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- My hs friend commented this today, really just screams “pick me” energy

AHHHH SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY

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- I like this guy.

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- And so it begins

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- So the wolves raped him again? Are we gonna get lil timmy this time?

No Trees???

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- Primary school teacher gets upset about comments when 30 flagrant visa over-stayers were rounded up.

「this is for a special someone」

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- Preaches socialism, hates on privileged elites, holds the moral high ground, reveals hes actually a privileged elite teenager who could live off parents money. Carlos Maza Jr. Everyone.

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- sometimes the stars align

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- Blursed Obama

FY GOT7!

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- I met this guy one time in February working as a phlebotomist. Still don’t even remember talking to him

~Aesthetic~

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- They are on Reddit (I posted on AITA about a colleague that sent me sexually harassing pms and if I was justified to post them in a group chat... guess I’m TA)

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I never do blackout poetry but this reminds me of how I never liked colouring books. I wanted to make my own lines to colour in. sort of another “mad libs poetry” where I ask for suggestions or votes and go off that. somehow so many of you used cats as a theme. some of the things I was inspired by: “curiosity killed the cat,” “I love you said by people who don’t mean it,” “it’s raining cats and dogs,” “knock on wood,” “I need you now I just don’t know you yet.” it doesn’t make such sense but it seems to be more something than nothing 3 -it’s okay🐙 - @somethings_okay on Instagram

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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- we know every one from those countries would love to live in the US

「this is for a special someone」

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- Major power move 😂

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- Reviews like this

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- (shit post) I love Chan

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- Its called pay to win

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- Leaving a bad review of a garbage dump because of the smell of your own waste

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- This has happened EVERY day for a while now

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- I actually had not been enrolled

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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- Local meth dealers mom exposes meth head.

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- This is happening at least 3 times a week in my town

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- Snowflakes yea right

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- r/AskReddit

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- Autocorrect is really pushing me to make errors. It wont stop popping up.

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- Why is nobody on the right good at arguing against systemic racism?

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- 0 to asshole in one sentence (found on IG; x—post niceguys)

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- Raids really stress me out.

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- got banned for no reason and the mods won’t reply, great.

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- Adventures on Cambodia Facebook group.

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- This guy once groped me in a nightclub

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- Optional or not optional that is the question

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- How this smart car is parked

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- California traffic has gotten so bad from immigration that Kobe has to fly

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- I just want to play by the rules, please...

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- Found this ad on YouTube when I visited Russia

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- Most of the Chinese dudes in a nut shell

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- what the fuck

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- I still love being the DM though.

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- It’s only been 4 months, a bill will pass...

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- Nearly a book’s worth of responses have gone through my head in the 5 minutes since I’ve read this but I know typing them out will just be a waste of my time.

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- Gaming calculator: +2 int disadvantage on stealth rolls.

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- The imagination of an anti-vax mom...

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- Im sorry, but this is not right.

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- This exchange regarding the Oregon militia situation

i will rudy ayoub ill do it im going to do it im gonna do it

- This on my channel (I took it down right after the screenshot)

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- Proud owner of moose the mouse

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- Whats regex? This is how you write code.

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- My tv just says Teen Tit

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- Fixed it

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- am i just an idiot failing english or am i right? i am Gabe by the way

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- Sheep scare me

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- True friendship

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- The sentiment is amazing

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- The size of six or seven washing machines

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- People who do this

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- Tenants refuse to pay rent in April. Landlord doesnt know how to survive without their income.

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Putting plans in motion. Learn up! This might bring a different perspective for some. 🙏🏾 - @ibbynjoya on Instagram

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- I knew she was going to ask you when she messaged me out of the blue!

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- You must have seen me when I slowed down to take that corner

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- Wtf tho

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- Wait... Since when is 720p the highest resolution?

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- So I made a meme on a GTA online Xbox group basically saying that R* could use 1% of the billions of dollars they make on stable servers and this guy is just gold

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- Woah.

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- Cursed_Breed

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- Hey Chatroulette.....your fat

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- Thanks, I hate super realistic Batman

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- We can be evil on another level

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- Madlad goes to prison for duolingo lessons

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- Dont worry, everythings gonna be ok

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- Looking at you players who use Seraph on Search and Destroy

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- It was only a matter of time with this lady. An alleged conversation between a nurse and a five year old, as described by her psycho mother.

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- Chonkin across the subs this morning

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- This person trying to defend homophobia

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- Absolute nonsense!

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- The imgur comments on my /r/mildlyinfuriating post

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- thanks steam

i will see what i can do charles brooks younger ill do my best not making any promises

- You can’t make this shit up

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- Inspired by the comments on youtube from todays department of health briefing.

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- His “not so sane side”

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- Youre right... We dont believe that happened.

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- New Marvel

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- Boys can have puppy-instas too

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- Almost all he does on Facebook is beg and complain...and since his girlfriend has broken up with him, stuff like this is sprinkled into the mix.

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- Its my first ever post, Its a quick meme that I didnt make alot of effort in it but I really hope you like it

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- Netflix Land

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- Badass threatens attackers computer

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- @partzilla on Instagram

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- we didn’t want to know then, or now 💨🍑

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- I keep getting r/figs recommended? I have had this since I had this account

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- Im not surprised Im the only one who gets this

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- You can just TELL

- Lucy Stoole and Yvie Oddly respond to NBB’s putdown of bearded queens

- Dont ask me what that is doing in my town

- Where even AM I??

- Your family is concerned? They are fat phobic RUN AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM

- So much regret...

- If only the template had more pictures

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- Just the title ALONE shows you how horrible this person is..

- No response from Karen. Man this never stops being annoying

- My post with information to literally save lives is removed without warning or reason

- Great use of God and Guilt

- @kapo_sg on Instagram

- I hope she dye

- I was texted out if the blue...

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- This guy has Facebook colleagues!

- Face eating leopard shocked when offspring learns in college that eating faces is wrong, decides to extort offspring into eating more faces.

- Incredible logo.

- Vice News : Censorship Mode, Control the Narrative and Distract The Public!

- Posted this before the Chiefs game, McCourty in the superbowl definitely lived up to this. That godly pass breakup saved the superbowl. Love his worst to first story so much.

- “yOu’Re sO tRaSh vRo”

- Her response after being told that she was free to leave is the best thing I have ever seen

This is important ❤️ @allthingsgoodco - @allthingsgoodco on Instagram

- Yeah, because that’s the kind of message you want to receive from a stranger when you’ve had a rough day. 🙃

- Feel free to add clever commentary because I am speechless 😶

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- LinkedIn has some gems every once in a while.

- Well at least Im still getting driver updates

- I swear, this person has messaged me this exact message at least 5 times.

- Interesting

- Okay, now this is epic! EA shills owned epic style! 💯🔥🍆💦

- When you are the one paying for family netflix account..

- good thing there was a translation

- 🦀🦀🦀 VOTE TO KICK IS GONE🦀🦀🦀

- Mods: How bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up?

- Thanks for those lyrics

- Guess jj did make that porno after all these years

- Always important to listen to feedback

- Rejecting your wifes gift because you hate Epic Games Store.

- When the TL;DR is the moral of the story, instead of an actual summary of the fucking story

- Not sure if this belongs here but I cringed pretty hard...

- she’s just a meme, I swear

- Very funny Unicomp

- Reviews

- Hi

- Got this gem from someone I’m only acquaintances with... she sent the ‘how to’ message from the party planner along with the actual message...

- It turns out Serbian media was the one that released the lineswomans IG handle, and hundreds of vile comments have flooded on her posts. Please Novak, please address your fans.

- Top Mind of r/Chicago thinks they are the Joker for spreading right - wing misinformation on purpose.

- Snowflakes, each and every last one of you

- Dumb white girl wants to help the black team kill the whites in the eventual race war. Wtf did I just read?

- 1312 all cops support this kind of behavior

- Universal access to the n-word pass. (2019, colorized)

- He highly recommends it

- love your continent

- I sent an innocent picture to someone and they responded with the picture that you see. I didnt know how to respond so i said that and they went off on me. This is not all of the conversation but i tried to get as much as i can in the screenshot.

- Just found this. Zach is trying to raise awareness to his 1.4mil followers and it’s not enough for this person.

- Capitalism something moral something something

- Poopecules. Poopnado. Farticulate. Farticles.

- I just found this list I made a few years ago, I hope youll find it as funny as I do

- I’m sure Jay-Z would love to be harassed at Starbucks.

- tOo EnLiGhTeNeD!

- Cant Breathe

- Trinity has some words of encouragement

- Me too bro

- Because brandishing a weapon is a total appropriate response to being asked to sign a petition

- People are calling this guy a simp for saying that “girls don’t want your dick pics”. And it’s not cool to continue when they say stop. it’s on teenagers if you wondering.

- Devstream #138 :

- Hmm

- Its just one of those years

- Out of context

- Even the mention of the word “bike” is now offensive

- ”5 reasons why America is the best. Europe is disgusting”

- Thank a Slodier

- I made a post about feeling self-conscious about my hair & a ton of random Redditors rallied around me in support- so I did it. Thanks, Reddit(:

- Theres enough proof that JJ is not 6 foot...

- This dude says he isnt trolling, but if he isnt... goddamn

- I got you babe

- Big words are scary

- Omg a terrorist attack!?

- How students are being threatened by the Führer against protesting

- *INTERESTING TITLE*

- I know its fan-made but I could definitely see this being written by Jim

- Remember what H3H3 had long, well edited videos instead of drama alert with C list celebs?

- Jeez, man.

- Perhaps

- He really had the balls to say that

- I didnt reply for 10 mins. He told me he was a nice guy earlier on in the conversation.

- Response on a post about a woman lying about her weight on tinder and then badmouthing the guy to his friends after he left her.. (she was way heavier, like, ~ 100lbs heavier)

- TopNaziMind says Nazi things

- S A V A G E

- Ill take it

- People just doubt everything in the medical community nowadays

- I got tagged in this. I don’t know 99% of the people involved and Red is an ex co worker who fell back into her meth addiction. It’s like a white trash Soap Opera everyday in my Facebook feed now.

- Bad mod, or genius idea? 🤔

- Hot

- Maf

- Not in DECADES!

- Pee back and forth forever

- we need pewds to see this!

- Respect his authoritah!

- Awesome Randomness!!!

- Ive never seen a profile picture matching a comment so perfectly.

- A week ago flames came out of my mouth

- Theres text thats very well hidden. Very cool Microsoft

- Any mention of biological female organs makes you a “t*rf”.

- All of the story I could fit on my phone

- If you need to keep emailing me to ask for my consent to keep emailing me, you probably don’t have my consent to keep emailing me

- this is why you should never show your opinion on reddit, because bitches wont accept it for being unpopular, even though s/he was honest and truthful. shame

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- faith in humanity: lost

- A United Battlegroup you say? Cant wait to join in /s

- X-post /r/meirl

Anyone else not know ecampus does this 😳 - @barstoolmonmouth on Instagram

- Killer makes a facebook post about finding her “greatest friend” dead by suicide. She was arrested with another soon after. Article in comments.

- Things that didnt happen Alex for $500

- Why are you awarding this, you’re not funny

- Night shift + Day shift switcher, what is sleep?

- Dick-Breaking Badass

- you only know suffering if you are enlisted in the military

- 45 year old trying to pick up a 22 year old

- God bless Prequels

- God bless them to heaven

- Im sure this wont get political at all

- WTF?? Is it for real?

- Reddit added a feature where if people comment on a post you commented you get a notification

- Zoophilia icky icky

- Cursed_milk

- Why Have You Done This?

- All the comment section on Fortnites latest post, talking about delaying the games event, is full of people complaining. Look at the likes.

- cursed_brain_surgery

- Fun challenge!! Design me a logo in one day for a few dollars worth of fake internet points!!

- People blatantly lying to make themselves look good is just... embarrassing

- Hmmmmm

- I’m a bit late, I know

- Please remain calm, we have you on ctOS. Paramedics are coming.

- If they were closing why not just sell the cards in the pack

- Hello 2 hour ad...

- Jam Sandwich Week

- Karate man

- Malena Morgan & Riley Reid - We Live Together - Sex Appeal

- I guess he just can’t fuck her right!

- Slow, Sensual Blowjob

- OP doesn’t understand that it’s a mockery of anti maskers

- What is up _______________

- Those people really are the worst

- What Reddit looks like on an Internet-connected Commodore 64 from 1982. Its surprisingly readable/navigable, even on a 40x25 screen.

- Uhh

- Let’s get him there boys!

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- Only kids like dogs Credit to u/Schweppss

- Crochet patterns

- How NOT to approach a Domme 101

- “Accidentally”

- Taste the Rainbow!!

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- Mobile game ad uses footage from Dying Light, an actually good and fun zombie game, in their ad for a — likely terrible— mobile game.

- Helping the homeless, how scummy of you

- Man really needs to stretch before he performs his mental gymnastics.

- The Invitational 2019 pack panic in one pic.

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- Showtime figured out in Twitch chat why Protoss is underperforming

- Riley Reid and Dani Daniels

- Gave a request to a r/memes mod. He gives this response. This is troubling

- Pink

- Monkey-type.com is now available - the new minimalistic typing test that helps you focus

- Niceguy who I posted about earlier is back with more after I posted a pic with the guy I’m dating. Original post linked below.

- Maybe thats the problem people have with your party?

- These comments on YouTube

- Tiny Asian Destroyed By A HUMONGOUS Cock

- On a public news post about Disneyland closing

- My expectations were low but holy shit

- Reddit killing it with the ads on r/DotA2

- This girl😂

- Found on the new Pewdiepie video

- Seems legit

- Womp Womp!

- Truly a mad lad

- r/shittyaskscience makes it IMPOSSIBLE to use the desktop version of reddit. (Blacked out post titles, black background)

- I am speed

- The Corona 15+ and Clothes

- Death Day is Upon Us #roadto100mil

- Thought it should be here.

- F U L L C O M P A S S U N I T Y

- Hiring daw po sila

- Care to explain JJ

- He better not chicken out

- Their video and channel is covering up the number people can phone to get help.

- Damn rust belt

- New scene from Kelsi & Dredd! Is this even out yet?! Full sauce in comments!

- What would you rate the Zayt vs. Bizzle situation ? I think Im gonna have to agree with Balla here.

- [/r/AllTeensVids]. Gina Valentina Doms Her New Stepmom Julia Ann

- Careful with your brain tho

- Found in the wild blah blah

- Just show me the last person, Facebook

- My god... its contagious.

- People who edit their comments like this....

- I’d love to threesome Maddie and Michelle from adults react

- im not trying to be a woman.

- Blonde and brunette in all white.

- Who fantasizes about being sexualized by their child’s friends