- My fortune was a small sliver of paper
Nightwing
What To Consider When Choosing A LinkedIn Profile Pic
- So smol
lil snack :3
- There was a fly. Its gone now.
Montana Lowren
- This Chef Created Spinach Apparently
Monthly Planner Printable
- A little late night deep clean.
- Reindeer tooth
pirate au leo and the prison dimension at a glance
- Forbidden Macaronis
- VOTE/URGENT !!
- He bet me two beers and said I couldn’t do it under an hour. 45 minutes and 500lbs of potatoes here we are.
🤨
- Saw this in a massage magazine, had to do double-take.
Valerie updated version
- En México, la seguridad es prioridad
꒰꒰ 〃 ₊ ˚. ︶︶ ꒷꒦ ꒷︶꒷︶ ︶ ꒦꒷︶ ꒷꒦
- Yep I like how there are now 356 days in a year
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- Dometic stocked with only the finest! /s Whats something you like to keep stocked in your van? For me, its Key Lime Chobani yogurt and dry miso soup mix.
Hola gente una pregunta ¿Cómo eligen llamarme? ¿Johann o Elias?
- Came across this at lunch today at a university dining hall...
Angry cat.
- What a 180 lb. dressed weight hog looks like in your freezer
AllGoOd
- My mom took this picture yesterday of my cat in the closet, a place where he never goes. Today he had to be put down, I find it quite unsettling
- The monster under the bed
- This was at a local flea market, fuck this guy.
- So this diet Coke exploded
- Went to get wipes for my newborn. Apparently everyone else needs wipes for their adult asses.
- Forbidden flax seed & quinoa in a blender
- People that leave their trash on the shelves at the store.
- I found some alarmingly majestic paper towels
- The way my parents cram our fridge
- Behold! Our great potato harvest! (Cat for scale)
- cursed_cat
- Forbidden Grape Juice
- You have found the bottom
- Chonks were outside in the texas heat for a bit. Enjoying the freezer air.
- My cats head looks like its disembodied and floating in space
- forbidden fresh coffee
- What?
- Eeek i think its a snake
- This spilled drink that turned into the USA.
- When you take the recycling out but it’s just a little bit too full so things keep falling out when you pick it up
- The curtains at my friends house
- I cleaned and opened a window for the first time that’s normally blocked by junk.
- These cans of crushed tomatoes are crushed.
- It tastes like butter guys
- For those of you sorting by new, here is my nightmare fuel that I wake up to at 3 am.
- I got a sneaky handjob...
- Zagreb earthquake 22.3.2020.
- MRW I win a bottle of wine at the office holiday party but its a kind I dont like
- The way I randomly put my dirty laundry spawned an historical figure as a shadow on my bathroom floor
- They have gender neutral bathrooms in GTA Online
- Looks like a job for Dominos
- hmmm
- Someone made a hard decision at the store today.
- When people do this.
- They were so close to being a decent human being (xpost pics)
- hmmm
- So I went to go grab toilet paper when...
- When grocery shopping turns into cat tormenting, and flash is on, this happens.
- Apparently its such a problem, they needed a sign.
- My babys clothes giving good parenting advice
- HOW DO YOU NOT FEEL THAT?!
- Gambit helping with laundry
- This was in the locker room bathroom
- This is kasha, she is fond of the radiator
- Im currently in the delivery room with my wife and weve been looking at this clock for about ten hours now.
- Me_irl
- Roses
- This pattern in my school
- They never expire
- Well, this prize just went down the toilet.
- They have pumpkin hummus at my local grocery store...
- she sees everything
- Cashier receipts from last 5 days that customers didnt take with them. What a waste!
- No mercy shown to Romaine by indecisive shopper
- Glad somebody found it.
- Duffy wants to be science!
- One job!
- Attempted crossbow suicide. Guy was found 5 hrs later, conscious, delivered to the hospital, lived.
- This is the first jar of yeast Ive seen for sale in months
- There is a monster in the hall so I cannot leave my room...
- Play Wild - Animal Jam Mobile
- Thanks mom
- DIY Soap display
- How many firms have fallen for such a thing?
- Forbidden pickled ginger
- Handfuls of cheeze-its with shredded cheese
- Paul Bernardo in his prison cell.
- To Sleep, Perchance to Dream
- The budget cutbacks at my work are getting a little out of hand.
- First world cook problems. Fucking stickers on the fucking lemons.
- When your cat has boundary issues
- When people leave their plates in the sink like this.
- Does anyone know what this is
- My last trip to the grocery store may have revealed a little too much about my personal life.
- Every time I leave the drawer open 😂
- film. SCREAM
- Getting ready. 7 days to reopen.
- Ready to Pounce
- Oops, forgot to clean up this morning
- I looked everywhere during a storm and found him here.
- Always seeing the workers at Chinese restaurants eating this white rice soup stuff.
- Cursed_lemons
- This kid in the waiting room blasting Roblox in his phone while the mom dosent give a doodoo.
- *a casa mia*
- One reason you should look before you just sit on a toilet in our house.
- No carb snacks
- Starwars bananas.
- Cursed_repost???
- To celebrate reaching 50 karma, here is Muffin hiding in a drawer I left open for two minutes
- We just finished this order at work. $114 worth of food and no tip.
- PsBattle: Amish kids looking at iPhone.
- black and white
- Eu indo no supermercado sem minha mãe pra me orientar
- I actually have no idea what is going on here
- Churchy Ideals
- I never had a cat. Im house sitting this weekend. No matter where I go, he finds me. This cat is as skeptical of me as I am of him...
- Gringos are afraid
- Using a public restroom when suddenly...
- Fallout OC: Deano (not mine)
- Elfie plays fetch. I got home from working a double, said hi and gave her kisses, changed into pajamas and went to take a poop. She brought her favorite toy to the bathroom so we could play while I was on the toilet.
- These plates dont fit on the drying rack
- Lemonhead Candy
- My freezer has been downgraded to single-burrito status
- If your bagel-cutting robot is this terrible, just let me do it myself.
- Blursed wasauski
- The sun projected my can onto my table
- This freezer door in the middle of the seating area of this restaurant. (Hanover, PA)
- hmmm
- I went to a Hospital and saw THIS, totally unforgivable.
- Wouldn’t be a CVS run without a little “fuck you!” to environmentalism
- came home to this.
- This giant lemon
- I guess theres no use crying over spilt, frozen cream eh...
- So my cat got stuck in the wall...
- Seems legit
- Proper medical attention, or beer? Easy choice
- hmmm
- My 4-year-old nieces expression when I swore to her that the adult-sized bite in her sandwich just mysteriously appeared there while she was in the bathroom..
- DUH!!
- In Sweden they have an American food section
- So this happened to my cousins daughter thought it belonged here.
- Walked into the kitchen and found him like this. Umm... good morning?
- He meows really loud and then he goes and hides here for 20 mins. He thinks he’s hidden.
- Georges Pompidou
- I went to Target for a basic pair of flips flops...
- People hoarding Target’s disinfecting wipes.
- Aldi Shopping
- In what universe does this make sense?
- When you get your lemon curd macarons perfect but you have to throw them out because you found a sliver of metal in them that fell out of your mixer 😭
- My 15-year-old kitty never had a real bath until two days ago. Ive never seen him appear so humiliated.
- Coffee shop offers fettuccine instead of plastic stir sticks for your drinks
- My local super market floor
- One of the dorms at my school is currently being plagued with malfunctioning sprinklers. Its also about 20 degrees out
- Catfishers be like...
- Life advice on a shower cap
- I love the smell of pussy in the morning
- This.
- Do Use Not Sink
- Peek a boo Macabee
- A photo of the cats my mom had in the early 2000’s. Thought I’d share :)
- OK, wheres my breakfast.
- hmmm
- I found a mini trash can at work. Banana for scale
- This desperate attempt to seem so deep and edgy and mentally broken is cringe. There are also four unwrapped condoms in this image.
- Who did this
- My cat moonlights as a dishwasher repairlady. How cool is that?
- Tyrese at Paul Walkers crash site.
- Nobody knows where the underwear hanging in the lockerroom came from
- I had time to lean, I had time to clean
- My cat drinking water :)
- Creepy
- So the floor drain started flooding for no reason🙃🙃🙃. I dont get paid enough for this
- Gift Ideas for Hiking Lovers
- They still put it on the shelf.
- I was wondering why I had so much fur on my clean pairs of jeans
- My friend is constantly browsing reddit
- My professors door
- hmmm
- Damn, just as I was reaching nirvana (x-post r/MadeMeSmile)
- my bsfs chonkers 3
- Rugby is fun!
- Lernen
- The upside pf Covid-19:. It appears it has cured everyones Gluten allergies
- Science experiments growing in someones dish in my offices communal kitchen.
- Went to go take a shower today in my college dorm and found this...
- Abandoned Farm Angel
- The void requires attention
- hmmm
- I guess his balls kept getting wet.
- laziness
- hmmm
- At my HEB they have a place for dirty and clean scoops so you dont use a dirty one by accident.
- Walked in to this this morning....
- I showered/shaved before i changed sheets I Just bought this morning. Ended up kneeling on the non-fitted sheet to adjust its position and got blood on it 😫 sucked it out a lil with my spit but...damn. First cream sheets in my life (31f)
- Got caught sleeping on the job.
- There are no groceries in here, sir.
- And I’ve been calling them Summer Squash all this time...
- Cursed_baptism
- Yeosu
- He took full advantage of the chaos of moving to get into places hes not allowed.
- When police searched Eg Geinss house in 1957, Americas first Modern Serial Killer, they found he loved digging up bodies from graveyards, and cats. And as always, Cats love a good lap.
- She must be happy all over
- #RelationshipGoals
- cats in my drawer
- Always love your monkey , mouse pad
- Imaginary friend?
- Disgusting, this was taken at our local Bdubs(buffalo wild wings)
- Had these delicious holiday cookies in the break room. About 30 calories each, too bad I ate about 20 of them..
- Pant thief, lock him up right meow!
- Whenever I do the dishes in my PJs
- Enjoy a healthy treat....
- My hotel only had the big silverware.
- Could get a lot of Lemonade with this Unit!
- Scene days hit me hard 2009.
- Late night snack
- My sister’s foot after kicking a table
- Saw this sweet little pirate at PetSmart tonight. ❤
- Aaaaaaand its spring.
- Cherry MX compatible dressings
- Meanwhile at McDonalds...
- Ghetto baklava
- Cursed_reading time
- Mom found a roach baked into a loaf of bread at Walmart
- Local diner has worn down spots where the food is placed and where people put their elbows
- British redditors, this is how Indiana represents you at the local grocery in Indiana. Thoughts?
- A year ago today, I had my first real drunken injury. Didnt feel a thing.
- When my dog has to go out but Im not home..
- Somebody re-ordered this repeat prescription and then didnt need the medication meaning £1,052 worth of Viagra has to be destroyed due to law in the UK.
- Been working at this local pizza place for about a week. This cheese was sitting out for about 9 hours feeding the flies before someone shredded it. I haven’t seen anyone wash their hands ONCE since I’ve started (and no one wears gloves). This place isn’t worth the free pizza..
- Walking down an empty grocery aisle
Thank you to all of our board members for joining us this morning at our 2019 Board Retreat! Todays strategic planning & discussions will help guide Arizonas bright economic #future - we appreciate your commitment to helping #AZ grow! - @azchamber on Instagram
- People who do this on a train
- So these are floating around at my school
- Not sure if this fits here, but sure is crappy. On a lot of levels.
- My fortune cookie couldnt of been more right.
- Incatnito
- I think youve had enough.
- This is is Phil. At the end of the night, he phils in his prep list
- I found reddit a shirt.
- Reddit meet jasper.
- What kind of heathen..
- Who the fuck takes their shoes off in a public restroom? Just spotted in school bathroom...
- Yeah Ill have 4 pounds steamed crab.. wait what kind of steamer is that?
- Not paying and half eating a Lunchable.
- Its like he made himself a little bed!
- My moms packaging for her Aimovig vs her actual Aimovig (on top of the foam cooler)
- We close in 2 minutes, I asked my fry side guy to change over the container of wing sauce......
- He stealth climbed for a chonker
- Barefoot in Walmart and he was rubbing them all over the counter
- My grocery store has halved fruit for display.
- Jimmi Simpson
- After a fall from scaffolding
- Craft Leather
- blursed cheeseballs isle
- Tween boys halloween costumes
- Theres already a long ass wait, but let me check out my groceries at the pharmacy.
- the beginning of every new golf season...
- One day into December and hes already feeling it
- A few grapes I can see, but....
- Pope John Paul II fighting communism in Eastern Europe, Summer 1982.
- Five Second Rule?
- A post of my chonky little kitten, Junpei, he couldnt stay still so this was the shot I got
- So waiting for the elevator ... This guy beside me
- You had one job.
- Jalapeño bacon in instant mac n cheese
- Something was dripping off a plate on the conveyor belt at my colleges dining center and made perfectly spaced dots.
- Blursed_class
- How does such a little animal make such a big mess?
- Blursed cat
- Back in the kitchen today! Someone forgot to take out a bag of towels, theyre moldy af now. Guess whos job it is to sort through them.
- Silver WILL claim your cheese puffs
- A criminal requesting dinner
- Sorry about the dust.
- Since so many of you were upset yesterday, I present the post-gore picture.
- Well, I...dont know what I was expecting.
- Ive never been able to catch him opening the drawer.
- Goddammit
- My husband says “I thought I looked really cool!”
- Stephanie Corneliussen
- [img] Kasey Chase (alsscan.com)
- This cup I got for Christmas has a built in pocket for cookies
- LPT. For those struggling with last minute Xmas Gifts
- [Humor] Got my grandfather some Ultra Boost so his feet didnt hurt, now hes the Boot Cut Bandit. What do I do? What have I created?
- It looks like this guy has a huge body and a tiny head.
- felt so accomplished as an MUA today. did friends wedding makeup and could see her highlight from across the room.
- When overnight shift really kicks your ass. I said you getting me hella karma
- So apparently flies stay dormant during winter.
- hmmm
- Almost 3 years since i got out, seems Like there is no escaping.
- Trashy: When you make messes and don’t clean up after yourself, also at a library
- Poopin the question
- Hows your day going?
- I went to Lake Placid and these parents were partying outside our hotel room with Jell-O shots, while their kids slept in their rooms for their hockey game in the morning. Guess who got some Jell-O shots!
- I dont think our dishwasher wants to be here today.
- Franks Red Hot... I put that sh!t on EVERYTHING.
- Some lady is trying to return a full cart of groceries at this wal-mart. She claims it fits in the personal items category, so its subject to their normal return policy.
- Put a fridge in the garage to store my junk food & my dairy cow wife jacked it to store her boob milk...
- me irl
- In the 10 items or fewer line
- My six items need at a minimum eight foot of belt space because fuck everyone else.
- Abeka ideas
- 1: my cat wouldnt move 2: my pack of caprisun boxes only had 2 of the three promised flavours (they have one extra fruit punch and is missing strawberry kiwi)
- me irl
- Cursed Roommate
- Ill take my pizza to go.
