophiles.
Censored: Love your new profile pic.
Things-Everyone-Experienced-In-Childhood
- i think he oofed..
The Boys || Oneshots❌
Please bro just watch @middleclassfancy - @doingthings on Instagram
its cold and rainy here at the moment and i am living for it - @choosing.positivity on Instagram
Fuck Yeah, Fallout: Photo
- My mother after working my ass off as a freshmen, and having an 89 in German A2, 88 in Geometry, 83 in Honors Earth Science, and a 92 in AP World (college level course). I have to deal with this every week...
- GTA funny
- My stupid butt decided to reply no on some dudes comment that said dm me girls this is the result. I hate humanity sometimes. And sorry for the format, screenshotted the dms made a picture in dms to blur out any details of who he is.
Motivating Peloton quotes when you dont feel like working out
dont be a stranger.
- Curly does as curly wants
50+ Cute Profile Pics for Facebook 2023 [Beautiful Collection]
- When Edward thinks he knows Futurama, but he dont.
- Handy skills
- We all been there
- Interesting Title
- Gotta love alcohol
- This is what happens when us DMs don’t put in Dragons, bards find a substitute. Take notes everyone
- l u v.
- Why we buy reps - zebra AU launch
- I think I’m doing this tinder thing right
- WhatsApp group
- My mom trying to use 9/11 as a reason to break NC.
- Tinder profile
- Kill me already
- Tinder profile
- sub and dom
- Guy friends
- pretending to be happy
- me irl
- She was smitten
- Converted my friend this last week and hes already spreading the good word
- Try saying Tristian once
- You not liking yourself is about ME
- me_irl
- licks it
- I was wrong this is the real last part, I looked in the chat and there was soooo many more texts I had to include them, I screenshoted them, these really are the last of them, he called me an ass again and I told him to prove it at the end basically because ik I’m right
- Text from my trashy Uber driver
- My dad had the opposite problem with autocorrect as most people.
- She’s so hot I super liked her and we matched 🤭 Her bio said “I love potatoes”
- To be cool.
- Situation quotes
- Autumn
- This is my (pretty unpopular) gaming confession
- Randomly texted a number and the person on the other end decided to play along...
- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.
- Funnies
- YOU GUYS. I started getting anxiety attacks at work recently, and my husband suggested that I bring one of my plants to work. This is love y’all 😭❤️
- My friend is trying to watch the whole series for the first time before the final season drops. She’s halfway through season one.
- Are u like suck mee
- me_irl
- We hooked up awhile ago, matched on Tinder and this is her opener
- me_irl
- I thought i had heard them all when i asked an old man how he was doing..
- A final part to this, there’s a bit left in the convo but it’s just repeating “hey I told you not to sexually harass me” and “it WAsnT I tolD yoU my ReasOnIng”
- Jesus we all need sleep
- 「 aesthetic 」
- Plants have just been appearing at my boyfriends place...
- When realty companies don’t read your texts.
- My crush said yes
- For context, my bio is “I work at Home Depot so you know I can build a good relationship.”
- Is censoring roblox stuff necessary or nah
- My friend is going to see his girlfriend tommorow, she lives in a different country, for Christmas. His Dad is going to say goodbye and she gets upset. This is a constant problem, everyone is out to spite her personally...
- When in doubt, try and make the girl feel inferior. Solid tactic to sweep a girl off her feet!
heyy i wont be posting much because of EOYs ( End Of Year ) Exams. i havent been posting much since the start of September as ive been studying. i will be active from October onwards and maybe ill change my style 🤭😜 cos ive felt like editing is a chore for me and i dont find the fun in editing anymore so ill find a style to try pls recommend some in the comments 😼. - @steamygguk on Instagram
- Cute relationship goals
- When you studied the blade only to lose to a southpaw, and your opportunity for revenge comes on a subreddit for a mobile game
- Well apparently the owner isn’t pro-life, but is pro-rice.
- Introduced my friend to reddit. This is what she did.
- random wierdo with a fetish for tall women sliding into my dms
- She doesnt get it
- My dad came up to visit me today. He followed in his car while I rode my bike. Got this text later in the day.
- her bio said mrs. steal your dog
- I always feel weird when people like this call themselves “severely dominant”
- When giving your girlfriend your phone to text her dad goes wrong
- The importance between then and than.
- Cute relationship goals
- Not OC - Accurate representation of every CB conversation
- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”
- A wonderful love story... Not really sure where else to even post this
- If you ...
- Her name was Edmary and she wasn’t having it
- My number neighbor texted me. As soon as I replied, his FRIEND started texting me...
- What kind of meat, exactly?
- heart attack power (spoiler from persona 5 and death note)
- As coisas não chegaram onde estamos agora por acaso...
- Sooooo is this where the conversation resets?
- Perfect definition of nice guys.
- 🤦♀️
- Period mood swings
- Am I doing this right?
- This delivery driver
- By popular request...and still not getting the message
- Recruiters really getting desperate.
- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.
Wanted to share this text a fan sent me to let fans of whatever fandom that YOUR happiness is what makes your favorite artist happy. YOUR happiness comes first. Remember that. 팬 여러분의 행복이 여러분이 좋아하는 아티스트의 행복이 됩니다. 당신의 행복이 우선인 걸 잊지 마세요. 🙏🏻 When you need someone to hear you out, text me at (213) 444-5416 - @blobyblo on Instagram
- I had an Epiphany
- He started out really nice but then tried to be my sugar daddy and make me give my banking info to him. Note: this is a total stranger I met online. And the messages get worse
- I work on computers as a hobby and a sort of side job. About 10 minutes ago this guy contacted me.
- Déconfinement progressif
- Rules 1 and 2 confirmed?
- My seriously UNHINGED ex-coworker. He was OBSESSED with my friend and sent me screenshots of him harassing her bf. Luckily her bf is a savage and doesn’t give two shits (last 3 screenshots at end). Also he got kicked off the police force for a DUI and more
- Fuck with me for £100 guy tries again. I try to collect my debts.
- Xpost from r/ILostTheGame
- Fucking dumbass Billy, he should go back to english school because he is a dumb fuck.
- A day in the life of a London commuter
- When a takeaway becomes the choosingbegger
- me_irl
- Trying to get my friend into the hobby and he absolutely bodies me 😂
- Bondies in the community
- User error!
- non essential item
- Ah yes
- Im... Flattered?
- Sweet tart/?
- When your friend flakes for ice fishing twice... you roast him
- The age old debate
- Brother in law called me “sleezy” for sharing a buzzfeed article about LLR, and calling them corrupt. Btw, my sister told me that she has yet to make a single profit, she “reinvests” in more stock.
- Trying to stay positive, but...
- I texted all of my contacts: Happy New Year!. Im posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.
- I said one word
- Basketball gift
- Gotta love private sellers
- Titles=Hard
- anime_irl
- When you read a well-written, informational article, right up until it ends with a snarky “Learned something, huh?”
- Had us till the end!
- Cheers Maw
- The most formal conversation I’ve had on tinder
- Amazon digital service
- moi_dlvv
- Instagrams “verification process” when your account gets disabled, violates practically everything taught about internet safety.
- i’m terrible at conversations
- Got us some fresh blood bois
- 2meirl4meirl
- Get over him quotes
- These pickup lines REALLY work
- Guys, I met him, for real
- [Update] Serious cash comes back with a serious offer
- Nice response though
- Crush/Boyfriend quotes!
- Animated movies
- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...
- Known each other 2 days. He saved all my selfies from Facebook and decided I was the woman of his dreams. Oh and he’s getting a cane for me apparently
- It was all a test haha I was kidding lol jk unless...?
Have you participated in this week’s Kind Community Series activation? We challenged you to reach out to someone you haven’t talked to in a while. It takes less than five minutes, but could completely change their day (and yours too)! It feels good to connect with people, especially during this time when so many people are feeling disconnected or lonely. What a beautiful way to bring some light into someone’s day! If you’ve participated in the challenge already and you feel comfortable sharing, we’d love to hear from you. We’d love to hear about your experience, about how reaching out to someone made you feel, about how they responded, or if you felt more connected and inspired to reach out to more people. Sharing with each other in this community is another great way to feel connected and also a beautiful reminder that we are all in this together. Happy Friday Kind Community! We are sending all of you the biggest virtual hug! xo, @mollymaethomps + @laurenpaul8 #KindCommunitySeries #youcanVIRTUALLYsitwithus #KindCommunity #KindCampaign #youCANsitwithus #bekind #youarenotalone - @kindcampaign on Instagram
- How do I respond to this? This ladies is losing her shit because I said I didn’t support MLMs.
- Geez, sorry I asked...
- books! 3
- (Pt 2) So I’m toxic bc I feel uncomfortable giving my bank info
- I meet such gentlemen
- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf
- At least he apologised?
- me irl
- Hope this counts. Im so SO sick of women thinking they have the right to do this crap. Im tired of being treated like a dumb pig. Maybe Im an asshole, but Im not wrong.
- OOPSIE!
- I did nazi that coming.
- My friends math TA sent her this
- I introduced my friend to mushrooms a few months ago where we had a fantastic trip. This almost made me cry
- This go to line has never failed me
- Peeves!
- this kid in my school has been unsending and resending the same message for three days and harassed my friend bc he wanted a prom date who was “blonde or emo”
- Im very open about being into girls and yet....
- So my sister tried to rope me into her MLM. I think you can guess my response.
- Ground breaking stuff here
- I shut the hun down before she could even start 🎉
- Cursed_TextMessage
- I missed out apparently.
- I appreciate this man
- I just remembered this today, and I thought it belonged here.
- The ultimate komedy
- My older sister has always been my makeup guru so when she wanted to join reddit, this was the first subreddit I told her about
- A true master of insults
- Crazy girl texting me in the middle of the night on a weeknight who not only knows exactly where I live but is my neighbor who’s been in my home many times
- BREAKING NEWS: THANOS CAR IS NOT THANOS CAR
- Cats — blacks real quick
- Some texts from my grandfather (who had custody of me at the time) on the day that he threatened to throw me into foster care because I refused to go with him after he screamed at my mother
- Come on, autocorrect, really? Cant even take a guess?
- Society has failed this young man
- Griefer got upset and immediately went into passive mode because I whipped out my RC tank. Kept spamming me with party invites and pulled out the classic “I don’t care”
- She said she wanted to be a magician, I told her wizards were better
- what the fuck
- 5sos funny texts&imagines
- me_irl
- My friends math TA sent her this (UPDATE)
- And the broken english is only making it worse
- Blursed abortion
- Small deep quotes
- uhh wrong person (x post /r/tinder)
- I had to go around a blocked off road...
- Thigh school
- Cute texts
- Nice
- People trying to use Words with Friends as a dating app.
- A message my friend received
- Who are these people?
- its an order not a request part two (follow up)
- Never thought of this
- Her bio said she goes to law school.
- When your matches don’t respond by Eid
- hidden love
- I always get the crazy ones
- I think the system works
- Perfect bowel movement
- I tried the Hello Neighbor trend
- Are you virgin?
- Prom Proposal..
- anime_irl
- Tax rebate
- love you ❤
- siri talk
- Me🌎irl
- Resubmitting bc got taken down for some reason but I live with this
- Morning sweetheart
- Death Humor
- Got that recipe heat on Grailed
- Found an old message from a nice stranger wanting to make plans to Valentine’s Day!
- For some reason my mom is very much against me having a job. (I’m 17F) My workplace requires that I have a 2 week notice for days off, and my mom constantly makes plans for me and usually tells me 1-2 days before I’m supposed to go to it.
- Harry Potter mems
- NO
- If only I’d known earlier that you automatically win a debate by saying “actually I’m right”
- Thanks! Ill keep that in mind!
- Cant complain, shes right.
- Such is the pain of existence.
- Well now I want to change my number.
- I think we all know what’s next.
- Boy quotes
- The local walk-in GP is trying to kill me with the apostrophe placement in his Facebook cover photo.
- I dont understand the question...
- A day in the life of a Dad
- Assassination Classroom
- part 3: i eventually just stopped responding smh
- the only way to fix oppression against women is to falsely put men in prison
- Dreamers will dream
- My username says Im 15... still got this
- The most over the top message ive ever received.
- Flirting quotes for him
- Joey Balls
- Good boy
- Two in one day this morning!
- I saw this on Twitter the other day and...
Note left on our virtual typewriter. - @publictypewriter on Instagram
- awkward flirting
- Whoosh.
- She knows I prefer to date women, so she’s full of shit.
- Cat text
- His original message was you are so hot and sexy can we make out
- Exercise is good kids, Fortnite is better
- not social media, but my grandma is still learning how to use her new phone
- Im a Bitch cause I dont want to talk about my sex life to a random stranger.... Cause random strangers are entitled to know stuff that personal.
- dark qoutes
- Lgbt
- this really had my stroke
- Meeting my friend for lunch who does not watch the office. I quote this show too much.
- I like ice
- I saw u/emart’s joke on an earlier post. Wanted to try it out. Partner wasn’t amused.
- I would like to only be referred to as Darlo and Sexo from now on.
- I told my cousin I was gay today
- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable
- It’s a sign if you match twice!
- My Boss Found out I am Gay, I got this Text from him this afternoon
- Anyone else have something like this happen?
- Bruh
- self proclaimed nice girl
- The IKEA shopper
- Only legends...
- Poor ishigami (normal animeme for the lads in the frontline)
- a brief history of im in bois
- Got this text from my friend today... I believe he has learned the importance of what we do here.
- TIL Dana White is in a jazz band (story in the comments)
- It worked boys
- Me_irl
- 2meirl4meirl
- Boy best friend pictures
- Posts like that, taking advantage of cancer patients for self satisfaction.
- Now I have no excuse to drink in the afternoon.
- ENFP
- Jack The Ripper taunts the Polices inability to catch him (1888, Colourised)
- I still dont understand..
- Have there been casualties?
- Dom and subs
- New guy just sent me this, and I figured you guys would appreciate it just as much as I did.
- Taking self hatred to a new level. [spoilers: MSQ ]
- Code De Fille⚡
- Jeez, man.
- 2meirl4meirl
- Story of my life.
- iMessaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
- Advice For So Called Life
- It’s a close third...
- Ni vet när man inte kommer på vad den där specifika saken heter. Och så en dag trillar poletten ner. Ikväll var det potatis.
- A sad fact
- Round two (part two) 💁🏼♀️. Sorry, I’m posting as the conversation keeps going, she decides to answer pretty randomly.
- Fake text message
- I got this text from my 13 year old sister last night. It brought tears to my eyes.
- Chemistry
- Guy is about to take his 15-year-old niece to a play. Her 14 year old boyfriend sent him this.
- Preparing to go to school anyone else...
- Movies
- I mean, if he was so bad at his job like they claim....
- me_irl
- Am I a monster, or just efficient?
