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- Oh for me

kurose kidnapped your grandma

Eddit- got my hair dyed also my hair isnt that light??


- You guys like finding stuff the casino valet cant park so heres my entry

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- There is a place in California called Weed.

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- Happy Star Wars Day!

My imagination was something else back then

Hazel Callahan ^^


- Going a fraction over the speed limit.

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- Starsky and Hutch car outside of a police station

Im pissed (vent)

you guys I think im a man-


- The smoke in the cigarette spells out Life in the no smoking area and Death in the designated smoking area


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- What do you think of my new top? [F][OC]

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- Oilfield quotes


- Morning tea in a train / Russian Railways style


- [WDYWT] Is it all black and white?


- NEON Seoul


- #shittyparenting


- Looks like it was all for nothing..


- (f) Captain Kirk doesnt approve, do you?


- Deal


- And thats why I killed myself, chopped myself up and threw myself into the trash.


- This sign trying so hard to make sense.


- ITAP of an OK sign during a fire-pocalypse


- Obligatory airport flecks


- i have two seconds to think of a sleeping position


- giving your highness a new meaning


- * insert your opinion *


- me irl


- I solemnly swear that I am up to no good


- W I D E (Just saw this on the road and didnt have much time to take the photo)


- This Superior sign was reused and the old sign is starting to show.


- You pay $1, then you get it for free


- Keeping cool in the car


- Freedom Dr.


- Theres one every day..


- 2meirl4meirl


- Taking the chunkys for a spin


- m e o w


- hes still sitting right there he hasnt said anything and its been 5 mins


- ITAP of an upside down sign.


- [WDYWT] Closest Thing I Have To Lance Mountains


- Been a while


- N̲i̪̯̣͓͈̟̪g͏͎ḥ̶͔̙͠t҉̡̖͠ ̴̶͙̞̹̙̪t̛͕̹̗i̭͇͇m̧ḙ̵̵̻̬ ̡͔̼̫s̺̞ó͖̘͖͓͟͡ò̶̡͕̹̫n͏̛͇̜͈̻͖ ̷̤̣̠:͏͙͔͚̳̫̞̼)̻͔̙̀͞


- tru doe


- [WDYWT] Marimekko jokapoika shirt,Black jeans and Nike blazers


- Aesthetic


- You can never truly escape Reddit. Not even in the middle of the Mojave Desert.


- helo fishy


- A sweet sight to see


- Lemme just swoop around 168th real quick


- Blursed_ Members of the Public!!


- The gantry signs in the Portland, OR have a driving-themed COVID-19 piece of advice


- Just so you really understand


- There are not many original shapes or silhouettes..... only a million variation, and this one is (F19)


- Wake and bake with my new Highest mug 😍


- 🅱️LK REAL 🅱️REAM


- This casually-racist bumper sticker I saw today


- I think I deserve the Oscar for best use of these IG filters.


- Blursed Pre rolls


- me irl


- My coworkers pants and my skirt are the exact same pattern today.


- The legs on the bus go...


- Open your eyes


- The eyes are always watching. ( bolts with smudges)


- Im on the itty bitty titty committee (f)


- Jordan x Safety Clogs 🚧


- The smoking room is also called the killing room.


- Wheel gone


- A buddy kicked a rock and decided he had a new cigarette holder. God bless beer


- Counter Strike


- Enjoying my quarantine


- not sure if this belongs here


- UPS is so busy this time of year they are using every truck they can find.


- @_j_p_r_ on Instagram


- The whole setup w/ quave


- EEY EEY


- hmmm


- 90 Days. IM THE CAPTAIN NOW


- Running at night hits different.


- Next stop: Ginza


- hmmm


- Spongebob was wild.


- The person who named this road is a scifi fan. Sorry for the quality!


- Doesnt get much better than this


- Elementary schools sign looks like it was done with pen and paper.


- This could have been done differently


- [WDYWT] An old favorite of mine.


- Just me and the boys back in the day


- This part of a highway in Wyoming


- Spring is in the air


- Am I crazy to wear them into the NYC subway?


- These Funny Tail Lights


- Bored while he was playing golf


- Blursed sign


- My ni🅱🅱a eating a BIG NI🅱🅱A MEAL


- What are you doing Eminem????


- It fucking worked lmao


- Book of relevance - ?


- Saw this parking sign outside a Twin Peaks restaurant in San Antonio. I had no idea places did this.


- The accuracy of Watch Dogs phone hacking is amazing at representing society


- Based on a terrible tragedy.


- Let a mans grill for Christ sake


- Nearly there


- Stronks

- 2020 mood

- Dont let the flame die out

- What if we kissed under the Silent Hill gas station 😳

- Cash money dawwg

- Some of my favorite ride pics are the ones where I never got off the bike.

- Someone changed the rocks to say Fart Washakie instead of Fort

- Got an ounce of Green Daddy Purple

- There was a coke can on this semi that was next to me at a stoplight

- Finally, a perfect sign!

- Lick.

- CHaRlIe sHeEN wAnTS Ur OvAriEs😍

- 🅱️epsi Man

- [f]irst post in trees ♥️

- Utah DOT social media team is on point

- Red Bluff California

- Just flexing on all of Chicago

- ROOF KOREA BEST KOREA

- better stay away

- In the back seat

- The circle with a line through it is empty.

- Faxs

- Happy girl ;)

- We need more people like that.

- Dry Goods

- This fence (is stopping nobody)

- KOBE

- One of he favorite pictures of a car I have taken (70’ GTX, 66’ barracuda)

- Ayy

- I can relate

- Although it does accurately depict the road, I dont think its very helpful

- This is smoke, not fog in Victoria, British Columbia.

- Friday night joint and some GTA5 with friends!

- This really long bridge is one way traffic but the roads to and from are two way traffic and sometimes people are jerks.

- *Toooo high To move*

- Took this picture a while back- looks like theres a mini golfer on my shoulder lol (reference in comments)

- Business in the front. Party in the back.

- 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

- In the dungeon 😈 [F]

- FUCK NO HES TAKING THE KAABA

- This road,

- It goes both ways, sometimes even sideways

- Blursed Mariocart

- Blursed Street

- Hol up

- Throwback to the beginning of spring last year

- This theatre installed rests to put your feet.

- Just a normal night out

- Im getting hired by a chicken nugget! The chicken nugget is rich for being a chicken nugget too.

- Corona Time!

- Big brain time

- They never stood a chance

- Blursed_message

- Best way to drive😉

- Fishball

- Lil personal roll from last night

- Straight from T_D

- When youre on the phone with your mom

- cursed_sign

- I think we need to go that way... ;-)

- Spännande och se vart den kommer ta oss

- My Summer Pickup 🔥🔥🔥

- View of the 10am San Francisco sky from an airplane

- Ow sh*t

- hmmm

- Pants off Friday

- Im not gay... BUTT

- Can someone ID this ? Apparently its from Nike

- Dat Boi

- If Ive got wings why the hell am I crossing the street?

- [F]18 my hot girlfriend on the Santa Monica Ferris Wheel😍

- Hope it helps

- Sign in front of an old vehicle junkyard.[OC][3500x2329]

- Gorgeous smoke spot at an abandoned mill/dam complex.

- Escalator of Shadows

- Sounds about right

- I just did this

- Thanking my Goddess for letting me give Her a ride

- Parents be like

- 🅱️eepus

- It really do be like this

- [WDYWT] Me and the bro, first ever post on here btw

- It took me 8 years but I think I can finally consistently roll my personal perfect joint

- The legendary tale of Bustruck

- Photographed in San Antonio, Texas

- Im so glad to be alive.

- me_irl

- shoe photography

- THE 🅱AGIC 🅱OOL BUS

- Come see me rub my pussy in public and more 😋🔥

- Blindfolded and caged, unaware of what’s going to happen next

- Went laser tagging this weekend.

- Youre all amazing 💖

- Click here

- Lighting one up

- new format

- Im gonna end this guys whole career

- Kinda hoping someone catches me 😏[F][OC]

- Thisll Go Great With The Chinese Food I Got Right Next To Me

- Since you guys liked alcohol &tits last time.. Boob

- I mean does this sort of count? Seat right in the middle of the emergency exit on my bus

- This passive aggressive stop sign.

- I just couldnt help myself xD This is my May the Fourth be with you Star Wars inspired look from yesterday!

- Clear Blue Skies.

- Lighting up that master kush on a cloudy sunset. Cheers to this sub!

- Neckbeards be like

- So far haven’t met someone who is willing to have fun with the wife! You must be going to COUNTDOWN AT THE NOS center. Tomorrow!!! If some1 wants to meet us there can have some fun with the wife DM. Must have a big dick very tight fit body and have a cute face. Again dm us for more info.

- Hot boxing in the car wash

- why yes, this photo WAS taken in the back seat of my mom’s car as she drove me to see My Chemical Romance

- True👏

- Only thing I could think on the way to work today.

- The place to spark for the day. Cheers!

- In my uniform, please rip my tights Daddy

- Aesthetic

- Mirrors on the ceiling

- Get sum

- hmmm

- Smokey day in Vancouver Washington

- *netherlands intensifies*

- Every night

- rolled and smoked this lil guy today. chill moment with some of my closest friends!

- While my baby sleeps-off chemo I’m TRULY thankful for Canada and legalisation

- Sometimes ents are just too intelligent for the rest of the world.

- Yes

- yeahhh france sesh

- Who likes naughty public play? Link in bio/comments if you want more daddy 😉

- Haha, ass go, oof

- an ALLIANCE

- This is how they do it in Canada

- Invest and start profiting.

- Smoking endo, sippin on gin and juice, laid back ;D

- Kererū street sign, Otari-Wilton Reserve, Wellington | Whats the best crazy street sign youve seen in NZ? [x-post from /r/kererus]

- Blursed vandalism

- No pie?

- Banksy canvas

- Ready for this weekend.

- 🤦🏻♂️

- An oldie, but quite fitting again today!

- Flashing truckers these young perky titties😜 Have a great Thursday everyone!!

- I need better high heels...

- Formerly a strip club now a restaurant/bar, new owner got tiered of returning customers asking for strippers that he created this sign right at the entrance

- Common Sense

- Smokin flower for the first time in like 3 months. New pipe to break in too

- Was starring at him till the end of the game and couldnt figure out where I have seen this pose before.

- One of my favourite smoke spots with a hash biff

- The eyes are upon me

- [f]un at the beach. Don’t expect this much of my face in the future.

- The unspoken rules of Reddit

- Why!

- 100 degrees out in LA and the bus is 20 min late - emergency blunt activated.

- Table Table Road

- She has best size I have ever touched

- blursed_billboard

- Quick work flex pic

- This tree grew through 6+ feet of pole to reach the sunlight at the top.

- Road trip flash!!

- My secret for driving with he windows down.

- Heres your sign.

- Beautiful sunset though

- Top tier shitpost

- All The other Signs Start With Caps

- Robert Downey Jr posted this to Facebook, with the words too smoking for this room, better leave. Truer words have never been spoken

- Little Caesar’s Parking Lot, Waiting [F]or The Za

- 1984 [aic]

- found a lush lil private spot in the local dene😌🌿

- Respawn in 5

- There was a typo on this road sign I drove by today after going hiking in the Anza-Borrego desert.

- On the road again

- me irl

- In the Florida keys some of the cities use red lights during turtle mating season so the baby turtles don’t mistake the artificial light for the moon.

- Making a meme for every song on the Undertale soundtrack, day 036 - Dummy!

- my little smoke spot downtown a little city in France

- Rode the Monster 1200S through some forest fire smoke. Chelan, WA.

- The 8 is upside down.

- The line going down my stomach leads right to your lunch 😛 (f)

- Felt Cute, Might Delete Later

- It is 2077 and the USA still not into the Metric System

- This sign in Kentucky is in kilometers

- Going cark

- My idea of a perfect day

- me_irl

- Phuong-Thao Marazza

- Porta-thotties

- Apocalypse Meow

- Also a new template to work with. The original template is in meme economy.

- Wisconsin DOT with a sense of humor today...

- Sharing some little pearls of wisdom with you this evening 😝 (OC)

- Message reflecting on jacket!

- Saw this on the way home this weekend, thought it was funny

- Who wants to fuck a thick hippie with some junk in the trunk?

- Canadian Navy base’s “Designated Cannabis Smoking Area” sign

- The caution cow signs all have UFOs over them near Madrid, New Mexico.

- Baddie

- Smokey Smokey, who’s been enjoying the warming evenings for there tokes?

- A difficult skill indeed

- Cash Money Street

- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. (O7S)

- Puff, puff, pass(OC)

- Thats not where your mic is!

- In the Elevator

- Captions
