I Call the Shots Profile Pics

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shots vodka drink

- Geez I wonder what else she keeps in there

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- Opium war time!

shots vodka

- lol

shots

- Unbelievably trashy

shots cheers club drink

I really want to try these. Hot cheeto chicken - @spicyfoodislife on Instagram

jaden drinking shot shots vodka

- I like his aim in life

shots dnona parks and rec

- Its a easy life in the Army, Air Force or Navy.

i love you man paul rudd phonecall later menjay

- Irrelevant/insane comment on a photo of a couple old Land Rovers someone spotted in a car group

kaya scodelario take a shot club bar shots

- Dirty as fuck

shots alcohol club party

- French toast with beans chillies turkey slices and 2 cheeses โœŒ๐Ÿป

roger american dad seth mac farlane shots francine

- blursed_passenger

shot shots booze alcohol jessica jones

- Just uhh...Making...food...type stuff

shot gun bullet flirt cheeky

- Lol wut

alcohol

- My FB feed finally paid off. This girl is married with a child.

poker face calling glasses serious idgaf

- Not even offering to pay anything!

joe orbital bruh orbital bruh joe elite dangerous

- Fucking delicious

shooting the office gun michael scott

- Oh gosh

shot call the babe called shot

Happy Friday Eve! #thirstythursday #thirsty #memes #memesdaily #cheers #friesbeforeguys - @friesbeforeguysmemes on Instagram

cynderella vodka liquor booze drunk

- whats wrong with people

shots drink lets drink blue shot green shot

- Oh no

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- My local grocery store is being redone... while completely operational.

head shot la gladiators playoffs hashtag answer the call logo

- Look over the cars before you buy them, people.

world of chaldea chaldea reorg calla augerfeld

- Sandra wonders if sheโ€™d be better off there, the morning after her and the girls went out for enchiladas

calling police phone call declining call dont talk to me

- There is a God

its up to you whatever you want your call you call the shots your choice

- *Confused pirate screaming*

its up to you derek muller veritasium whatever you want its your call

- Yet another tread separation, what was left of the tread was lodged in and around the brakes

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- Cursed_milk

get the shots in shots drinks get the drinks round

- Put wedges into jars last weekend. Pulled it out of my collection to find this little guy :)

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- Blursed Similarity

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- Summer is cruel. Left in my office (with air con on) for three hours.

and i pull strings per fredrik%C3%A5sly pelle k calling the shots im in control

- Beef ramen noodles. Have to thank my dad for the inspiration.

were calling the shots here were in charge were leading this were the leaders were the bosses around here

- The cheese on my baked potato has the face of a dog on it.

its up to you your call whatever you want your choice you call the shots

- Very expensive heater

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- Brussels sprouts hell! Anyone else cut their own?

tony talks iamtonytalks rip rest in peace shots fired

- W Y O M I N G

its my ship my way captain gabriel lorca jason isaacs star trek discovery im the captain here

- Thought that scene looked familiar

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- Des small bois . ๐Ÿ™ƒ

its all about what you choose tori kelly unbreakable smile song its all about what you pick its up to you

- Crisp, sweet white strawberries

its up to you frank sinatra whatever you want your call you call the shots

- cursed mozzarella

its up to you learn english with benjamin its your decision you call the shots its your call

Can u find the baby???? No spoilers please.... - @weird_news_on_ig on Instagram

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- El horror del oficinista

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- Banzoogle

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- A delicacy in the central plains and northern parts of Luzon(Adobong dung beetle)

honestly its up to you kendall gray kendall gray channel up to you your call

- Why would you need to secure concrete blocks? Three out of four lanes on this highway are covered in concrete slabs/pavers because this dude just haphazardly stacked them on his trailer and didnโ€™t strap them down or secure them in any way.

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- Cursed_WYD

i call the shots im the boss my decision do what i say obey

- Well....

hannah dasher country music girls call the shots stand by your pan frying pan

- It must have been an easy lock to pick.

because im the host im the boss you listen to me i call the shots kevin hart

- May his soul rest in peace :(

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- Funny life quotes

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- Dont feel bad about your stretch marks

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- โ€œAinโ€™t gunna learn me nuthinโ€

i am in charge ella payne house of payne im the boss i call the shots

- Acquired my first job as a cook 3 weeks ago, now doing my first night solo and get to meez how I please. Nervous as fuck. Best job Ive ever had

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- Id be more impressed if the tube of silicone he tried to fill it in with had actually held.

im taking charge av im in charge assuming command im calling the shots

- This is why you dont fire one of your drivers over the phone in the middle of his shift.

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- Canโ€™t wait for DYDD

i am the law law commander im the boss i call the shots

- Made a stranger called u/flashced happy. Yay.

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- I see stackoverflow everywhere

teen titans bumblebee so i call the shots got it

- Good luck meme! Safe travels

your call lebron james space jam a new legacy your choice you pick

- Ans they fix it for a grand

i can do whatever i want cartman south park im the boss you cant tell me what to do

- Pandering for likes taken to a whole new level

its all about what you choose tori kelly unbreakable smile song its all about what you pick its up to you

- More than a quart of water-gas, apparently gas tanks leak. Had her on the back of my van for a couple weeks during heavy rain

i still call the shots im still the boss im the boss manager faizon love

- yes, we will

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- Cheeseburger salad from Facebook

i call the shots in charge in command in control liable

- me irl

- Atrocities

Muss. Ich. Haben.ย ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ”ฅ #ichliebees - @mcdonaldsde on Instagram

- Haha penis

- Switgty swooty chicken in the coochie

- Found this gem on Facebook today

- What do you guys think of my bluetooth swaybar

- the folly of man

- My brotherโ€™s wife posted this on Facebook...

- make me happy

- Spicy dill deviled eggs I made when drunk.

- Lets be honest!!

- I dug these in May. Its about 2500-3000lbs. Louisiana grown Red Irish Potatoes.

- Mashed potatoes and ramen. Taken from a friends Facebook.

- Customer actually said its driving funny and my regular mechanic couldnt figure out why

- When you go automatic with the date....didnt realise till my coworker sent me this

- Damn floor soup...

- Lovely photo shoot

- There I was, just scrolling along, only to be assaulted with this mess.

- Pisces me off every time.. theres a trash can two feet away!

- Shes dead serious too

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- Decisions, decisions...

- Microwaved Steakum Salad On Old Bread

- Yes watch out

- Not my meme

- Classic

- Forcing your shitty diet on your toddler

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- Friend of mine just sent me this one

- On the Facebook feed this morning

- Gummy worm taco

- Two reactions to puns

- Gordon Roll

- Victoria Secret fashion show viewer starter pack

- My cousin posted Wasnt the prettiest but I made em

- Our Pomegranates

- This onion has Pepe inside...

- The best dinakdakan in Dapitan Street.

โญ๏ธNEWโญ๏ธHeinz Salad Dressing Sprays. Chilli & Lime and Balsamic & Garlic flavours ยฃ1.99 each in Asda - @newfoodintheuk on Instagram

- forbidden_fudge

- What in the hell?

- Itโ€™s happened to the best of us

- Could someone explain why this is to me?

- Saucy

- Sure there was.....

- Photo Gold

- Ads that run nonstop starter pack

- You all da real MVP.

- These pickled olives from Thailand.

- Yeah...naw

- Kinda true

- O mga ka-covid bili na!

- Invest now in the pickle industry for a delightful profit ๐Ÿคค

- This actually doesnt look too bad tbh.

- Customer States: Women just wont leave him alone. Please check and advise.

Vacay. - @rodneysandstorm on Instagram

- I have seen so many of these posts on r/softwaregore. All you have to do is look it up with a letter and scroll.

- Ricky Gervais got frustrated by the presta valve. Some of the comments are hilarious.

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- Oakland Taco Truck

- Blursed_repair

- If you dont think this is wholesome, fight me .

- almost didnt roll into the shop

- This water mark looks like a pair of lungs

- FUNNY HE WOULD COMPARE IT TO CANDY...

- My buddys Chicken Teriyaki he ordered from Subway.

- Inside one of our fryers-they all look like this.

- Heavily damaged.

- Around the World

- Welp someone didnโ€™t think this through OC

- This person cant even keep a job for more than a month but says stuff like this

- This cows head I saw at a recent visit to a Korean supermarket.

- Canada humor

- herro

- Tasty...

- These fruits

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- me irl

- Beef Ramen, scrambled eggs, ham, mayo, and hot sauce. Breakfast of champions.

- Comparable to a volcanic eruption

- If you do that you are disgusting

- Found An Onion Still Growing At Walmart

- customer states coolant replacement this is the valve train. I removed the valve cover. Looks like melted chocolate! They fucked. Lol

- Very true

- I mean Iโ€™m not a parent, sooo maybe I just donโ€™t get it?

- I call this the closers delight. Its made up of rice, salsa Verde, cheese, beans, braised chicken, chorizo, Pico de Gallo, lime crema and cilantro mojo. Basically whatever we had left on the line at the end of the night. Whats your closers delight?

- What do you think mate @GordonRamsey

- Does this count?

- Movie-quoting

- I am a guacamole; )

- Shamrock Mac and Cheese

- Me_irl

- Food

- Both look drinkable to me ๐Ÿคฉ

- Ramen the breakfast of champions

- Is a gallon tank too much to ask for?

- Blursed sandwich (was deleted before)

- Mama always said, cleanliness is next to godliness.

- Cookies and Cream on a buffet I ate at.

- Everybody that has invaded Poland

- Why this wrap is automatic, its systematic, its hydromatic!

- Jellyfied olivier salad in a bottle

- SLPT: Repurpose your cars built-in ashtray as a dip holder for your nuggets while driving.

- Brake line completely burst. Brake fluid everywhere.

When Macaulay from โ€œHome Aloneโ€ is dating Brenda from โ€œSuite Life of Zack & Codyโ€ - @relationshipbae on Instagram

- A woman accidentally used windshield washer fluid as engine oil and now it looks like peanut butter under the hood.

- When the yolks keep breaking during the brunch rush

- Violins is never the answer

- Cast it back!

- Gonna be a good day ;)

- Cheeeese

- Iโ€™m part of a Facebook group where people post reviews about restaurants in the area I live (Staten Island) and there is a 300 comment thread about how terrible it was that someoneโ€™s ham wasnโ€™t sliced thin enough at the deli.

- Mmmm bagels...

- Forbidden Merlot

- Me irl

- Found on my FB feed; she says its French toast...

So true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ - @instadessert_lover on Instagram

- Kill Paris memes! Invest!

Thanks for stopping in @kaimorae safe travels - @haroldschicken_on87th on Instagram

- coupons pour debutant

- Customer DROVE this in complaining about his steering feeling weird.

- Thatโ€™s a lot of damage!

- Customer declined cabin filter

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- Forbidden Lasagna

- Damn ๐Ÿ˜”

- Im still visiting New Zealand. I still have no idea what is going on with Heinz over here but now Im pasta point of caring

- My Aunt got eight double yolked eggs in one carton

- This meal is only 530 calories and it is bliss.

- Bad jar bottling and sticker design causes homemade crepes go wrong (translation in comments)

- Cars, Laws, Signs

- Idk whats with all the gear wells lately, but here is an MD-80 gear well for you next fap fest.

- hmmm

- When my alarm goes off

- CONVINCE ME!!!!

- this fucking monstrosity on my local buy and sell group

- Fresh bull testicles

- These mechanics honesty tests are getting rediculous

- I donโ€™t think they quite get it.

- Ummm.... but why? ๐Ÿคฎ

- This is what many people in my Indiana hometown consider to be great Mexican food

- The way these olives landed in the container

- Forbidden Tendy!!

- Thanks for that. Real considerate of yall.

- Ngl I would eat

- An even worse pinnacle of human stupidity

- One reason to regularly check *both* sides of a tyre...

- Homemade breakfast burrito with potatoes, bacon, eggs, and sauteed onions.

- I hope nobody ate that cucumber

- 2meirl4meirl

- Figured Iโ€™d join the party and bring some air with me.

- Outstanding Move.

- Custom flex pipe on this Audi A4

- No Passing.

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- When you work in a shit kitchen

- c/s It had a wicked wobble from 25mph up. 04 Silverado passenger rear

- Popping Cake Green Sprinkle Pops!?!?!? (the straws are a classy touch)

- Thats what the girls want, what the girls need.

- C/S It just needs to pass emissions. Yet the clutch wont disengage and it seems she lubes with chocolate milk.

- the peop;le must know

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- Garbage can

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- ๐Ÿ”ฅ Red Beach, Panjin, China.

- Uncircumcised guys be like:

- me irl

- Posted this to r/funny a while back and saw it in my camera roll tonight and thought it would belong here.

- Mas masahol pa to sa ice cream container na hindi ice cream ang laman!!!

- Spaghetti boi

- France maybe a tad upset. I pulled this out of a flat repair.

- @iuavmoda4dummies on Instagram

- Pam?!

- This popsicle

- Drink Water

- Well, the cheese is sandwiched together, I guess.

- Fuck

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- Blursed Cum kvas

- other girls

- meirl

- There was a random green tortellini in my package of herb tortellini

- Legit.

- PO-TA-TO

- Nothing broken just cool engineering: 280SEL Mercedes rear suspension/diff

- Woman posted this on her Facebook and this is the main reason I hate eating at other peopleโ€™s houses..

- Thank you baby for a romantic dinner date.

- Puffin fat clouds since 1917

- The most evil daedric prince

- Brussles Sprouts we neglected to take out of the cooler drawers over a month ago after our second covid closure.

- Must be one of them fuel injected tires...

- Just because its on Pinterest doesnt make it a good idea

- me๐Ÿ’ชirl

- A Dangerous Instrument for a Newbie

- John Byrne

- I have no words.

- Nice one

- Krab?? at the supermarket salad bar

- Found my keys...

- Can confirm

- i do love my pasta shells

- More cookies and cream

- Carbs-wise, this is going to set me back, but I donโ€™t even give a shit.

- Funny Blogs

- Best part is, it still held air.

- 2018 Lexus NX300. Drove over a pothole. Two bent rims, donโ€™t hold air. Wanted to drive home on them, trying to convince me heโ€™s got run-flat tires. He didnโ€™t. $7k in damages. P.S. My father-in-law. :)

- When you gotta have a cold air kit but just cant find it in the budget.

- Me_irl

- Tis the Season!

- Trashy even by Walmart standards

- Eating more salad, gotta stay healthy

- Well this is bullshit... literally.

- With W silent ๐Ÿ˜œ

- forbidden guacamole

- I saw this message today ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

- Sugar definitely goes in spaghetti

- meirl

- Mac and cheese...soup?

- Spices for everyone

- Stolen from Facebook

The way it should be ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‰ - @vegannation on Instagram

- watch out guys, no one buy bananas from stores anymore

- Pepsi sues Indian farmers for growing potatoes

- On this next episode of hoarders: SQUIRRELS

- I canโ€™t ignore the cheese

- Dont laugh, need this solved in 4 hours

- Me_irl

- Say Cheese...

- Salad Pizza- Her new favorite thing

- Oil Cooler Cover R&R on a 2012 Volvo D13 motor. Valve cover & Coolant tank for reference.

- Home Chef Peddles Wares

- Yes, smoother tire = smoother ride.

- How to get kicked out of a Mexican foodie FB group by the mods

- A Facebook friends #foodporn