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- Grigor Dimitrov announces that he has COVID-19

- NBC reported Usain Bolt tested positive for coronavirus by sharing a picture of Kevin Hart

- After I got wrongfully banned last week I submitted a ticket and got this response.

- Take it up with Uncle Leroy

- Poor guy did nothing wrong.

- Your family is concerned? They are fat phobic RUN AS FAR AWAY FROM THEM

- Major power move 😂

- Talking to a former coach. Tennis is depressing. I love it so much.

- Mad Jacks on the crack

- I honestly didn’t think it would work

- But I have to have a gun! It’s in the Constitution.

- Im a bad bad boy.

- Me irl

“To whom this may concern” is my new favourite way of addressing a rude client 😂😂😂 - @lash.funnies on Instagram

- Found in a super active Facebook group Im in

- Teen steals car, leads police on 100+mph chase putting multiple lives in danger, crashes car in to a wall... mom makes GoFundMe for his bail money because a lot of us have done stupid things when we were younger.

- When creed was manager he had his mugshot on the wall.

- Oh no

- Extreme lowballers

- Well this is uncomfortable.

- Ummmm.....you okay dude?

- This coming from a girl who openely admits to emotionally manipulating guys.

- 👏👏

- Izzy calling out Romero 👀

- My friend went my tinder and it got kinda brutal

- Dont judge me and I wont judge you

- One of my friends has had enough!

- Lookout Monat Huns, there is a new hair scheme in town. They are hitting up your DMs/PMs like wildfire.

- This persons bones weigh over 140 lbs

- Invest in Michael Jackson duo.

- #freerick

- This is james who did your tattoos wife

- [Serious] WHICH ONE OF YALL

- When Verizon knows there’s a spam call issue, has a solution, but decides to monetize it instead.

- I love my amazing abused body that holds up until it super super doesn’t

- BAG OF GIRLS

- Took the advice of some of you guys and asked **** not to give out my number

- I can do you no harm

- From an anti-mask fb group. Gee, if only there was a legitimate health condition associated with a decline in memory

- I Cant Believe They Did That...

- I know people may be bored of these put this was too funny not to share

- I run a action figure review channel and do monthly giveaways, but I get this crap from stupid kids all the time...

- How dare people not praise me for gaining weight.

- When you have no soul, but still have that bill; she’s a pathological liar and is not a fraud victim.

- The average life of a Japanese 20-year-old

- Vent violent

- self proclaimed nice girl

- It’s like she knows me!

- A guy I served with in the military ended up going crazy. I blocked him for making a bunch of anti Semitic remarks over a year ago and he randomly messaged me this gem today

- x-post from r/cringeanarchy

- Got that recipe heat on Grailed

- I can’t even

- GPLA - This email was awesome CFB, would love to see more TOs do this

- Cats — blacks real quick

- Secret MLM Training Group - Welcome to our MLM Wordsalad

- Cheesy romantic stuff 😻😻

- Of course listen to the CDC

- If you text someone, they have to be with you forever or theyre ungrateful

- Were you... incensed?

- A comment on a post about homelessness.

- getting excited about a girl flirting with you vs finding out she has a boyfriend

- Scout has something to say

- These people are so utterly disconnected from reality its scary. Also, not the Clawdeen Wolf profile picture.

- keep watching

- Haha yes I’ve made my own meme

- The reality of using realistic models in marketing

- Dont remember writing that...

- Only in NZ

- Kohen whos probably seven years old totally said this

- You know star wars was doomed long before signing D&D when you have people calling them incredible storytellers working there.

- Her bio said “I could never love you as much as I love Oreos”

- Welcome to the New World Order

- He doesn’t speak “insecurity”.

- Never noticed this

- Guy is about to take his 15-year-old niece to a play. Her 14 year old boyfriend sent him this.

- The 2020 It Works! Conference Facebook event page has some really sad posts in the discussion section. People who are struggling to afford hotels, plane tickets, or looking to drive across the entire U.S.

- April Ludgate Quotes

Im so sick of our fucking community. I usually dont call people out. But today I got damn time. From this day forward when people hit my DM doing this Im putting you on blast. Bottom line Im sick of it. First & foremost never read the womans message first time Im seeing anything was this rant. Just because you see a read on fb you automatically assume someone read it. There is a strong possibility that people have that fb chat bubble pop-up at the wrong time and close it out so it will show read and it was never read. But instead of finding out you automatically hit my fucking DM and start bashing me. Ive supported this Black Owned business more than once ugh. This is why our community cant get a head BS like this right here. Im so sick of people attacking me being lights skinned or that Im not all black. Most of our well known activists were not all black. Im sick of it everyone gets put on blast from here on out. No more me just sucking it up and rolling with it. You want to be nasty well the world gets to see you be nasty. This was uncalled for I didnt nothing wrong to this woman to deserve any of this BS. mixmama007 - @blackconnections on Instagram

- This will probably get deleted, but it does then I will post this on the crappy design subreddit

- My hs friend commented this today, really just screams “pick me” energy

- American Christians are not oppressed, Auntie!

I think Lamar has proved he’s a running back 🤣 35 passing yards and 41 rushing in the first half 🤣 - @nflcomedyig on Instagram

- Got em

- My bio says “I’m statistically taller than you”

🌿 . . #sarahconnor #lindahamilton #t800 #arnoldschwarzenegger #johnconnor #edwardfurlong #t1000 #robertpatrick #kylereese #michaelbiehn #terminator #terminator2 #terminator3 #terminator4 #terminator6 #terminator2judgmentday #hastalavistababy #terminatordarkfate - @sarahx.xconnor on Instagram

- Apparently watching TV at my boyfriend’s house is inexcusable

- I told my cousin I was gay today

- My buddy just posted this on FB and felt it belongs here.

- SGSecure reviews are gold

- My mother and father show up outside my apt without notice and demand I go eat dinner with then even though I’ve been living independently for six years. The last time I saw them they made me cry in public so I’ve been putting off seeing them. They haven’t apologized.

- Stop the solicitation

- This is my chemistry teacher. He’s crazy, but he’s still a cool dude

- Gave a request to a r/memes mod. He gives this response. This is troubling

- I have the most awesome law professor ever, and this week he taught us about every government agency through the words of Ron Swanson. His lecture on the IRS was my favorite.

- anon meets a kind stranger

- Arnold Allen is scared of the GOAT, dont tell him I shared this

Mood after seeing I was left off the lyricist of the year nominations: FKTG deluxe otw? 🤔 - @whoisconway on Instagram

- Boy do I have egg on my face...and by egg I mean a massive death toll.

- Top 10 scene filmed after a catastrophe

- Insane People Tumblr

- Yep, they went there.

- SPEECH 100

- Yeeah.... Not gonna happen lol Also maybe those artists are rude because shes not paying them for their time and supplies..

- I need those hair clips, man!

- Fucking dumbass Billy, he should go back to english school because he is a dumb fuck.

On Sundays the Grand Slams are on discount - @shaydozer on Instagram

- Is it even a date if no one dies at the end?

- Gargoyles

- Nice guy tracks down a girl from tinder and shows up at work, doesn’t understand why that’s creepy. Was upset for being left on read.

- But..... the looting and stuff....

- He’s real and nice.

- I guess he wants salt for Christmas...

- Top Minds of T_D continue to let Obama live rent free in their heads, decide that a harmless tweet wishing a fast recovery for Zion Williamson would be better if they add I want to suck his dick to it. Their obsession with genitals and Obama is well past the point of creepy, its pure projection.

- Do you ever get bored and read dark souls 3 one star reviews

- Oh the cringe......

- Facebook users never fail to whore out tragedies just as soon as they happen.

- Part 2 to my previous post

- Where do I even begin with this one...?

- Another Treat From My Birdperson Account

- Person who was called out in a /r/quityourbullshit post appears on an alt account defending himself

- No, there’s no literature. The nurse just wants your child to survive.

- Wet shoe smelling mayonnaise bottle, that’s a new one

- Yeah, grocery shopping is just as bad as going to house party with people packed in like sardines...

- Context: My relative works corporate for a healthcare company.

- Chicago PD Quotes

- Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.

- Pretty sure I’m on an FBI watch list now

- Jake Virtanen responded to Mirco Muellers injury update with a peculiar tweet which was quickly deleted. Claims to have accidentally butt dialed.

- Soooo what should I do if someone is breaking into my house? 🤔

- Ya sket

- It was a video of lions and hyenas fighting.

- Insane People Apple Reviews

- Sauls sense of humor is perfect

- This guy once groped me in a nightclub

- Greeting... This is a creature idea for my world. What are you thoughts? All criticism welcome.

- Biiiiiit of a stretch...

- Market in my epic file - no vaccinations

- To spell legitimate

- My Tinder is a joke account where I tell people train facts and answer questions about trains. I research railway history.

This Wednesday night on @planetscumlive myself and @yoyofirestone (one of the only good people in comedy) present LAWN AND ORDER. I’ve gotten VERY into lawn care lately and we’re going to discuss everything I’ve been learning. - @chrisgeth on Instagram

- This wholesome review

- Sure, Karen, sure.

- Anyone else get a DM from this guy? Not sure what’s going on but be careful

- Izzy out here living a real life anime

I knew it wouldn’t be long before I could use this clip on something related to Charlotte Agenda - @thehiddencharlotteagenda on Instagram

Shift Notes* MOPHO Management = Saints @likeagetwellcard you impress me every day. - @michaelgulotta on Instagram

- Cash-free screws the poor!

- Writing of a neckbeard pt. 2

- BIG BANG THEORY

- Literally everyone after Minecraft Part 9

- So woke

- Part of an actual text exchange now before the courts in Canada (screenshots have been released to media). Just listen to this asshole...

- Playing the victim and name-calling, the usual for my mother. And yes, her profile photo is a cartoon Trump holding a baby.

- Things that didnt happen Alex for $500

- Ill probably be downvoted to shit but whatever. It needs to be said.

- He has an avrage of 14 post per day on incels.co hed probably be the first victim if thered be a purge irl.

- Guys, I met him, for real

- Danny devito

- Technically the truth

My boss welcoming me to the company-wide Zoom meeting🙆🏼‍♀️ . . . . . #bravotv #katechastain #belowdeck #bravofan #bravo #realhousewives #funny #nobra #zoom #companymeeting #skype #lockdown #lol - @sonjaismyspiritanimal on Instagram

- How do I respond to this? This ladies is losing her shit because I said I didn’t support MLMs.

- Cursed_wtf

- I really don’t know what to do

- Hope this hasn’t been done before

- Guys we need to stop

- Email sent out to all parents because of toxic Facebook parents. Its a school that 5 to 12 year olds attend.

- Ground and pound his old ass

- She said we could tell our families we met at a stop light

- Got in a political discussion....... do self suicides count?

- Waiting for the Cinco de Mayo weekend rush like

- This lady was fun

- Friend showed me this. Some rando wanted her to dog-sit just because she fosters rescue dogs.

- She got it.

- She’s writing me an essay😳

- Finding insane people on NextDoor is almost too easy

- This guys facebook is full of this sorta thing

- The original post is about actions to take when your FA account gets “trolled” that don’t involve taking a social media break. I’d say if you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen...but I guess you can also force a ‘thin friend’ to do the dirty work for you??

- My principal is a fucking idiot

- Hey guys! I need you to harass and threaten the father of my child because he doesnt want her to get polio

- Anyone know this vid

- Vaguely trying to save my friend. She’s already too far gone.

- Nice response though

- “You’ve got hell to pay and I’m the God Damned Devil!!!!”

- The fucker that caused the measles outbreak in my city

- Ill have what OP is having

- Uhhhh what?

- Found in the comments of a Jimmy Carr video

- pLeAsE nO jUdGiNg Or RuDe CoMmEnTs

- Hair Salons Are No Longer Safe to Anyone

- Youre right... We dont believe that happened.

- My 12 year old nephew to his mom

Wanted to share this text a fan sent me to let fans of whatever fandom that YOUR happiness is what makes your favorite artist happy. YOUR happiness comes first. Remember that. 팬 여러분의 행복이 여러분이 좋아하는 아티스트의 행복이 됩니다. 당신의 행복이 우선인 걸 잊지 마세요. 🙏🏻 When you need someone to hear you out, text me at (213) 444-5416 - @blobyblo on Instagram

- NiceGuy back for round 2

- Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and deciding to call it Bickel

- “Holistic” healing

- OP said, If you ate like me, you would look like me. to someone and these were responses...

- Nope

VOTE 🗣🗣 - @jasmynshaleseee__ on Instagram

- A man in Las Vegas “stole” a strangers truck to make TWO trips to save 30 lives at the Route 91 festival Sunday night. The truck owner was completely cool with it and just wanted to make sure he got his keys back.

- Noah you just missed the boat

- Nearly a book’s worth of responses have gone through my head in the 5 minutes since I’ve read this but I know typing them out will just be a waste of my time.

- Yupppp pull our military support and all that sweet sweet US aide dollars we give them they’d STFU quick.

highschool: corona edition - @michaelscottdaily on Instagram

- The intro to this article

- Ah, I cant believe it worked. I dont understand women.

- When you say no to a pedophile once and he doesn’t kidnap you

- For some reason my CB Witsel review wouldn’t post so here’s a screen shot of it

- Pressure-Cooked Burrito

- Creep didn’t even read my bio... 🙄

- Two different accounts, same bug-crushing fetish

- When a lovely handmade gift is still not enough

Still tryna process this rn 😪. First artist I’ve ever dropped a song with and it changed my life. One of the most genuine, no matter how successful he was always humble. Thank you for everything @houdini #LLHou 🕊💔🎩 - @lesean__ on Instagram

- i was too arousing to female coworkers “THIS REALLY HAPPENED”

- The most wholesome moment in the series for me

- Woman tries to convince a former coworker that she harassed to sign up for her MLM scheme. Blue is not impressed.

- Obvious catfish so had some fun

- Inclusion = More Exclusion

- My brother got out of prison last year and has been living with my parents and paying rent, trying to save up to get his own place. My mom has mental illness stemming from meth use over 15 years ago. My brother brought a lady friend home yesterday and badness ensued.

- The nurse turned to google...

- The Big Bad Wolf lives in my ceiling (part 1/2)

- Posted by a ghetto niceguy

- Oh, whats really gonna bake your noodle later on is...

- Having to write a 7 page paper in order to attend my grandfather’s funeral.

- You dutch bag.

- Extremely funny

- I wouldn’t wanna be an icon either!

- What is with all these elaborate schemes at the minute? No I won’t be rating your ‘boyfriends’ dick for his birthday. Fuck sake.

- Well thats a new one.

- Someone got measles.

- The game dev was required to make the game free for the egg hunt and now people are complaining about it

- BLURSED_VIRUS

- Dreamers will dream

- How dare anyone else win a contest!

- Blursed_pastors advice before you attempt to swallow this whole thing

- He really was the “Number 2 Guy”

- THOSE DEADLY NIGHTFALL PROCS

- Can confirm, I was everybody’s ass

- When mods start banning everyone before the shitposters are prepared

- he’ll fight his way out even in blood, so bring it!!!!

- Even the mention of the word “bike” is now offensive

- When you constantly message a girl with a boyfriend and she doesn’t immediately send nudes

- And I Hate Everything

- It’s nice to sit in silence with your teacher for 10 minutes?

- Castle Videos

- Someone sold a VHS player on Ebay , the buyer afterwards sent this amazing letter to the seller !!!

- WhY DoEs ChUrCh hAvE tO bE CanCeLLeD?? WhO nEeDS FoOd Or HoUsEhOLd neCeEsTtieS??

- The IKEA shopper

- You sanctimonious prick

- [OC] I received this email/review on my adventure last night and Im really happy and I want to share it with you.

- Elfman: JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!!!

- wtf

- The West Wing

- It’s not a pyramid scheme but refuses to mention which business she owns....

- assaulting a cashier over 86¢ and a snarky comment then posting about it

- Family member thought it was cool to ask out a girl on my behalf

- So youre calling your dad a b!tch?

- meirl

- Girl wut???

- Tumblr girl stalks her boyfriends ex, you wont believe what happens next!

- This is heartwarming

- Cursed_Flight

- Another anti-vaxxer!

- If he does figure out a way, Im calling Father Karras.

#deadpoetssociety - @slipknot_sucks on Instagram

- turn into something closer to your pet dog god I hope ppl arent treating their dog like this 😷

- My mother accusing me of having a therapist and telling lies to them

- I like this guy.

- Saw this in a Facebook group, if its repost ill remove

- I found a stray cat and took it to the shelter (after keeping her safe for the night, feeding her, making multiple lost cat listings in attempt to locate her owner) but hey, guess I’m the bad guy.

- My Mom and Dad’s pasts are finally catching up with them. Murder, abuse, and lies galore. My older sister continues to be their mouth piece.

- Perfect definition of nice guys.

- after i move out, parents send me 7 days worth of medication so that i’ll have to see them again and refuse to give me back a car i paid for. “im sorry you feel this way.” (excuse bad cropping)

- Girl asks for a ride 45 miles one way for her and her three kids under three, then becomes angry no one wants to drive her. But she would only need two car seats!

- Lemme enlighten you retards in some knowledge.

- Guy gets so heated about the PC Im selling online. Dont be like this guy.

- Brooklyn 99

- How NOT to approach a Domme 101

- You have no idea, the physical toll, wrapping three presents has on a person!

- UPDATE: Officially cut off my manipulative Dad. And yes, he is STILL pretending to have cancer.

- Say no to butt crack hair and yes to bald spots!

- I. Seriously. Love. This. City. Sometimes.

- When You See It...

- One month into quarantine

- some girl from my school posted this on her spam😳

- My Philosophy

- My friend bought a bunch of dice (for a boardgame hes designing) and got this email from the companys customer service

- He was the hero they came to see

- I super liked her so I could use the Scott Pilgrim pickup line

- POS believes victims shouldn’t fought back against rapists

- Can anyone verify where Kakashis asks him to be his bodyguard? Ive watched the anime like ten times total and Ive read the manga twice or so, but I never caught this detail. It makes sense, I just wanna know if its true. Heres to link to this article: https://screenrant.com/naruto-characters-st

- When Michael is on his way to New York to give a presentation on his branch, Dwight hands Michael his passport.

- This man was shot and killed by police in Wolfe City TX, last night. #justiceforjohnathan

- Niceguy needed help finding the counseling building.

- I was told this would fit in here

- If this is really an educated woman then all schools need to be closed now.

- phan

- Just a friendly vinyl collector’s group

- Jeez, man.

You scared, motherfucker? You should be. This green berets gonna kick your big ass! . . @billsebald & @caseyschearer80 watch Commando Friday night at 8 PM EST! Join them on any podcast platform for a watch along. . . . #commando #arnoldschwarzenegger #billduke #watchalong #podcasting #podcastlife #podcaster #podcasts #podcast #podcastinglife - @deluxeditionpod on Instagram

- Please bring back chubby Terri #nips